#dave strider x reader

[somberauthor]

could we get some uhhhhh- strider x reader cuddling headcanons? (dave and dirk separately).

gonna finally actually get to work chat... thank you all for waiting for me to do these, and I'm really sorry to those i kept waiting. I love y'all and I hope you enjoy the food!

DAVE STRIDER

it really depends on the day which spoon he is. If he had a hard or rough day, you should count on him just... laying on you, clinging to you like a koala on a tree. But if he had a good or overall a day without you, rough or not he'll have you just lay on top of him.

He like to feel the pressure on your body resting on his. the weight gives him comfort, and the fact he knows its YOU? god just slap the title of happiest man on earth on his ass.

He never tells you when he had a rough day, you are able to simply just assume. He doesn't lay fully on you, but an arm and occasionally a leg will be on you. but if you reciprocate with playing with his hair???? oh boy, all of his body weight is going on you (he's laying on you... in a non-sexual manner)

DIRK STRIDER

He's a little more solid than his brother, being primarily a big spoon.

He feels much more comfortable holding you, because then he can just look down and see he's not physically alone anymore. He finally has someone.

Similar to his bro, he feels comfort from your weight on top of him. it reminds him you exist and you just simply existing in his life makes him feel about.. 89% more safe.

Y'all actually put a loving on my calder headcanons.... I feel honored you guys like them that much golly...

[mcbeetlebeeb]

I'm currently getting into a fandom that isn't homestuck, but I can't turn down a request :3

these will still be headcannons and- uhrm- yea

Gamzee Makara

He is, talking about some mystical shit dude

I think hed appreciate someone who just listens too him blabber

don't ask me why but he'd like to naw on you

not full fledged biting a chunk out of you

I think he's too aware of how sharp his teeth are to go biting down that hard, but yknow

nipping at you gently, but not before he was smothering you in sloppy clown kisses

this is real specific but I think hed have the type of eyes that you can't seem to keep eye contact with

he's just so much taller and just has this lopsided shiteating grin, that shows most of his sharp ass teeth

I'd like to think his eyes are always that half lidded gaze, especially when it's at you

but no intent behind the looks he gives, fuck- probably no thoughts either

lights on no one home

don't get me wrong, he's not dumb,

in the simplest sense hes a big ol airhead

yknow a dingbat, a bit of a scatterbrain

but he's not like- vegetable for a brain dumb as hell

and thats another thing, it's definitely really convincing to probably think that he's yknow, not all there

but it throws you off gaurd x2 when he'd get all close and murmur and mumble certain things too you

he looked like he had a maximum of 3 thoughts floating around in his brain

but here he is, mumbling in a low almost gravely tone, right by your ear

I love to think he's one of those tall people to rest his arm playfully on your head if your shorter, which you most likely are-

can't recall if I mentioned the last time sense I have a rubber ducky keeping track of my memory

but I think hed be cold all the time

not like, bothersomely fridged

but enough to make you shiver and squirm if he were to press his hand to your skin, noticeable enough for you to verbally go "Damn-"

also!! I think hed be a huge sucker for you just holding his face with your hands, letting him relax against you, eyes shut

still grinning a bit and letting that low rumbling purr come from him

and this also means playing with his hair,

pet him damn it he demands it

no, not really more like laying and being in your space, following you round until you pay attention properly too him

sense most trolls can't- yknow- go out in the middle of the day because of their intense asf sun, trolls are nocturnal

so like if you ever took a photo with him with flash his eyes would do that reflective thing that cats have

or for another example, yknow how in the dark the first thing you spot about your black cat is its eyes?

yeah that

like I said in the other headcannon thingy, he's just always lurking and looming, he likes knowing what your doing even if he's not involved

and this comes with him trailing around you like a dog that sees you have food and knows you'll give it too them at some point

wether it be from afar or close, don't assume he's not close by, him being a purple blood im sure he's well aware of how violent trolls can be,

but with you around! oh he can't let you wonder off too far- Alternia's atmosphere is dangerous and the fauna is even more dangerous-

so don't expect to go very far without him trailing behind you

but he'd understand if you explained too him you wanted time too yourself or with somebody else one on one

I dont think hed be a jealous person, maybe a lil possessive! but he's not overbearing with it

he just wants you safe and content, and he wants you too feel that way around him

have a song I think fits his uh? vibe towards? significant other? because 🎉

Dave Strider

mm have I said he's a genuinely a big goof?

