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could we get some uhhhhh- strider x reader cuddling headcanons? (dave and dirk separately).
gonna finally actually get to work chat... thank you all for waiting for me to do these, and I'm really sorry to those i kept waiting. I love y'all and I hope you enjoy the food!
DAVE STRIDER
it really depends on the day which spoon he is. If he had a hard or rough day, you should count on him just... laying on you, clinging to you like a koala on a tree. But if he had a good or overall a day without you, rough or not he'll have you just lay on top of him.
He like to feel the pressure on your body resting on his. the weight gives him comfort, and the fact he knows its YOU? god just slap the title of happiest man on earth on his ass.
He never tells you when he had a rough day, you are able to simply just assume. He doesn't lay fully on you, but an arm and occasionally a leg will be on you. but if you reciprocate with playing with his hair???? oh boy, all of his body weight is going on you (he's laying on you... in a non-sexual manner)
DIRK STRIDER
He's a little more solid than his brother, being primarily a big spoon.
He feels much more comfortable holding you, because then he can just look down and see he's not physically alone anymore. He finally has someone.
Similar to his bro, he feels comfort from your weight on top of him. it reminds him you exist and you just simply existing in his life makes him feel about.. 89% more safe.
Y'all actually put a loving on my calder headcanons.... I feel honored you guys like them that much golly...
#authors#ao3#fanfic#homestuck#headcanon#homestuck x reader#dave strider#dave strider x reader#dave strider headcanons#dave strider homestuck#dave strider hs#dirk strider#dirk strider x reader#dirk strider headcanons#theyre so silly i love them
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I'm currently getting into a fandom that isn't homestuck, but I can't turn down a request :3
these will still be headcannons and- uhrm- yea
Gamzee Makara
He is, talking about some mystical shit dude
I think hed appreciate someone who just listens too him blabber
don't ask me why but he'd like to naw on you
not full fledged biting a chunk out of you
I think he's too aware of how sharp his teeth are to go biting down that hard, but yknow
nipping at you gently, but not before he was smothering you in sloppy clown kisses
this is real specific but I think hed have the type of eyes that you can't seem to keep eye contact with
he's just so much taller and just has this lopsided shiteating grin, that shows most of his sharp ass teeth
I'd like to think his eyes are always that half lidded gaze, especially when it's at you
but no intent behind the looks he gives, fuck- probably no thoughts either
lights on no one home
don't get me wrong, he's not dumb,
in the simplest sense hes a big ol airhead
yknow a dingbat, a bit of a scatterbrain
but he's not like- vegetable for a brain dumb as hell
and thats another thing, it's definitely really convincing to probably think that he's yknow, not all there
but it throws you off gaurd x2 when he'd get all close and murmur and mumble certain things too you
he looked like he had a maximum of 3 thoughts floating around in his brain
but here he is, mumbling in a low almost gravely tone, right by your ear
I love to think he's one of those tall people to rest his arm playfully on your head if your shorter, which you most likely are-
can't recall if I mentioned the last time sense I have a rubber ducky keeping track of my memory
but I think hed be cold all the time
not like, bothersomely fridged
but enough to make you shiver and squirm if he were to press his hand to your skin, noticeable enough for you to verbally go "Damn-"
also!! I think hed be a huge sucker for you just holding his face with your hands, letting him relax against you, eyes shut
still grinning a bit and letting that low rumbling purr come from him
and this also means playing with his hair,
pet him damn it he demands it
no, not really more like laying and being in your space, following you round until you pay attention properly too him
sense most trolls can't- yknow- go out in the middle of the day because of their intense asf sun, trolls are nocturnal
so like if you ever took a photo with him with flash his eyes would do that reflective thing that cats have
or for another example, yknow how in the dark the first thing you spot about your black cat is its eyes?
