#day 1: chocolate

[kassy-munson]

im not crying, you are 🥹☺️💕

this is the definition of friends supporting friends

via lupita n’yongo’s insta

[lowpolyshadow]

valentines doodles for the siblings (do not fucking tag as ship do not tag as ship Do Not T

[izzystizzys]

Half the jobs Fox is sent on are not within his jurisdiction. This certainly isn’t.

Planetary protection unit, they said. Military police. Orbital security force.

And now Fox is being pointed at Count Dooku on some backwater planet and told to fetch. How the mighty have fallen.

He’s pretty sure Kenobi, Skywalker and their units could’ve karked this all up perfectly fine on their lonesome; they don’t need three Guardsmen there to watch them do it. But the Chancellor says jump and Fox surpressed the urge to bash his head in with a durasteel chair. So it goes.

Which is when things start going terribly, terribly wrong, of course.

“Is that Spinder?!”, Skywalker exclaims, arms wheeling out in the air wildly to try and catch his balance. “The Count fucks?!”

Across the room, Cody rips his helmet off, several shades redder than a baseline human should be. “The Count fucks my brother?!”

Two lightsticks hover uselessly in the air, Skywalker’s zig-zagging in a relentless hum with his gesturing. Fox stands stock-still, in the hope that maybe he’ll spontaneously turn invisible if he does. Around them, 501st and 212th troopers gape through helmets. Behind him, Nuisance gasps for air amidst screaming laughter.

Ping, went Fox’s comm unit, in that unmistakeable lascivious jingle sound. Ping, answered Count Dooku’s within a split second. Match found close by.

For a moment, Fox considers what it would be like to run at the Count’s lightsaber at full speed.

…not like that.

“Count”, Kenobi says, with a face like he’s bitten into a rotten fruit. Not that Fox knows what fruit tastes like. “This is a highly… unexpected development.” He fwoosh-es his lightsaber shut, obviously having given up on fighting. “I’d call it a conflict of interest, but I’m not sure that applies?”

“Oh, it’s gonna be a conflict of something, for sure”, Cody hisses, fists clenched at his sides. He looks about ready to boil over, with Crys and Waxer inching closer in preparation. “What have you done to my brother, you monster?!”

“I don’t think you want to know that, Commander”, Nuisance gasps out between barks of laughter, proving why he’s eternally Fox’s least favourite. Cody’s splotchy red complexion slowly fades into ghostly white as a sheen of horror settles over the room. “Thanks for the fancy chocolate bouquet last week, Count!”

Dooku, who has been thus far staring at the floor with an empty thousand-klick stare, looks up at that. Fox has seldom seen a man that defeated outside of the mirror, he has to admit - but shudders when he remembers exactly what the chocolates were for.

Oh Force, he’s sexted Count Dooku into buying him gifts. Does that make him a Seppie spy? Traitor by proxy?

“I feel”, says the Count, gravely, still holding his long red laserknife in a white-knuckled death-grip, “that I have been taken for a fool.”

“Uh”, says Fox, nervously. All eyes snap to him. Oh Force, oh Force, oh Force. They’re going to invent a whole new kind of decommissioning for this and name it after Fox.

“Is it really scamming if you actually get what you pay for?”, asks Grids, considering. Fox slowly pulls off his helmet just for the comforting feeling of burying his head in his gloved palms. The sounds of a struggle ensue, and Kenobi makes a choked-off noise. Maybe if he’s embarrassed enough he’ll give himself an aneurysm.

“Grandmaster, why are you paying people for naked pictures of themselves on the holonet?!” Kenobi asks, despairingly. “Aren’t you a little old for that?”

“Oi, no one said I was naked!”, Fox exclaims, head whipping up.

“So naked”, Nuisance laughs, palm thumping against the floor. He might be crying.

“I’m not decrepit”, the Count blusters, and Skywalker makes a gagging noise. “I have - there are needs, and they are perfectly natural!” It takes three troopers to restrain Cody from launching himself at the Count.

[metal-redcherries]

Just finished watching a quiet place... and did a wet pathetic male wife with anxiety guy made me cry at the end of the movie? Yes... yes he did...

He just proved everybody the talent that he's got, and I'm so proud of him

[spicyvampire]

Fellowship of the ring [1/?]

THE SPIREALM (2024) EP. 2

[st4rstudent]

Various other one-sided swap doodles inspired by oomfs comments

[cupcakedex]

Morozov Pikachu Valentine's Day cookies by kiri0izm!

[meganechan05]

Tea vs Coffee

(I'm a Coffee Fiend)

Also have a cute one shot where a certain judge is a barista at a family restaurant

[idkwhyyouaskingm3-blog]

I know a lot of people compare Lena to Elias but her position feels a lot more like Jons or Gertrude to me. Trying to run a department that unknowingly puts its' staff in danger. Attempting to keep the higher ups appeased but not really agreeing with them. Taking care of her staff the best she can while trying to keep them as far away from the dangerous information as possible. Actively discouraging people to sign up, trying to convince Gwen to go back to her desk job etc etc.

She's not a CEO she's middle management. We're watching TMAGP from the equivalent of Sasha, Tim and Martins perspective this time not Jons.

[dreamingpartone]

wishing everyone a very happy holidays!! I hope the year ahead has many bright and beautiful moments in store for you 🌟

[why-the-heck-not]

oh yes the big wild grandiose ambitious life goals like ”someday going to the grocery store without a budget”

[kassy-munson]

i will fight anyone that hurts my sweet baby boy

[coralcatsea]

Wow this scene of Hetalia sure was wild

It happened in a veeeery special edition of the manga released only in my brain

[gumy-shark]

Do you ever think about the fact Teru just canonically hangs around the awakening lab kids. Like those are his buddies. Like it's very indicative of his character growth and a very good sign that he's growing as a person. But also it's so fucking funny can you imagine THAT friendship dynamic

it really is amazing like. i don’t even know it’s just very fun to rotate in my mind. also imagining teru and rei talking about how “kageyama” is so cool and hot or whatever and it takes them three conversations to realize they’re talking about different kageyamas.

(do you think teru was the one who explained all the things the awakening lab kids missed out on like “oh that’s ritsu not shigeo he was going by his brother’s name” or “yeah that guy wasn’t really the leader of claw he’s [shigeo] kageyama’s boss” or even “oh hey remember those guys who kidnapped you? we kicked their asses and they’re all cool now except for that one guy i probably killed lol”)

[napping-sapphic]

Hang on i’m sending all the girls that are sad they don’t have a valentine this year psychic flowers and chocolates

[flamestar126]

Sitting + Chocolates