#dash: puck.

[zachwilde]

Alrighttt. I maybe have the award up on my wall so that I can see it at all times. But I don't know, man. I kind of just want to push myself to be even better. So these awards are just hopefully the beginning for me, you know?

Yeah, especially with my show being about mental illness, it's something I wanted to tread very carefully. I know I've heard a couple of stories of people being traumatized as children because there weren't proper trigger warnings. You surf? That's really cool, actually. I've tried a few times. I was able to catch a couple of waves, but I wasn't really good at it. I'm sure whatever you do looks good, actually. Especially surfing, though.

Dude, you're like way too modest about this. The fact that something you created has won wards A YOUTUBE CREATOR AWARD no less, is fucking sick and I'm gonna need you to be 100% more hype about this than you are.

Oh, dope, that's awesome. I like this whole trigger warning shit, back when i was a kid they didn't do that shit for everything, just for sex and violence. You gotta get the right contract probably idk how that shit works but that'll probably take time but the world's crazy and folks are blowing up for nothing all the time so you never know. I work mostly, but if I'm not doing that and I'm not running after my kid or my brother then I don't know. I work out most days, find it peaceful and I surf, for the same reason. I've done a tik tok dance or two with my kid, I date a little. Doesn't sound interesting but I make it look cool as hell.

[bloodyarn]

❝  I  am  busy  comforting  Gale.  He  is  heartbroken.  Nobody  deserves  to  be  cheated  on. ❞       She  hasn't  even  visited  him  today.  What  is  that  girl  yapping  about    ?

[swarmcall]

what flavor is your soul?

   rosemary

 ▌ ah,  the  old  soul,        nice  to  meet  again.  the  time  of  ages  is  etched  into  your  bones,  you  see  clearly.  you've  watched  the  heartache  in  this  realm  and  sworn  to  solve  it.  but  kindness  without  limits  is  self  destruction.  oh  little  leaf,  strong  and  wise,  you  seek  to  bring  peace  with  your  presence.  I'd  be  wrong  to  say  you  fail  at  this  effort,  but  you  mustn't  set  yourself  on  fire  to  keep  others  warm.  you  wish  to  please  everyone,  to  protect  them  all.  but  if  you  shield  the  saplings  from  the  sunlight  they  will  never  grow,  and  you  one  day  will  wither.  protect  yourself  too.  you  know  there  are  no  happy  heroes,  so  don't  be  one.  be  a  friend.  your  loved  ones  will  not  forsake  you  for  not  being  perseus  slaying  all  their  demons.  you  have  your  own  monsters,  why  not  meet  them  first  before  you  conquer  anyone  else's  nightmares.  oh  true-hearted  paladin  you  are  brave,  and  you  are  good  enough.  you  know  that  right?  be  true  to  yourself,  one  cannot  do  anything  saintly  if  they  did  not  tend  to  their  own  wounds  first.

tagged by: @gemshroud (makes out with you in the comments) tagging: you :>

[kurtpsu]

I don't know about family friendly, but I'll buy you a drink if you have a night to spare.

It's August first, which means it's day one of my birthday, yeah you heard that right. I'm spending the next nine days. So as your birthday gift to me, leave your suggestions for what shit I should do for the next eight days. Maybe make a few of them family friendly, so my kid can come.

[ymirgel]

❝ both of ye are utterly, unattractively vain. ❞

[halfdeadsacrifice]

...

vayu muttering under his breath "I must not strangle puck in his sleep. strangling puck is the iago-killer. strangling puck is the little murder that brings total oblivion..."

[accultant]

EVERYONE SCATTER!!!

[danitm]

i have... well, neither, but i know where you can get access to both. if you can promise me you'll be chill about it, i'll put in a good word for you and hook you up.

It's kinda fucked up we don't have more indoor pools around here. How am I supposed to get my MILF on when I got no pools to clean? If anyone's got a hot mom and an indoor pool, have 'em hit me up. I have a good deal running for hotties only.

[wmufranniefabray]

+ puck

I think there is. He has tons of songs. There might even be enough to do it twice if you leave out the weird ass letters. I don't really know Taylor Swift like that, but I know she's got hella songs. You might be in trouble with like, X and Z, though. She got any songs that start with those? @wmupuck

If I had the internet or even any kind of signal, I would absolutely have a quick google to see, because at the moment nothing is coming to mind. How about Drake? Does he have songs with X and Z?

[sleetkissed]

@zalimbane

    ❝ Someone  is  getting  so,  so  brave  right  now,  hm   ? ❞

[marketable-puckshie]

Can we all collectively stop drawing ogres with muscle-strapped bodies for a lil while? Genuinely where are my giant, 10 ft tall, chunky and actually not conventionally attractive ogres at??? Cowards actually I can't believe I have to do all the work around here.

[zachwilde]

I'm looking forward to it, man. Puck.. I have the feeling you're trying to set me up with someone. You sneak. Is this you meddling, or are you saying someone's interested?

I'll take a whole page outta one of these six notebooks just to show you the raw talent I've got with a pen and paper. Dope, as a young, attractive single man, do you like going on dates with other young attractive single men?

[silvertiefling]

"Kitten, daddy just got fucking rickrolled by the radio at work."

UNPROMPTED // @bloodtwin

"PUCK. DARLIN'. DEAREST. DARKNESS OF MY LIFE or whatever the sayin' is.... shall we get your head checked? I think it's that time of the month. The one where you need to go to a healer - "

[fleshcarverfugitive]

𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐲 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐞!

"The blood-?? Puck, do you mean the blood?!"

"Why is my gift bleeding????"

[ @bloodtwin(?) ] [ @murderreign you scoundrel ]

[bloodyarn]

Seeing Babsi's two crushes babbling about stuff to each other makes me sigh happily.

Look at them go!

So peaceful :)