#dave strider x reader x karkat vantas

[deactivated-deadpool-anon]

Homestuck^2 screencap edits

[abandonedafterimage]

I can feel my Homestuck interest coming back soooo

You guys should send me Strider requests, or just homestuck requests in general. the striders are my fave tho (yes, also Bro)

Its been a while so some of my homestuck knowledge has left my brain, so what some things are called have probably left my brain. but thats not gonna stop me.

[nightfang22]

Not me re-entering my Homestuck™️ era.Look forward to some new Homestuck content from me soon.😂

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

Could you do a karkat, sollux or dave x childhood friend!reader? maybe with some pining to spice things up? (I've really enjoyed reading your scenarios so far!!!!)

Hope that the "so far" part will continue!

Karkat, Sollux and Dave crushing on their childhood friend

Reader here is gender neutral

Karkat

Falling for a childhood friend, if that wasn't done over million times in the romcoms he watched.

He felt dumb for letting this trope catch him. I mean of course, having a relationship with someone last so long and it being funded on just enjoying each other's company by the start which transformed into mutual trust and respect to the point now that any romantic feelings won't make you feel like you need to be perfect to be accepted since you've seen all kinds of sides over the years you've known each other- sounds pretty nice.

But it's not like he can be with you. He imagines it often thanks to his cursed thinkpan working on it's own like that for no reason. But actually living these "dreams"..? He can't really help but think it's not a good idea.

It's just that it feels weird. You've been through a lot, and it just feels unreal that your relationship could possibly be something "more" only different.

Although there is desire for change... He likes how things are now.

Sollux

With Sollux you either perfectly know what's on his mind, or the complete opposite.

He's a jerk, especially to you. Frankly spending your childhood together only gave him more ways to tease you and bring up the most embarrassing stories when you were younger at the worst times.

But in the end he won't deny his obvious soft spot for you. He's not about pretending he doesn't care about you.

What he will deny is the possibility of him having feelings for you... While also joking about it being the case for you.

He wouldn't go into too much detail but the "you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid" is a line you could hear plenty of times during any small argument really.

He wishes it was the case. But he doesn't plan on confessing or "forcing" his feelings onto you.

But man, if you ever notice his huge crush he'd honestly be impressed how long it took for you to notice. You'd have to get a trophy for that... Still it's unlikely to happen.

Dave

He always had the same opinion about you. You were cool, fun and you just get him. Like woah calm down there because he might fall for you.

... which definitely isn't the case now.

His biggest mistake was mentioning it to Rose once, he didn't even get into detail. Just slipped up a minor one and it ended with him getting free typical Rose psychology analysis.

Her advice was good, but he just didn't want to talk about it. He liked you a lot, but he was more than okay with leaving things as they are.

You're buddies since forever. And it's not like he'd see much change if you'd actually date. Other than him being romantic in the most lame way for irony purpose.

Which normally should be his sign to go for it since there isn't a lot he can lose. But with Rose knowing it all, he definitely won't be able to pretend that he isn't madly in love with you.

She'd keep teasing him about it. Glance at him whenever he's talking to you. But he just wasn't ready to say it. Not yet.

~Mod Auvana

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

——————

A story where teen Dave, Karkat and friends work at a Pizza Hut. After Dave delivers to your place, you get a little crush and end up getting pizza more often just to see him and eventually end up falling for Karkat too.

----------------------------

The troll characters will be in here, if you want to view them as humans go ahead but I don’t think I’ll specify if they’re regular trolls or just humans here

Btw the readers friend group is just a mostly random mix of characters I like 😭 (Terezi, Roxy, Nepeta, Gamzee) and this'll probably have other ships ill tag later,, don't read if you get upset reading other ships you don't like (there won't be any proship ones)

Reader is mostly kept gender neutral but there might be some gender terms both feminine and masculine but can just be seen as jokey names. This fic is mostly silly n fun

(Also this is being cross posted from my ao3 account :p)

———————

chapters:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

[stunleyyelnuts]

[vikkirosko]

Hi i made the req for Mage of Space x Jake reader and was wondering if i could have the same prompt but with John, Dave, Karkat, and Sollux? Love ur content

