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A future contender to the Darwin Awards
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We need to go back to social Darwinism. Take off the warning labels. Let the idiots kill themselves and stand as warning to the rest. Let the lemmings walk off the ledge instead of having dumber lemmings.
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All I know is I want to be a fly on the wall when they tell her she's obliged to hijab, and she insists she's not a woman.
[ She had a mastectomy and took testosterone to be "non-binary," aka "trans lite." ]
It was a mistake to destigmatize mental illness.
#Blaire White#completely delusional#nonbinary#quran#islam#stupid people#Darwin awards#religion is a mental illness
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#gif#movie#90s movies#cruel jaws#bruno mattei#shark#explosion#sea#darwin awards#90s aesthetic#90s#hysteria
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#just azure things#just azzy things#wicked bitch of the midwest#what the hell is wrong with you#you got some wicked tastes girl#dankmark#dank#youtube#play stupid games#win stupid prizes#darwin awards#darwin award contender 2024#Youtube
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T/W gun violence & extreme stupidity
Ah yes, yet another “previously responsible gun owner” (not to be confused with the “previously law abiding gun owner”)
NRA/Republican logic: “This wouldn’t happen if more irresponsible good guys™ had guns”
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Rest in piss bozo
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Darwin Award winner of the week:
Germany: Protester glued his hand to the road. Very strong glue. Very big idiot. Instead of ripping his hand off the road, the police cut out a piece of the road out and released him with his hand still stuck to the pavement. Let him deal with it!
#Germany#protesting#protesters#darwin awards#left wing protesters#climate change#secular-jew#idiots#dumb ass#dumb as fuck#dumb as hell#secularjew#secular jew#blocking traffic#traffic life#street protest
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Current mood...🤬
#not really#it feels good#i wouldn't do it but thinking about it...#darwin awards#can't fix stupid#a second of fun
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Sometimes my hands don't work and I couldn't get the package open. So I ripped it apart, the frozen hot pocket flew out, and punched me in the chin.
Darwin awards, here I come.
#i fall up the stairs#i choke on my own spit#i trip over the cracks in a linoleum floor#i even cut myself with gum before#darwin awards
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not to bring back oceangate sub discourse but at some point we need to hold people accountable for their actions. because it’s no way you walked into that shoebox of a submarine and saw a nigga navigating with a gamecube controller and went through with it. i’m sorry. but at that point it’s on you. it’s pissing me off all over again
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My science teacher said not long before this stuff hit the fan, that there was something called Darwin Awards.; and they’re given to the people who die the most dumbest deaths
I don’t know nor do care to find out if that’s a real thing, but I’m glad to hear that those billionaires are gonna get something out of this experience! 😄😄
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@mellowwolflady the Darwin awards are back
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#Instagram#wpgpoliceofficial#thank you#dinikdinoo#witness appropriate#witness app#please and police#㏒#shit from shinola#darwin awards
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