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ab4eva · 1 year ago
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I dunno if I'm allowed to submit a second idea, but: I've seen in videos that Austin Butler felt haunted by Elvis Presley sometimes. Maybe write a little drabble where Elvis and Austin interact briefly? Again, if this isn't something you like, lemme know, please and thank you. 😊😊
Hi again! Thanks for this request for my 1k celebration! I wasn’t sure how to write this one, but then inspiration struck. I hope you like it ☺️
I’m still working on my last few requests, so thanks for the patience y’all! 🩷
Little ghosty blurb with Elvis Presley and Austin Butler
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Las Vegas, 2019
Austin Butler found himself in Las Vegas on a hot summer day, sweating through his clothes as he walked up Las Vegas Boulevard, a far cry from what it used to be in its heyday. Practically all of the old hotels were gone, blasted and imploded to make way for bigger and newer mega resorts.
Researching his role for Baz Lurhmann’s Elvis biopic, Austin wanted to walk the same streets Elvis once had, to be in the city that he had immortalized and solidified into something more than just a place to gamble. Elvis had helped build Las Vegas into what it is today, while Las Vegas had paid him back by wearing him down.
Austin hadn’t gone full Elvis today, but he had wanted to dress in a subtle nod to the King, really get into the headspace. His now-dark hair was gently mussed and he wore slightly flared black pants and a 70s-patterned shirt, collar unbuttoned halfway. The streets were busy and he had to admit it was a little startling to see Elvis impersonators pass by every few feet. The first time it happened he didn’t think anything of it…
“Hey man, is that my shirt?” one startled, glittered jumpsuit Elvis asked as he walked by, head turned to look back at Austin over his shoulder. Austin shook his head and chuckled to himself as he kept walking.
“My boy, my boy,” the next one crowed happily when he saw Austin, thumping him on the back in a friendly manner. Ever polite, Austin shook his hand and kept walking. Strange, he’d never met that man but he felt familiar in some way. He eventually reached his destination, the Westgate Resort, formerly the International Hotel where Elvis had spent so much of his time in Las Vegas. He stared up at the bronze statue of the man himself in the lobby, which was eerily empty for this time of year. Lost in his thoughts, Austin jumped as a voice spoke beside him.
“Tell my story, son. Let the world know who I was. What I believed in and who I loved.”
Austin felt a chill tickle his spine as goosebumps peppered his body in the suffocating heat. He turned to look at the man next to him, another Elvis impersonator in a blue jumpsuit, this one was a bit older, a little weary looking. But his blue eyes shone brightly behind his gold shades and his lopsided smile was friendly. Familiar even. The man placed a warm, heavy hand on Austin’s shoulder, squeezing lightly.
“And give my baby girl a hug for me. Tell her I miss her something awful.” Then he lowered his shades, looking a stunned Austin in the eyes, “Go on now, ya hear? Go take care of business.”
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thatgentlewife · 2 months ago
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Hi! I'm an (adult!!) woman who has always identified as a lesbian but has recently realised it isn't right for me. However I really have no experience with... well, anything!! Do you happen to know what kinds of places I would be able to find support on my journey? Secular or traditional are welcome!
Hello! Thank you for opening up and sharing such a significant step in your journey. It’s clear that you’re seeking a life aligned with truth, love, and purpose, and that is such a beautiful thing. You are not alone in this, and there are so many resources and people who can walk alongside you. I’ll do my best to encourage you and point you to some helpful tools and communities for traditional living, faith, and relationships! (I will include Christian and secular resources 🤍)
Types of Christianity: Protestant, Catholic, and Orthodox
Each Christian tradition has unique practices and teachings, but all center on Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. Here’s a quick overview and resources for exploring these branches of faith:
Protestant: This includes many denominations like Baptists, Methodists, and non-denominational churches. They emphasize a personal relationship with Jesus and studying the Bible directly.
• Resource: The book Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis is a wonderful starting point.
• Website: GotQuestions.org provides clear answers to many theological questions.
Catholic: The Catholic Church places a strong emphasis on tradition, sacraments, and the leadership of the Pope.
• Resource: Scott Hahn’s Rome Sweet Home is a beautiful introduction to Catholicism.
• Website: Catholic Answers is a rich resource for understanding the Catholic faith.
Orthodox: Orthodox Christianity emphasizes liturgy, the Church Fathers, and deep spirituality.
• Resource: The Orthodox Way by Kallistos Ware is an excellent introduction.
• Website: Ancient Faith Ministries offers podcasts, articles, and books.
I encourage you to visit different churches and see where God is leading you! ❤️
Romantic Relationships (Christian Based)
Godly relationships reflect His love: they are selfless, patient, kind, and rooted in mutual respect. They encourage growth in faith and prioritize purity and honesty. Ephesians 5:25-33 beautifully describes how love in marriage mirrors Christ’s love for the Church.
From my personal experience, I also once identified as a lesbian and felt confused about love and relationships. It wasn’t until I fully surrendered my heart to God that He gently reshaped my understanding of love. Through prayer and seeking Him, He led me to my now husband. Our marriage is filled with joy and purpose because it’s centered on Christ. God is so faithful, and He will guide you too!
Traditional Living and Homemaking (Christian based)
Living a traditional lifestyle and embracing homemaking can be deeply fulfilling and aligned with God’s design. Here are some resources to guide you:
Books:
• The Life-Giving Home by Sally and Sarah Clarkson: A lovely guide to creating a Christ-centered home.
• The Excellent Wife by Martha Peace: A biblical perspective on being a godly wife.
Content Creators:
• This Lovely Little Farmhouse on Instagram: Practical tips for homemaking and traditional living.
• YouTube channels like Farmlife Outfitters and The Transformed Wife provide inspiration and encouragement.
Websites:
• Homemaking Ministries: Resources for Christian homemakers.
• Proverbs 31 Ministries: Encouragement for living a Christ-centered life.
Traditional Living and Homemaking (Secular)
Books:
• The Little Book of Hygge by Meik Wiking: Focuses on creating a cozy, intentional home life.
• Atomic Habits by James Clear: Helps establish routines and habits that support a balanced lifestyle.
• The Modern Guide to Homemaking by Louise Perkins: A practical guide to homemaking for modern women.
YouTube Channels:
• Darling Desi: A focus on slow living, homemaking, and romanticizing daily routines.
• The Feminine Fancy: Offers content on elegance, femininity, and traditional values in modern contexts.
• Inspired by Nikki: Encourages traditional homemaking and creating a peaceful home
Podcasts:
• Simple Life Project: Discusses homemaking, sustainability, and creating a fulfilling life.
• A Farmish Kind of Life: Explores rural living, homemaking, and self-reliance.
Healthy Traditional Relationships
Books:
• Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus by John Gray: A classic on understanding and improving relationships.
• Boundaries in Dating by Dr. Henry Cloud and Dr. John Townsend: A Christian book with principles that are widely applicable.
• The 5 Love Languages by Gary Chapman: Learn how to give and receive love effectively.
Articles and Blogs:
• The Gottman Institute (gottman.com): Science-based relationship advice and tools for building healthy partnerships.
• ModernMrsDarcy.com: A blog about relationships, homemaking, and personal growth.
YouTube Channels and Influencers:
• Feminine Not Feminist: Discusses relationships, femininity, and
Encouragement and Support
Know that this journey is not about perfection but about drawing closer to God daily. He sees your heart and loves you deeply. Surround yourself with others who will support your faith and values.
• Local Churches: Many offer women’s groups or Bible studies where you can find community and mentorship.
• Podcasts: Journeywomen and Set Apart Girl are wonderful for encouragement.
God has such a beautiful plan for your life, and He will walk with you every step of the way. If you’d like prayer or more guidance, I’m here for you! Wishing you the best in your traditional journey, regardless of your faith 🙏❤️
With love,
Thatgentlewife
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hitchell-mope · 5 months ago
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If they had a proper crossover.
Now I know that one of the Treehouse of Horrors had the Simpsons visit the restaurant. But this is what I think should happen if they did a proper crossover like Simpsorama. Also. Heads up. I’m not a fan of Marge or Lisa so watch out for that.
Linda would probably be one Homer’s new best friend and the Darling of Moe’s tavern. And then have to be physically carried to the car in the morning.
Marge would probably make a lifelong enemy of Bob when she tries to offer up suggestions on how to make the restaurant more family friendly.
Tina meets her match in Bart when she offers to babysit. The experience would either make her stronger or break her completely.
Lisa wouldn’t be able to stop herself from criticising Gene’s music and/or eating habits to the point that Louise threatens her life.
Louise Belcher and Maggie Simpson. Partners in crime. Enough said.
Ned would drive Jimmy Pesto to tears with his unrelenting niceness and religiousness. However. Rod and Todd would get on with Jimmy Junior and the twins oddly well.
Zeke would try and get Nelson (and possibly the other three) to change their ways. To varying levels of success. Ie. Not much.
Frond and Skinner would share horror stories about their students.
Calvin and Burns would have a competition to see who was more evil.
Felix would get into debt with Fat Tony and try to sell Calvin’s kidneys on eBay as Slightly Calcified Faberge Eggs. And wouldn’t be seen again for the rest of the episode.
Waylon and Ron would bond over having bosses who don’t appreciate them.
Patty and Selma would find someone they hate more than Homer in Gayle.
Rudy and Milhouse would bond over their asthma.
Somebody (not Louise) unleashes Milly on the Lovejoy’s. The church is never the same again. Some would say for the better. More would say for the worse.
Gloria and Al get kicked out of the Retirement Castle. Much to Linda’s joy and Bob’s horror. Abraham and Jasper will miss them very much.
Clancy and Bosco end up in physical brawl over how to handle a case
Barney, Lenny, Carl and Teddy also get into a fight. But it’s over who’s a better friend.
LaBonz and Hoover disagree over teaching methods.
Ralph gets lost at Wonder Wharf and is rescued by Mickey.
Big Bob gets into a fight with Apu over business practices. Apu wins. Mostly because of the octuplets and Manjula. But Big Bob gave as good as he got.
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Solar Opposites: The Misadventures of The Solars Episode #3: Foxfight
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The episode starts with the Shlorpians arriving in the Solars’ house.
Shlorpian Randall: Korvo? Terry?! What’s the exciting news you wanted to tell?
Korvo, Terry, Shlorpian Phoebe, Janiz and the kids come in with Korvo holding Lili.
Korvo: Everyone, meet our new baby daughter, Lili.
Shlorpian Janice: H'no, she's so cute, y'know!
Lili: *babbles*
Shlorpian Frankie: Woah. How did that happen?
Korvo: Well to be honest, it is complicated but here she is. Our little Shlorpian bundle of joy.
Shlorpians: Aw. She’s precious. So fucking cute. D’aw, she looks just like her father. Ain’t she a real cutie? So adorable. Hey little sweetie! Coochie choochie coo! Hi baby.
Terry laughs
Terry: Yep. She is such a sweet cutie. *tickles Lili on the belly that made her giggle*
Shlorpian Cooke starts sobbing hysterically
Shlorpian Frankie: *smiles in amusement and laughs* Honey, get it together.
Lili: *cooing*
Korvo: *laughs* They like you, Lili.
Lili: *babbles*
The Pupa then smiles at his baby sister and falls in love with her.
Pupa: Sissy!
Lili: *giggles and touches Pupa’s face as he smiles*
Shlorpian Randall: Who gave birth?
Korvo: I did.
The Shlorpians look at Korvo with shocked silence
Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. It’s true. He told me about it and that there hasn’t been any records about this.
Korvo sighs and sheds a few tears
Korvo: *tearfully* It’s true I didn’t know either. Usually a sproutling is born thanks to a finger clipping. But this time, Lili’s birth is different because it came from my uterus.
Shlorpian Ms. Perez: TMI, buddy.