Headcanons Mage of Space

👓 John Egbert x Reader 🌪

From the first day of your acquaintance, you and John were able to find a common language. You were very empathetic in communication and quickly found a way to get along with John. He genuinely liked to communicate with you and he even came to visit you several times. These days have brought you closer together and allowed John to get to know you much better

John knew that you were always ready to listen to him if he needed it. You listened to him when he told you about his father and his worries, but only a few months later you showed him the emotions that you were hiding. You were much more sensitive than you seemed at first glance, and for the first time since you met John, he became the one who listened to your problems and not the other way around

When you started dating, you continued to keep a lot to yourself. You didn't want to burden such a bright person as John with your problems, so he took them on himself. He claimed that it was not a problem for him, smiling broadly and inwardly rejoicing that he could at least help you a little and make your life easier

John knew that you were a good, sincere person who was dear to him. He wanted you to feel better, realizing how much you took on yourself and that you also needed a person who was willing to listen to you and help you find a way out for your emotions

🕶 Dave Strider x Reader 💿

Your communication with Dave started thanks to Rose. It was she who introduced you and at first you both felt some awkwardness. Dave didn't know how to approach communication with you and you were bad at starting a conversation, but after several attempts you were able to get rid of the awkwardness and communicated openly, as far as possible for the two of you, who hid many emotions from others

You often shared with Dave what you planned to do in the coming day and quite often the next day you forgot about it. After a long time of your communication, Dave learned to notice when you could say something else, but remained silent. You didn't voice many things and often hid your emotions from others, but Dave was able to learn to find out what was really on your mind. You told him about what was bothering you and he always listened to you, giving you the opportunity to at least speak out if he could not help you in any way

When Dave started noticing that your emotional state began to deteriorate, he realized what was the reason for this. You've taken on too much. Because of this, your emotional resources were quickly running out. You always tried to help your friends, but you tried to keep your distance even with him, which is why Dave had to convince you that you didn't need to take everything on yourself and he was always ready to offer you his help

Dave knew he had few opportunities to help you, at least while you were communicating from a distance. But Dave hoped that soon you will be able to communicate in person, because then he will have more opportunities to really help you

♋️ Karkat Vantas x Reader ❤️

Your communication with Karkat didn't start quite smoothly. At first, you just talked, but when you became friends, he began to notice that sometimes you behaved like you were arrogant. This quickly exasperated him, but after a while he realized that you were sincerely trying to help and you had no intention of appearing arrogant. Karkat was surprised, but after a few minutes of reflection, he realized that perhaps he really did not quite understand your words correctly

Karkat often scolded you for often doing the work for others. You took a lot on yourself and kept others at a distance that others didn't notice, but not Karkat. He saw perfectly well that it was as if you had built a wall between yourself and others, and he was not going to let you continue to do so, seeing that the way you usually lived did not help you much

Karkat became the only one in front of whom you showed those emotions that you hid from others. Usually you were the one who listened to other people's problems, but Karkat took on some of your problems. He listened to you, supported you and helped you with advice when he knew exactly how to help you. He gave you that emotional return that you needed so much

Karkat intended to help you become more open to others. He knew that if you constantly rely only on yourself, you will only make yourself worse, and that's what he tried to convey to you, hoping that you will feel better at least a little

♊️ Sollux Captor x Reader 🐝

Sollux knew you as an extremely sensitive, sometimes hot-tempered person who was always ready to listen and help. That's how the others knew you, but Sollux, who knew you better than everyone else, knew that this was not all. You were the person who hid many of your thoughts from others and built a wall from others, not wanting to burden them with your problems

Even when you started dating, you didn't immediately open up to him. You didn't want to put your problems on his shoulders, but when you were able to open up to him, he saw another side of you. You gave yourself completely in your relationship and Sollux tried to make sure that you didn't regret it

Sollux saw how much you took on yourself and how often your confidence in your own rightness prevailed over a sound perception of the world. In this you were even similar. You were both responsible and preferred to stay away, but it was because of your similarity that he understood what you were experiencing and how hard it could be for you

You both tried to help each other feel better. Knowing what difficulties you could have, you tried to be close to each other and make it easier for both of you. You did a lot for each other, but neither you nor Sollux regretted it

[bridalgirl]

pinned post stuff. rules & characters & abt me for my shitty homestuck x reader blog.

