#but now i have some time so BACK TO THE SCOOBY TIME
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I just gotta know...how do the ancients keep making yn come with them to face the beasts after going through BS with them. Do they have a super secret plan Z bribe? Like a bribe y/n can never resist and that's how they keep doing it? The snack to y/n's Scooby-Doo? Lmao!
Like now I can't help but imagine the cookies know about a treat y/n adores so much and they usually just give y/n the treat but since the cookies on both good and evil sides know y/n loves it so much and want y/n happy, they all made like a secret agreement to never use it as a bribe to bribe y/n because of it being so tempting to y/n...it's practically cheating using it. So they only do it in the most dire/desperate situations...
Ancient: come on y/n, you have to come with me/us to face [beast]
Y/n: NO! you can't make me! They are too scary and powerful and I already had my fill of them!
*after multiple different attempts to get them to come...*
Ancient: then you left me with no choice
*they go off...and then come back with the bribe.*
Y/n: wait...wait is that-
Ancient: would you do it for a [insert bribe here]
Y/n: OH YES YES YES!!!
or if you wanna add spice...imagine if it's treated very seriously like dead serious but then it's anticlimactic like...I'll use a bag of chips as a place holder for ultimate bribe...like it's a type of treat or object or idk but again gonna use place holder for example:
The ancients, the legendaries, dark enchantress, the beasts...all gather into a secret and hidden location. Each one of them held a key and all inserted it into the various key holes hidden all around the area but close by. With a single nod to time it, they all turn their keys at the exact same time. A thing rises from the ground...and after scanning finger prints...and a verbal satement spoken by the one who claimed they needed the bribe:
Pure vanilla (as an example): I, pure vanilla, have tried everything to get y/n to do what we really needed them to do...but all else failed...this is the final option and I choose to use it. I once again swear on the secret order of the y/n bribe that I will only use this bribe in dire circumstances and never use it to selfishly against our precious y/n. May y/n live happily!
(Or do some declaration along those lines lol!)
...it opens...and out rises a single bag of chips...which the cookie takes. The others nod then head off. .
(Just a secret society of the ultimate y/n bribe Lol!)
Instead of a bag of chips...
One million Rainbow Cubes is very much enough to bribe you on going back to Beast-Yeast.
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run x reader#cookie run x you#crk x reader#cookie run kingdom x reader#cookie run
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