#dazai and chuuya are married

[zerooup]

I saw u took requests now! (I hope this is the right place to ask for them) Could you do anything regarding little Akutagawa? I saw u alr made a post about him but I’d love to see more content

of course! I'm watching wan! right now so I'm filled with ideas for him! Cw: Diapers, Overstimulation, Pleurisy!

Very sensitive around how he looks while little, he's often curled up in the trenchcoat, or he'll be in the bath which is the only place he feels like himself! plus, baths make him feel all squeaky clean and it helps his Pleurisy not flare as much and not be as painful. ~

Very prone to stomachaches, and very high fevers. This leads him to be curled up on a couch until he feels better. Often wearing diapers during this period (especially because he's most likely regressed while sick) to rest as much as possible and as often as possible (which is what his caretakers tell him to do as the less time he's awake, the less time his pleurisy can flare up and cause him to feel even worse then he already does) ~

When he is sick, you catch very soft moments with Dazai, Atsushi, and sometimes Chuuya, Not because Chuuya doesn't want to be involved, but because he's busy. But, here's what I have for a cute little moment between this little man and his "dadazai" ~~~ D: Aw.. I heard my little devil isn't doing very well today, Cmon; Lets get you in a warm blanket with a bottle, yeah? Ak: Mnn.. D: I know you feel icky bud, but the bottle will cool off your tummy. Ak: Mmh. D: Alright little devil, you stay right here while I go get those for you, Do you want your plushie as well? Ak: Mnhm D: Don't feel bad that I'm off work okay? Not like I do any to begin with, Little devil. ~

When his pleurisy flares, he'll often go to whichever CG of his is closer because when it flares, it's BAD. Like, every other cough knocks the air out of him type bad. This poor baby is in so much pain just from a singular cough he'll half regress on his way there, and then fully once he gets in the building.. which often leads to Kunikida helping him get changed and babysitting until Dazai or Atsushi is available. Or if Chuuya told him not to move while he was out to the shops and he busts in, only to see his little one practically asleep on Kunikida's lap as he continues to work. ~

Other times, Dazai will take Akutagawa home if he's too sick, just to keep an eye on him, which often leads to Dazai not sleeping much; but is that really so out of the normal for him? Sometimes Chuuya will visit to play with Akutagawa as well if he's regressed.. which can lead to little things like this! ~~~ C: "What's this one's name, Aku?" (Holding up a turtle card) A: "Turt'l" C: "And this one?" (holding a zebra card) A: "Zeeba!" C: "Good! and this?" (holding a dog card) A: "You!" C: "...Dazai you absolute motherFUC-" D: "Hey! Don't swear, there's a baby here, chuuya." C: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I SAY WHAT I WANT" D: "Fine, since you swore, you have to change him next, Slug" C: "Goddamn it, mackerel" ~

He is also the CUDDLIEST baby known to man, especially if he's upset? Whoo. Get him some cuddles, a bottle and a blanket and he's OUT.

[booksandpaperss]

when dazai’s freshly 18 he blows the mafia paycheck he doesn’t gaf about on an expensive engagement ring that he plans to give to chuuya as a joke to piss him off. but then dark era happens and dazai never gets the chance so he just ends up carrying around this ridiculously high quality ring in his pocket for the next 4 years. eventually he gives it to chuuya after they’ve reconnected intending to “complete his joke” except chuuya just unironically accepts it and they end up engaged for real

[s1ckstvr0s]

What cunty marriage looks like:

[petitesmafia]

married skk where Chuuya's removing his gloves while activating Corruption, but he stops the chant midway to take off his ring to hand to Dazai so he doesn't lose it in the fight

Chuuya: oh grantors of— oh wait Dazai: ? Chuuya, turning back and tossing his ring to Dazai: hold onto that for me i don't wanna lose or break it Dazai, biting down a grin: ok <3

(post-corruption, as Dazai's bringing an exhausted Chuuya back to base, he can't resist going "sooooo...." — Chuuya just rolls his eyes and immediately is like. don't even start)

[qquokkari]

can’t decide if i actually think this is funny or not. well anyway

original post

[caelanglang]

The O(ccasionally)samu D(runk)azai

[radvelvetcakez]

Dazai: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Chuuya: That's great, Dazai. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 4 fucking years.

[mr-vanhellis]

Hello Tumblr, I return offering Future SKK

And a silly mini comic to go with them teehee

[jay72664]

Aftercare

TW: Suggestive.

“You were too rough.” Dazai whines, shifting in the bath tub against his husband’s chest.

“You were literally begging for it.” Chuuya says with an eye-roll.

The brunette lets out a melodramatic gasp. “Chibi is victim blaming, you’re such a meanie.” He buries his face in the smaller man’s shoulder.

“If I’m such a meanie, how come you’re cuddling me?” Chuuya asks, the amusement in his voice palpable as he subconsciously traces the lines of his husband’s scars.

The brunette huffs. “‘Cause you’re warm, and you owe me.” He grumbles.

The ginger can’t help but chuckle, swiping Dazai’s hair out of the way before pressing a kiss on the side of his head. “I owe you? You sounded like you were having the time of your life just a few minutes ago.”