Shlorpian Louise: I guess that’s a new reaction on being on Earth too long or something.
Korvo: I don't know yet but-
Suddenly, a glass bottle was thrown into the window as glass shatter and the family screamed as they ducked for safety.
Jesse: What was that?!
Shlorpian Phoebe: *recognizing the whooping* Oh God! No!
Shlorpian Phoebe steps outside and gasp upon seeing her relatives living near the hillbilly swamp trailer park while whooping. The Solars, who turn into their human forms along with Lili, and their Shlorpian friends peak outside and gasp upon seeing Phoebe’s now Shlorpian relatives.
Human Korvo: Phoebe! Are those your relatives?!
Shlorpian Phoebe sighs and facepalms.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Yes. Yes they are.
A few minutes later, an annoyed Shlorpian Phoebe, the human Solars and the Shlorpians head over to Phoebe’s relatives.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Hello Uncle Randy.
Shlorpian Uncle Randy: Well, howdy do! Phoebe’s back y’all!
Shlorpian Phoebe groans
Shlorpian MacCarthy Relatives: Yee-haw! Ya-hoo! Get along y’all! Whoo! *laughs and hollers like a western person in joy*
Human Terry: Wow.
Shlorpian Uncle Randy: Of course you remember Randy Jr., Cousin Joe and John, Cletus, Big Bubba, Jenny and the rest.
Shlorpian Phoebe: Unfortunately, yes.
Shlorpian Randy Jr.: Howdy cous and *sees the Human Solars and the Shlorpians* Hey! Look, humans just like we once were and aliens like us!
Human Yumyulack: Don't. Come. Near. Me.
Human Korvo: *laughs nervously; whispers* Yumyulack, whatever you and your siblings and the rest of the gang do, do not do anything to upset them. Or worse.
Human Yumyulack: But he smells bad!
Human Jesse: *covers Human Yumyulack’s mouth and laughs nervously* He meant it in a good way. *laughs nervously and then the Shlorpian McCarthy laughs with her*
Shlorpian Jenny: Ain’t those children darling?
Shlorpian Uncle Randy: *laughs* Y'know, I like y'all! What are your names?
Human Jesse: None of your business!
Human Korvo: Huh? *whispers to Jesse* what’s wrong honey? Why don’t you want them to tell them our names?
Human Jesse: It's obvious Phoebe hates them!
Shlorpian Phoebe: *sighs* Look guys, can you please be more careful? Your bottle nearly hurt my family and their friends. Plus, they have a baby now. You guys have got to be careful.
Phoebe's relatives laugh
Shlorpian Big Bubba: Relax Phoebs. These guys must be hard as metal. Especially *pointing to human Lili* that little runt over there.
Human Lili whimpers
Human Korvo: Uh, excuse me? Are you talking about our baby?
Shlorpian Jenny: Yeah, we are! She's cute! Hopefully, she'll grow up to be just like me!
Human Korvo: Oh hell no she will not!
Human Lili: *cries*
Human Terry: Aw dude, now look what you guys did! You made our baby cry!
Shlorpian Bubba guffaws
Shlorpian Bubba: Relax, it’s just family fucked up genes. *to Replicant Sonya* How about some Moonshine, you robin’s egg blue little runt?
Replicant Sonya: PISS OFF!
Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse: *gasp and covers Replicant Sonya’s mouth* Uh heh heh! She was just kidding! Yeah kidding! *laughs nervously* Please don’t hurt us.
Human Korvo sighs in frustration
Human Korvo: Listen pal, I know you’re my nanny’s family but I don’t like the way you are talking to my kids and baby like that! Now apologize immediately!
Shlropian Uncle Randy: Alright, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you must’ve *points to Human Terry* married a weak wimpy asshole over here.
Human Terry: WHAT?! *growls as his eyes turn orange*
Shlorpian MacCarthy Relatives: *laughs mockingly at Human Terry*
Shlropian Phoebe: *outraged* Guys! That’s my family!
Shlorpian Phoebe's relatives gasp
Shlorpian Randy Jr.: This family is the ones you look after as a nanny? *laughs with the rest of the relatives* Then you must be sorry for having that orange t-shirt loser and his family for making your life miserable.
Shlorpian Phoebe: *enraged* Randy Jr!
Human Korvo: That does it! *puts his hair into a ponytail*
Shlorpian Phoebe: Korv, what are you doing?
Human Korvo goes up the family in tranquil fury.
Human Korvo: That does it! You owe my family and our friends and apology right now!
Shlorpian Bubba: Or what?
Shlorpian Randy Jr.: *referring to Human Terry* You’re gonna let that weak-looking llimpy redheaded wimp over there fight us?
Human Terry: *growls* Shut...shut...
Shlorpian Janice: H’no is Terry okay, y’know?
Human Terry suddenly roars in fury as monstrous fangs suddenly appears in his mouth and his eyes glow orange as he attacks Randy Jr.
Shlorpians: Oh my God! Terry! Terry, what the fuck are you doing?! Have you lost your mind?! Stop it! You’re hurting him!
Human Terry: YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Shlropian Randy Jr. :*screams* GET THIS FUCKING ANIMAL OFF OF ME!
Human Korvo pulls Human Terry off of Randy Jr. and goes to talk with him in private
Human Korvo: Oh my God. *to the Shlorpian MacCarthy relatives* I’m so sorry, let me talk to my hubby in private.
Human Korvo takes Human Terry inside the house
Human Korvo: Terry, what was that all about?
Human Terry: UGH! LEAVE ME ALONE, ALRIGHT?! HE DESERVED IT!
Human Korvo: *concern* Wh-what?
Human Terry storms upstairs as Human Korvo sighs and turns into his Shlorpian form
Korvo: Something is really wrong… *goes upstairs*
Korvo enters the bedroom and gasps to see that everything is a mess and Human Terry is curled up in the corner, mumbling some angry stuff
Korvo: T-Terry?
Human Terry: *growls*
Korvo: You okay, Terry?
Human Terry starts sobbing quietly
Korvo: Terry!
Korvo runs up to his husband and kisses him on the forehead as Terry turns back into a Shlorpian
Terry: *voice breaking* Go away… today was humiliating already…
Korvo: Oh honey...
Terry: *breaks down in tears*
“My Immortal” plays in the background as Korvo consoles Terry.
Korvo: Shhh… shhh… it’s gonna be alright my love.
Terry giggles because Korvo feels warm
Terry: You are very warm honey…
Korvo giggles
Korvo: Thanks. I’m so sorry Phoebe’s relatives made you feel humiliated.
Terry: It's okay. I'm sorry I went crazy...
Korvo: It’s okay Terry. I know you were trying to defend Phoebe, the kids and our friends.
Terry sighs and snuggles with his hubby
Terry: Korvy…. am I strong? And brave? And not weak?
Korvo nods
Korvo: Of course. Don’t listen to them, Terry. You are strong and brave on the inside. That’s what matters, not on the outside. *pulls Terry closer* It’s gonna be okay…. I promise…
Korvo's wings suddenly appear
Terry: *gasp and blushes* Oh my honey…. Your wings.
Korvo is confused but notices his bat wings and giggles. Janiz comes in while uploading something and then gasp upon seeing Korvo with his bat wings.
Janiz: K-Korvo? You have...
Korvo: Yes. I have control now.
Janiz smiles tearfully
Janiz: *hugs her brother* I am so proud of you…
Terry is confused
Terry: Wait. How are you proud of him? Unless…. *realizes something* You’re a Super Shlorpian too, aren’t you Janiz?
Janiz nods as her skin turns black. Then, Janiz’s eyes glow icy pink as she grows bigger and muscular and rips apart her clothes. Then, her wings, that are also colored icy pink appears on her back while her horns appear on her head. Janiz’s teeth becomes monstrous and she grows boobs. Now a Super Shlorpian, Janiz roars.
Terry: Wow...
Super Shlorpian Janiz: Thanks. It’s been running in our family for generations, ever Koran made that blessing when trying to protect his family from bandits and other threats to the village.
Terry: Koran?
Super Shlorpian Janiz: *shows him an ancient artwork* Our ancestor. The first one to become a Super Shlorpian. He became the Super Shlorpian during war time because he needed a way to protect his family and friends. So, he made that blessing. The bloodline has passed onto his Replicants at the age of 13, which is their coming of age, then it passed onto theirs as the years go by… soon will Yumyulack.
Terry gasps
Terry: No way… Yumyulack will soon become a Super Shlorpian?
Korvo sighs
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yes. It’s about to be Yumyulack’s time soon since he is now already 13-years old. But, I’m afraid we can’t tell him when the time is right.
Terry hugs Korvo who flaps his wings
Terry: Don’t worry honey. We’ll wait to tell the others until it’s the right time.
Korvo smiles. Meanwhile with the others, they watch the Shlorpian MacCarthy relatives doing crazy stuff as they sigh in dismay, except for Shlorpian Randall who is intrigued.
Shlorpian Randall: Wow, those guys are cool!
Shlorpian Phoebe: I am so sorry about my family guys. Ugh, they had no right to treat you guys like shit. Especially you kids.
Human Jesse: Don't worry.
Human Yumyulack: *holding human Lili* It’s okay. Unlike them, you have a big heart, Phoebe. You’re the best nanny we ever had.
Shlorpian Phoebe smiles tearfully
Shlorpian Phoebe: D’aw come here kids. *sighs as she looks at her family* Hopefully, they’ll blow off some steam eventually. Come on guys, let’s go home. *the kids, Shlorpian Phoebe and the Shlorpians, except for Randall walks away* Hey Randall, you coming?
Shlorpian Randall: Huh? Uh yeah, be with you guys in an hour!
After the others left, Shlorpian Randall walks up the Shlorpian MacCarthy relatives and clears his throat.
Shlorpian Randall: Uh excuse me?
Shlorpian Cletus: Hey look guys! It’s one of the Shlorpians y’all. What ya want?
Shlorpian Randall: Hey uh *clears his throat* Ahem. You guys do amazing awesome extreme stuff for a bunch of rednecks. Can I please join you?
The Shlorpian MacCarthy relatives gasped. Then, they get into a group huddle secretly and laughs. They decided to play a prank on Randall. They turn around and looks at Shlorpian Randall.
Shlorpian Joe: Okay, here is what you gotta do. Head into the woods, find a… *looks down at the creature book with a page about the Mundane* Mundane while drinking moonshine and then you’re one of us.
Shlorpian Randall grins in joy.
Shlorpian Randall: Fuck yeah! I will do it! When do we start?!
The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Randall wearing redneck clothes while drinking Moonshine as the Shlorpian MacCarthy relatives snickers quietly.
Shlorpian Uncle Randy: Alright, these woods aren’t that safe. Be careful for wilderness bullshit out there and good luck!
Shlorpian Randall: Fuck yeah! Let’s do this! *heads into the woods after drinking Moonshine* Wish me luck you wonderful fuckers!
The Shlorpian MacCarthy relatives snickers.
Shlorpian Joe: God! This is gonna get so many likes!
Shlorpian Randy Jr.: How is he that dumb?
Two hours later, Shlorpian Randall, who is now covered with sticks, pin needles, mud and sap pants while having a bandage clothe around his arm.
Shlorpian Randall: Okay… I’m lost in the woods… it’s getting dark oh God so fucking hungry. *sees a bunch of berries* Oooh, these berries don’t look poison.
Shlorpian Randall eats the berries but then starts to hallucinate as a weird background appears as he grows amazed.
Shlorpian Randall: Oooooh….. pretty colors.
Shlorpian Randall keeps hallucinating as the background starts doing crazy things, but then suddenly, Shlorpian Randall finds himself near the lake as he screams and falls into the water as the stream starts to carry him.