but I think that'd be something someone gets right off the bat

maybe

if you can pick up on someone trailing off on tangents of meaningless words that can go on and on without someone actually ever responding

than it's pretty visable

I think itd be pretty adorable though (I know I'm gay, whatever)

like if he were to start talking about something, anything, and you gave a simple short response, he's gonna take that and run with it

especially if he likes you

I think hed definitely be one too stare

but how could you tell? he's always wearing those shades

probably a good reason why he wears them other than ironic purposes

so no one sees what or where or in this case who he's lookin at

constantly staring though, wether it's you having a conversation with you or, you doing something random he's just watching

no actual thoughts id like to say

just observing

watching you be you, do your own natural thing, picking up on the way you talk or gesture at stuff

I cannot urge this enough but I still firmly believe physical touch would be a very special thing too him

it's not impossible or looked down upon too be able to hold his hand or lean against him

but he'd be mentally noting each touch, each expression you make, listening intently too your tone, hoping your doing the same

but with these actions he'd be straight faced as always, but he can feel his hands tremble ever so slightly, he recognizes his heart beat picking up

unfamiliar with these feelings with how they're being presented yknow?

most times he ever feels this way he's in danger

but he knows he couldn't be safer right now, like he wants to believe that, it's not hard for him to believe it

but his body is just hardwired to tense up, clench his jaw and steady the shakey breathing

but being patient and respectful would melt those feelings away really easy I'd like too think

just sitting there and slowly showing affection, brushing thumbs against his knuckles, tracing over fingers

you focus on his hand, flipping it over and thumbing at his vaguely sweaty palm, hand still shaking faintly in your gentle grasp

he'd just stare at you, in disbelief and adoration, and realization that he doesnt need to be poker faced round you

that he doesnt need to put up a front to protect himself, the squishy parts of him he learned to shove away to get along with life

a big sigh of relief to say the least,

but once he realizes he doesn't need to be someone else for you, he can just be him, no expectations or demands, he can rely on someone else for once

you ain't ever gettin rid of him after that, he's not clingy but he's no longer keeping you at arms length, not now, not ever again

AND HE GETS MUSIC THING because he is my favorite right next too the crab man <3

author note: I feel this sucked a big booty buttload but I was already half way done with it when I dubbed it that, so have this anyway!!!

[nightfang22]

Not me re-entering my Homestuck™️ era.Look forward to some new Homestuck content from me soon.😂

[jklovu]

trick or treat dave!

dave gave you [x2] apple jolly rancher and [x1] soundcloud link!

[vikkirosko]

Hello helloooo, i found your request are open so i hope you don't mind writing about Homestuck? (I cant escape the Homestuck help) I was thinking about the main 4 beta kids with a s/o that is bilingual?

Also love your writing! Hope you been doing okaay! Sory if i misspelled anything English isn't my first language

Headcanons Bilingual

👓 John Egbert x Reader 🌪

You and John talked on the Internet for a long time, until you finally met in person. He liked spending time with you and it was mutual, but it came as a surprise to him when you spoke to the seller in a different language in the store, which the seller knew better than English. He looked at you in shock and only when you left the store did he ask you what it was. You smiled at him a little and told him that you are bilingual and know not only English well

While you were walking, you answered John's questions about your knowledge of two languages. You told him about how your guardian insisted from early childhood that you learn not only English, but also a second language, claiming that this would help you in the future, and this was indeed the case, although not as often as your guardian described. John thought it was cool, because not all people knew other languages so well to speak them as fluently as you did

When you watched movies together and phrases flashed in them in a language that you knew, but that John didn't know, you didn't mind at all translating them for him if the movie didn't have subtitles or if they didn't match what the characters in the movies were saying. John was outraged when the subtitles did not match the real phrases and even managed to memorize a few of them, even though every time he mispronounced them you giggled, and pretty quickly your laughter was transmitted to him

John really thought it was cool that you knew two languages well. It was like opening new doors for you that were closed to him. He liked listening to you speak in another language and guessing what you meant based only on the expression on your face and the tone of your voice, and you didn't mind at all practicing your knowledge of the language, while combining it with communicating with John

