#tesla fail

[thedman0310]

Rest in piss bozo

[my-evil-moisture-buddy]

Big congrats to Tesla for inventing Stainful Steel for their cybertrucks

[viejospellejos]

El Tesla dio marcha atrás para mirar de nuevo 🤣

[theabstruseone]

Okay...okay...so...sososo...you know how Twitter finally made good on revoking all the verified accounts from people who weren't paying the $8/mo asshole tax?

NO!

NO, THEY DIDN'T!

There's no way to automatically remove the verified flag on all the accounts, they would have to have gone account-by-account to remove them individually.

So instead...THEY JUST HID THE CHECKMARK ICON!!

You can still see if an account is legacy verified by putting in the search filter:

filter:verified from:@namehere

Anyone with a legitimate verified account you search for will show up. Anyone with a this-mfer-paid-for-Twitter account won't.

[mr-rogers-blood-stained-sweater]

I wanted to see if there were any statistics comparing severity of the injuries from the crashes as well but i suppose being the most dangerous brand of vehicle on the road sort of encompasses having life threatening accidents as well.

[secret-plantcest-sideblog]

Anyway I feel like it kinda gets glossed over that Knives was a child when he caused the big fall and idk I think that's kind of important because he's lived with that for over 100 years and just like Vash has lived with knowing the people he loves and fights for don't see him or his kind as anything more than a tool at best or a monster at worst, Knives has most definitely lived with knowing he's the leading reason why this system has remained in place

[b0tsbby]

Ugh, I hate that Knives is such a puzzle to me because how do I communicate that I, genuinely do think he did *All* that for Vash but simultaneously and subconsciously for himself and that, he had a pretty fair argument except his methods were off the rails and everything started from a place of fear, concern for a brother, a desperate sense of control but then he just…lost it.

[ourhouseishaunted]

70% of my trigun thoughts are abt how plants (independent and dependant) work and what they symbolize and their relationships with other characters and the world and stuff and the implications of independent plants coming with the earth forces and what it says about how earth has progressed since SEEDS left the planet, 20% of my thoughts are "hope those guys (meryl milly vash livio ww knives) are having fun" and 10% is rotating trimax Rem Saverem around in my head at all times

[welele]

Funciona PERFECTAMENTE el nuevo Tesla 🙈 pic.twitter.com/vlHVd7EXzA

— Foro Coches (@forocoches) May 3, 2024

[harlowthetrashcanpan]

The jokes really do write themselves at this point eh

[galerymod]

Then they're sure to like it too .

3,000 dollar tent for Cybertruck causes little enthusiasm

The Basecamp attachment looks completely different to the originally advertised design, and the ‘tent mode’ in the instructions doesn't even exist yet.

Our recommendation: sewing it yourself is cheaper.

Or...... old concept.

Why is the Cybertruck not authorised in Germany?

According to a TÜV expert, Tesla's Cybertruck would not be authorised in Germany. Occupants are therefore not safe in the electric pick-up - ‘even airbags won't help’

Why does the Cybertruck rust?

Causes of rust formation on the Cybertruck

One theory is that so-called ‘rail dust’, metallic particles that get onto the vehicle during transport by train and later start to rust, could be responsible for the rust spots.

Yes, of course my Audi also came by train, but this rail-dust probably doesn't exist here as it's complete rubbish.

Please investigate scientifically why other car manufacturers have totally solved the problem.

Since mid-April, Greek ferries no longer take electric cars with a battery that is too full. That must be because of the weight, right?

Question: Belongs to Elon Musk - letter X can only be used for a fee?

The Financial Times has reported that @xAI is seeking investment of up to $6bn at a valuation of $20bn. Note: Elon has basically denied the numerous recent reports that xAI is raising money.

Tesla the inventor was a genius, the Tesla brand is just the toy of a hasardeur with a maker myth.

Everything he does is as sustainable as trying to put out a big fire with a bucket.

It's all about generating money, that's ok, but he's not the man for a new utopia. He's just the man who can make money from the future.

mod

When a man's ego is so big that everyone gives him money because he makes even more money out of it. It's probably just greed.... At some point, he does charity work to improve his image. So this is a mafia boss taking care of the children of the lawyer he killed. A complete joke. I love it when they think they are benefactors of mankind, first driving up grain prices on the commodity exchange and making fat money. While the world food organisation can't help people because of the high costs. But then they open a poor kitchen in Chicago. The example can be applied to anything and is called exploitation.

[davidaugust]

Rust is an over-the-air update. 😝

[worldwright]

SO OK I'm having Predictions after reading @twiggytigs post here (sorry idk how to just. make words be a link on mobile TwT):

Tesla is the first plant that Knives absorbed this time??? ok ok ok ok. And she's still alive this go-around. And Knives is borrowing her power just like with the Ark in trimax.

There seems to be more of a focus shift from Dependent to Independent plants in tristamp Knives -- this may change in later seasons but his goal to make the Dependents into Independents reads like he's also buying into the out-of-tank supremacy thing. But that means that instead of the Dependents' change of heart being what stops him to perhaps Tesla's change of heart? That's a BIG if, considering what she went through. But if she's still alive and conscious this time, I feel like she has a part to play down the road.

[garthnadermemestash]

Still remarkable achievement elon musk can’t do.

[cinghialefedele]

I keep thinking abt "u have nice fuckin teeth, i like a man with teeth" and absolutely giggling myself into tears all over again that's it, that's my blog, tesla fucking loves Nnoitra's teeth

[megmelodia]

The only car that makes me say “ew” out loud when I see it on the street. I’m pretty sure the only people that like these things are the ones driving them