__________________________________

hi im dirk, admin of the blog. he/him pronouns and nothing else please. im a fan of homestuck and many a other little interests that you can ask about if youd like. im a bit of a freak and been in the creative writing scene for about 7 years now. chronic tumblr mobile user.

my little rules paragraph: i mainly write sfw. nsfw is allowed, however be mindful of what you request. i dont fuck with proshipping nor illegal age gaps, domestic abuse, noncon, etc. cnc is okay, but i will put a lengthy warning before any of my posts containing it. max 4 characters per request. no canon x canon. please dont send me requests that involve titles for the reader: ( ex. rogue of heart!reader x karkat, maid of time!reader x cronus ). i have all the right to deny any requests. be civil and kind. ill either do headcanon or literate format depending on my mood, or a mix of both. youre allowed to request whether you specifically want headcanons or a blurb/small fanfic style text.

i write for: beta and alpha trolls and kids, bro strider & lil hal. you can ask for yandere requests, but theyre less likely to be written.

[jklovu]

recently, (Liana Flores)

karkat v. and dave s. (TOGETHER) with an s.o with POTS (may be inaccurate, sources will be linked below)

Their opinion of you wouldn't change due to your diagnosis. If you want to talk to them about it, tell them your struggles, your fears, and your hopes now that your diagnosed. They are your no.1 supporters!!!

They help increase your salt intake, since it helps retain water in the blood vessels, which in turn elevates blood pressure to normal levels. However, because of the salt intake, you gotta drink a lot of water so you dont dehydrate!! they are checking up on you to make sure you aren't dehydrated, because dehydration sucks.

"hey [name] have you drank anything recently" "No, not for a hot minute..." "I'LL GET YOU A BOTTLE OF WATER. REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER FREQUENTLY ASSHAT."

they are trying their best <3

before you all go to bed, they make sure that there's a bottle of water for you to drink on the nightstand.

if you can wear them, they will buy you some compression socks/gloves <3

They help get stuff off of the ground and such as you don't need to bend over as much, and make sure you have a place to sit.

They would meditate with you if you do it, although karkat is mumbling something under his breath most of the time.

to help reduce your nausea, they might get you a peppermint or two, a ginger ale, or make you some ginger tea if you feel like it. (i actually prefer ginger chews!! i prefer chewy things over hard things most of the time haha)

they make a meal plan!! they try to find recipes for foods that don't include dairy or gluten. make sure that your eating four to six small meals a day.

you and dave exercise together! Nothing high impact or anything upright (in the beginning stages of your training) but he helps you build up time so your steadily working out 30 minutes for five days, despite how much you may not like it...

they keep ice packs in the freezer at all times to help ice the pain <3

very supporting boyfriends, 10/10

sources:

standing up to pots - maniging pots

cleaveland clinic - pots

a.n: this was an eye opening experience, thank you so much for requesting !! <3 feel free to dm if i got anything wrong and know you are cherised and supported no matter what

[somberauthor]

Masterlist!

Homestuck

John Egbert finds out you haven't watched ghostbusters

John Egbert <3 reader (HEADCANONS)

John Egbert and you have a sleepover

Rose Lalonde gets given a dress you made

Rose Lalonde + Jade Harley <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider and john egbert fight over glasses

Dave Strider gets called by his middle name

Dave Strider talks to karkat very seriously

Dave Strider <3< Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider tells john that nic cage is most likely dead

Dave Strider <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider falling asleep on call with you

Dave Strider finds out your horns are sensitive (SFW, its not weird)

Strider cuddling headcanons

Beta Kids Sleepover (HEADCANONS)

Humanstuck (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Troll! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Fem! Horror Artist! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Tavros Nitram gets pushed around in his wheelchair

Mituna Captor plays just dance with you (HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas + Sollux Captor <3 AFAB! Reader (PERIOD HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas <3 Reader (STORY)

Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert, and Equius Zahhak with a S/O with a high pain tolerance