yeah that
like I said in the other headcannon thingy, he's just always lurking and looming, he likes knowing what your doing even if he's not involved
and this comes with him trailing around you like a dog that sees you have food and knows you'll give it too them at some point
wether it be from afar or close, don't assume he's not close by, him being a purple blood im sure he's well aware of how violent trolls can be,
but with you around! oh he can't let you wonder off too far- Alternia's atmosphere is dangerous and the fauna is even more dangerous-
so don't expect to go very far without him trailing behind you
but he'd understand if you explained too him you wanted time too yourself or with somebody else one on one
I dont think hed be a jealous person, maybe a lil possessive! but he's not overbearing with it
he just wants you safe and content, and he wants you too feel that way around him
have a song I think fits his uh? vibe towards? significant other? because 🎉
Dave Strider
mm have I said he's a genuinely a big goof?
but I think that'd be something someone gets right off the bat
maybe
if you can pick up on someone trailing off on tangents of meaningless words that can go on and on without someone actually ever responding
than it's pretty visable
I think itd be pretty adorable though (I know I'm gay, whatever)
like if he were to start talking about something, anything, and you gave a simple short response, he's gonna take that and run with it
especially if he likes you
I think hed definitely be one too stare
but how could you tell? he's always wearing those shades
probably a good reason why he wears them other than ironic purposes
so no one sees what or where or in this case who he's lookin at
constantly staring though, wether it's you having a conversation with you or, you doing something random he's just watching
no actual thoughts id like to say
just observing
watching you be you, do your own natural thing, picking up on the way you talk or gesture at stuff
I cannot urge this enough but I still firmly believe physical touch would be a very special thing too him
it's not impossible or looked down upon too be able to hold his hand or lean against him
but he'd be mentally noting each touch, each expression you make, listening intently too your tone, hoping your doing the same
but with these actions he'd be straight faced as always, but he can feel his hands tremble ever so slightly, he recognizes his heart beat picking up
unfamiliar with these feelings with how they're being presented yknow?
most times he ever feels this way he's in danger
but he knows he couldn't be safer right now, like he wants to believe that, it's not hard for him to believe it
but his body is just hardwired to tense up, clench his jaw and steady the shakey breathing
but being patient and respectful would melt those feelings away really easy I'd like too think
just sitting there and slowly showing affection, brushing thumbs against his knuckles, tracing over fingers
you focus on his hand, flipping it over and thumbing at his vaguely sweaty palm, hand still shaking faintly in your gentle grasp
he'd just stare at you, in disbelief and adoration, and realization that he doesnt need to be poker faced round you
that he doesnt need to put up a front to protect himself, the squishy parts of him he learned to shove away to get along with life
a big sigh of relief to say the least,
but once he realizes he doesn't need to be someone else for you, he can just be him, no expectations or demands, he can rely on someone else for once
you ain't ever gettin rid of him after that, he's not clingy but he's no longer keeping you at arms length, not now, not ever again
AND HE GETS MUSIC THING because he is my favorite right next too the crab man <3
author note: I feel this sucked a big booty buttload but I was already half way done with it when I dubbed it that, so have this anyway!!!
#Spotify#dave strider#spotify#gamzee makara x reader#dave strider x reader#homestuck#x reader#gay people#very fruity
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Not me re-entering my Homestuck™️ era.Look forward to some new Homestuck content from me soon.😂
#autistic#autistic positivity#fanfic#masterlist#minors dni#x reader#fanfiction#homestuck#karkat vantas#homestuck karkat#hs karkat#dave strider#homestuck dave#hs dave#homestuck trolls#hs trolls#kankri vantas#homestuck kankri#hs kankri#sollux captor#homestuck sollux#hs sollux#dave strider x reader#Karkat vantas x reader#kankri vantas x reader#sollux captor x reader#homestuck x reader
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trick or treat dave!
dave gave you [x2] apple jolly rancher and [x1] soundcloud link!
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<3< is kismet :D!/info
UWAAAAA ty for the help....
4 those curious this was the original ask >w< I had no idea what the quadrant was. as always I'm abridging the prompted text to fit in character, nya!!!!!
Dave's brow twitched as he stared at you, wearing yet another ridiculous neon-colored outfit. There was no way in gog those colors even went together—but somehow, you managed to pull it off, and Dave couldn't tell if it pissed him off or made him flush.
"Dude. Do you only have rainbow parade clothes in your closet? You're like a walking talking pride flag right now." Dave leaned against the wall, staring you down through his shades (the only thing sparing his eyes from the sheer brightness of your clothes).