Shlorpian Randall: Aaah! *gluts and leaps up for air* Oh fuck oh fuck! *glugs and leaps up for air* This is not fucking happening! *suddenly gasp and sees the waterfall* AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Shlorpian Randall falls down the waterfall as he screams in horror. Then Shlorpian Randall made it the surface and heads onto land as he sighs in relief. Back with the others, Korvo starts to wonder where Randall is.
Korvo: Where the fuck is Randall?! He’s supposed to be home by now. It’s already getting late!
Terry: I know. I'm really worried.
Shlorpian Phoebe then realizes something as she looks at her relatives and sighs in dismay.
Shlorpian Phoebe: I know where. Come on boys.
After Korvo and Terry turn into their human forms while Janiz carries baby Lili, the four adults head over the Shlorpian MacCarthy family.
Shlorpian Phoebe: *sighs* Uncle Randy, what did you do this time? Where is Randall?!
Shlorpian Randy: We just told him somethin' 'bout a Mundane being in the woods. *laughs* And boy, did the sucker fall for it!
Human Korvo, Human Terry, Shlorpian Phoebe and Janiz: *gasp* WHAT?!
Shlorpian Phoebe: Uncle Randy, have you all lost your mind?!
Shlorpian Randy snorts
Shlorpian Randy: Yeah. That dumbass has been out in the woods for awhile now. Hope we see the look on his face when he comes back. He’s been gone for like two hours.
Shlorpian Phoebe growls
Human Korvo: What?! Are you nuts?! He must’ve gotten lost! What you rednecks done?! He’s gonna go crazy! *calling out for Randall* RANDALL!
Human Terry: RANDALL! COME BACK!
Shlorpian Phoebe: RANDALL!
Terminator: *appearing from the trees; played for laughs* Randall… Randall… I think he’s gone….
Human Korvo, Human Terry, Janiz and Shlorpian Phoebe looks on in worry. Three weeks later, the family and Shlorpians are in the helicopter.
Earth-4 Ranger: I'm afraid he might not have survived, Mr. Opposites. We've been searching these woods for weeks.
Human Korvo: We've got to keep looking. Randall’s got to be out there somewhere.
The helicopter then lands at the ranger center. The scene then cuts to the ranger station where the Human Solars and the Shlorpians are waiting, until the ranger came in.
Ranger: Good news! We found something in the woods. *hands them Randall’s redneck bandana with Shlorpian blood on it*
Shlorpian Phoebe gasps
Shlorpian Phoebe: Oh my God! That must be what Randall was wearing before he got lost in the woods. We’re so fucking close! Come on guys, to the woods!
Later, the Human Solars and the Shlorpians spread out to find Shlorpian Randall
Shlorpian Phoebe: Okay guys! Fan out and find Randall!
All: Randall! Here Randall! Randall, where are you?! H’no Randall where are you Y’know? Here Randall Randall Randall!
Suddenly, Shlorpian Cheery hears something.
Shlorpian Cheery: Guys! I think hear something!
All: Oh god! Really? What is it?! Randall?! That you Randy?
The gang peeks through the bushes, and sees a now feral Shlorpian Randall.
All: Randall!
Shlorpian Phoebe: Oh Randall, thank God! You’re alive!
Suddenly, Randall starts muttering like an animal in fear as the others grow terrified over what has become of their friend.
Human Terry: Oh my God. Randall has become a motherfucking feral beast!
Shlorpian Janice: *gasp* H’no what do we do now Y’know?!
The scene cuts back to the Solars and their friends arriving home with Shlorpian Janice carrying Shlorpian Randall on his leash.
Shlorpian Janice: Okay Randall, here it is. This is your home. This is the couch where you sit. (Shlorpian Randall starts sniffing around the TV) Oh, yes, that's the television. Kids, I think he recognizes the TV. We're all thinking it, and he just does it.
But then Shlorpian Randall goes feral and starts throwing things while screaming in rage as the gang looks on in dismay. Korvo sighs in dismay.
Korvo: Poor Randall…
Terry: Aw man this is gonna be harder than I thought. Okay guys, team huddle. *the gang does a huddle* Okay, each of us will help Randall. We must do whatever it takes to get our friend back! Now let’s do this!
The scene then cuts to the living room where Shlorpian Janice puts in the dvd.
Randall: *on the dvd* Hello, feral Randall. If you're listening to this, you've probably become feral, and you're probably thinking of a nice juicy rabbit right now. (muttering) But this isn't who you really are, Randall. We got to get you back on track. Isn't that right, buddy? Okay, good. So, feral Randall, why don't you put in tape number two and let's get started. Don't listen to that Randall! That Randall is a liar! Run! Be free! They will enslave you! (grunting gibberish)
Human Terry: Oh for God’s sake! Who encouraged Randall to make those tapes?!
Shlorpian Kevin looks away nervously. The scene the cuts to Shlorpian Jamie about to turn on a record with Shlorpian Randall staring at it.
Shlorpian Jamie: All right, now, I've been trying to figure out something we can do together, and I think I've found it. We're gonna sing a song. Now, I'll start, and when I point to you, you'll sing your part. Ready?
Shlorpian Jamie then plays “Carry on Wayward Son”. Shlorpian Randall seems like he is gonna sing, but then he screams in rage and smashes the record with a huge wooden stick.
Shlorpian Jamie: Yeesh. I thought he liked that song…
Later that night, while the family were sleeping. Korvo hears a loud noise. He then heads outside and turns on his flashlight only for him to scream in horror upon seeing Shlorpian Randall eating garbage like a raccoon.
Korvo: RANDALL! SHOO! GET OUT OF HERE!
Korvo then notices his old pink nightgown
Korvo: Okay, who throw out my old nightgown?
Shlorpian Cooke: My God, you like 34 or something! Accept it!
Korvo sighs. The next morning, Shlorpian Kevin and his family, Shlorpian Cheery, Shlorpian Naomi and Shlorpian Alice came by.
Shlorpian Cheery: Hey guys. Is Randall getting any better?
Terry: *snapping* WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Shlorpian Cheery: *taken back* Sorry.
Korvo puts a hand on Terry’s shoulder.
Korvo: Terry…
Terry sighs
Terry: I’m sorry. I’m just a little frustrated. This is all Phoebe’s relatives’ fault. I don’t even know why they would sent Randall out in the woods for a fucking Mundane.
Janiz gasps at the mention of the Mundane
Janiz: Did you just said Mundane?
Terry: Yeah? Why?
Janiz: Terry, *gets out her book and shows the gang the page* Terry, that beast is one of the most overwhelming and dangerous creature of all time. The first one to become who the one who is ridiculed all the time because an acient. Koran saved him after he tried to end his life but what he didn’t know that it caused monstrous side effects.
Terry gasps
Terry: Oh my God… that poor Shlorpian… he deserved better…
Korvo weeps
Terry: Oh Korvy. Why are you crying?
Korvo: That poor Shlorpian. He’s been through so much.
Terry: Yeah. I know…
Janiz: I agree…
Terry looks at the page and puts a hand on it as he slides on the picture of the Mundane in a empathy tone and sighs.
Shlorpian Frankie: What about Randall?
Korvo: *sighs* I’m sorry guys… we’ve done everything we could.
Terry: We're gonna have to return him to the wild.
Shlorpian Janice gasp in distraught, but then suddenly gets an idea as she looks at the woods and looks at Shlorpian Randall as she gets an idea smile. The scene cuts to the woods where Shlorpian Janice holds Shlorpian Randall and prepare to take off the leash while showing an encouraging smile.
Shlorpian Janice: H’no Randall, we all love you very much. *smiles* but we all think this is where you finally belong. And where you’ll be happy. Y’know. H’no So, *takes off the color off of Shlorpian Randall* you’re free my love. Whatever adventures you lie ahead of you, know that your friends and family will always be with you in your heart. Now go. Go on. Be free Y’know.
Just then, Shlorpian Janice gives Shlorpian Randall a kiss on the forehead. Then, when Randall starts to walk, he turns around and looks at Shlorpian Janice as he suddenly struggles to talk.
Shlorpian Randall: J-Jan…
Shlorpian Janice: *gasp in joy*
Shlorpian Randall: J-Janice.
Shlorpian Janice: H'no, Randall, y'know?
Shlorpian Randall: *finally regaining his sanity* Janice!
Shlorpian Janice: HONEY!
Shlorpian Janice in tears of joy embraces her boyfriend in a kiss while the others get overjoyed by this moment.
All: Randall! *put their arms all around Randall*
Human Korvo: It’s good to have you back Randall!
Shlorpian Randall: Good to be back!
Later at home, the gang are at Phoebe’s relatives place where Uncle Randy decided to apologize as sighs in dismay.
Shlorpian Uncle Randy: I’m really really sorry about the whole mess. We were wrong to prank friend into going after a monster and turn him into an animal. So I was thinking we could call it, squaresies?
Shlorpian Phoebe: *sighs* Alright. Come on guys, let’s head home.
Human Terry gives Phoebe's family the "I'm watching you" gesture. The gang walks back home as the Shlorpian MacCarthy family looks on. Later that evening, Terry is looking at the Mundane book sadly while Korvo comes in.
Korvo: Terry?
Terry: Hey dear.
Korvo: What's wrong?
Terry: *sighs* Why do I feel empathy for the Mundane?
Korvo: It's kind of a weird feeling, huh? Wanna do some stargazing?
Terry: Oh sure.
The alien husbands lay down on the roof
Korvo: The stars sure are beautiful tonight.
Terry: They'll never be as beautiful as you, Korvy.
Korvo: *blushes* Thank you, darling.
The two alien husbands kiss while moaning lovingly
Terry: *moans lovingly but then starts to feel tired*
Korvo: You tired?
Terry: Mmm-hmm.
Korvo: *chuckles* Come on my love… let’s head to bed… *picks up Terry as they head into their bedroom*
The scene cuts to Yumyulack and Jesse asleep. Korvo and Terry are suddenly heard moaning.
Yumyulack: Oh God! *heads back to sleep while covering his ears*
Jesse: Ugh! Not again! *covers her ears with pillows.
Replicant Sonya: *moans as she covers her ears with her pillows*
Terry: *offscreen* Oh fuck yes, Korvy! More! Oooh!
The scene then cuts to Terry getting close to cumming
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh yes! *moans lovingly* Don’t stop now! I feel it getting close! *moans*
Terry: Fuck fuck fuck!
The two husbands moan in ecstasy as they cummed and snuggle close as they kiss on the lips. Super Shlorpian Korvo giggles.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Nighty night my love… *falls asleep as Terry smiles and kisses him on the forehead*
Terry: Good night…
The two husband sleep as Super Shlorpian Korvo turns back to normal
Korvo: *snoring peacefully*
Terry smiles
Terry: I love you… *heads back to sleep but then starts whimpering in his sleep*
Terry then starts to have the same orange vision again as he began weeping softly in his sleep as his husband holds him in his sleep. Terry calms down.
Terry: *in his thoughts* What is happening to me?
