#darwin awards

[victusinveritas]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[viejospellejos]

Ya entran las primeras candidaturas a Premio Darwin 2025:

[doubtspirit]

A future contender to the Darwin Awards

[dosesofcommonsense]

We need to go back to social Darwinism. Take off the warning labels. Let the idiots kill themselves and stand as warning to the rest. Let the lemmings walk off the ledge instead of having dumber lemmings.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

All I know is I want to be a fly on the wall when they tell her she's obliged to hijab, and she insists she's not a woman.

[ She had a mastectomy and took testosterone to be "non-binary," aka "trans lite." ]

It was a mistake to destigmatize mental illness.

[yoan-le-grall]

[odinsblog]

T/W gun violence & extreme stupidity

Ah yes, yet another “previously responsible gun owner” (not to be confused with the “previously law abiding gun owner”)

NRA/Republican logic: “This wouldn’t happen if more irresponsible good guys™ had guns”

[thedman0310]

Rest in piss bozo

[victusinveritas]

(Wayne Register 1885)

You'd think the arsenic in Paris green would be cancelled out by all the lead...but you'd be wrong. RIP to a real one.

[secular-jew]

Darwin Award winner of the week:

Germany: Protester glued his hand to the road. Very strong glue. Very big idiot. Instead of ripping his hand off the road, the police cut out a piece of the road out and released him with his hand still stuck to the pavement. Let him deal with it!

[trexalicious]

Current mood...🤬

[groverarms]

Sometimes my hands don't work and I couldn't get the package open. So I ripped it apart, the frozen hot pocket flew out, and punched me in the chin.

Darwin awards, here I come.

[platinum-iridium]

not to bring back oceangate sub discourse but at some point we need to hold people accountable for their actions. because it’s no way you walked into that shoebox of a submarine and saw a nigga navigating with a gamecube controller and went through with it. i’m sorry. but at that point it’s on you. it’s pissing me off all over again

[exammole]

My science teacher said not long before this stuff hit the fan, that there was something called Darwin Awards.; and they’re given to the people who die the most dumbest deaths

I don’t know nor do care to find out if that’s a real thing, but I’m glad to hear that those billionaires are gonna get something out of this experience! 😄😄