🔮 Rose Lalonde x Reader ☀️

You never hid from Rose the fact that you knew not only English well, but also another language. You told her about it during one of your conversations, as well as how your guardian taught you a second language almost in parallel with English, and it gave results. Now, being older, you spoke two languages fluently, could feel more at ease if you decided to go to another country and could surprise new acquaintances with this knowledge. The last of the list of advantages that you voiced caused a barely noticeable smile from Rose, even though you didn't see her while you were talking

When you started calling her, sometimes, just for fun, you spoke a different language. These were just small phrases, most often those whose meaning she could know or guess. It was like a little game that the two of you were playing, and when you started seeing each other in real life, your game continued. Rose enjoyed spending time with you, and your little game was a fun distraction that helped get rid of the need to look for topics to talk about when you didn't want to talk about something specific

When Rose asked you to help you learn a little new language for her, you didn't mind at all. If she was interested in it, then you were only there to help her expand her knowledge. You knew perfectly well that it was difficult to learn a language well from books alone, so you helped her as much as you could. You both took your time with her training, moving gradually, at a calm pace, and Rose was more than happy with that. She liked the fact that you were able to combine business with pleasure

It didn't matter so much to Rose if you knew one language or two. She would have continued your communication even if English was the only language she knew, but the fact that you were bilingual gave you more topics to talk about and more ideas for what to do. She was interested in spending time with you and chatting, and looking at your sincere smile, Rose understood that the feeling was mutual

🕶 Dave Strider x Reader 💿

From the very first day you met Dave, he tried to seem cool to you. He wanted to make a good impression on you, and although he would never admit it, he really tried for it. At first, it was only as part of your correspondence, but when you started calling, he had the opportunity to rap to you of his own composition live. You tried your best not to laugh, and when he stopped talking, you started talking in a language Dave didn't know. You surprised him, and when you stopped talking, he asked you what you were saying, to which you replied that since he decided to show you his talent, then you decided to show him your talent

You told him that your guardian had been teaching you a second language since childhood, in parallel with English. You used to spend a lot of effort on this, but now you could speak two languages fluently and it wasn't a problem for you. Dave listened to you attentively, surprised that you really spoke two languages so well, as if there was absolutely nothing difficult about it, but for Dave, who spoke the same language, it really seemed like an outstanding achievement

When you and Dave started spending time together in real life, you sometimes helped him rap. You suggested phrases in another language that he could use and that suited both the meaning and the rhyme, for which he was grateful to you. You had many opportunities to combine your knowledge of two languages and Dave's desire to rap. You worked great together and he couldn't argue with the fact that you could give him good ideas not only for spontaneous rap, but also for a new issue of his ironic comic book, which he periodically sent you

You and Dave had different hobbies, but despite this, you found a great common language with each other. Sometimes he joked that your common language is the third language you know, and he couldn't help but grin when you laughed at his joke. He hoped that you would continue to have a good time together and that you would have no difficulty in continuing to understand each other so well

🐾 Jade Harley x Reader 🌌

You and Jade have found a common language since day one. She loved telling you about life on the island, listening to your stories about the place where you lived, about your guardian, about what your life is like. You have often thought about what you could do if you came to visit each other. You both understood that it was difficult to implement, but no one forbade you to think about this topic. And one of your suggestions on this topic was that you could teach Jade a second language, after which you told her about how your guardian taught you a second language when you were still a little, thanks to which you are now fluent in two languages

She was delighted with how easy it was for you to do it. Her praise made you feel embarrassed and you told her how you didn't understand why you had to study two languages so hard before. Earlier, when you were a child, it seemed self-evident, then when you found out that usually your peers speak only one language, you felt offended that you spent so much time on it, but now you were even glad that your guardian had such an idea. Jade was glad to see your happy smile, and she was pleased that you really liked the language you spoke so well

Sometimes you watched movies with subtitles together and you could grumble because one or another remark of the characters was translated incorrectly. She loved listening to you talk about the meaning of foreign words and how they change depending on phrases and context. You listened with the same interest when she talked about gardening, about the flowers that she grew and even about her grandfather, even though you understood that you would not be able to get to know him and get to know him somehow except from her stories. But you promised her that when you meet, you will definitely introduce her to your guardian

