#dash: puck.

[larsnicklas]

ELIAS PETTERSSON ✧ 240305 I got a good puck from Högs, and then I saw I had a lot of time, so I was thinking of shooting it, but Doughty I think it was, was standing still, so I tried to go around and shoot it. I missed my shot, but luckily there was no goalie in the net, so.

[wmufranniefabray]

+ puck

I think there is. He has tons of songs. There might even be enough to do it twice if you leave out the weird ass letters. I don't really know Taylor Swift like that, but I know she's got hella songs. You might be in trouble with like, X and Z, though. She got any songs that start with those? @wmupuck

If I had the internet or even any kind of signal, I would absolutely have a quick google to see, because at the moment nothing is coming to mind. How about Drake? Does he have songs with X and Z?

[bloodtwin]

i would reblog more n.sfw memes if it weren't for the fact that it would out ME as the real loser virgin this whole time.

[marketable-puckshie]

Can we all collectively stop drawing ogres with muscle-strapped bodies for a lil while? Genuinely where are my giant, 10 ft tall, chunky and actually not conventionally attractive ogres at??? Cowards actually I can't believe I have to do all the work around here.

[bloodyarn]

Seeing Babsi's two crushes babbling about stuff to each other makes me sigh happily.

Look at them go!

So peaceful :)

[accultant]

I'm going to have to start cockblocking again aren't I.....

[gctchell]

GOLLY GEEZ LOUISE-

[nylwnder]

literally me right now

[samevans-wmu]

@wmupuck Bro, I need one of those popcorn buckets...for science.

What kinda science experiment you got in mind .... ?

[askthingone]

WHO. madison mccarthy and noah puckerman @askpck WHERE. sebastian smythe's 21st birthday.

every time madison was able to chase down a member of the staff holding a tray with small bite sized food on it, it seemed she just missed the last piece. and madison had made the horrible mistake of not eating anything before she began drinking. she wasn't deep into her second drink, but she could feel the hunger rocking her as well as the impending buzz.

finally making it to a tray with little mozzarella and tomato balls on a tooth pick, madison took four without thinking. "i'm a twin." she explained, as if that was enough information. and in her brain it was, maybe she was bringing back these for mason! she wasn't of course. instead she moved into a discrete corner and quickly cleared two of the four tooth picks. she was about to shove the third one into her mouth when she spotted puck a few feet away. and shamefully she said "don't tell coach sue, we're not supposed to have dairy." she finished chewing and paused on eating the last one as she tried to start a conversation. "are you having a good night? no milfs for you to leave with, unfortunately."

[talkwithblaine]

talkwithpuckerman: Sasquatch just seems like the better option. Like you'd have to buy all of your clothes custom which would cost you a fortune probably

Yes, exactly! There are just so many downsides to that option.

[morgan-weston]

puckhq replied to your question: "pick five people to go on an excursion with you. who would you pick..." Imma let this slide 'cause you, me and Eva probably shouldn't be around other people like that.

PRIVATE:

Exactly, man. If the question read "pick two people to go on a sex excursion with", it'd be different.

[sammyevanshq]

@npuckhq so you're saying i'm not hot.

nah man, you're a good looking dude. i'd hook up with you.

[prismaticmuses]

"... So. You gonna tell us what's going on, or do we just get to sit here and wait for you to get randomly kidnapped again?"

Puck grimaced and, even though he could see again, turned his eyes away. "Like I said, long story."

Night shrugged. "I mean, we're here now. You know I'm just gonna keep bugging you until you tell me."

Finally, Puck turned to look at Night with a pitying smile. "Aww, you care about me~. That's so sweet~. Have I ever told you your ears are really cute?"

Night flushed and growled, "Stop changing the subject! Why the fuck were you getting kidnapped?!"

"Uuuugh," Puck threw his head back and slid down in his seat exasperatedly. "Fiiiiine. I'll try to stick to the relevant shit. So, obviously, you know I'm from Fae, right? I honestly don't remember if I told you or Sunil any of this. I probably did at some point. Maybe. ... The point is, I fucking hated it there. Wait, first, probably pretty important- did I mention that I used to be the Prince of Fae? I guess, Prince Regent? What do you call someone who was a ward of the Queen?"

"I don't know, but Prince sounds pretty close. Holy shit, you're royalty?! No wonder you're such a prick sometimes."

Puck grinned. "I'll take that as a compliment. But seriously, though, I felt like one of those fairy-tale princesses stuck in their towers. That was pretty much my life for a looong time. I was like, Titania's fucking prized possession. She couldn't have kids- supposedly- and so I guess she... adopted me? I was really fucking young, I don't actually remember anything about my life before Fae.

"Regardless, she was a bitch to me, fucking took my fucking eyes outta my head when I was like eight or some shit to 'teach me a lesson' and 'be an example to others' because I did one stupid thing for the King. It was a fucking prank, dude. Note to whoever it concerns: Do not fuck around with a powerful-ass woman who can literally have you executed for whatever the fuck she feels like.

"Aaaanyway. I was only allowed outside the castle if I had an escort. Like a fucking dog on a leash. I came with my only friend at the time, Koko Yukon-"

"Wait, like the hotel lady?"

"-Right, that was kinda the reason for the trip. She wanted- I mean, her dad was in charge- 'In Charge,'" he emphasized with air-quotes, "at the time, but they were hoping to expand out of Fae and whatever, blah blah blah, I came to Apricus with Koko, and we made a plan together to fake my disappearance and/or death so I could live free here in Apricus, away from all the shit back at the castle."

"Long story short-?"

"Too late. So anyway, I get to Apricus, meet up with some shady-ass dude in some underground place, he offers me a deal that would make it so I never existed. I did it to start fresh, right?" Puck's face fell again and he looked down at his feet. "... The worst of it was... Koko. I tried to talk to her at the Hotel's Grand Opening in Apricus, and... she didn't know me. It hurt. A lot more than I thought it would...."

"Regardless," Puck shook his head, "most everyone did forget me who had known me from Fae. But I always had this gut feeling that Titania wouldn't forget that easily. Now, I don't know if she completely remembers who I am.... I don't think she does, otherwise I would've probably been kidnapped way before now. But she knows someone is missing that she 'owns' and wants it back. ... Does that answer your questions?"

Night frowned. "... Not completely.... How the hell did you find someone who could literally erase you from history?! Like, that's fucking wild. Was that his Awakened Power?"

Puck shrugged. "I don't know, maybe? He gave me a coin that I can't get rid of...." He pulled the coin out of his coat pocket and turned it over in his fingers to catch the light. "But yeah, that's my story."

"... Well that sucks."

"Yup. It really fucking does...."

[bloodyarn]

❝ I'm engaged . . . ? ❞   Her mother will be so proud.

[accultant]

"I'll have to start wearing a name tag at this rate... You wouldn't think so much could go wrong, my name is four letters. Very simple."

"Regardless of whatever name I've been unfortunately stuck with today, the least one could do is stay close enough for me to eavesdrop."

( They are about 89.7% sure of what is going on. But, admittedly, it's funnier to watch Tryck waltz closer to his untimely demise while Puck pulls more and more improbable weapons out of his boots. It probably wouldn't get too out of hand. Probably. )