THE END
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sporadiceagleheart · 8 months ago
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Here's my Tribute edit for the angels in heaven Semina Mary Halliwell, Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos, Lily Peters, Olivia Pratt Korbel, Elizabeth Shelley, Sara Sharif, Charlotte Figi, Jersey Dianne Bridgeman, Sidra Hassouna, Sloan Mattingly, Audrii Cunningham, Athena Strand, Athena Brownfield, Macie Hill, Ava Jordan Wood, Skylar Annette Neese, Rachel Joy Scott, Hannah Louise Scott, Charlotte Bacon, Charlotte Louise Dunn, Riley Faith Steep, Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, Jailah Nicole Silguero, Louis XVII, Shirley Temple, Baby LeRoy, Baby Peggy Montgomery, Peggy Cartwright, Darla Jean Hood, Jean Darling, Peaches Jackson, Mary Ann Jackson, Dorothy DeBorba, Mary Kornman, Mildred Kornman, Lucy Morgan, Lily Rose Diaz, Colby Curtin, Jaquita Mack, Bella Bond, Opal Jo Dace Jennings, Amber Rene Hagerman, Jessica Rekos, Benjamin Wheeler, Allison Wyatt, Bella Edwards, Natalia Victoria Wallace, Sherin Mathews, Caylee Marie Mastin, Amanda Todd, Heather O'Rourke, Judith Barsi, Maria Agnes Virovacz Barsi, Michelle B. Norris, Anna D. Crnkovic, Irmgard Christine Winter, Rosalie Avila, Ashawnty Davis, Emily Grace Jones, Catherine Violet Hubbard, Norah Lee Howard, Sarah Payne, Alicia Lynn Clark, Tristyn Bailey, Aubreigh Paige Wyatt, Phoebe Prince, Gabriella Green, Millie Drew Kelly, Emilie Parker, Jack Pinto, Noah Pozner, Avielle Richman, Caroline Previdi, Daniel Barden, Olivia Engel, Josephine Gay, Dylan Hockley, Madeleine Hsu, Makenna Lee Elrod, Eliahna Torres, Nevaeh Bravo, Layla Salazar, Jackie Cazares, Tess Marie Mata, Maite Rodriguez, Alexandria Rubio, Destiny Norton, April Jones, Anissa Jones, April Marie Tinsley, Deborah Bricca, Rylie Nicholls, Moa Leontine Björk, Mercedes Losoya, Sidra twin sister, Emily Wilding Davison Statue, Emily Hope Mason, Emily Grace Leeann Akers, Emily Ann Bryant, Emily Kate Elise Conatzer, Emily Dickinson, Charlotte Ruby “Charlie” Emily, Judy Garland, Mary Pauline “Paulina” Olin, Edward Maitland Grover, John Orville Wright, Star Hobson, Breanna Leigh Rehbein, Nathan Luis Almaraz, Frank Nitti, Gonda Blindeman, Israel Blasbalg, Hedy Blum, Svetlana Blokh, Peter Blödy, Debora Rachel Sara Gertrud Bloch, Saszi Bodnar, Kuki Bodnar, Cato Rachel Boas,
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danpuff-ao3 · 2 years ago
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My beloved Nina, also known as the very gifted PinaNaponi, and here as @vulnerasanenturmyprince. I cannot tell you how much this lady means to me. She's on a hiatus from fandom right now, but I couldn't not dedicate some love to my sweet friend.
Nina and I met during one of the worst periods of my life. And she had no idea just how much joy she brought into my life then, because I kept so much of what I was dealing with hush hush. Our first time interacting was a literal cry for help on my end where Nina told me "if you're okay talking to a literal stranger, my DMs are open." Which just goes to show how openhearted and generous she is. She gave me so much support that day.
When I was struggling, and feeling alone, and afraid, Nina reminded me that decent people exist. She's walked through rough situations with such grace and class. All before we were properly friends. And she is, somehow, all the more wonderful when she's in your corner.
This lady is intelligent, skilled, creative, and passionate, and kind. I adore her to bits. And even when she slipped out of fandom, we've kept in touch. And I know without a doubt that whatever our distance on this earth, and in fandom, whatever life throws in our way, I've got this lady for good. And she simply must be celebrated! She writes, narrates, draws, and even binds books! Talk about a quadruple threat!
So here are some goodies of Nina's for you to admire. All below the cut because I got carried away with hers and it's longer than usual!
Art:
Rockstar AU Severus & Harry
Snarry Sanctuary Discord icon
Compulsory Figures fanart
Snape's nose art for Impeccable Logic and Belated Epiphanies
Severus' birthday (Snarry)
Star Trek Snarry
Dron Christmas (for me!)
Snarry Christmas
Birthday Fic-Bindings:
Danpuff short stories
Genuinely, I cried. (She also included yummy German snackies in the package, but that's besides the point.) Is there a better gift to give someone? To put your love into giving another's work physical shape? I have a physical copy of my own works because of Nina. I'm tearing up just thinking about it. Never have I been given such a thoughtful gift. And it's yellow, too!! (I love yellow.) (Also I'm a Hufflepuff, if the "puff" in "danpuff" didn't give it away.)
Certain Dark Things
LilaDiurne's Certain Dark Things is an incredible story and the book Nina created for it is so gorgeous! Geez Louise, what a rockstar!
Drabbles:
Hunger
Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 196.
Severus is a gourmet.
No pretty Girl
Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 297. Hate sex.
Snape is a terrible liar.
Fics:
Feline Felicis
Harry/Severus. Rated: M. Words: 10,708. Cat!Harry. Fluff.
Potter, in a fit of being his usual hazardous self, goes about things in all the wrong ways. Of course it falls to Severus to fix the mess. It goes not at all as expected.
The Ferryman
Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 7,021. Mental health issues.
A story about ghosts and Psychopomps, and two men who might be better off together.
Set Phasers to Stun
Harry/Severus. Rated: E. Words: 18,580. Fluff & smut. Humor. Headmaster Snape & Professor Potter. Snarry Swap 2021.
Harry returns to Hogwarts to apprentice under none other than Severus Snape as a Star Trek: Voyager craze hits the school. Harry is soon to find out that he, in fact, does like sci-fi ― and Vulcans.
Podfic:
Boxes & Baubles
written by me! Narrated by Nina. Severus-centric. Lily & Severus friendship. Minor Regulus/Severus. Endgame Harry/Severus. Rated: T. Length: 21 minutes.
Christmas trees over the first four (and a half) decades of Severus’ life.
Poem:
Lovers' Flight
Harry/Severus. Rated: T. Words: 221. MCD. Wartime. Poem. Kill Your Darlings Fest 2022. Inspired by "Elf King" by Goethe.
When Goethe meets Snarry
Webcomic
Quarantine Days
Harry/Severus. Rated: M. Muggle Au. Domestic fluff. Fluff & smut. Snarry AUctober Fest 2021.
A collection of three-panel comics about Harry and Severus stuck at home during quarantine.
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for an explanation about Mutuals March, or to figure out why i wrote you a thing, please check out this post.
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iamsherlocked1479 · 2 years ago
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Chapter 9
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You had been in bed for exactly 36 hours, your room was dark with fresh daylight seeping through what little gaps had been moved in the curtains by the open window. The only contact you had with the rest of the world was the occasional cup of tea your aunt brought you which you didn’t really drink. You awoke to the frantic buzzing of the twelve messages and three miss calls from louise.
“Answer the call or I'll break your door down.” huh she’s outside, if you left it long enough she would go away and so you planned to.
“Louise darling it's so good to see you, y/n is up in her room.” for god sake why did Mrs hudson have to be such a people pleaser. The door almost burst off its hinges as louise stood in the doorway waving her phone around
“Two days I was trying to call you, thanks for letting me know you’re not dead.” she walked over to your window.
“No, no, no wait-!” too late she opened the curtains letting the light flood into the room “Argh, what the hell lou?”
“We’re going out, the wedding is in 10 days and I know you’re not prepared but first you need to take a shower, jesus.” she pulled the covers you had hidden your face with and dragged you out of bed.
You came out of the shower and threw on the first outfit that looked presentable and walked into the living room to find Sherlock scrunched up onto the sofa, knees tucked into his chest shouting at the TV.
You are not the father!
“Noooo! Of course he isn’t the father, look at the turn ups of his jeans!” 
You turned to john and pointed in confusion 
“Don’t ask, he’s waiting on some lab results.” he slapped the paper down and went into the kitchen.
“I see your hibernation period is over.” Sherlock kept his eyes on the tv.
“It was tiring, you dont get alot of sleep tied to a chair.” you replied, still holding some annoyance from his indecisive entrance he made that day.
“I never had an issue.” he replied smugly
“What?” you asked
“If you want to know, read john's blog, not much of a page turner really.”
“So you took another case already?” you begin to pry, you figured he would have been obsessing over Moriarty for the next few months.
“As best man I've been given the task of providing the uncultured nature of a stag do and I've asked Molly to help find a suitable level of alcohol to consume whilst also providing the correct level of intoxication, urine breaks and what some may call ’fun’.” he took a breath and did the same irritating smile he did when he made something sound more overly complicated than it should have been.
“Oh joy for john.” you replied sarcastically
“Precisely.” he turned back to the television, sipping his tea. “So are you going?”
“Where?” 
“The wedding, are you going?” he asked
“Of course I am, I'm the maid of honour, I have to be there.”
“No sex though.” louise interrupted
“What?!” you both reply suddenly, turning to her  confused.
“Bridesmaids and groomsmen sleep together on the wedding night, it's a tradition.” she winks at you to which you return a death stare. Sherlocks brow raised as he took a second look at you
“No thankyou.” you quickly add putting an end to his curiosity
“I don't do physical contact, I avoid verbal contact with the boring person as much as I can. Which reminds you, shouldn't you be going louise?”
“Sherlock!” you snap
“It's fine, at least people actually want to be around me.” she smirked as sherlocks smile dropped as he watched you and Louise scurry down the stairs with hysterical laughter.
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“What do you think of these?” you say pulling a pair of plain heels from the rack.
“Are you actually trying not to be noticed?” louise huffed snatching them out your hands
“Why are you obsessed with me looking good?” you moaned trailing your hands along your bag
“Because Sherlock is head over heels for you but has some weird morals about not being in a relationship.” she sighed, handing you a ridiculously high heel. You pinch your brow and sigh
“Definitely not those i don’t even like heels, and anyways just because he’s so called ‘head over heels’ doesn’t mean i want anything to do with him.” you say sarcastically
“Y/n are you kidding me? You’ve been obsessed with this guy since he moved in. then you slept with him and all of a sudden you’re not interested. What's wrong? Oh god, does he have a small dick?” she began to snigger
“No, it's better than average.” you smirked before shaking your head “what i mean is he’s dangerous I got kidnapped remember.” you slump onto the stool and try on the shoes louise threw at you.
“Oh yeah that, how are you feeling? I heard he faked his death.” she sat next to you and watched you admire the shoes in the mirror.
“I don’t know really, he had cameras in my house, he kept me tied to a chair for 3 days, but only hurt me in front of sherlock. He was strange. And then when I needed him, Sherlock didn’t save me and now knowing that Moriarty is still out there I'm just so, so scared.” you begin to sob as Louise wrapped herself tightly around you.
“It’s okay, you’re safe now. I think you just need to get really drunk. And I have to say those shoes look amazing.”
“They do,” you sniff, chuckling through your tears as you looked at them in the mirror.
You paid for the shoes and promptly headed to the nearest bar ordering cocktails where you spent the rest of the day laughing and joking, ensuring you didn’t get drunk so you could at least find a way home. The walk home was quicker than anticipated or at least it felt like it. You weren't really sure who put you in the taxi and once you got to the door, you noticed a woman who stood patiently clutching her purse as she leant on the wall.
“Is this um Sherlock Holmes' apartment?” she asked as you placed your key in the door missing the keyhole the first few tries.
“Um yes, this is his establishment.” you smile, with one eye blinking before the other. “Follow me and I shall see if he is around.” you open the door and stumble slightly.
“God not another one.” your aunt turned off the vacuum and helped remove your coat.
“Auntie, this is Mrs. Client, she is a Sherlock looking for a case.” you say climbing up the stairs “Wait here sir.” you say to the woman who waited at the bottom of the stairs. You open the living room door to find John and Sherlock sitting opposite each other with post-its stuck to their foreheads.
“Ah, y/n. Help me, I think John is lying. Am i.” he paused to blink “am i the current king of england?” he sat back waiting for you answer.
“W-we don’t have a king do we?” 