Jade enjoyed talking to you and she sincerely wanted to believe that you would meet in reality. You were a person close to her and she wanted to share with you not only jokes that didn't make sense in English, but made sense in a second language you knew, but also different moments of life, and it didn't matter if they were good or bad

[loquaciousscribe]

Hello hello can you do Dave strider from Homestuck x reader? Jus general head cannons and what not ^^

Sorry if u have like a million other requests 😭😭

i don’t actually have rhat many… im just a hypocrite

DAVE STRIDER <3 READER GENERAL HEADCANONS

no matter how much he insists that he’s so experienced and such a ladies man, like “yeah, ofc i’m dating you! all the big booty bodacious babes love me” he is deeply insecure(shocker)

praise goes a long way.. honestly any type of affection does tbh, he’s starved of it

honestly didn’t expect to actually get with you after all his flirting and he has to remind himself that y’all are actually together and you aren’t messing with him

him outwardly doesn’t change that much, except maybe being a bit more red than usual. he’s still the same insufferable prick he always is

he would use shitty pickup lines ironically *cough* he probably stole them from john *cough cough*

but he can do it cuz he's super cool and ironic

would call your name and poke you for like 5 minutes straight to get your attention just to say "hi;)"

would call you cringe pet names but only if it annoys you..

will make you sit there and listen to his raps and mixtapes and look at everything he makes basically. he wants to impress you!

deathly afraid of seeming cringe to you

would pour his entire heart out to you in a scrambled nervous ramble then just be like "sorry that was cringe lol"

the type to lean against the wall but completely miss the wall

i got another request to finish the beta kids with dave and rose.. so i’ll just do rose for that one

sorry i haven’t posted in a while!!

divider from this post, becuz i couldn't pass it up

...and this is @somberauthor's dave hcs if u want..... i tried rlly hard not to repeat shit too much

[hellclipzzzzzzz]

<3< is kismet :D!/info

UWAAAAA ty for the help....

4 those curious this was the original ask >w< I had no idea what the quadrant was. as always I'm abridging the prompted text to fit in character, nya!!!!!

Dave's brow twitched as he stared at you, wearing yet another ridiculous neon-colored outfit. There was no way in gog those colors even went together—but somehow, you managed to pull it off, and Dave couldn't tell if it pissed him off or made him flush.

"Dude. Do you only have rainbow parade clothes in your closet? You're like a walking talking pride flag right now." Dave leaned against the wall, staring you down through his shades (the only thing sparing his eyes from the sheer brightness of your clothes).

"You're just jealous I look prettier than you!" You said with a giggle, twirling around, your skirt billowing out around you. "You're so mean. Is that your job or something? To be meanies to me?"

"My job is to be cooler than a glass of frozen apple juice. Your full-time, 24/7, 365 day a year job is to annoy me." Dave rolled his eyes as a pout formed on your lips, moving his gaze up to the ceiling, his brow twitching again.

[dav3katz]

how bout dave / reader sleepover hcs?

Teehee

Dave sleepover hcs

- very new to sleepovers for obvious reasons, but he tries not to be weird

- it’s obvious he’s nervous though, with the way he rambles more often than usual, he’s just not used to having you over at his place, sleeping.

- and if he likes you romantically or you two are dating it’s even worse, like he’s just so fucking nervous to have you staying over cause oh my god what if he has like gross habits or something and you’re like ew oh my god

- he’s so self conscious but all of that shit aside

- you two play a lot of video games and he probably insists on watching shitty movies (horror movies if he likes you so he can make a move 😘)

- has a lot of old school games so like . OG FIRST EVER SUPER MARIO HE HAS IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD ISNT THAT SO COOL

- he says it’s cause the older games are cooler and better but secretly he just cannot buy newer games and he’s embarrassed lol

- when you two are young he will not have you sleepover if bro is around

- he’s just scared you’ll get hurt tbh

- overall he’s cool to have a sleepover with when he isn’t being a wreck

[bridalgirl]

pinned post stuff. rules & characters & abt me for my shitty homestuck x reader blog.

