#dating an alcoholic

[firestorm09890]

Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats

[calmparticles]

if (month==10 && day==31){alert("🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃");}

[whaliiwatching]

a rendezvous beyond

and a halfway closeup just bc im rlly happy with how the bg turned out lol

[chaneilkular]

CHANEIL KULAR as Harri Bhavsar Accused (2023) dir. Philip Barantini

[a-ikuoliver]

nothing is as hot as being tipsy and being groped, giggling and telling them not here, not now but too slow to push their hands away from your hips and tits

[spark-river]

Lucifer: But hey, maybe Diavolo's gay. I wouldn't know.

Simeon: You dated him tho?

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: *Pours another glass* Point for you.

[fullcravings]

Red Wine Chocolate Cake

[dreamlandcreations]

Imagine calling Halbrand yours when you get drunk...

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Imagine calling Halbrand yours when you get drunk...

It was Thranduil's fault! He knew you didn't handle alcohol well, and instead of worrying about you when you missed your 100-year meeting, he got all mean and sent three bottles of the strongest wine he could find and his favourite and most trusted servant - not that the spoiled brat would would admit it - and made you drink all of it in one sitting.

As you drank you started to complain to the man watching your suffering.

He surely wanted you dead, surely!

Who needs enemies when you have friends like this?

You finally got an answer when you started to plan what you would do in revenge when you met again, to which your "guard" answered that the prince would love to welcome you next time, exactly 99 years later, if you can be in time, his words.

Halbrand, following your rather loud answering curses, wandered into the room just in time to catch you when you tried to stand and immediately lost balance.

Elrond found you a few moment later with your head in the man's lap as you held on the lying sofa despite your insistence that you could stand just fine.

Your brother didn't miss a moment to tease you, claiming that Thranduil has strange ideas of courting. And you did not notice but Halbrand tensed at the comment, Elrond was watching close though, seeing the relieved exhale too after your reaction of disgust at the idea, claiming that the princeling is like a brother to you.

Elrond pretended to be hurt, and you rolled your eyes and said you were just friends. To which came the quick response that you seem to have too many friends lately as he eyed Halbrand with a strange look that you missed too.

You broke the silent staring contest when your brain finally caught up. Looking up to Halbrand with a sad smile, reaching up and finding a strand of his hair to curl around your finger to get his attention, you say that he is not a friend. Not like that, because he doesn't trust you with his secrets.

With your mood quickly changing, you cheerfully continue your conversation with the servant as slowly sit up you drink the remaining wine, telling him that you will go wherever you want, whenever you want but if his prince insist on being mean, you will just spend time with your king. Making Halbrand's heart skip a few beats, not just with your comment but the following deliberately exaggerated kiss on his cheek before you are turning to bicker with your brother once more.

• next part •

[its-hai-time]

I accidentally deleted the prompt but for the person who requested polyships my absolute definitive aa polyship is in fact lanamiego.

[eddies-silly-art-gallery]

Pots n’ Picks Week

Day 1: Breakfast/Picnic

Just two guys cuddling. Don’t mind the mimic, it just found a new home, I’m sure it won’t be a problem later.

Probably just going to do this and day 5 bc I’m sadly kinda busy this week.

Might do the rest of the prompts later, tho.

[vxsellie]

⌗ GOING PUBLIC ! ꒰ chap vi ꒱

synopsis. following the (shockingly successful) release of your band’s very first album, you somehow managed to completely forget about the importance in privacy. a drunken mistake it was to have made out with a rivaling band member. that’s all it was, a mistake. but, of course, the world deems it otherwise — hypothesizing about your guys�� deep rooted relationship. your fans come together, begging and pleading for more content with the two vocalists. in the end, they get what they want.

notes. okay so yes i agree w everyone saying yn is in the wrong because She Is! but its needed for the plot (aka fake dating & enemies to lovers)

warnings. excessive cussing, miscommunication, etc

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taglist. @luvsturniolo @kasqnxx @xlovla @boobdrug @elliessweetheart @autisticintr0vert @abbys-muscles @smelliebellie6 @twopeoplee

[tea-cat-arts]

The donghua adding in that Lan Wangji was waiting for Wei Wuxian to come back from the dead low key makes him look like an insane person, but it's fun to combine with the book lore of "He spent 13 years grieving" and turn into some maladaptive coping mechanism like-

"Lwj flipped back and forth between full confidence that wwx would come back and crushing despair over wwx just being dead. He collected alcohol for wwx to gift on return, but the only thing stopping lwj from just consuming it himself and getting alcohol poisoning was that he had to stay together enough to raise their son. Lwj incorporated wwx's ideologies and inventions into the Lan students teachings and worked tirelessly to make the world a better place, but could never simply enjoy the results as he was still waiting for the one he wants to show it off too (even if he's kept up at night knowing wwx will probably never see any of it). His hope that wwx could come back only made their time apart hurt more and made it so he was unable to move on"

[iero]

I'm five years sober today! FIVE! If anyone cares! :)

[emeraldoodles]

Animals

Reigen by the end of the night: "I'm going to climb this man like a tree"

Serizawa by the end of the night: "I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean"

I've had this idea for months and I am so glad this prompt got me to make a comic out of it. I LOVE rabbit Serizawa, he's so cute and a nervous wreck. Also, Bishi Serizawa was an absolute treasure to draw!

I just want to draw these dorks having fun, laughing the night away, even if tomorrow they wake up sick af.

[qualek]

Ace Attorney requests! How about AA4 Phoenix going for groceries with lil' Trucy? Or comforting her crying? Maybe Edgeworth driving home a tired and drunken Nick? Drunken kiss? 👀🌷

I was asked beanix and i shall deliver beanix B)

he is my sun and i am icarus i will draw him until everyone else is tired of it and someone hires a hitman to kill me idk i never saw the movie