#dave strider irl

[just-a-local-abomination]

Jokermit scares me genuinely, as a fictionkin. He's a creep, and as both a fictionkin and a reality shifter, kind of fucked up. She makes me wanna grab a bat and bash the entire blog in.

Edd-it: I'M FUCKING SOBBING "MUPPET HOLE" AND "MUPPET SEX" WHAT TGE FUCK

[davekatkins]

dave strider talksprite w wayfarer glasses, leather/denim jacket, freckles, etc. idk how to do like punk shit so uhm. here's just a basic edit. I forgot to look if it was a kin irl whtvr so uou get ALL the tags.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Hey, Frank. In your own words, what’s a “dolphin?”

A dolphin is:

somewhat psychic

more energy

has to travel in herds because their mother is lonely

shrunk

actually they should get bigger

handshake

[has] a bumper sticker that says "existential security"

[EDIT: Here's another Dolphin idea. These are notes I have on my computer for a futuristic universe I have in mind, and where the dolphins live. These notes are old, from 2009 or so, but some of them might be relevant.

The Dolphins are not smart. They have very poor short-term memory, like mice. They have a genius instinctual intelligence which puts chess masters to shame, for instance, but because this is based entirely on pattern recognition they have trouble with abstraction. They come up with great ideas (useful electricity, novel species of anti-biotics) but generally they do not develop these ideas very far and usually the idea is improved by someone else. This is why they have a somewhat symbiotic relationship with the Horrorterrors. (The Dolphins are not horrified, but they see how terrifying the Horrorterrors are to others, and they want to be on their good side).

The dolphins have terrible memories. They have a standard of cerebral function like a mouse, which leads to their strange way of thinking, which is shaped by a powerful instinctual intelligence. A Dolphin can learn a good deal when it is very young (it can get the fundamental idea of a new concept in its head, like its brain is a cup to be filled and it can recognize that it needs to keep stuff in that cup and feed it more), but after it gets too big it mostly learns slowly and slowly forgets everything.

Dolphins begin to become intelligent at birth, but don't develop a complex understanding of much until they are 3-4 years old. They have the instinctual intelligence that characterizes a mouse at birth, and develop more and more complicated thoughts as they age. This puts them on roughly the same level of development as humans at the age of 10.

The average Dolphin has an IQ of around 50-70.

They are driven to discover by an instinct that is not unlike the need to scratch an itch. They get bored of the same thing quickly, but when they solve a problem, that problem will continue to interest them forever, and they will build on it over and over again.

They appreciate abstract concepts like music or ideas like philosophy, but only when they are made clear to them (the abstraction is lost on them, since they have very poor short term memory). They are not good at systematizing knowledge, and they become confused easily when a topic is complex. However, they make many tiny discoveries that add up to a huge pile of useful knowledge.

They are psychic. This makes their knowledge-sharing potential tremendous. It means they can quickly understand each other's half-formed ideas, even if it takes a very long time for them to put these ideas into words. The more intelligent they are, the more the psychic ability is a part of their intellectual life. Most Dolphins share a sort of group-mind, and can tap into this collective knowledge. They become more sociable when they become older, and begin to form social groupings. They can even communicate this way when one Dolphin has died. They are not haunted by the dead as much as people are, because Dolphins share so much knowledge and have a large subconsciousness to draw from, and also they are just too happy to have spent time with the departed.

Their bodies are modular. Their skeleton is a solid block that allows them to walk upright, but when they need to swim or crawl or run, their bones come apart and rebuild. Their skin comes apart and rebuilds. Their faces come apart and rebuild. They leave indents on each other when they come together and push each other away. Their bones are white and their skin is black and their eyes are shiny. They are very shiny and very white, and they look very robotic. Their breath is very warm. They carry around a bike-sized packet of junk that they exchange with each other.

End ID.]

[manydaves]

davescratch/docstrider but im dave so it’s technically selfship

(i put my actual prns in this but i prefer they them to be used by people i dont know)

[abbylikestodraw]

Chat is this anything?