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hi im dirk, admin of the blog. he/him pronouns and nothing else please. im a fan of homestuck and many a other little interests that you can ask about if youd like. im a bit of a freak and been in the creative writing scene for about 7 years now. chronic tumblr mobile user.

my little rules paragraph: i mainly write sfw. nsfw is allowed, however be mindful of what you request. i dont fuck with proshipping nor illegal age gaps, domestic abuse, noncon, etc. cnc is okay, but i will put a lengthy warning before any of my posts containing it. max 4 characters per request. no canon x canon. please dont send me requests that involve titles for the reader: ( ex. rogue of heart!reader x karkat, maid of time!reader x cronus ). i have all the right to deny any requests. be civil and kind. ill either do headcanon or literate format depending on my mood, or a mix of both. youre allowed to request whether you specifically want headcanons or a blurb/small fanfic style text.

i write for: beta and alpha trolls and kids, bro strider & lil hal. you can ask for yandere requests, but theyre less likely to be written.

[delicxtesweetie]

dove strider x reader when

(asking as someone who has a fat crush on t!fem/genderswap dave/dove)

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

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A story where teen Dave, Karkat and friends work at a Pizza Hut. After Dave delivers to your place, you get a little crush and end up getting pizza more often just to see him and eventually end up falling for Karkat too.

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The troll characters will be in here, if you want to view them as humans go ahead but I don’t think I’ll specify if they’re regular trolls or just humans here

Btw the readers friend group is just a mostly random mix of characters I like 😭 (Terezi, Roxy, Nepeta, Gamzee) and this'll probably have other ships ill tag later,, don't read if you get upset reading other ships you don't like (there won't be any proship ones)

Reader is mostly kept gender neutral but there might be some gender terms both feminine and masculine but can just be seen as jokey names. This fic is mostly silly n fun

(Also this is being cross posted from my ao3 account :p)

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chapters:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

[somberauthor]

Could you write some sleepover headcanons for the beta kids(homestuck) please?

I kinda based these off of me and my friends, so I hope its not too out of character!!

JOHN

Obviously in charge of the movies (much to everyones dismay).

He occasionally brings snacks too. (Snacks meaning full sized cakes that his father made.)

He is the one who usually stays quiet when discussing sleeping positions. He doesn't argue, or make it sexual when sleeping next to someone. He may make it awkward, but not sexual at all.

He'd wake up at the same time as rose would, so before anyone else.

ROSE

Her house is usually where they go for sleepovers, but if her mom is having an exceptionally rough night she'll make an excuse.

She has Kanaya make the pajamas, because everyone agreed it would be nice to have matching pajamas when they have sleep overs.

If there is an extra mattress, she'll insist she take it. She enjoys sleeping on separate beds, because she takes over the entire bed.

As stated with John, she and him wake up first. She usually goes to make food for everyone while John stays and wishes the two left good morning when they wake up.

JADE

She is usually the one who asked everyone if they wanna hang out. And she helps keep conversations going while John starts them.

She sleeps wildly, but doesnt know it. She can and will sleep on top of someone. (She also enjoys cuddling with whoever is nearest to her) ((in a non-romantic way of course)

She also brings stuff so they can have some activities to do. (Like beads, yarn, coloring books, and so on)

She wakes up last, and sleeps like a log. So once she's out she's out

DAVE

He's the one who gets the nitty gritty information. Like when they should arrive, when they'll leave, what they'll be doing, and all that jazz

He sleeps like a log. Not like he sleeps deeply, no, he sleeps without moving. He's scared everyone because of how still he is when sleeping.

He's the one with stories to tell when everyone wakes up, because his dreams can be fucking WILD.

He is pretty easy to wake up, so he wakes up at the sound and smell of Rose cooking.

Also, to everyone being so kind in my ask box thank you!! I teared up reading some of the compliments you guys gave me!

[mcbeetlebeeb]

Perchance if your requests are open then I would like a modern reader with homestuck characters of your choosing?? If not that's ok you don't gotta if you don't wanna. Have good day

Hii, sorry for the INCREDIBLY late response, trying to remember how to use tumblr BUT YES I shall deliver 👍 thanks for asking question, I'll be doing the main four (ФωФ)

(and- hopefully I understand your question cause I'm ready to do this in head cannon platform- so??‐ 🫂 take it my friend)

⛅️John Egbert🎭

*deep inhale* NERRD

sorry, moving on

seems like the sorta guy to know fnaf lore, like all of it, I can't elaborate further

also he wears totally normal outfits with stupid stupid socks,,

silly socks, the dumbest you could imagine

I think at some point he'd be the mfker with some tape or a bandaid around the middle of his glasses to keep it together

hes a one pillow sleeper 😔

and by that I mean he has one singular pillow on his bed smh

he atones by sleeping with stuffed animals though

mfkin creepy ass light sleeper

and I say that cause I can fully imagine someone trying to get something while he's sleeping or even trying to wake him up

and he just sits up, all the way, no glasses john, eyes open all the way not groggy or confused

get this MAN SOME BROWN EYE CONTACTS!!

