#daughter of Job

[applecidersstuff]

What if Crowley created this lizard for Jemimah? And then gifted it to her as a pet. I bet it bit Ennon at least a hundred times)

[the-scooby-gang]

Miguel: Every Spiderman follows the cannon. There are no deviations. There are no exceptions.

Spidergang with no dead uncles, their friend Gwen is fine, Sheriff Bronson didn't die saving a kid, etc. because four super powered teens and one super dog can cover a lot of bases and help each other better than one dude helping New York alone with only Daredevil and Deadpool sometimes: Yall hear sumn?

[buf309]

They all ded ☠️ ☠️ The end 😌

The weather is scorching. Work is irritating. So I crave violence right now. This shitpost is the result.

[silverwhittlingknife]

from this real advice column:

i see you person who wrote this sdfsdfdsf

[b4kuch1n]

same teacher, different lessons

transcript

[jadecantcreate]

i need to physically restrain myself from eating any more jalapeño chips bc i want them to last more than an hour but also theyre so damn good slkdfslsk i understand how hootsie feels like when gricko tells her no more rat snacks

[athena-xiii]

He did forget to shave

[lieu-rey]

Inéz Valenzuela, born circa 1882

A teen girl with a propensity to be stubborn, she has a talent for stealing and lacks fear for most things. Her mother, a nun, gave her up to a Catholic orphanage in Nuevo Paraiso, Mexico. The strict rules of the church clashed with Inéz's rebellious nature, and eventually she was forced out of the orphanage to find her own way. Observant and a quick learner with a desire to help people, she aspires to attend school one day and become a doctor despite the hurdles.

fun facts!:

joined the van der linde gang when she was around 10-11 years old has been with them for 7 years now

has a crush on tilly and is useless about it. tilly has no clue.

close friends with javier. she helped him out alot when he first joined and couldn't speak english yet since inez was already bilingual

her favorite flowers are sunflowers

has some religious trauma(tm). her experiences growing up in a catholic church were,,, bad, to say the least. as a result, she has a complicated relationship with religion.

hotheaded, reckless, and puts on a tough exterior. she's always trying to prove herself since not many people take her seriously.

loves birds and likes to watch them wherever the gang goes

[habken]

(polyfam au)

masaru being the only dad 🤝 fuyumi being the only daughter

toga 🤝 masaru 🤝 fuyumi

masaru has two hands 🙏🙏

[myrquez]

Bezz for Sky Sport Italia

-“In the VR46 groupchat, when you talk about the new Ducati riders that are going strong, like Marc Marquez.. how is it (what do you guys think about it, how does it feel like)? The Devil wears Prada? Look at Marquez..? I just wanted to address this topic.

“Well, we talk about it much more in person than on our groupchat-

“But it doesn’t go unnoticed. (You do talk about him)

“No, we pay attention to everything. With Vale is difficult not to, he has always taught and still teaches us to pay attention to every detail, so we always try to understand everything around us. Marc is going very strong, and we watch him and try to learn from him.

“So he’s like a benchmark! (nice pun right there)

“He’s like a ‘tool’ that we can use… wait, it does sound bad, I mean he’s a rider, but he’s a rider that we can ‘use as a lesson’. We can look up to him, as if he was a teacher.”

[yourladyem]

Keaton on Beetlejuice 3!

Keaton's official comment on possibly playing Beetlejuice again for a third film.

This quote was taken from a Screen Rant article highlighting an E! News interview with Keaton at the Goodrich premiere.

As for a possible third installment, he explained, "Oh yeah, I'd do it every year, yeah."

He's totally in!

I'm all for Beetlejuice 3 or a live-action series with the BJ 2 cast.

[moeblob]

Markus and Connor are stressed five feet away for the record.

[gingermintpepper]

Obsessed with the way Evadne's relationship with Apollo is described. Obsessed with the way Apollo was especially gentle with her because she was sheltered, hidden away and hadn't had any sort of experience with love prior to Apollo (and due to it being described as her 'first learning Aphrodite's joy' through Apollo', it was probably her first time even being attracted to someone). Obsessed with the way when she runs away, she stops in a violet patch to give birth. Y'know, violets, very famously the flower so strongly associated with Aphrodite that they were used in love potions? Those violets. Obsessed with the way that when Apollo realised his lover was going to have to deliver their child alone, he sent BOTH the goddess of childbirth and ALL THREE OF THE FATES to help and support her. Obsessed with the way that Apollo sends snakes to feed his baby honey straight from their fangs because Evadne abandons their son out of straight primal fear when her stepfather finds her and how the description of that honey is 'sweet venom' [ἰός] of the bees and is DEFINITELY a poetic pair/pun with [ἴον] aka violets and that every single thing about this relationship, conception and birth is a complete and utter fairytale down to Evadne's insanely overprotective stepfather having an immediate change of heart when he learned Evadne's child was an actual, legitimate Son of Apollo and the babe, after being cared for by his dad's honey-fanged snake buddies, was found perfectly healthy five days later swaddled in a blanket of violets (y'know the flowers so strongly associated with Aphrodite that they were used for lo-) and they called him Iamus aka Boy of the Violets which is AAAAAARRRR I AM GNAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE

Iamus was made of love. Everything about him was surrounded by deep and profound love and like, let's not even talk about his whole Thing of when he came of age and was like "I need to find out what my purpose is" and he literally had a Disney Protagonist moment where he ran out into the wilds and was like "Father!! Grandfather!! Tell me what I'm supposed to doooo!!" and then APOLLO FUCKING ANSWERED AND LED HIM TO ONE HIS TEMPLES ENTIRELY BY TALKING WITH IAMUS AND LETTING HIM FOLLOW HIS VOICE FOR THE WHOLE JOURNEY LIKE -

What do y'all know about the kind of SSS tier romantic escapades Apollo had fr?

[ciderjacks]

I very firmly believe that Chilchuck was the responsible “mom” parent™️. Like everything we know about his wife, plus how Fler and Patty act (probably more similar to his wife, especially Fler. Patti seems very middle ground - both very spontaneous and fly by the seat of their pants) vs Mei (who we know the most similar to him - the only really responsible one)

May be why he’s so grumpy too

[ashusee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOPHIA FROM PERSONA 5 STRIKERS NO ONE CARES AS MUCH AS WE DO WE LOVE YOU AND YOU DESERVE THE WORLD SOB FOREHEAD SMOOCH DAUGHTER

Collab with my beloved @kwoomochi who did an awesome job colouring and layout details I want you

[sillylittleguyinatrenchcoat]

IN HONOUR OF CAT DROPPING here’s a compilation of some old kazui memes bc i’m too lazy to make more <3 i love one man!!!!