#puck.

[puckitupbro]

halle (pictured) is currently writing this as I am currently twirling on the ice (my words not his). co cap to the washington capitals. some may say I’m a double cap (get it?). old as dirt and it shows! come have a chat: totallywiicked

[toptabled]

“why don’t you come closer?” ( ollie & puck ? )

no matter how much oberon lectured his dearly infatuated on the perils of getting too involved with humans, in finding them interesting and not beneath them, puck just couldn't help themselves. not when they were as intoxicating as this one was - he was no lysander or hermia, no nick bottom, he was something less to toy with and more to admire. the party's full of lysander and hermias, people posing as what she is, in their glitz and glamour and overindulging themselves.. maybe they are closer to the fae than puck's own would like to admit.

she'd latched onto this boy when first she caught scent of him, first sensed something cruel and unusual in his aura - it was enough to make her salivate, the jester trying to catch glimpses of his thoughts where she could, trying to understand what it was that made him ooze this energy, but the mystery was part of the attraction. they'd danced in circles around him, talking long into the night, unable to drag herself back to the land of the fae.. he was mouthwatering.

now, his words pulling them from thinking about him kneeling at her feet, puck casts a look at him, having heard him easily despite the thrum of the busy party and the bodies around them. she'd kept him at arms length; oberon could always smell humans on her when she'd been naughty, but who could blame her? her teeth catch the light as she smiles, trying (not very hard) to keep desire from dripping from her words, "why don't you?" is the fae's retort as another human brushes past, double taking the minute their skin makes contact, but unlike the others, she doesn't entertain their leaning in for a kiss and pushes them on their way, eyes not leaving ollie's, not even as she appears suddenly in his space, impossibly fast in closing it between them, "does this suit you, oliver? close enough?" it takes a moment, but she reaches out, projects her voice around them without having to move her lips, is this close enough? @ourpretender

[breakingjustxn]

well i mean, not wrong // credits: @screamingemonight on Instagram

[moomoorare]

I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

[heartcoric]

these stupid old men

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!

Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[citruspeterquince]

Parallel play but we’re masturbating next to each other and getting turned on by each other’s sounds

[zachwilde]

Alrighttt. I maybe have the award up on my wall so that I can see it at all times. But I don't know, man. I kind of just want to push myself to be even better. So these awards are just hopefully the beginning for me, you know?

Yeah, especially with my show being about mental illness, it's something I wanted to tread very carefully. I know I've heard a couple of stories of people being traumatized as children because there weren't proper trigger warnings. You surf? That's really cool, actually. I've tried a few times. I was able to catch a couple of waves, but I wasn't really good at it. I'm sure whatever you do looks good, actually. Especially surfing, though.

Dude, you're like way too modest about this. The fact that something you created has won wards A YOUTUBE CREATOR AWARD no less, is fucking sick and I'm gonna need you to be 100% more hype about this than you are.

Oh, dope, that's awesome. I like this whole trigger warning shit, back when i was a kid they didn't do that shit for everything, just for sex and violence. You gotta get the right contract probably idk how that shit works but that'll probably take time but the world's crazy and folks are blowing up for nothing all the time so you never know. I work mostly, but if I'm not doing that and I'm not running after my kid or my brother then I don't know. I work out most days, find it peaceful and I surf, for the same reason. I've done a tik tok dance or two with my kid, I date a little. Doesn't sound interesting but I make it look cool as hell.

[colinarcartperson]

was doing some doodles and this came out

[g-cedillo]

[kurtpsu]

I don't know about family friendly, but I'll buy you a drink if you have a night to spare.

It's August first, which means it's day one of my birthday, yeah you heard that right. I'm spending the next nine days. So as your birthday gift to me, leave your suggestions for what shit I should do for the next eight days. Maybe make a few of them family friendly, so my kid can come.

[teaboot]

Wait you had autism and still got along with the other kids and knew what was going on with them?? I was never able to do that! I still chose to do my own thing but would have been unable to answer those questions.

I mean I didn't really WANNA make friends for a super long time so it didn't really matter? And if anyone was outright mean I don't think I noticed till like 6th grade.

After 6th a few other kids liked to throw or kick things at my face or steal my art supplies or give me mean nicknames- I remember almost all the boys in my class one year started a thing where if I got within 4 feet of them they'd yell "[tea] GERMS!" and make a dramatic mad-dash escape, and that was kinda hurtful, but IDK how long that was a thing??

Anyhow I started asking them if they had a crush on me or if they were just stupid, and when they asked what I meant I'd just be like "well there's two reasons boys act stupid around girls. Either you have a crush on me, or you're just always this stupid"

And that invariably led to them yelling "I'm stupid, I'm stupid!" or telling me, "I'd rather say I'm stupid than say I like you!"

Which might have been hurtful if I wasn't growing into a mild superiority complex that assured me I was smarter than them, and nicer than them, and there was really no need to desire the approval of stupid, mean people.

(This was, of course, backed up by the fact that my father was one of those mean, stupid sorts of people, and I fully beleived if I could handle him, I could handle anyone my size, and so what if you dont like me? My own dad doesnt like me, am i supposed to value your opinion?)

Then by highschool I got hot, and if one of them started chatting me up I'd just be like "You wrote in my yearbook in 2002 that I was a huge loser. Why would I want to hang out with you"

And by THEN I'd met enough genuinely fun, interesting people who actually liked me that I was never around anyone who openly disliked me anyways.

Not until I started to realize I wasn't 100% a girl and cut my hair off- Then I started hearing other girls whispering to each other that I looked like a lesbian- gasp- which, again, was actually pretty funny, 'cause then I'd just tell them not to get their hopes up 'cause I wasn't available.

Then I graduated, and moved, and it turns out I'm actually kind of hot funny smart and successful, and whenever I fall into the deep deep pit of dumb ugly stupid imposter-syndrome, I remember that as mean as other kids were sometimes, their parents thought I was the best.

So anyways get fucked Gabe from ninth grade, your mom used to give me candy and bail me out of detention. I had the biggest fucking crush on your mom dude

[noyver]

Watch you go - The Story So Far

[rocketbirdie]

i can't believe your tits are one polygon

[heartcoric]

now see them happy