"You're just jealous I look prettier than you!" You said with a giggle, twirling around, your skirt billowing out around you. "You're so mean. Is that your job or something? To be meanies to me?"
"My job is to be cooler than a glass of frozen apple juice. Your full-time, 24/7, 365 day a year job is to annoy me." Dave rolled his eyes as a pout formed on your lips, moving his gaze up to the ceiling, his brow twitching again.
#hellwritez#homestuck x reader#dave strider x reader#dave x reader#dave strider imagine#homestuck imagine
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Hiya! Can i request Striders (Dave and Dirk, separately if that's okay) with a reader who's really creative and into drawing and cross stitching?
Headcanons Creativity
🕶 Dave Strider x Reader 💿
That you were a creative person, Dave learned from you. You told him that you were drawing a little bit and Dave told you about the comic book that he was drawing. You didn't show him your drawings, claiming that you drew them in your album. It was only when Dave came to visit you, having traveled through half the country, that he found out that you drew much more than you talked about and your hobbies were not limited to drawing
You had a lot of albums that you kept in a box in the closet, and the one in which you drew you kept in your room. As it turned out, there were a lot of different drawings, including portraits of your friends. You drew them based on your guesses and were very confused when Dave saw how you represented him. This caused a chuckle, but he thought it was cute that you were making assumptions about exactly what he looked like
Another of your hobbies was cross-stitch. You kept in a beautiful box the embroidery frame, threads and fabrics that you used. Dave was looking at your embroidery with curiosity. It was something so unusual to him, but he couldn't help but realize how cute it looked. You were really talented and he liked it
When Dave was about to leave back, you gave him one of your embroideries. Back home, Dave hid your little gift so his brother wouldn't find it. You made this embroidery especially for him and it made your gift for Dave special
🗡 Dirk Strider x Reader 🪛
You and Dirk lived at the same time and you, like him, were quite limited in entertainment. Dirk was looking for all kinds of ways to spend time, and so are you. You both drew and shared drawings with each other. He knew that drawing wasn't your only hobby, but you didn't often talk about what else you liked to do. It was only when you met in person that he found out about your other hobby
You spent a lot of time drawing and you really liked it. Some of your drawings you drew in a computer program and shared them with Dirk, but there were those that you drew on paper. You liked to sketch with a regular pencil. There was something special about it and you were glad you could share it with Dirk
Another of your hobbies was cross-stitch. You did it when you had nothing else to do. You still kept unsuccessful embroideries, but you had a lot of successful ones that you carefully framed. Dirk looked at your embroidery with interest. They were different from what he was used to, but they were still wonderful
Dirk saw how deftly you handled the needle and how intently you drew. It meant a lot to you, it was your way of coping with loneliness, and although he could not keep you company in embroidery, but nothing prevented you from drawing together
#homestuck#homestuck x reader#homestuck headcanons#Dave Strider#Dave Strider x Reader#Dirk Strider#Dirk Strider x Reader
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how bout dave / reader sleepover hcs?
Teehee
Dave sleepover hcs
- very new to sleepovers for obvious reasons, but he tries not to be weird
- it’s obvious he’s nervous though, with the way he rambles more often than usual, he’s just not used to having you over at his place, sleeping.
- and if he likes you romantically or you two are dating it’s even worse, like he’s just so fucking nervous to have you staying over cause oh my god what if he has like gross habits or something and you’re like ew oh my god
- he’s so self conscious but all of that shit aside
- you two play a lot of video games and he probably insists on watching shitty movies (horror movies if he likes you so he can make a move 😘)
- has a lot of old school games so like . OG FIRST EVER SUPER MARIO HE HAS IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD ISNT THAT SO COOL
- he says it’s cause the older games are cooler and better but secretly he just cannot buy newer games and he’s embarrassed lol
- when you two are young he will not have you sleepover if bro is around
- he’s just scared you’ll get hurt tbh
- overall he’s cool to have a sleepover with when he isn’t being a wreck
#homestuck dave strider x reader#dave strider x reader#hs dave x reader#homestuck dave x reader#Dave x reader#hs x reader#homestuck x reader
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meat lovers amirite??
Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas
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A story where teen Dave, Karkat and friends work at a Pizza Hut. After Dave delivers to your place, you get a little crush and end up getting pizza more often just to see him and eventually end up falling for Karkat too.
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The troll characters will be in here, if you want to view them as humans go ahead but I don’t think I’ll specify if they’re regular trolls or just humans here
Btw the readers friend group is just a mostly random mix of characters I like 😭 (Terezi, Roxy, Nepeta, Gamzee) and this'll probably have other ships ill tag later,, don't read if you get upset reading other ships you don't like (there won't be any proship ones)
Reader is mostly kept gender neutral but there might be some gender terms both feminine and masculine but can just be seen as jokey names. This fic is mostly silly n fun
(Also this is being cross posted from my ao3 account :p)
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chapters:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
#homestuck#homestuck x reader#dave strider#karkat vantas#dave strider x reader#karkat vantas x reader#davekat#davekat x reader
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hellooooo! your blog is so cute and i'm so fcking soft for the striders 😭 could you do headcanons for dave and dirk with a multilingual s/o? sometimes they drop sweet nicknames in their other language(s), or sound like they're opening the floodgates of hell when they cuss lmao (english is a pretty bland language if you ask me, curses don't hit the same here) i'm jus rly rly thinking of calling the boys "mahal" 🥺😔
oooh this one is super fun!!! i only really know English and very little spanish, though, so bear with me on it. i hope this is to your liking!!!
DAVE/DIRK WITH A MULTILINGUAL S/O
Dave isn't really good with learning any other languages, but you being able to speak them fluently really amazes him. He's interested in you translating, and trying to help it, but he doesn't have much hope that he'd be able to speak anything fluently like you do. Whenever he catches you swearing, he just starts to smirk and nod along. Oh, and he gets so soft and sweet when you call him other nicknames. Makes him feel super special.
Dirk, on the other hand, probably would be able to learn bits and pieces. He'd start learning enough to be able to flirt or call you sweet nicknames in return. He'd probably want to surprise you with this, though, so you wouldn't find out until you did something like flirt with him, only for him to immediately counter that with another compliment in that language. He immediately grins about it afterwards, especially if you happen to get flustered or blush.
#homestuck#homestuck x reader#dave strider#dave strider headcanons#dave strider x reader#dirk strider#dirk strider headcanons#dirk strider x reader
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hiii! can i have cutesy dave x reader headcanons? thanx so much!! have a great day and stay safe :D
i switch favourite characters like every 2 days, dave is currently my fav. live laugh love dave >:)
(this is a draft from aggeesss ago that i forgot to finish, sorry)
♥ it would take dave a while to get used to physical affection
♥ when he does he gives you a lot of back hugs and forehead kisses <3
♥ he still blushes a little though
♥ if you can't reach something on a high shelf he'd tease you about it before helping you
♥ tries to act all cool at first but ends up being a massive dork and he's being all sweet and romantic
♥ he's only like that with you though, he has to keep his "cool guy" act up
♥ just generally teases you a lot to see you get all flustered (he thinks it's adorable)
♥ you could talk about literally anything you're interested in and he's just sit there and listen
♥ even if he doesn't understand what you're talking about
♥ loves spending time with you, doesn't matter what you're doing
♥ he would draw stupid shit on you when you're sleeping
♥ looooves annoying you
♥ like, he'll say your name 10 times to get your attention, just say "hi" and then run away
♥ likes to just chill and play games with you or listen to music
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live laugh love dave <3 - mod luna/ jane
#dave strider#dave strider x reader#homestuck x reader#homestuck#homestuck headcanons#homestuck dave#dave homestuck#hs x reader#homestuck dave x reader
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could i have some dave / reader hcs pls :3
Omg!! I’m super glad people are interested in my writing!! I don’t rlly know what you want specifically so I’m just going to do general Dave hcs :D
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Dave / Reader General Headcanons
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* He absolutely loves spending time with you doing anything
* From gaming to simply chatting about random things you both are interested in, he’ll enjoy every second with you
* He’s probably the type to remember random facts about you, or things you comment on and he’ll randomly act accordingly, like if you comment on wanting a random item he’ll get it or if you mention your birthday even once his brain will immediately be like “write that down- write that down!”