“Don’t we?” Sherlock sniggered and you lost your train of thought as you pulled up a chair to join their game. “Okay John, your turn.”
“Am I a woman?” He stared at Sherlock intensely and took a sip from his glass. You looked around and took the glass from Sherlock's hand and took a swig and slid it neatly back into his hand.
“Thank you for the refill y/n. Yes you are a woman.” he sniggered
“Am I ... pretty?” John asked.
“I think you’re pretty.” you smiled giving a thumbs up.
“Why thank you, John bowed.”
“No, no. Err ... Er, beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models.” Sherlock interrupted.
“But am i… a pretty lady?”
Sherlock leant forward staring at John's forehead “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know who you’re supposed to be.”
“But you picked the name!” john exclaimed
“I picked at random from one of y/n’s magazines.” Sherlock flailed his arm over his head, you laughed at his state as your eyes began to feel heavy.
“You’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, Sherlock?”
“So I am human, I’m not as tall as people think I am …” he sat back in his chair “I’m-I’m nice-ish …” he thought for a moment and laughed “Got it”
“Go on then.” john laughed
“I’m you aren’t I?” he looked so proud of his deduction as he pointed at john but you and john just laughed at his decision.. Your laughter was interrupted by Mrs hudson appearing at the door with the woman you had abandoned at the bottom of the stairs.
“Ah sherlock, i brought madam case.” you hiccupped pulling his hand to stand him up, so you could clear the living room giving her some space to sit.
“Uhm my name is Tessa, which one is Sherlock?” 
John's arm began slowly creeping up accompanied by a whistle as he pointed to Sherlock who smiled.
“Please , sit this is gonna be amazing.” you pushed the woman to her seat and sat on the floor with your legs crossed leant against the door.
“Please go ahead.” Sherlock smiled
“I don’t ... a lot ... I mean, I don’t ... date all that much ... and ... he seemed ... nice, you know?” she cautiously began explaining, watching confused as john's eyes began to slowly slide down. You turned to Sherlock whose eyes were locked on you smiling widely when he saw you notice him forcing you to give him a little wave to focus on Tessa. John smiled at the lady seemingly struggling to keep his eyes open. “We seemed to automatically connect. We had one night – dinner, such an interesting conversation. It was ... lovely. To be honest, I’d love to have gone further ... but I thought, ‘No, this is special. Let’s take it slowly ...exchange numbers.’ He said he’d get in touch and then …” she looked down sadly “Maybe he wasn’t quite as keen as I was ...but I – I just thought …”she began to cry “at least he’d call to say that we were finished.” to your surprise, Sherlock's face filled with sympathy as the woman wiped her eyes, that was until he turned away gagging at his own actions. 
Drunk Sherlock was, human?
“Y’know what, screw him girl.” You walked over slapping your hand onto her back before falling to the ground “whoa are you okay?” you ask, trying to steady yourself.
“I went round there, to his flat. No trace of him. Mr Holmes …” the woman still sobbed as Sherlock watched on, smiling as his eyes began to close. “I honestly think I had dinner ... with a ghost.!”  Sherlock slumped and snored softly whilst John's head lowered as he slept. “Mr Holmes?” Tessa asked, looking down at you who also had fallen asleep “With a ghost, Mr Holmes!” she shouted startling Sherlock as he tumbled off the sofa.
“Boring, boring, boring – no!” he forced himself up “fascinating, John, John woke up. “Apologies about my, you know ... thing.” he nudged you with his foot, waking you up “rude, rude!”
“Hey, I'm not a detective, leave me alone.” you whine at Sherlock and slumped onto the sofa beginning to fall asleep again.
“I checked with the landlord, and the man who lived there died. Heart attack. And there we are, having dinner one week on. And I found this thing online, sort of chatroom thing” she handed a print out to sherlock “for girls who think they’re dating men from the spirit world.” Sherlock grabbed it and paced slightly wobbling as he stopped.
“Don’t worry. I’ll find him in ten minutes. What's your dog's name? John? John wake up!” he nudged John sharply which jolted him awake. “We’re meant to” he clicked his fingers “The game’s uhh something.”
“On” John yawned, Tessa smiled as she followed them out of the apartment leaving you softly sleeping off your drunken haze.
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“Y/n? y/n dear wake up.” you opened your eyes to find your aunt leaning over you with tea in hand, you groaned and instantly felt the headache accompanied by the strong urge to throw up anything that had entered your system last night, you rushed into the bathroom with your head over the toilet bowl. “Dear me, what did you get up to last night.” Mrs Hudsond came in and handed you a glass of water.
“Louise and I had some drinks and then after that I- i don’t know”you sat back taking small sips from your water when your phone began to ring. “H-hello?”
“Y/n, it's Greg just letting you know our wild stags are on their way back from the station.” he amused voice crackled through the busy noise of the station through your speaker.
“What are you on about? What stags?” you were so confused
“Sherlock and john may have been how can i say it, um apprehended last night for breaking and entering.” he laughed
“Ugh i’m too hungover for this, thanks for letting me know.” you hung up the phone ignoring his laughing when sherlock appeared in the doorway of the bathroom, he looked fine, like he hadn’t been drinking at all last night.
“I need to take a shower.” he stood confused over you
“Ugh just go upstairs and use my bathroom, this toilet is in use.” you gagged again throwing up even more
“But this is my bathroom.” Sherlock argued.
“Then shower, then I don't care right now, I'm a little busy.” you shouted leaning back onto the bathtub.
“I- um, i-”
“Just give me a minute” you sighed, stumbling to your feet and smelling the wondrous smell of a fry up being cooked downstairs, ah yes greasy food the perfect remedy for your condition.
“You look wonderful.” john smiled as he plopped a antacid tablet into his water
“How is he okay?” you asked irritated
“This is Sherlock we are talking about.” john adds
“It's just like old times having you here john.” Mrs. Hudson smiles, placing a plate in front of John and you.
“Don’t sound so final about, i will be visiting you know” he says
“Oh I've heard that one before, dear.” She laughed and took a sip of her tea as she watched you demolish your plate, childhood memories of this dish.
“Mm, no, it’s different now, though, isn’t it?” john picked up his cutlery and began cutting his food
“Well, marriage changes everything, John.”
“Does it?” he looked down at the sausage and gulped.
“You might not think it, but it does.” she looked at you and smiled while just lifted the fork to his mouth and hesitated before pushing the plate away from him slightly. “You meet new people ’cause you’re a couple …”
“Mhm.” 
“... and then you just ... let your old friends slip away.” 
“Yeah but it won't be like that.” he added.
“Sure it won’t.” you laugh switching you plate with his
“Well, if you’ve found the right one – the person that you click with – it’s the best thing in the world.” she smiled
“Well, I have. I know I have.” he smiled
“Oh, I’m sure. She’s lovely! One of you might as well find someone.” she looked over at you disappointedly
“I’m twenty four, give me a break.” you scolded
“Twenty five in a few weeks dear.”
“Did you think you’d found the right one when you married Mr Hudson?” John asked
“No! It was just a whirlwind thing for us. I knew it wouldn’t work, but I just got sort of swept along.” she smiled
“Right” john looked over to you confused and you just shrugged
“And then we moved to Florida. We had a fantastic time, but of course I didn’t know what he was up to.” she whispered  “The drugs” she looked over to you
“I’m over that now geeze, no need to be so sensitive about it.”
“Drugs?” john looked confused
“Yup uncle Frank the drug dealer, not everyone is perfect.” you smile
“Take your elbows off the table please.” Mrs hudson corrected your posture “anyways He was running ... um, oh God, what d’you call it? Um”
“A drug cartel.” you smile
“Right” john wasn’t surprised
“And then I found out about all the other women. I didn’t have a clue! So, when he was actually arrested for blowing someone’s head off ...it was quite the relief to be honest”
“Okay..” john still not surprised
“It was purely physical between me and Frank. We couldn’t keep our hands off each other. I know: there was one night …”
“Nope, i’m out” you got up
“Hang was that sherlock i better go check it.” John followed you upstairs to find Sherlock sat in the floor, his chin resting on his hands as usual, surrounded by laptops. You peaked over his shoulder, surprised to see he was talking to, women?
“Is that woman calling you sexy?” You asked confused 
“Given the past circumstances I’d say you would agree with the statement y/n.” He turned around with a slight smile at the sight of your unamused face.
“Are you two ever not going to address that?” You turned around to see John stood behind you looking shocked that Sherlock even attempted physical contact.
“Actually we-“ 
“Nope no, we’re not.” You cut Sherlock off before he could mention how you rejected his offer after nearly three years of basically worshipping him. You left the room leaving Sherlock to explain his master idea to John and retried to your bedroom hoping to sleep off this unruly hangover. Hopefully you would sleep so much you would miss the wedding you so desperately wanted to avoid.
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A/N: all i'm going to say is this chapter is the filler before the best chapters come up, i'm very excited for the next few chapters. let me know if you want to be tagged. Thanks for reading <3
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ragnarachael · 3 years ago
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kinktober — day thirteen; edging/orgasm denial + licking with loki
paring: loki x reader
warnings: loki’s a fucking tease. that’s it, that’s the post.
notes: not to just. be all tmi, but between posting scott’s day, and posting this i ended up getting my period. nice to know kinktober can summon something that’s been almost four days late sdfhdfs
ANYWHO! we’re back up to daaate!!! hopefully my cramps won’t be terrible and let me start day 14! 
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“Loki,” you whimper, legs tugging at their invisible restraints as Loki’s tongue laps at your clit as if he’s catching dripping ice cream. “Please.”
He’s humming against you for a moment as you cry out, nearing your orgasm before he’s pulling away. “No, darling.”
You’ve been at this for what feels like years—Loki just tracing the length of your pussy with his tongue, edging you closer and closer to your peak only to stop and nuzzle and mark your thighs.
It was annoying, to say the least.
“Please!” You whine, dragging out a few of the syllables to really try and make a point.
But Loki, of course, doesn’t bother to budge as he kisses from your left thigh up to your hip, deciding that part to be marked by his mouth. You’re softly sighing as you feel every second of his lips on the lower half of your body, thankful he’s taken a break after you realize you’re calming down from your delayed orgasm.
“You’re such a cruel bastard,” you breathe, moving a hand to run through Loki’s hair. 
“You love it,” he utters against the skin of your hip he’s working into a love bite.
“I do,” you start, gently tugging at some of his hair at the root. “Unfortunately.”
“I believe the word you’re looking for is fortunately,” he quips, lifting his head to finally look at you. “I can easily overstimulate you, if you’d rather that.”
“Nope,” you reply almost immediately. “No. Nope. No thank you, I would rather this—”
Loki’s laughter is enough to sidetrack him and place his head on your tummy, eyes closed in sheer joy.
Even if he’s denying you of an orgasm, fuck is he sweet. And fuck, he’s causing you butterflies just by how real this moment feels. No weird egos like your last ex’s. Just pure intentions, and actions filled with nothing but love.
“I love you,” you finally blurt out, fondly looking down at your lover as he comes down from his laughter. “Even if you’re edging me against my will.”
“It’s not against your will if you’re allowing this to happen!” Loki exclaims, still chuckling. “But, I love you too. Ready to go again?”
“If you promise I’ll cum soon, sure.”
“Oh, darling,” Loki starts, smile curling across his face as he slides back between your legs and lowering his face closer to your cunt. “Where’s the fun in that?”
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luthienne · 4 years ago
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Hello honey, i'm Jacqueline.
Do you recommend poets or poems that talk about death, depression or grief and about love too?