FUCK I THOUGHT THATD MAKE IT SMALLER HER FACE IS HUGE

no going back tumblr is already so confusing, sorry anon I tried to be funny now she's here

anyway..lord..

I think he'd forever go to bed at like a super specific time, and if he messes that up he feels wrong the next day

and that's all he'll tell you, "I feel wrong"

touch of the tisim probably perhaps maybe

listen his dad collected shaving cream and harlequins and clowns and stuff-..

I don't think he has freckles but more so little body moles speckled around his body

goofy smile, silly laugh, catch him snorting and slapping his knee n shit

tries to push up glasses with the nose scrunch thing, makes him show of his messes up teeth

an endearing young punster.

I definitely think if you'd be down, he's 100% the person too have nerf gun wars

something and John Egbert and a foam dart makes sense

and for some reason i connect that with bubbles

rip John you would've loved fruiter aergo

maybe, maybe more low quality photos of it though because idk

he has a strange love for...what's the word...

hmm.. eccentric things

he just holds them dear, think it's in his blood

who knows if that's a good or bad thing

expressive

I think you'd have to be, blind, deaf, mute and impossibly stupid to miss his body language

or just a meanie(?)

regardless not emotionally verbal, or at least not often, or- as much as he should

but physically shows it

like..for example if he was in a crappy mood, you'd be able to tell, and he'd confirm if you asked

and with him being expressive i would think comes with..what's the word again..uh..

responsive?

reactive?

especially to words, or touch

when he gets red, he one of them people to get red EVERywhere.

ears, down to the neck, shoulders, forhead.

dude looks like he's gonna pop a blood vessel any moment lmao

he'd be the person too have like reddened knuckles and stuff, cold hands, will press the cold hands into you for warmth

if he were to smell like anything, vanilla, faintly, all smells on him would be faint I'd like to think

☀️Rose Lalonde🔮

honestly my favorite to draw-

she is wrighting so many silly things for and too you

poems?

happening.

long strangely war letter back home love letters too you

they probably are never shown-

maybe unless you look or perhaps ask

she'd be...the best person to gossip over a drink with

tea, coffee, alcohol, water, soda

I think she'd be a mfker to sleep with socks

it's okay on some level cause they're socks she made herself

I also think not just gossip but she's like- she's a seer of light cmon-

she knows stuff

I think she may not look like it but she, is the ultimate yapper

and silly

silly Rose justice

shes a goofy goober too guys

there would be no way she's not

look at her friends

I think she'd like her hair to be pet sometimes

play with it gently, braid it for no reason

type of person I can see too sit with you on the porch as it rains

reminds me of mist and.. morning dew

chilly autumn mornings

where you can see your breath

shes one of them Halloween people

i just know she appreciates a crunchy leaf

*knits you this*

YOU SIZED OBVIOUSLY

also gloves

why not

stay warm

she'd want you too

she has dimples

both lil cheek dimples

I think she'd be someone to ponder her partner often

like, seeing a candle and going "oh perfect, you've found me here as well!" but she's in the middle of some store lol

or reading something, thinking about that phrase and linking it too you or something like that

something strangely meticulous

carefully, honestly, thought out.

shes the person too either meticulous take the time to paint her nails right

or paint them all fucked up, and then clean them up

leaning more towards the latter

am I saying that right?

she would smell like

mm, cold linen, and books, book smell

🌠Jade Harely🐾

ah yes

doggie

shes a sweetheart though

albeit a clumsy- narcoleptic one

she means well

most times

she has all the hair

everywhere!!

find her brushing herself

maybe???

maybe space powers debunk hair needs

I dunno probably pffhfhh

toothy smile

big toothy grin

I like to think she has braces

convincingly can bark and growl (before and after bec merge thingy)

probably got even more convincing dog bark talents

sit down with her and a good coloring book

entertainment for hours

she'd be up for most anything I bet

would possibly be bored laying around lounging

something tells me she'd have a thing with buttons

all shapes and sizes and materials

just- checks out as a Jade thing yknow

same with silly bands

somewhere there is glitter on this girl I'm convinced

maybe more earth glitter (dirt) than any other

but like, 🤷 I dunno man

can I pet dat dawg?

yes, pet the dog, dog longs for human contact

scratch that

contact

overall

shes just lonely, forgive her lack of "norm" social skills

brotha grew up on a damn island, with her dog, and stuffed grandpa

stuffed grandpa

I'd be a lil weirdo too

anon, I'm gonna tell you this now..