* He loves listening to you talk. You can go on for hours about something that he won’t understand at all and he’ll just stare at you lovingly.
* He also loves teasing you.
* You aren’t safe from his flirting or teasing, he will make you blush and he will laugh when you do it (not because he’s mean but because it’s cute).
* Stuff like physical affection is super new and weird to him, but he’ll try to get used to it if you’re big on hugs and stuff, just take it one step at a time.
* He loves banter and just making witty comments, he loves the flow of a conversation between two people who understand each other.
* Definitely see him making songs for you, he wants you to know how much he loves you outside of affectionate words, and this is his way of showing it (though he may keep the songs between you and him, he doesn’t want anyone else knowing he’s secretly a sappy dumbass under his cool persona)
* I feel like he would sometimes call you over just to peck you on the nose or something and walk away as if it didn’t happen
* Very smooth when it comes to sweet talk and smooth moves™️
* Like if you slip and the thing you’re holding falls out of your hands he’ll easily catch you by the waist and casually catch the random thing you’re holding, he’ll have a smug expression all while doing it too.
* He probably stares a lot because he absolutely adores you and still doesn’t know how he was able to get someone this amazing
* He loves you no matter what, and he will always be your personal knight <3
#homestuck#homestuck x reader#homestuck x you#hs x reader#x reader#dave strider#dave strider x reader#dave x reader
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Could you write some sleepover headcanons for the beta kids(homestuck) please?
I kinda based these off of me and my friends, so I hope its not too out of character!!
JOHN
Obviously in charge of the movies (much to everyones dismay).
He occasionally brings snacks too. (Snacks meaning full sized cakes that his father made.)
He is the one who usually stays quiet when discussing sleeping positions. He doesn't argue, or make it sexual when sleeping next to someone. He may make it awkward, but not sexual at all.
He'd wake up at the same time as rose would, so before anyone else.
ROSE
Her house is usually where they go for sleepovers, but if her mom is having an exceptionally rough night she'll make an excuse.
She has Kanaya make the pajamas, because everyone agreed it would be nice to have matching pajamas when they have sleep overs.
If there is an extra mattress, she'll insist she take it. She enjoys sleeping on separate beds, because she takes over the entire bed.
As stated with John, she and him wake up first. She usually goes to make food for everyone while John stays and wishes the two left good morning when they wake up.
JADE
She is usually the one who asked everyone if they wanna hang out. And she helps keep conversations going while John starts them.
She sleeps wildly, but doesnt know it. She can and will sleep on top of someone. (She also enjoys cuddling with whoever is nearest to her) ((in a non-romantic way of course)
She also brings stuff so they can have some activities to do. (Like beads, yarn, coloring books, and so on)
She wakes up last, and sleeps like a log. So once she's out she's out
DAVE
He's the one who gets the nitty gritty information. Like when they should arrive, when they'll leave, what they'll be doing, and all that jazz
He sleeps like a log. Not like he sleeps deeply, no, he sleeps without moving. He's scared everyone because of how still he is when sleeping.
He's the one with stories to tell when everyone wakes up, because his dreams can be fucking WILD.
He is pretty easy to wake up, so he wakes up at the sound and smell of Rose cooking.
Also, to everyone being so kind in my ask box thank you!! I teared up reading some of the compliments you guys gave me!
#ao3#authors#headcanon#homestuck#homestuck x reader#john egbert#dave strider#rose lalonde#jade harley#john egbert x reader#dave strider x reader#rose lalonde x reader#jade harley x reader#reader isnt mentioned
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Perchance if your requests are open then I would like a modern reader with homestuck characters of your choosing?? If not that's ok you don't gotta if you don't wanna. Have good day
Hii, sorry for the INCREDIBLY late response, trying to remember how to use tumblr BUT YES I shall deliver 👍 thanks for asking question, I'll be doing the main four (ФωФ)
(and- hopefully I understand your question cause I'm ready to do this in head cannon platform- so??‐ 🫂 take it my friend)
⛅️John Egbert🎭
*deep inhale* NERRD
sorry, moving on
seems like the sorta guy to know fnaf lore, like all of it, I can't elaborate further
also he wears totally normal outfits with stupid stupid socks,,
silly socks, the dumbest you could imagine
I think at some point he'd be the mfker with some tape or a bandaid around the middle of his glasses to keep it together
hes a one pillow sleeper 😔
and by that I mean he has one singular pillow on his bed smh
he atones by sleeping with stuffed animals though
mfkin creepy ass light sleeper
and I say that cause I can fully imagine someone trying to get something while he's sleeping or even trying to wake him up
and he just sits up, all the way, no glasses john, eyes open all the way not groggy or confused
get this MAN SOME BROWN EYE CONTACTS!!