Dazai pouts. “Shut up.”

Chuuya only laughs more, tilting his husband’s chin up and pressing a kiss to his lips. “As his majesty wishes.” He teases.

The brunette huffs, and then pulls Chuuya into another kiss, longer, more passionate.

They both eventually pull away, resting their foreheads together.

“What was that for?” Chuuya asks breathlessly.

“You just looked very kissable.” Dazai remarks, a smirk coming to his face as he shifts to his knees.

“Wanna go a second round?”

[flamie-42]

Dazai wears their wedding ring on a chain around his neck. Chuuya pulls on it to get Dazai to kiss him

Chuuya wears his on his finger under his gloves. It’s the only accessory that doesn’t get ruined by corruption… for some reason

[juicebox72664]

Yes, Dazai’s jealous

Dazai was a possessive man, especially of Chuuya, and he wasn’t even trying to hide his glare at the man talking to Chuuya.

They’d been talking for just a little too long.

Sitting just a little too close.

And touching just a little too much.

He wanted to kill the guy; but Chuuya would be mad if he blew the mission; he might make him sleep on the couch.

So he stayed where he was.

That changed very quickly.

It changed the second Chuuya looked uncomfortable.

He knew Chuuya could take care of himself.

He also knew Chuuya would do whatever it took to get the mission done.

So he marched straight over there, interjecting himself into the conversation without hesitation, covering up his distain for the man with a very fake smile; and he’s sure the man knew it was fake because he gave a similar one.

“Sorry; I really must borrow Chuuya for a moment.”

He didn’t miss the glare that Chuuya shot him; this might be the only chance they have to get the intel they needed.

That didn’t stop Dazai from forcibly pulling Chuuya away.

Once they were far enough away from the man, Chuuya pulled wrist away. “What the fuck, Osamu? I had him.” He would be yelling, but he didn’t want to attract attention.

“We can ‘have him’ another way.” Dazai remarks, his jealousy, and not to mention his hatred for the man, lacing his voice.

Chuuya crosses his arms over his chest. “I cannot believe you.” He rubs the bridge of his nose. “Yeah, I’m going to try to salvage this.”

Dazai grabs his wrist before he can leave, pulling his back against his chest.

“Osamu.” He says evenly. “Let go.”

Dazai hold only tightens. “I don’t want him around you.” He grumbles.

“I know.” Chuuya turns around in his hold, cupping his face. “I just need to get the information, and when we get home, you can have me all to yourself.”

Dazai groans, but relents, letting Chuuya go. “I expect your full attention.” He pouts.

Chuuya laughs and pecks his lips. “You got it.” Then he turns heel and heads back to the man that Dazai hopes he’ll be allowed to kill after the mission.

[spoksstuff]

skk hc: they've always been so married couple coded that from time to time they actually forget they got married fr...

all credits to the original artist @WalkingPuppyii on X

[soukoku-stans-assemble]

An expansion on a post I made a while ago, about dazai and chuuya getting married as teenagers:

Dazai goes to chuuya with an idea for a prank, all like 'chuuya! We should get married!' And chuuyas all like dazai, Mackerel, waste of bandages, what the actual fuck. Because this is before they've even started dating, they're like 16/17 and both pining so hard.

And dazais like, well, tax benefits. And that means you get all my stuff when I die, instead of it going to mori. And I get all your stuff if you die! And we can be roomates and save money. Plus, it'll be so funny. Imagine everyone thinking we're in a relationship!!!!!

And chuuya agrees, because he's physically incapable of saying no to dazai, and so they get married. And it's a big deal for a week or two, that soukoku got married, and then everyone just kinda settles down and forgets about it. They bury their marriage certificate in a drawer somewhere, and dazai ends up in his shipping container anyway, so they don't think about the fact that they're married.

And then dazai leaves the mafia, and both of them do their best to forget about the other completely, so the fact that they're married stops being applicable. Chuuya find their marriage certificate while drunk, and burns it, and then completely forgets about it, and then there's no record at all.

Then dazai resurfaces, and they're reunited, and apologies are made, and they finally get together. And then one of them (chuuya) eventually gets down on one knee and proposes. And dazai is just standing there, in front of all their colleagues, and he catches chuuyas eye and he's like. 'Wow. Can't believe I'm so great you had to marry me twice!' And then they both start laughing hysterically. The agency is hella confused and the port mafia is sighing in dissapointment.

They end up having a wedding anyway, and making vows, they just don't have the official document.

[sulliedsorrow]

i like the idea of soukoku being married in everything but name. they live together (have for years) they’ve raised children together (sskk) they plan their lives around one another and truly don’t exist without the other. and yet if you ask them if they’re married they’d give you twin looks of such disgust.

[etrevil]

Screams once they spot each other, says how their day is ruined and how they're unlucky to have stumbled upon a tiny slug and bastard mackerel, but then they spend the rest of their time walking beside one another in the park, bickering and in their own world.

[raccoonwxrks]

I made a redraw of the new skk official art 🫠