Parody of @ronaldreagancutupwhilefrotting post , which itself is an edit of a comic from drawerofdrawings. (DeviantArt link)

TOLD ya I'll draw it! Hahaha, I just had to get my dirty hands on my oooooooold tablet. (Drawing with fingers is hard)

oh my gawd, i can't belive the fist thing i do when i boot my dormant tablet for 1 year is a dirkjake homestuck shitpost good lord help me, i couldn't stop myself from laughin when making this

[smuppetsmornsmaster]

Hey you already got a dave and all but you're like the only active Bro around (that i can find) and im sad and sappy so uhh hope you don't mind this shit but im gonna play pretend here.

I miss you a lot man. Like I dont really know what to do with myself kinda miss you. Sure things hasn't been always great but you tried and I still think you are the best. I miss hanging out with you. I miss the rap battles. I even miss the strifes a bit. I just miss ya man. Keep it real.

Hey lil man I don’t mind u comin up to me I’m all up for meetin some more and talking to you, I got more than one hand to pick u up by the back of ur shirt lmao. U can always dm me or whtvr if u wanna talk I’m all up for adoptin tens of thousands of lads tbh.

but yeah, I miss you too man, a lot, i mean shit if u scroll down I’ve had full on sob fests bc it gets so bad (mad embaressin shit ik but whtvr) , you’re a good kid and I’m proud of you in everythin u do and might do, you’re ‘m kid, my lil bro, you could get real fuckin annoyin but it’s whatevs yk (/lht). Even if u aren’t up for talkin jus know I’m still here and even if it don’t feel like it, I’m always proud of you, no matter what.

[a-ceratosaurus-wearingcrocs]

Ok so at the end of the fest, someone wearing the dave strider shirt walked past, i pointed out the shirt and talked w them for a bit. But the thing is, they had shades and blonde hair.

I think I met the real Dave Strider.

At my local pridefest uwu

[crystalkitzoku]

[s3tok41b4]

I drew the whole beta gang ❤️💙💚💜

[skyboundstars]

badly drawn baby dave and davesprite fanart inspired by @badlydrawnbabydirk and my wife

[slavhew]

Bunch of trad doodles done between work

Template 4 that last one under cut

[dailypolishstriders]

Day 18 ! Happy Halloween

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: can you elaborate

Roxy: no

Roxy: you ask too much of me.

Dave: sorry

Dave: can i ask an anti question

Roxy: sure!

Dave: i don’t know what an anti question is

Dirk: I think that’s just saying something.

[chickennoodlegloop]

I like drawing in sharpie w no sketch and I can't give up or start over it's very fun

[prettykittypawz]

PepsiCola Stimboard !!1!

:33 < also creds for the setup here !!

:33 < Pepsicola stimboard for my bsf @juggalonaut bcuz he luvs tis ship and me too its so cute >< but i mostly ship JadeDave,Pepsi cola is still one of my main sships !!! Anwyays send reqs in my ask for anymore stimboards you wanna s33 :33

:33 < credits are a wip!! Just know I'm actively finding them <33

[smuppetsmornsmaster]

Adding onto this repost from my kin blog lmao , if you’re a Dave , any Dave , you can always come up and talk to me. Jus bc I found one doesn’t mean I wont talk , take care of , or help you. At the end of the day you’re still my bro and I still care for you. Whatever variant you might be I’m completely fine with jus talkin abt mundane shit like ur day or what you like, I jus don’t want u guys feelin alone. I’ll adopt thousands ‘a fuckin Dave’s dude I do not care lmao. Even if you're not Dave I'll still take care of u, if I raised you, fathered you, or shit, ya just want a brotherly parental figure, I'm always here to hit up

yoyoyo — 's bro strider here, I ain't really like my media tho, more fanon yk? like silly dadbro who carries his kid like a dog n shit kinda bro. I'm jus here for a Dave ig? Tho anyone else is chill, jus miss th lil brat yk? (/pos /t) he's my kid n his company was smth else. Hmu if ur interested, here's my disc : trenchantAltruist#6080

@ghostly-punk