FUCK I THOUGHT THATD MAKE IT SMALLER HER FACE IS HUGE
no going back tumblr is already so confusing, sorry anon I tried to be funny now she's here
anyway..lord..
I think he'd forever go to bed at like a super specific time, and if he messes that up he feels wrong the next day
and that's all he'll tell you, "I feel wrong"
touch of the tisim probably perhaps maybe
listen his dad collected shaving cream and harlequins and clowns and stuff-..
I don't think he has freckles but more so little body moles speckled around his body
goofy smile, silly laugh, catch him snorting and slapping his knee n shit
tries to push up glasses with the nose scrunch thing, makes him show of his messes up teeth
an endearing young punster.
I definitely think if you'd be down, he's 100% the person too have nerf gun wars
something and John Egbert and a foam dart makes sense
and for some reason i connect that with bubbles
rip John you would've loved fruiter aergo
maybe, maybe more low quality photos of it though because idk
he has a strange love for...what's the word...
hmm.. eccentric things
he just holds them dear, think it's in his blood
who knows if that's a good or bad thing
expressive
I think you'd have to be, blind, deaf, mute and impossibly stupid to miss his body language
or just a meanie(?)
regardless not emotionally verbal, or at least not often, or- as much as he should
but physically shows it
like..for example if he was in a crappy mood, you'd be able to tell, and he'd confirm if you asked
and with him being expressive i would think comes with..what's the word again..uh..
responsive?
reactive?
especially to words, or touch
when he gets red, he one of them people to get red EVERywhere.
ears, down to the neck, shoulders, forhead.
dude looks like he's gonna pop a blood vessel any moment lmao
he'd be the person too have like reddened knuckles and stuff, cold hands, will press the cold hands into you for warmth
if he were to smell like anything, vanilla, faintly, all smells on him would be faint I'd like to think
☀️Rose Lalonde🔮
honestly my favorite to draw-
she is wrighting so many silly things for and too you
poems?
happening.
long strangely war letter back home love letters too you
they probably are never shown-
maybe unless you look or perhaps ask
she'd be...the best person to gossip over a drink with
tea, coffee, alcohol, water, soda
I think she'd be a mfker to sleep with socks
it's okay on some level cause they're socks she made herself
I also think not just gossip but she's like- she's a seer of light cmon-
she knows stuff
I think she may not look like it but she, is the ultimate yapper
and silly
silly Rose justice
shes a goofy goober too guys
there would be no way she's not
look at her friends
I think she'd like her hair to be pet sometimes
play with it gently, braid it for no reason
type of person I can see too sit with you on the porch as it rains
reminds me of mist and.. morning dew
chilly autumn mornings
where you can see your breath
shes one of them Halloween people
i just know she appreciates a crunchy leaf
*knits you this*
YOU SIZED OBVIOUSLY
also gloves
why not
stay warm
she'd want you too
she has dimples
both lil cheek dimples
I think she'd be someone to ponder her partner often
like, seeing a candle and going "oh perfect, you've found me here as well!" but she's in the middle of some store lol
or reading something, thinking about that phrase and linking it too you or something like that
something strangely meticulous
carefully, honestly, thought out.
shes the person too either meticulous take the time to paint her nails right
or paint them all fucked up, and then clean them up
leaning more towards the latter
am I saying that right?
she would smell like
mm, cold linen, and books, book smell
🌠Jade Harely🐾
ah yes
doggie
shes a sweetheart though
albeit a clumsy- narcoleptic one
she means well
most times
she has all the hair
everywhere!!