Eridan Ampora <3 Reader (HEADCANONS + STORY)

Feferi Peixes <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hiveswap

Marvus Xoloto <> PurpleBlood! Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Chahut Maenad + Marvus Xoloto <3 Human! Reader (STORY)

Karako Pierot <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Vast Error

Arcjec Voorat <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hamifi Hekrix <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Edolon Vryche <3 Mirthamaniac! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS) but fluffier

Void Bound

Formik Amoros <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Metalocalypse

Toki + Reader (HEADCANONS)

TADC (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Cast + TV head! Male! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Kinger + Reader (STORY)

Kinger + Reader PT 2 (STORY)

Ragatha + Everyone (STORY)

Jax x Clueless! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Fox! Mime! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Chaotic! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Reader failed rizz (STORY)

Jax x Reader first kiss (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Nonverbal! Reader (STORY)

Jax x Sensitive! Bunny! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Pomni Shows Jax Tumblr (STORY)

DANGANRONPA

Chihiro Fujisaki + Reader (STORY) !ANGST!

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader comfort (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Naegiri + Reader (HEADCANONS)

ADVENTURE TIME/FIONNA AND CAKE

Fionna Campbell x Reader (HEADCANONS)

Farmworld Finn x Trans Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

HELLUVA BOSS

Octavia and you share music tastes

MISCELLANIOUS

Axeofshame x Dr. Catatonic

part two... ^

please tell me if any links are incorrect!!

UPDATED: 7/6/2024

[gvtted-ratz]

List of Fics/Drabbles/Headcanons We Made (all links go to our ao3)

Works: 25

@gvtted-ratz is the main writer and owner of the ao3

@rppik is the proof-reader and co-writer

It is not our responsibility to baby/take care of what you take in. So if you don't like something, do not read/interact.

Fem aligning/identifying ppl dni with our mlm works (we may end up blocking you if you do).

Only registered users can view/comment on our works on AO3.

Remember to read the tags/ratings on the works. We use them for a reason, and we would like you to pay attention to them for your own safety/comfort. None are/will ever be Fem!Reader. GN, Male/Masc, Trans Male, Neogenders, and Nonbinary only.

Rules for requests are here!

Marvel:

• Single-Standing Marvel Fics - X Reader (unfinished)

• Single-Standing Marvel Ship Fics - Ships/OTPS (unfinished)

• Sharpshooter - Frank Castle/Matt Murdock/Male Reader (complete)

• Hitman - Frank Castle/Matt Murdock/Male Reader (discontinued)

Slashers:

• Arkin O'Brien/GN!Reader (complete)

• All Slasher Fics - GN+M!Reader (complete)

• Alive - Jason Voorhees/M!Reader (complete)

• Odd - Hannibal Lecter/M!Reader (discontinued)

• Freakiest Freak - Hannibal Lecter/Billy Lenz (complete)

• The Collection - The Collector/M!Reader (complete)

• Slasher Headcanons - GN+M!+Nonbinary Reader (complete)

• Two Messed Up Individuals - Harry Warden/Billy Lenz (complete)

• My Life's So Pitiful - Mark Hoffman/Adam Faulkner-Stanheight (complete)

Homestuck:

• Romantic Dreams - Karkat Vantas/Dave Strider (Drabble) (complete)

Marble Hornets:

• Eldritch Deity - it/Its!Deity!Reader (unfinished)

• Single-Standing MH Fics - X Reader (unfinished)

Dead Plate (game):

How Much Do You Hate? (It's Not Enough) - Rody Lamoree x Vincent Charbonneau (complete)

The Batman (2022):

• All Riddler Fics - The Riddler/Reader (unfinished)

The Price Of Flesh (game):

• To Stare Is To Buy - GN!Hacker!Reader Series (3/10 complete)

Boyfriend to Death (game):

BEWARE - Lawrence Oleander/M!Reader

Duskwood (game-everbyte):

• You’re Looking In The Wrong Place - Richy/M!Reader/Phil (unfinished/possible rewrite later)

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2:

• Single-Standing CODMW2 Fics - X Reader (unfinished)

That's Not My Neighbour (game):

TNMN Headcanons - X Reader (in progress)

Do You Have The Guts? - Hoon Man/GN!Doppleganger!Doorman!Reader (complete)

Uncanny Valley (scopophobia studios):

Correct Ending - John Doe/M!It/Its!Reader (complete)

Will be updated whenever a new work is made/ finished

Feel free to send in some requests. Or just brainstorm in our box. We are happy to listen and try out sometimes. If we're uncomfy with something, we'll tell you.