I've never read the books all the way threw, and I own 3 out of idk how many

so forgive me if this...- out of character

dirty nailz..

yknow how some big dogs have that mindset that they are little lap dog puppies?

her

oh you thought it was gonna be a lil head rest?

a lil lean?

no

blanket mode.

snuggle time.

accept it, at least for a minute.

I cannot explain why and I won't but, she gives me road runner vibes

just..yep, that's jade..harely..

what am I doing dude tf

also..don't ask me why, she would smell like pine, dirt, soil if you will, maybe lavender too, or more something..sugary? cinnamon?

am I making sense

⚔️Dave Strider📀

uughhh what haven't I said about this dude

hmm

I'm trying to remember what I wrote before tumblr rudely disrupted my wrighting and made me go back to the beginning

well let's see

eotushuf

here me out

this but on him

and it's soft blonde and and

there's spots that are missing from scars

and they go down to his hand,, and fingers

the hair on the side of the hand, you know what I mean

also has missing little patches

broad..finge nail

chews his nails

hhe.. uu h out of all of the four, probably the best to lounge around with

laying around

what's the word

parallel play?

being able to comfortably do yalls own thing in the same place

without a lot of talking

rhhrrgg

hes the type of person to 100% do the three hand squeeze thing

iykyk... (squeezing someone's hand to wordlessly say, "I love you")

and if you respond verbally, or even just squeezing back

he'll face away and do it back again

epitome of "putting on sunglasses so no one knows what I'm looking at"

you at you

he has..like stupid peripheral vision and uses it to advantage

I cannot say why but, he definitely has funky cool ties

just does i feel it

also, crackley

cracking his knuckles, his neck, back

when he stands it's like fine machinery sounding

clicking and popping in knees and hips

blonde

...eyelashes..

rough palms and scar knuckles

he smells like- a well slept on pillow ina good way- and also maybe

faintly of apple juice, carton apple juice..

guys this is buns, I'm so sorry truly, I'm also..so sleepy..😔

anon i hope this was right, and..to your request, I hope u have a good day (*^▽^)/★*☆♪

[luminousbravery]

Hcs with Aradia or Dave with a fellow time player s/o? Specifically one with attachment issues and is touchstarved (this totally isn't self indulgence at its finest) your writing is lovely!! It makes me smile every time I see it

i'm so glad!!! i wasn't entirely sure what type of time player to go for, so i made it kind of vague. i hope you enjoy!

ARADIA AND DAVE WITH A TIME PLAYER S/O

DAVE

I think that Dave would absolutely adore having a time player S/O

Like, he'd SO be into doing crazy shit with your time powers.

Together, of course.

Like, I think that Dave would like to go around time with you just to prank your friends.

OR, perhaps, Dave and you would start a time prank war with each other.

Going back in time to fuck with a past Dave.

On the other hand, Dave going into the future to play a prank on the older you. (It'd dawn on future you immediately that you, in fact, got got.)

You two probably create a time paradox or two, but it's probably fine.

ARADIA

Oh, if you think Dave would have a blast, Aradia has that x10.

But she isn't going to be one to play around with your time players like Dave might.

No, Aradia prefers to remain on the safer side of the time adventures you two have.

I think that she would enjoy to go time sight seeing with you, however.

All of your dates with her end up being in a different time period.

Just to take in the view together.

She wouldn't want to mess anything up, though.

But the time-dates with her are quite romantic.

[strawburryyy]

dave strider in a relationship hcs

yeah i really have nothing better to do than analyze homestuck characters by my interpretation but i digress.

- so a relationship with dave is essentially just being pulled along for the ride that’s dave’s life like its just so casual on the surface it's unclear to people sometimes that it’s an established relationship but it is. that doesn't mean he is like relationship-y.