find her brushing herself
maybe???
maybe space powers debunk hair needs
I dunno probably pffhfhh
toothy smile
big toothy grin
I like to think she has braces
convincingly can bark and growl (before and after bec merge thingy)
probably got even more convincing dog bark talents
sit down with her and a good coloring book
entertainment for hours
she'd be up for most anything I bet
would possibly be bored laying around lounging
something tells me she'd have a thing with buttons
all shapes and sizes and materials
just- checks out as a Jade thing yknow
same with silly bands
somewhere there is glitter on this girl I'm convinced
maybe more earth glitter (dirt) than any other
but like, 🤷 I dunno man
can I pet dat dawg?
yes, pet the dog, dog longs for human contact
scratch that
contact
overall
shes just lonely, forgive her lack of "norm" social skills
brotha grew up on a damn island, with her dog, and stuffed grandpa
stuffed grandpa
I'd be a lil weirdo too
anon, I'm gonna tell you this now..
I've never read the books all the way threw, and I own 3 out of idk how many
so forgive me if this...- out of character
dirty nailz..
yknow how some big dogs have that mindset that they are little lap dog puppies?
her
oh you thought it was gonna be a lil head rest?
a lil lean?
no
blanket mode.
snuggle time.
accept it, at least for a minute.
I cannot explain why and I won't but, she gives me road runner vibes
just..yep, that's jade..harely..
what am I doing dude tf
also..don't ask me why, she would smell like pine, dirt, soil if you will, maybe lavender too, or more something..sugary? cinnamon?
am I making sense
⚔️Dave Strider📀
uughhh what haven't I said about this dude
hmm
I'm trying to remember what I wrote before tumblr rudely disrupted my wrighting and made me go back to the beginning
well let's see
eotushuf
here me out
this but on him
and it's soft blonde and and
there's spots that are missing from scars
and they go down to his hand,, and fingers
the hair on the side of the hand, you know what I mean
also has missing little patches
broad..finge nail
chews his nails
hhe.. uu h out of all of the four, probably the best to lounge around with
laying around
what's the word
parallel play?
being able to comfortably do yalls own thing in the same place
without a lot of talking
rhhrrgg
hes the type of person to 100% do the three hand squeeze thing
iykyk... (squeezing someone's hand to wordlessly say, "I love you")
and if you respond verbally, or even just squeezing back
he'll face away and do it back again
epitome of "putting on sunglasses so no one knows what I'm looking at"
you at you
he has..like stupid peripheral vision and uses it to advantage
I cannot say why but, he definitely has funky cool ties
just does i feel it
also, crackley
cracking his knuckles, his neck, back
when he stands it's like fine machinery sounding
clicking and popping in knees and hips
blonde
...eyelashes..
rough palms and scar knuckles
he smells like- a well slept on pillow ina good way- and also maybe
faintly of apple juice, carton apple juice..
guys this is buns, I'm so sorry truly, I'm also..so sleepy..😔
anon i hope this was right, and..to your request, I hope u have a good day (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
#gay people#very fruity#homestuck#dave strider#rose lalonde#john egbert#jade harley#dave strider x reader#rose lalonde x reader#jade harely x reader#john egbert x reader#x reader#this is buns#i sorry#buns#haha#okay
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Can I request dave strider and Jake English (separately ) with a reader who’s very punk and edgy and plays guitar In a rock band but is super sweet and energetic
Heyo, this was very fun to write, love to write about punk and rock . Sorry for the wait, hope you like it
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Masterlist
Reader's Punk Band
Dave Strider
He wants to collab with your band on some music project so badly!!