I am in love, if I can call him that, with a boy that I met on the internet for more than a year, he lives on the other side of the world and he likes poetry as I do, he is in boarding school studying for a national exam , so my only way of communicating my words to him is through letters in the mail. I send him letters so often and sometimes he manages to secretly answer them because cell phones are banned there. In each letter I enclose korean poems because he is korean and I love korean literature, also poems that I love or see in my career. I have run out of ideas about what poems to send him this time, I don't want to be so obvious with my feelings towards him, I still adore his person, the way he is, I think I'm just a hell of a perfectionist and I'm scared to send him any poem of my liking without having paid total care to his interpretation, I hope can you give me some recommendations .Thanks for reading me.
hi ♡ i’d recommend marina tsvetaeva, anna akhmatova, rainer maria rilke, ada limón, aracelis girmay, alejandra pizarnik, dulce maría loynaz, mary oliver, mahmoud darwish, ilya kaminsky, alice notley, louise glück, emily dickinson, kahlil gibran, adonis, ocean vuong. a few excerpts:
You ask why I’m thinking of death but I’m thinking of you and it’s fleeting.
Alex Dimitrov, from “In the New Century I Gave You My Name,” American Poetry Review (vol. 44, no. 1, January / February 2015)
I know that each one of us travels to love alone,  alone to faith and to death.  I know it. I’ve tried it. It doesn’t help.  Let me come with you.
Yannis Ritsos, from ‘Moonlight Sonata’ (tr. Peter Green, Beverly Bardsley)
To die for love to die of love to die in love to die with love to die over love to die without love to die to love to die in the mine and be a “mine” in the arms of someone’s chest wound, “Here I will die of the above.”
Fanny Howe, from Gone: Poems
“How would you like your death?” “Blue like the stars pouring through the roof.”
Mahmoud Darwish, from “They’d Love to See Me Dead” (tr. Abdullah al-Udhari)
“I don’t know what they are called, the spaces between seconds– but I think of you always in those intervals.”
Salvador Plascencia, The People of Paper
see you soon, my strange joy, my tender night my song, my fairy-tale my soul. my dear happiness, my lovely, my little music, hello, my life, my love, my happiness,
endearments in letters to véra (x)
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Velimir Khlebnikov, The Collected Poems & Writings of V. K. “My Darling,”
“If grief can be a doorway to love, then let us all weep for the world we are breaking apart so we can love it back to wholeness again.”
Robin Wall Kimmerer, from Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge, and the Teachings of Plants
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John Cage to Merce Cunningham, June 29 1943
“When I think of little flowers that grow in grass, and little streams and places where we can lie and look up at the clouds—Oh, I simply ache for them—for them with you.”
Katherine Mansfield, in a letter to J.M. Murry, Feb 20, 1918
“And your letters, your sweet and dear letters—when I read them, I feel like a plant growing in light. And I forget my own shadows.”
Kahlil Gibran, in a letter to Mary Haskell, featured in Beloved Prophet
Once by mistake she tore a map in half. She taped it back, but crookedly. Now all the roads ended in water. There were mountains right next to her hometown. Wouldn’t that be nice if it were true? I’d tear a map and be right next to you.
Naomi Shihab Nye, “Map”
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davidlikesguys02 · 4 years ago
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On A Very Special Episode...
M/n= Male name
word count= 2,847
GIF not mine also just Imagine that's you and Vision.
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You're pacing around the living room rocking Tommy “Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Daddy wants to sleep.” you sigh “if you go to sleep, I promise you will be my favorite twin.” behind you Vision is coming down the stairs “oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.” “Well, don't tell him that” Vision chuckles. “No luck with Billy”
“Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin’s the descent of man made him crying even harder. Oh. care to dance, darling?” “oh” you both chuckle. “It's almost like we're on a date.” “mm! Keep it down, lads, I was about to get my leg over.” you chuckle. “Vis?” “Hmm” “would you mind grabbing their binkies?” “Oh of course not. Binkies all round, I think” you and Vision set the twins down in their cribs.
Vision walks towards the kitchen “Now, I know parents aren't supposed to take shortcuts, but I think this situation calls for one, don't you?” the babies continue crying “so, go to sleep, my babies.” you move your hand but nothing happens “and go to sleep” you try again. The twins begin giggling “well, I don't think its very funny. Why won't you do what I want?”
“What's that, dear?” the babies start to cry again, you turn to see Vision has the binkies in his ears “that is not where those go” you grab the binkies and clean them “noise cancellation is not their primary function?” you put the binkies on the babies mouth and they stop crying “look, I think it's..” the twins shoot them out and start crying again.
“Vis?” “Mm” “what are we doing wrong?” “Oh don't worry dear.” Vision kisses your forehead “well figure it out. Perhaps we all need more time to get to know one another.” “maybe. Or maybe we just need some help.” the doorbell rings. “Oh” Vision walks over to the sofa and grabs a pillow to cover himself. “Hiya, kids” Agnes entered through the door.
“Oh, Agnes!” “Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow. With my face” “oh, I was on my way to Jazzercise when i heard your new little bundles of joy were on a sleep strike.” “oh? Who told you that?” Vision asked, “uh, my ears.” Agnes chuckles, “Anyway, Auntie Agnes is here and I've got a couple of tricks up my sleeve?” “oh Agnes you're a lifesaver.” “aw”
“Very well. But be careful of their belly buttons and remember to support their heads, and when was the last time you washed... Actually, you know what? It would be... Just... Maybe we better not.” the babies continue to cry, Agnes turns to you “um...uh… Do you want me to take that again?” you turn to look at Vision and turn back to look at Agnes “uh… I'm sorry?” “You want me to hold the babies. Should we just take it from the top?”
Vision chuckles awkwardly “what?” you chuckle “oh don't be silly. Vision, lets… let's let Agnes give it a try.” you chuckle nervously “fussy babies, meet buns of steel. We dare you to stay awake” Agnes and you both chuckle. “M/n” Vision motions for you to follow him “what was that about?” “what was what?” “what was what? That, that with Agnes just now.” you turn to look at Agnes and see that she's rocking the twins
“Well, I think she just got confused for a moment. She seems fine now.” you turn back to look at Vision “but what she said, the way she looked at you?” “how did she look at me?” “well, I dint… oh.” you turn back to look at Agnes she was spraying something over the twins “Lavender. It's supposed to have a calming effect. Ralph sprays it on me every night. But there's no taming this tiger..” she chuckles “it's so strange”
You start to whisper “that's not fair. It's not Agnes fault that she has an unusually high libido” “M/n did you really not see what I saw?” there's a thud behind you two “oh. Don't mind me. I'm just looking for your dark liquor.” “what?” “not for me. For the twins. What kind of babysitter do you think I am? I'm just gonna go and check in there”
You turn to Vision “Vision, the boys haven't slept in days. You and I both need a break and Agnes is just being neighborly, that's all.” the twin’s stopped crying “do you hear that?” “hear that?” “absolutely nothing” you gasp, Vision takes your hand and you two walk over to the cribs, “they finally fell asleep” “they're empty” “then where are the twins” “dad?, daddy?” you gasp “huh”
Agnes sighs “kids” she chuckles “you can't control em. No matter how hard you try” “well, hi” “hi” both you and Vision say “how are you doing, baby?” “aw”
You wander the world with a vision Of what life could be But then the years come and teach you To just wait and see Forces may try to pull us apart But nothing can phase me If you're in my heart Crossing our fingers, singing a song We're making it up as we go along Through the highs and the lows We'll be right, we'll be wrong We're making it up as we go along And there will be days We won't know which way to go But we'll take it higher You're all I desire When the going gets tough When push comes to shove We're making it up 'Cause we got love We got love We got love We got love Baby, we got... M/nVision
You walk around your house looking for Tommy and Billy. “Tommy, Billy?” you walk through the door and see Tommy and Billy standing in the kitchen “you know, I don't miss the crying, but jeez Louise, did you have to learn to walk? You two never stay put. Unless you're innocently forming a human wall in front of the kitchen sink.” someone sneezes “bless you” “Thank you” both Tommy and Billy say.
There's a soft bark “now tell me which one of you just barked? Scoot'' you gasp “oh, boy. waiter , what's this canine doing in my kitchen sink?” you turn to look at the twins “the doggy paddle?” “Can we keep him, daddy?” “Well, I'm sure his owners miss him very much. Come on.” you grab a towel and grab the dog and start to dry them “huh. There really is no collar?” “Can we keep him?”
“He was outside. Crying, alone.” “Now, boys, taking care of a living thing is a big responsibility. Dogs need food, exercise, training, belly rubs, and cuddles. And kisses between their little ears.” “morning, M/n. morning, boys.” you show Vision the dog “Good morning, unfamiliar wet animal.” you chuckle “who is this?” “we're not quite sure. Why so formal, honey?”
“Oh, it's just a precaution really. I had a hunch someone might pop over.” the back door opens and Agnes walks through “hi, kiddos” “with exactly the item we require” “my kitchen window told me someone got a new pooch.” the dog starts barking “did you name him yet?” the dog starts sniffing an outlet “how about sniffy” “oh” Agnes chuckles. Sparks start to come from the outlet causing the dog to yelp and run away. “How about sparky?”
You chuckle and hold out your hand “well, should we make it official?” you move your hand and a dog collar appears tommy takes the collar from you. “M/n” “hmm” “Agnes was right there!” “Well, she didn't notice. She didn't even notice when the boys went from babies to five-year-old's” “that's not what we agreed upon. You made no effort to conceal your abilities.”
“Well, I'm tired of hiding, Vis. and maybe you don't have to either.” you take your hand and start to crease his cheek “M/n, we are usually so much of the same mind. But right now… what aren't you telling me?” “so, is sparky our dog, daddy?” Tommy asks Vision “what?” Sparky starts to whimper.
“Boys, your father and I don't think you're ready to properly care for an animal until you're at least…” you turn to Vision “Ten” he coughs “Ten” “ten years old” you show them 10 fingers. The twins look at each other and smile “wait, now hang on there a minute…” “wait, no, no, no.” “...you young whippersnappers.” “no, no, no” you gasp as the twins age up. “Lets just hope this dog stays the same size.” Agnes chuckles “woof, woof”
You're in the living room with Tommy sitting next to you on the sofa “sit, Sparky. Now spin. Good boy” “oh bravo, Billy you weren't so bad either, Sparky” you and Tommy both clap “that's was radical. Where's dad? We gotta go show dad!” Tommy got up and walked towards the kitchen Billy followed behind him. “Oh, hes… hes at work” “huh?” “It's Saturday” the twins turn to look at you “no, it's not. It's Monday” “this morning was Saturday.”
“There was an emergency at the office and your father had to go in. end of story. look , he just… he needed a distraction.” “from what?” “from us?” “no! No way! No” you get up from the sofa and walk over to them “sometimes” you start to walk them over to the sofa so you can sit “your dad and I aren't on the same page, but that's just temporary. Like the two of you, you might fight over toys, but he's always going to be your brother. And he is always going to be yours. Because family is forever.”
“Do you have a brother dad?” “I do. Yeah he's far away from here. And it makes me sad sometimes.” Sparky begins to bark and he runs toward the door. “Hey , sparky, what's up boy?” sparky begins to growl “something scaring him” “stay here” you tell the twins and walk outside. You see a drone and you can hear a voice “M/n this is captain Monica Rambeau. Can you hear me? I just want to talk. That's it.” you look up at the drone and your eyes begin to glow red.
You use your powers to take the drone down and you grab it and start walking towards the outskirts of Westview. You can see the force field you put around the town and start to walk through it. You come out on the other side to see a camp of some sorts. “Is this yours?” you throw the drone at Haywards feet, you can still see your powers covering the drone. They have men and women armed around pointing their guns at you.
“The missile was just a precaution. You can hardly blame us. M/n” “oh, I think I can. This will be your only warning. Stay out of my home.” “I wish it could be that simple. You've taken an entire town hostage.” “Well, I'm not the one with the guns, Director.” “but you are the one in control.” “you're still here?” you start to see the red ball of energy around your hand.