Edit: Usually, we use it/its if it’s self-indulgent, since we're a dude who uses them and we have never seen them in fics. We make sure to put that in the tags if those pronouns are used.

[deactivated-deadpool-anon]

Ok just want to come in here and update this a little

(These 2 designs are the same btw)

So this Oscar Stewart beta kid/troll knight of shifts

He was born with a patch of grey skin (he is part troll)

Was born on earth not alternia

Through timeline shit ends up living in the apartment next to dave’s

One of his powers as Knight of Shifts is the ability to shape shift

Still in a relationship with both Dave and karkat (matesprit polyamorous triad)

Little he/they gremlin

Gamzee’s moirail (act 5 act 1 + 2)

If I add more I’ll update this in a reblog

Final(hopefully) design of my trollsona

[every-character-ever-poll]

WEEK ONE ENTRIES

Thank you all for your entries so far! Here is our current lineup, in chronological order of submission, along with their fandoms (according to the submitter). I have placed it under a cut, as the list is... much longer that I thought it would be when bulleted.

The polls will begin being posted on Sunday the 16th of July, and be regularly scheduled after that until this week's group has finished. "Weeks" will start on Sunday because that's the day my laptop calendar considers the beginning of the week.

Elias Bouchard - The Magnus Archives Podcast

Barren from the Baronies - Fantasy High (Dimension 20)

Philza Minecraft - The Dream SMP/Quackity SMP/Origins SMP

Jo Chastain - In Her Skin

Kaidou Shun - The Disasterous Life of Saiki K.

Jill Valentine - The Resident Evil game series

Edward Teach - Our Flag Means Death

Stede Bonnet - Our Flag Means Death

Karkat Vantas - Homestuck

Dave Strider - Homestuck

Donatello - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (specifically, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Susie - Deltarune

Koichi Haimawari - MHA Vigilantes

Dark Pit - Kid Icarus Uprising

My Melody - Sanrio

Alfur - Hilda

Kass - Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Labrys - Persona 4 (specifically, Persona 4 Arena)

Rinzler - Tron

Mitzi Mozzarella - The Rock-Afire Explosion (Showbiz Pizza Place)

Corvo Attano - Dishonoured

Kevin - SynthV

The Outsider - Dishonoured as well

Miyamoto Usagi - Usagi Yojimbo

Tomoe Ame - Usagi Yojimbo

Cassandra - Tangled: The Series

Shu Kurenai - Beyblade Burst

Stanford Pines - Gravity Falls

Vinnie Dakota - Milo Murphy's Law

C!Wilbur - The Dream SMP

Adam - Hunt Down the Freeman

Ukiyo Ace/Kamen Rider Geats - Kamen Rider Geats

Eremiel - Beyond the End

C!slimecicle - The Dream SMP

Tubbo_ - The Dream SMP

Hong Lu - Limbus Company

Joe Hills - Hermitcraft

Haruto Keats - 86

Lynnette Tarkington - The Final Girl Support Group

Dana Scully - The X-Files

Lalnable Hector - Yogscast Minecraft RP

Natural Harmonia Gropius - Pokémon: Black and White

Eric "Cat" Chant - Chrestomanci

Red - Pokémon

Alice - Alice

Evil Magician Trent - Xanth

Tannim - SERRAted Edge

Killashandra Ree - Crystal Singer

Kim Dokja - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Ed'Rashtekaresket - Young Wizards

Shana - Elvenbane/Halfblood Chronicles

Sayaka Miki - Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Kirio Ami - Welcome to Demon School, Iruma!