Your personality works so well with his calm and chill demeanor
you end up balancing each other out
You take loads of photos with Dave wearing whatever you picked for him, make up and all
he actually quite likes the look
Your sweetness is more than welcomed by him, he'll whine nonstop until you give him his good morning kiss and will refuse to fall asleep unless you're by his side
Dave quickly becomes very clingy with you, being glued to your hip whenever it's possible
He likes to be involved in your causes, he makes some SBHJ comics making fun of things that won't change or people that are too stuck in their ways to see beyond themselves
Dave was actually planning a party for the tumblr sexyman contest winner, so when the queen died he just mashed it all together and it ended up being a Sans themed death of the hag party
Aradia was thrilled when she received the invite
he even made you a playlist with some of your favorite bands to play during the party
at the end of the party you drag him to the rooftop to dance with you as Iris plays in the background
Jake English
Gog please tell me you wear blue or at least will implement more blue in your wardrobe
cuz you're definitely his main blue babe, even above Neytiri
so no need to be jealous of her
But seriously if you thought he was already in love with you when you first met, now he's more than head over heels for you
Jake loves how sweet and energetic you are and he usually gets excited just from seeing you excited over something
He really wants to go to every single show you perform in, meet your bandmates, wear any merch you might have
if you don't have any merch yet he's more than happy to make some for himself, he really is your biggest fan and there's no disputing that
He's your blue hair and pronouns gf
Jake practically begs you to teach him how to play some of your songs
he's always mesmerized by your hability with the guitar and he wants to learn from the best
you start with some simple cords and tries to help him keep the rhythm
which he's horrible with
Not long after you show him some bands you think he might like, you gift him a mixtape for when he goes out adventuring
Jake loves it so much that it isn't uncommon to see him just listening to it casually while walking aimlessly around
The first show you took him had him shaking of excitement, he tries to dance and sing along with every band that comes on stage
he nearly lost his voice screaming once it's your bands turn to perform, at the end of the night you're the one having to give him honey tea and painkillers instead of the other way around
#homestuck#homestuck headcanons#dave strider#dave strider x reader#jake english#jake english x reader#asks
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dave strider in a relationship hcs
yeah i really have nothing better to do than analyze homestuck characters by my interpretation but i digress.
- so a relationship with dave is essentially just being pulled along for the ride that’s dave’s life like its just so casual on the surface it's unclear to people sometimes that it’s an established relationship but it is. that doesn't mean he is like relationship-y.
- he’s visibly happier and just is way happier around his partner and everyone kinda notices that.
- he’s subtle and it’s definitely the little things that show his care, dave’s definitely not the type for huge extravagant acts of love or obsession.
- he really just brushes shit off but his heart is still beating at 100mph
- this guy will freak out abt the little shit his partner does that gets his heart beating that they don't even notice
- not the type for PDA, definitely hates misunderstandings and jealousy. he thinks it's stupid and won’t even try if it was done purposely, definitely a turn-off if it was.
- it’s definitely more of the subtle things with dave, he also notices small things abt his partner that probably even his partner doesn’t notice.
- definitely just does or says shit for a reaction from his partner, it can be really stupid sometimes.
- he’s always willing to listen and learn. if someone genuinely offends something he’s passionate abt (like music or his art) very much a turn-off.
- he soo craves affection but does not do ANYTHING to show that he wants it unless he’s comfortable. he thinks about it a lot though
- dave is in his thoughts like 100% of the time, he keeps shit to himself unless he blurts it which then leads to embarrassment
- doesn’t engage in the first move and if he does he rambles for like a paragraph trying to brush it off and make it seem like it isnt a big deal cause his hearts beating out of his ass and hes sweating and shaking and
- once he gets comfortable and alone with them dave’s more touchy with his partner only ever in private though
- he’ll act really casual about it too like its just the norm (which it is)
- only alone is dave ever gonna show he’s whipped (rose would catch him though)
- dave’s pretty assertive when it comes to shit he isn't cool with he's not afraid to stand up for himself or when someone just disrespects him he doesn't take kindly to that
- super supportive of whatever his partner’s passions are and just them in general
- his fav moments with his partner are when they laugh over stupid shit to the point of tears
- actually pretty flirty, he’s good at it too he's like playful abt it but when it gets serious he's like holdup. and needs time to process
- he just wanna be held but doesn't have the balls to say so
- dude is stiff, unless he’s comfortable then he eases into vulnerability
#dave strider x reader#homestuck x reader#dave strider#god i hope i didnt fall victim to fanon#pls bear with me#homestuck#i don’t use Tumblr pls don’t hurt me
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dove strider x reader when
(asking as someone who has a fat crush on t!fem/genderswap dave/dove)
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