“M/n, I didn't know the drones were armed. But you know that, don't you?” she begins to walk towards you “A town full of civilians. And you, a telepath, brought a S.W.O.R.D. Agent into your home. You trusted me to help deliver your babies. On some level, M/n, you know I am an ally. I wanna help you.” “how? What could you possibly have to offer me?”
“What do you want?” “I have what I want and no one” you look at Hayward “will ever take it from me again” you raise your arm and see the familiar red glow around the armed men. They all turn their guns at Hayward and you start to walk away. “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa stand down!” “M/n” “Stand down”
you use your powers to change the force field you put around making it glow red you turn around one last time and walk through again.
“Sparky! Come on boy!” “sparky, sparky” you're walking around with the twins looking for sparky. “hey , what's the trouble little dudes?” “we can't find our dog” “ah, don't worry. He's sure to turn up. Your dad wont let him get far. Sir.” “I don't know where he could've gone” you tell the twins “here, boy, Sparky! Sparky!” you hear some rustling near some bushes “Sparky”
Agnes pops up holding something that appears to be wrapped “sparky”. Agnes sighs “I… I didn't wanna come until id wrapped him up.” “What happened to him?” you ask “found him in my azalea bushes. Don't know how many leaves he ate. I didn’t find him until it was too late. Oh…. Tommy. Billy, I'm so sorry.” you turn to look at the twins and see them looking at each other and nodding.
“Wait. Don't. Don’t” they look at you “don't what?” “don't age yourselves up. The urge to run from this feeling is powerful. I know.” “It's too sad” “you can fix anything, Dad. fix the dead.” “what? no” “you can do that?” you turn to look at Agnes and turn back to the twins “I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can't rush aging just because it's convenient.” you chuckle “And we can't reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.”
You can hear Agnes sigh behind you “you said family is forever.” “He is family. Bring him back, dad” “bring who back?” Vision looks over at Agnes “oh, boys. Come here” the twins walk over and hug Vision. Later you are picking up some toys and you turn to see Vision walk through the back door. “How are the boys?”
“A little heartbroken, but they'll be alright” “well, it's not often you get a dog and bury them the same day.” “Well, life moves pretty fast out in the suburbs.” you grab the basket of toys and take it over to the counter “I spoke with Norm” “Oh?” you look over at him confused. “I unearthed the man's suppressed personality and spoke to him free of your oversight. He was in pain, M/n”
“Vision…” you chuckle softly “listen, can we just…” “what? Watch tv? Turn in for the night so you can change everything over again? No, M/n. you can't control me the way you do to them” you look at him “Can’t I? I'm going to bed” “no! We're not done here. What is the Maximoff Anomaly?”
“The what?” “I have to believe that this, whatever this is, was subconsciousness at first and you only recently became aware of it.” “aware of what?” you walk out of the kitchen “Norm has a family, M/n” “he has a family, and he can't reach them because you won't let him reach them!” “I don't know what you're talking about” you turn to look at him. “Stop lying to me!” Vision begins to float.
The familiar red glow around your hand appears and you begin to float in front of him “This, all of this is for us. So let me handle it.” “What is outside of Westview?” “you don't wanna know, i promise you.” “you don't get to make that choice for me M/n” he points at you “you've never talked to me like this before” you start to slowly fall back to the ground.
“Before what?” Vision raises his Voice “before what? I can't remember my life before Westview. I don't know who I am! I'm scared!” you look up at him “you are my husband, you are Tommy and Billy’s father. Isn't that enough.” Vision slowly comes down “M/n, why are there no other children in Westview.” you walk over to the sofa and sit down “oh, god. There are just stop it.”
“No. no. the playground stands empty every morning I walk to work. Why? Tell me why?” “ Do you really think that I am controlling everything? That I am somehow in charge of everybody in Westview? I'm walking their dogs, mowing their lawns, getting them to dentist appointments on time? I mean, I…” you chuckle dryly ”I don't know how any of this started in the first place.”
“M/n, what you're doing here, it's wrong” he walks around and kneels in front of you “I…” “It's wrong” the doorbell rings, getting the attention of you and Vision “I didn't do that. I… you don't believe me.” “M/n, i want to, but at this point, I'm ignoring statistics entirely.” the doorbell rings a second time you get up and walk over to the door. You open the door, and are shocked “M/n who is this?”
“Long lost bro gets to squeeze his stinking brother to death or what?” “Pietro?” he nods, he opens his arms and you and hug him “who's the popsicle?” he points and Vision.
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all-my-love-for-harry · 4 years ago
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Delicate. — Part 1.
word count: 2.6k
a/n: Here we are fam, i gotta be honest with y’all, this is heavily inspired in the fact that i watched Miss Americana twice this month, what resulted in me going through my taylor swfit phase again. Pls bare with me, i haven’t written anything like this before.
catch up here!
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They said artists become what they are because deep down they are as insecure if not more than normal people. Because they craved constant validation in what they do. 
At least it was the case for Y/n. 
A girl who has built an entire system around being accepted by the public, someone who their major source of happiness is provided by strangers all around the world. When you are living from the approval of strangers and that is where you drive all your joy and fulfillment, one bad thing can cause everything to go down. Y/n has spent her whole life trying to please the world so they would like her, so what she has achieved over the years would last. 
When the world turned their back on her, Y/n had no choice but to disappear, because she thought that was what everyone wanted. Even then, she made her choices around what she thought would make them happy.
Y/n knew she could not hide forever, but for now, it was a necessary evil she had to take. Deciding to take a break from everything was the healthiest decision she has ever made, shutting down her social media, getting out of the city and going back home with her family was exactly what she needed. 
"Mom was sad she couldn't pick you up from the airport."
Seventeen-year-old Jensen, whose driving license was still new and fresh, was the one who picked Y/n up when her flight landed. In complete honesty, she did not like using a private plane, but she could not risk someone seeing where she was going. Jensen was good at driving, well, he has not crashed into a tree yet, so they were safe. 
"She would've brought Chase and scare Pandora and Lizzie." 
Jensen chuckled. "She's obsessed with him. I haven't started college yet and she's already thinking about turning my room into Chase's." 
Her parents’ house was a gated property away from others since it was safer that way. Y/n would not stay there the whole time since she had her own apartment a little closer to town. Her luggage, as well as her cats, were picked up separately and taken to her home, she would go there after lunch with her family. Jensen parked next to a black range rover that belonged to their dad, meaning both of their parents were home. 
Y/n threw her backpack over her shoulder as she stepped out of the car, eager to finally reunite with her family, especially her mother. She is in desperate need of a tight hug, a mug of hot chocolate and a shoulder to cry on. Y/n did not realize how mentally drained she was until she saw her mother open the front door. 
"My baby!" Louise exclaimed, embracing her daughter in a tight hug. "How was the flight?" 
"It was fine. I'm starving though." 
They walked into the living room and Louise closed the door behind them. Y/n dropped her backpack on one of the couches and sighed in relief. “Where’s dad?” Jensen went straight to the kitchen and opened the fridge.
“Get the white wine.” Y/n told him.
“It’s too early to drink that.” Louise took the bottle from Jensen’s hands and put it back in the fridge. “Dad’s outside. We bought some roses that will look beautiful by the pool.”
“You’re buying a lot of plants lately.” Y/n pointed a big vase full of daisies, her mom’s favorites, on the kitchen’s island. 
“I like supporting local business.” She shrugged.
“That and she’s obsessed with the owner of the flower shop.” Jensen chuckled, cracking open a water bottle. 
“Hey! That’s not true.” 
“Mom, you there like… every day. Who needs new flowers every day?”
“Shush.” The elder woman faked offense then gigged. “Handsome young man, he is. I’ll take you tomorrow.” She turned to Y/n. 
“Oh, no, mom. I’m going to lock myself in my apartment and try to write.” She said, making Louise scoff. “I’m serious!”
“I know you are. But living like a hermit is not going to do you any good.”
“I agree, sis.” 
Y/n rolled her eyes, knowing they were right as always but did not want to admit it. The truth was, she wanted to write some songs, so badly, but could not find the right words. She was hoping to get some peace and quiet to get her ideas and emotions in order again. Before any of them could say anything else, David entered the kitchen while taking off his gardening gloves and smiled widely when he spotted Y/n.
“And who do we have here?”
“Hi, dad.” Y/n smiled at him brightly before wrapping her arms around her dad, who hugged her back just as tight. 
“Good to have you home, darling.” 
The family of four sat on the kitchen island and started to catch up. Jensen talked about his different college options and how he was considering getting a summer job this year. Louise kept talking about how nice the owner of this flower shop was, making emphasis on how he was also single. Y/n didn’t know what she was trying to do, but she didn’t pay much attention either. 
Overall it was nice for Y/n to get out of her head for a little bit, and her family was always a great help for that. She knew she still had a lot to deal with, and she would probably get a call from her publicist and a lot of other people soon, but for now, she just wanted to think about anything else that wasn't the whole world hating on her. 
"How are you doing, Y/n? Be honest." Her mom asked after they stayed alone in the kitchen.
"Been better." She sighed. "I don't want to think about it, mom."
"You have to talk to someone, sweetie. I know your team cares for you and is trying to handle the situation, but you can still talk to me."
"I know, thank you. I'm just trying to figure it what I'm going to do."
Louise sighed. "You sure you don't want to stay here? You have your room and everything."
"Thanks for the offer, mom. But I sort of want to be on my own." She said. "But I'll come for lunch every day, I promise."
Although Louise wasn't convinced by her daughter's words, she chose to not push it. She knew Y/n had her own ways to express her feelings, and she'd talk whenever she felt like it. So she let her go, making her promise she'd come to visit soon.
"Do you need a ride? I'm going to town anyway." Jensen offered, taking the keys of his car from the little plate they kept on the table beside the front door. 
"Yes, please."
The drive to her apartment wasn't a long one, and in less than ten minutes she was opening her front door and being greeted by her two beautiful cats rubbing themselves on her legs. Y/n sighed, thinking about how much she needed to unpack now that she was here. The truth was, she didn't know for how long she'd be staying here, but she figured it'd be a long time so she packed a lot. Now she kind of regretted it because she would probably be in her pajamas all day anyway. 
After cleaning Pandora and Lizzie's sandbox, Y/n decided to grab an acoustic guitar and try to come up with some melodies. She wasn't quite sure about any lyrics yet, but it was always good to have a little something to start a song. 
She went from playing the guitar to play the piano, hoping she'd get more inspirations somewhere. But she had nothing. Not even one decent note. She was empty. 
"Don't pretend is... mhmm. Think about the... No." She groaned and slammed the palm of her hands on the keyboard, growing frustrated. Why all of a sudden she couldn't even rhyme? Maybe she needed a break, or perhaps she was tired from her flight and tomorrow she'd be able to write something.
//
Turns out her writer's block was here to stay. A week has passed since her arrival and Y/n hasn't been able to finish one single song. Everything she started ended up being erased or in the middle of her living room after the ripped the page off her journal. 
"I told you, you shouldn't hurry. Inspiration will come eventually, it always does."
"I guess. I just have nothing else to do other than play scrabble with you and write songs, or at least try to."
"Let me take out then." Louise started and Y/n shakes her head. "C'mon, let's eat somewhere or buy groceries and I'll cock at your place." Y/n looked at her mom and realized she wouldn't stop until she accepted, so Y/n offered Louise a nod. "Marvelous. There's this little café that I absolutely love. You'll love the owner."
"What is it with you and the owners of local shops?"
"They're my friends. Oh! We could drop by Blossom House. You could use some flowers around your house so it would look like somebody actually lives there."
"Stop dragging me, woman."