Accelerator - A Certain Magical Index

Chara - Undertale

Shadow the Hedgehog - Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

Moon Knight - Marvel Comics

Scaramouche (Wanderer) - Genshin Impact

Donato Porpora - Tokyo Ghoul

Solf J Kimblee - Fullmetal Alchemist

Ness - Earthbound

Kelsier - Mistborn

Nayc - The Smile Alchemist

Raoden - Elantris

Honjo Rika - Tenkuu Shinpan

Juo - Tenkuu Shinpan

Arkady Patel - The Strange Case of Starship Iris

Bain - PAYDAY: The Heist and PAYDAY: 2

The Fool/Beloved - Realm of the Elderlings

GLaDOS - Portal series

The Knight/Ghost - Hollow Knight

The Hollow Knight - Hollow Knight

Hornet - Hollow Knight

Xion - Kingdom Hearts

Dennis Reynolds - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Zara - Disney Princess Enchanted Journey

Alistair Ash - Fantasy High (Dimension 20)

Phone Guy - Five Nights at Freddy’s

Anna Kwemto - Five Nights at Freddy AR: Special Delivery

Cure Lovely - Happiness Charge Precure

Kaz "Dirtyhands" Brekker - Six of Crows

Fubuki Clockford - Master Detectives Archive: RAIN CODE

Oliver Beebo - Detective Beebo

Leafy - Battle for Dream Island

[nightfang22]

All right y’all I’m calling it in.I need some inspo for a Homestuck fic.I’m currently in the works of a Dave c reader fic but I’d LOVE to hear what you guys would like to see.Give me some requests y’all cause I’m in a writing mood.If there’s any characters I don’t currently have up on my Masterlist feel free to request anyways and I’ll see what I can do!Don’t be shy!!💕

[audaciousacolyte]

Welcome to The Garden!

About Me:

• My name is Joan

• I really enjoy writing and drawing!!

• I am a Libra

• I love talking to people, so don't be afraid to reach out to me!!

Interacting Rules:

This is my basic criteria for those who wish to follow me =>

《☆ do NOT interact with this blog if you are:

• LGBTQphobic

• Pedophillic or MAP

• Exclusionist

• Ableist

Or otherwise unnecessarily hateful. ☆》

With that out of the way, my requesting basis and current status are avaliable under the cut.

Requesting Rules:

《♡ I will only write character x reader requests, but I may include other ships if asked to. ♡》

《♡ Before requesting, please make sure that you are using clear language that is easily understandable and be as specific as you can on what exactly you would like for me to write. ♡》

《♡ Please limit your requests to three or four characters at a time, and be sure to specify whether or not the characters are in a romantic relationship. ♡》

What I will write:

◇ Fluff

◇ Angst

◇ Hurt/comfort

◇ Headcanons

◇ Platonic relationships

◇ Queerplatonic relationships

◇ self-inserts x characters

◇ OC x characters

What I will NOT write:

♤ Explicit gore

♤ Explicit NSFW (BORDERLINE NSFW is alright)

♤ Anything kink related

♤ Hardcore Angst (ex. Character A dies in a dramatic/tragic way, while Character B is left to mourn)

♤ Anything trauma related, such as SA or abuse

♤ Anything related to SH or su!c!de

Fandoms and characters I write for:

《|| Animaniacs ||》

• Yakko Warner

• Wakko Warner

• Dot Warner

《|| BABQFTIM ||》

• Bendy

• Boris the Wolf (platonic only)

• Cuphead

• Mugman

• Felix the Cat

《|| Epic Mickey ||》

• Mickey Mouse

• Oswald the lucky Rabbit

《|| Homestuck ||》

• John Egbert

• Dave Strider

• Jade Harley

• Jane Crocker

• Roxy Lalonde

• Jake English

• Dirk Strider

• Karkat Vantas

• Aradia Medigo

• Tavros Nitram

• Sollux Captor

• Nepeta Leijon

• Terezi Pyrope

• Vriska Serket

• Equius Zahhak

• Gamzee Makara

• Eridan Ampora

• Feferi Peixes

《|| Lego Monkie Kid ||》

• MK

• Mei

• Red son

• Sun Wukong

• Macaque

• Nezha

《|| Sonic the Hedgehog ||》

• Sonic

• Shadow

• Amy Rose

• Knuckles

• Tails

• Rouge

《|| South Park ||》

• Stan Marsh

• Kyle Brofloski

• Kenny Mccormick

• Eric Cartman

• Leopold Stotch

• Wendy Testaburger

• Craig Tucker

• Tweek Tweek

• Tolkien Black

• Clyde Donovan

• Jimmy Valmer

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

Chapter 5

I went home with an extra pep in my step, resisting the urge to hop, skip and frolic around like a cutsie whimsical princess or something.