- he’s visibly happier and just is way happier around his partner and everyone kinda notices that.

- he’s subtle and it’s definitely the little things that show his care, dave’s definitely not the type for huge extravagant acts of love or obsession.

- he really just brushes shit off but his heart is still beating at 100mph

- this guy will freak out abt the little shit his partner does that gets his heart beating that they don't even notice

- not the type for PDA, definitely hates misunderstandings and jealousy. he thinks it's stupid and won’t even try if it was done purposely, definitely a turn-off if it was.

- it’s definitely more of the subtle things with dave, he also notices small things abt his partner that probably even his partner doesn’t notice.

- definitely just does or says shit for a reaction from his partner, it can be really stupid sometimes.

- he’s always willing to listen and learn. if someone genuinely offends something he’s passionate abt (like music or his art) very much a turn-off.

- he soo craves affection but does not do ANYTHING to show that he wants it unless he’s comfortable. he thinks about it a lot though

- dave is in his thoughts like 100% of the time, he keeps shit to himself unless he blurts it which then leads to embarrassment

- doesn’t engage in the first move and if he does he rambles for like a paragraph trying to brush it off and make it seem like it isnt a big deal cause his hearts beating out of his ass and hes sweating and shaking and

- once he gets comfortable and alone with them dave’s more touchy with his partner only ever in private though

- he’ll act really casual about it too like its just the norm (which it is)

- only alone is dave ever gonna show he’s whipped (rose would catch him though)

- dave’s pretty assertive when it comes to shit he isn't cool with he's not afraid to stand up for himself or when someone just disrespects him he doesn't take kindly to that

- super supportive of whatever his partner’s passions are and just them in general

- his fav moments with his partner are when they laugh over stupid shit to the point of tears

- actually pretty flirty, he’s good at it too he's like playful abt it but when it gets serious he's like holdup. and needs time to process

- he just wanna be held but doesn't have the balls to say so

- dude is stiff, unless he’s comfortable then he eases into vulnerability

[vikkirosko]

Hiya! Can i request Striders (Dave and Dirk, separately if that's okay) with a reader who's really creative and into drawing and cross stitching?

Headcanons Creativity

🕶 Dave Strider x Reader 💿

That you were a creative person, Dave learned from you. You told him that you were drawing a little bit and Dave told you about the comic book that he was drawing. You didn't show him your drawings, claiming that you drew them in your album. It was only when Dave came to visit you, having traveled through half the country, that he found out that you drew much more than you talked about and your hobbies were not limited to drawing

You had a lot of albums that you kept in a box in the closet, and the one in which you drew you kept in your room. As it turned out, there were a lot of different drawings, including portraits of your friends. You drew them based on your guesses and were very confused when Dave saw how you represented him. This caused a chuckle, but he thought it was cute that you were making assumptions about exactly what he looked like

Another of your hobbies was cross-stitch. You kept in a beautiful box the embroidery frame, threads and fabrics that you used. Dave was looking at your embroidery with curiosity. It was something so unusual to him, but he couldn't help but realize how cute it looked. You were really talented and he liked it

When Dave was about to leave back, you gave him one of your embroideries. Back home, Dave hid your little gift so his brother wouldn't find it. You made this embroidery especially for him and it made your gift for Dave special

🗡 Dirk Strider x Reader 🪛

You and Dirk lived at the same time and you, like him, were quite limited in entertainment. Dirk was looking for all kinds of ways to spend time, and so are you. You both drew and shared drawings with each other. He knew that drawing wasn't your only hobby, but you didn't often talk about what else you liked to do. It was only when you met in person that he found out about your other hobby

You spent a lot of time drawing and you really liked it. Some of your drawings you drew in a computer program and shared them with Dirk, but there were those that you drew on paper. You liked to sketch with a regular pencil. There was something special about it and you were glad you could share it with Dirk

Another of your hobbies was cross-stitch. You did it when you had nothing else to do. You still kept unsuccessful embroideries, but you had a lot of successful ones that you carefully framed. Dirk looked at your embroidery with interest. They were different from what he was used to, but they were still wonderful

Dirk saw how deftly you handled the needle and how intently you drew. It meant a lot to you, it was your way of coping with loneliness, and although he could not keep you company in embroidery, but nothing prevented you from drawing together