I shut the door to my room and kicked off my shoes, plopping into bed, stomach first with my legs kicking behind me.

I decided against texting Dave- and Karkat and John for that matter, because I didn’t wanna come off as weirdly clingy and desperate for “friendship”. Besides, they’re still working anyway. So instead, I go to text the group chat so I can report the good news.

It takes a few seconds before anyone answers but like always, Roxy is the first to respond.

Me

-!!!!

Roxy <3

- hey babe! What’s up?

Me

-You would not believe what just happened omhggg

Gamz :o)

-wazzzzzupppppp

Me

-Sooo

-I went to see Dave right

Nepetita :3

-Oooh really?? :0

Me

-Yesss

-N I got his number xP!!

Roxy <3

-omg rllyy!!

-wooo!!

Gamz :o)

- u text him yet

Me

-No ima wait a bit

-He’s still working

-also

-I got his coworkers numbers too xP

-They’re named John and Karkat

Roxy <3

-omg????

-girl you just

-3 dudes numbers!!??

Tezi >:]

-Since when did you have the sweet talking abilities for that?? >:0

Me

-I know I knowww

-Ima smoooooth opertatorrrr

-The men flock to me and bow at my feet as I walk by

Gamz :o)

-Waitttttt

-wait wait

-waittttt

Me

-what

Tezi >:]

-Wat >:?

Gamz :o)

-A guy named Karkat

-I might know that motherfucker

Nepetita :3

-a furriend of yours??

Gamz :o)

-Just a guy I met on a field trip like 2 years ago or smn

-we both got lost at the motherfuckin zoo freshman year

-like ours n his school was there at the same time n shit

-kinda just walked around tryna find like the groups we came with or whatever but I kinda gave up

-n he didn’t wanna walk around alone so he just stayed with me

-we was just chillin with the stingrays

-he was still tweakin tf out tho so I gave him a edible

Me

-Omg???

Gamz :o)

-motherfucker didn’t know it was an edible tho or else I don’t think he would’ve ate it

-we were tripping hard by the time we made it back to the buses lol

Roxy <3

-gamzzz 😭😭

-i don’t think u shld giv edibles to strangersss

Nepetita :3

-Yeah that's a little

-ermmm

-rude?

Gamz :o)

-was jus tryna help the guy

Me

-Well anyways

-I’m not like

-Actually interested in them or anything

-Just wanna be friends with them

Tezi >:]

-I thought you wanted to date pizza boy??

Me

-Oh Dave yeah

-I meant just him tho lol

Gamz :o)

-yeah for a sec I thought u were rlly tryna juggle 3 hoes at once

Roxy <3

-yeah righttt

-they can barely juggle dave alobe!!

-alone

Me

-I could totally have multiple hoes if I wanted???

Roxy <3

-yep

Gamz :o)

-mhm

Tezi >:]

-ok

Nepetita :3

-...well.. *sweats nervously*

Me

-FUCK YOU GUYSS

-WHAT EVA!!!!!

-I see you guys are just some hating ass bitches

Roxy <3

-not hating just being #real babe

Nepetita :3

-Anyways!! It’s great that you got Dave’s number!! Are you planning on texting him first or letting him come to you?

-Do you want to be the purredator or purray? :3

Me

-hmmm

-well I was thinking

-wait

-omg?

Tezi >:]

-Wat >:?

Me

-He literallyyyyy just texted me

-brb teehee

Roxy <3

-omgg? the stars r aligningg for u to hav ur momenttt

Gamz :o)

-get his ass

While John gave me his pesterchum user, Dave and Karkat gave me their regular numbers because they “weren’t fucking nerds” and so I put them into my phone’s contacts.

Pizza Dave

-hey dawg

Me

-hiiiii ? aren’t you still working? Lol

Pizza Dave

-yeah I’m still on the clock for like 2 hours but not much is going on

-there was one more call for delivery and I made Kat deal with it because I’m still recovering from that last traumatic experience

-told him I might have some serious PTSD induced panic attacks if I had to hold another pizza in my hands

Me

-Oh haha

-So are you likee

-Just chatting to pass the time?

Pizza Dave

-bingo. pretty much.

-I’d chat with John but right now he’s busy talking to like

-some other friend??

-like what the helllll

-I was the OG bestie yknow

-but now he’s over there getting all cozy with some dude he met on some online forum that’s just a cesspool for shitty movie lovers

-guess he wanted a guy who’d listen to him rave about nick cage without bitchin but I mean I was just keeping it real

-we’re literally on the clock. being on the phone while working is NOT allowed. you’d think he’d know better

… hmm..

Me

-Kinda sounds like you’re a jealous boyfriend lol

Why did I say that? Don’t know, thought it was funny and hit send before I could rethink.

He’d been typing consistently but I could see in real time his speech bubble stop.

I headed back to the group chat to update them, cutting off whatever they were talking about.

Me

-So he’s texting me rn bc he’s bored at work

Nepetita :3

-well that at least shows he’s thinking of you?

Me

-welllllll he just said he’s only talking to me bc his other friends are busy lol

-but I mean this is my chance to slide myself into his personal circle!!

I went back to me and Dave’s convo and- holy shit. While I was gone he was typing up a storm

Pizza Dave

-what

-no

-no way dude

-me and john are just buds

-that's my home dawg yknow

-like if I was jealous it would just be because of the friendship we have being threatened

-yknow what I mean

-like

-not at all like a jealous boyfriend those are like two totally different things

-besides I’m not gay

-and John isn’t either

-I think

-and if he was I still wouldn’t be gay

-cuz I think girls are really hot and have had a few crushes

-on girls

-so there’s like no way

-not that I have any problem with gay people

-and if John was gay that’d be cool and all

-I really don’t care

-cuz at the end of the day I’m not gay so that’s not an issue

-uh

Me

-OKAY I GET IT

-I was just joking bro

-You don’t gotta get all freaked out lol

Pizza Dave

-I’m not freaked out

-who’s freaking out?

-not me

-I’m chill

-chill as hell dude

-look up chill in the dictionary and you’ll see my face

Me

-Okay

-anyways

-what school do you go to?

Yeesh. I guess that boyfriend comment opened up a can of worms. I screenshotted the convo to share with the group chat.

Me

-Soooo… guys..??

Gamz :o)

-wow

Roxy <3

-Yikes he’s definitely closeted

Tezi >:]

-Totally. That’s actually kinda embarrassing

Nepetita :3

-Aww I feel kinda bad… but I mean he said he’s alright with gay people so

-it probably won’t be that long until he opens up and accepts that part of himself?

Me

-Yeah I think so too

-I don’t think he has a crush on John specifically but he’s def fruity

-even if this whole relationship thing doesn’t work out ima stick to with him to support him cuz boyyy does he need it!!

I go back to chatting with Dave and he seems to have calmed down. We both learn a bit more about each other after 15 minutes he says he has to get back to work. We said our goodbyes and I headed to take a shower so I could process all the information I learned today.

Maybe I’ll talk to him tomorrow during lunch? Even though we have different schools, apparently our bell schedules matched up and we even had lunch at the same period.

I yawn and tuck myself into bed for a few hours of scrolling on my phone.

———

a/n btw John was talking to Jake, no I'm not shipping them

Also Dave is closeted and in denial.

I see both him and Karkat as bisexual but since this fic is supposed to be gender-neutral I don't think I'll go into too much detail on how that could affect his relationship with reader bc it's different depending on who you are. I might end up making reader bisexual too but idk bc I don't want readers who aren't bi to be 'forced' into it. I mean all I know for sure about you guys reading this is that you're attracted to men (or just reading this bc you're bored lol)

Also Karkat is also a bit closeted but he's very much aware of who he is, he's mainly closeted because he knows Dave is iffy around his own sexuality and is worried Dave will see him different if he comes out to him.