Louise drove them to this café called Furry Cakes, which turned out to be a cat café. Y/n obviously lost it as soon as they walked in, and nearly cried when she saw all the kittens, and absolutely shed a tear when the girl behind the register said every kitty except for one named Chaster was up for adoption. She felt like a little girl all over again when her mom told her she couldn't take every single kitty home. 
Y/n was wearing a hoodie that was twice her size, plus some big sunglasses she refused to take off, even inside of the café. She was praying she wouldn't get recognized as she knew people were dying for a picture of her, see how she was after the entire world canceled her. 
"We'll leave the car parked here, the flower shop is just around the corner." Louise pulled from Y/n's hand to make her walk faster. There weren't a lot of people on the streets and she was grateful for that, she hasn't gotten a proper walk in what felt like ages. 
They stopped outside a modern-looking building with a big, bright sign that read 'The Blossom House'. It was simple yet cute. The pair stepped in and a little bell ringed. Y/n looked around, admiring how everything looked like it was straight out of a fairytale. There were little pots hanging from the ceiling and she looked up, she saw the ceiling was pure glass, which made the whole place brighter. Flowers weren't really her thing as she could barely keep them alive, but seeing this amount of flowers all in the same place... made her somewhat happy and warm inside. 
She was so deep in thought she didn't even realize her mom left her and was nowhere to be found. It doesn't look like it from outside, but the shop was actually big and very spacious. It was also empty right now, not even an employee was around, so she decided to have a look on her own. It looked like they had all kinds of flowers in here, which made her even more excited because that meant they had-
"Azaleas? They're also my favorites." A deep voice interrupted her thoughts. She jumped on her place as she wasn't expecting it, which made the person behind her chuckle. "I didn't mean to scare you, sorry."
"It's okay..." She turned around and it was fair to say that was she saw stunned her right away.
In front of her, a gorgeous looking man was standing there with a bright smile on his face. She noticed the two dimples poking at each side of his face, making his smile even more beautiful. His emerald green eyes were the greenest eyes she has ever seen in her life, she believed. He had crinkles by his eyes due to his smile being wide. But to her, the icing of the cake was the beautiful mop of chocolate curls he had on the top of his head. She suddenly felt the insane urge to run her hands through it just to see if they were as soft as they looked. 
"Harry, darling!" Louise appeared out of nowhere and wrapped her arms around the man, who only chuckled while reciprocating the greeting.
"Hello, Louise. What's it gonna be today? Tulips? More daisies?" Oh God, he's British. Y/n thought to herself. 
"Gosh, you know me so well. I'm actually here just to look around, I see you found my daughter though." She smirked.
"I surely did. I'm Harry, nice to meet you, love." He offered her a hand for her to shake.
Y/n was a little surprised by the pet name but took his hand nonetheless. "I'm Y/n, nice to meet you too."
"I want her to get some plants for her house." Louise spoke again.
"Well, you're in the right place then." He said. "Do you want them for your garden?"
"No, uhm... I don't have one. I live in an apartment."
"Personally, my favorite to keep indoors are Begonias." Harry guided the two women to a different section of the flower shop and pointed to some pretty ones in pink color. "But I also enjoy Daylilies, although they're a little harder to maintain."
"Yeah, maybe not those then. I'm not very good at keeping plants alive."
"She killed a cactus once." Louise mentioned. 
"No way." 
"I didn't know they'd drown if I watered them more than once a week!" Y/n defended herself. 
"Amateur mistake." He joked. 
The truth was Y/n was too busy to have a garden, she was always traveling and didn't stay too long in one place so even if she tries to have one, it'd be dead by the end of the month. 
"What plants are cat friendly? I have two at home."
"Bromeliads are cat friendly, they're easy to maintain too."
They looked around for a little bit. Harry said a fun fact about every type of flower Y/n pointed out, never failing to make her laugh. The funny thing was, it didn't look like Harry knew who she was. Either he hasn't recognized her, or he didn't know about her. Which by the way, not to be a narcissist, would be highly unlikely.
She ended up taking a couple of new plants home, starting to grow excited about them. It was true, her apartment could use a little more life to it, and now she was sure her new plants would do that for her. Harry was wrapping everything for them while he stood behind the counter.
"Oh, here. This one's on the house." Harry handed her a pot with some beautiful blue Azaleas. She took them with a growing blush on her face, a blush that went deeper when their hands brushed with each other. "Try to not kill them though." He teased.
Y/n rolled her eyes as her mom chuckled behind her. "I'll report their aliveness back to you, you'll see."
"You better. Have a nice day, ladies. I'm guessing I'll see you around, Y/n?"
"Sure, I'm uh... I'm living here right now."
Harry smiled at them one last time before they exited the shop. After the door closed behind them, Louise turned to Y/n. "He likes you."
"Don't be ridiculous."
"What do you say if we invite him for dinner sometime?"
"Like, at your house?" She asked surprised.
"Yeah, why not?"
"I have to keep a low profile, mother. For all I know he could be tweeting about I just exited his shop."
"Don't let the paranoia ruin the possibility of forming new friendships... or more." Louise sent her a wink.
"Okay, that's enough."
Y/n brushed her off, trying not to think much about it. A new friendship sounded impossible at this point of her life, let alone pursuing a new relationship with someone. She had made up her mind, she was better off being alone.
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Staff Favorites: Classic Picks
In honor of Book Lovers Day on Tuesday, August 9th, this week’s recommendations will feature staff favorites here at the Rock Island Public Library!
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.
A lawyer's advice to his children as he defends the real mockingbird of Harper Lee's classic novel - a black man charged with the rape of a white girl. Through the young eyes of Scout and Jem Finch, Harper Lee explores the irrationality of adult attitudes to race and class in the Deep South of the thirties. The conscience of a town steeped in prejudice, violence and hypocrisy is pricked by the stamina of one man's struggle for justice. But the weight of history will only tolerate so much.
Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
Little Women is one of the best loved books of all time. Lovely Meg, talented Jo, frail Beth, spoiled Amy: these are hard lessons of poverty and of growing up in New England during the Civil War. Through their dreams, plays, pranks, letters, illnesses, and courtships, women of all ages have become a part of this remarkable family and have felt the deep sadness when Meg leaves the circle of sisters to be married at the end of Part I.
Part II, chronicles Meg's joys and mishaps as a young wife and mother, Jo's struggle to become a writer, Beth's tragedy, and Amy's artistic pursuits and unexpected romance. Based on Louise May Alcott's childhood, this lively portrait of nineteenth-century family life possesses a lasting vitality that has endeared it to generations of readers.
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Since its immediate success in 1813, Pride and Prejudice has remained one of the most popular novels in the English language. Jane Austen called this brilliant work "her own darling child" and its vivacious heroine, Elizabeth Bennet, "as delightful a creature as ever appeared in print." The romantic clash between the opinionated Elizabeth and her proud beau, Mr. Darcy, is a splendid performance of civilized sparring. And Jane Austen's radiant wit sparkles as her characters dance a delicate quadrille of flirtation and intrigue, making this book the most superb comedy of manners of Regency England.
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
At once a Gothic thriller, a passionate romance, and a cautionary tale about the dangers of science, Frankenstein tells the story of committed science student Victor Frankenstein. Obsessed with discovering the cause of generation and life and bestowing animation upon lifeless matter, Frankenstein assembles a human being from stolen body parts but; upon bringing it to life, he recoils in horror at the creature's hideousness. Tormented by isolation and loneliness, the once-innocent creature turns to evil and unleashes a campaign of murderous revenge against his creator, Frankenstein.
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sporadiceagleheart · 7 months ago
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A Million Dozen Angels in heaven may God may Jesus may Mary may Joseph may Christmas may Halloween may the Macy's thanksgiving day parade may all of it bless thousands Angels in heaven as they rest in peace I know many names of those who passed away Lily, Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos, Lily Peters, Olivia Pratt Korbel, Elizabeth Shelley, Sara Sharif, Charlotte Figi, Jersey Dianne Bridgeman, Sidra Hassouna, Sloan Mattingly, Audrii Cunningham, Athena Strand, Athena Brownfield, Macie Hill, Emily Grace Jones, Catherine Violet Hubbard, Norah Lee Howard, Ava Jordan Wood, Leiliana Wright, Semina Mary Halliwell, Rachel Joy Scott, Kelly Ann Fleming, Judith Barsi, Maria, Heather Michele O'Rourke, Lucille Ricksen, Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton, Clara Blandick, Shirley Temple, Baby LeRoy, Baby Peggy Montgomery, Peggy Cartwright, Darla Jean Hood, Jean Darling, Mary Ann Jackson, Dorothy DeBorba, Nelly Tarszis, Betty Vredenburg, Sara Waas, Daniel Livshitz, Sara Livshitz, Margot Betti Frank, Annelies Anne Frank, Hana Brady, Pauline Adelaar, Helena Abram, JonBenèt Ramsey, Destiny Arianna Kay Riekeberg, Makenna Lee Elrod, Eliahna Torres, Nevaeh Bravo, Layla Salazar, Jackie Cazares, Tess Marie Mata, Maite Rodriguez, Alexandria Rubio, Alithia Haven Ramirez, Amerie Jo Garza, Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, Jailah Nicole Silguero, Maranda Gail Mathis, Louis XVII, Lois Janes, Sharon Lee Gallegos, Anna D Crnkovic, Irmgard Christine Winter, Mercedes Losoya, Lucy Morgan, Star Hobson, Emilie Parker, Jack Pinto, Noah Pozner, Avielle Richman, Caroline Previdi, Daniel Barden, Olivia Engel, Olivia Dahl, Josephine Gay, Dylan Hockley, Madeleine Hsu, Cassie Bernall, Charlotte Bacon, Charlotte Louise Dunn, Riley Faith Steep, Lily Rose Diaz, Colby Curtin, Jaquita Mack, Bella Bond, Opal Jennings, Amber Rene Hagerman, Jessica Rekos, Jessica Lunsford, Sandra Cantu, Moa Leontine Björk, Gabriella Green, Henry Boswell, Ava Martin White, Katelyn Nicole Davis, Emily Hope Mason, Karly Sheehan, Hannah Louise Scott, Sophie North, Sophia Acosta, Sophie Quayle, Anna Glinberg, Ilse Haas, Mania Halef, Larisa Ratmanski, Magda Rosenberg, Edith Roseij Beek, Bridgette Andersen, Dominique Ellen Dunne, and more Angels
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ruknowhere · 3 years ago
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Touch Me
.
Summer is late, my heart.
Words plucked out of the air
some forty years ago
when I was wild with love
and torn almost in two
scatter like leaves this night
of whistling wind and rain.
It is my heart that’s late,
it is my song that’s flown.
Outdoors all afternoon
under a gunmetal sky
staking my garden down,
I kneeled to the crickets trilling
underfoot as if about
to burst from their crusty shells;
and like a child again
marveled to hear so clear
and brave a music pour
from such a small machine.
What makes the engine go?
Desire, desire, desire.
The longing for the dance
stirs in the buried life.
One season only,
and it’s done.
So let the battered old willow
thrash against the windowpanes
and the house timbers creak.
Darling, do you remember
the man you married? Touch me,
remind me who I am.
.
–Stanley Kunitz
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An Adventure
.
1.
It came to me one night as I was falling asleep
that I had finished with those amorous adventures
to which I had long been a slave. Finished with love?
my heart murmured. To which I responded that many profound
discoveries
awaited us, hoping, at the same time, I would not be asked
to name them. For I could not name them. But the belief that they
existed–
surely this counted for something?
2.
The next night brought the same thought,
this time concerning poetry, and in the nights that followed
various other passions and sensations were, in the same way,
set aside forever, and each night my heart
protested its future, like a small child being deprived of a favorite toy.
But these farewells, I said, are the way of things.
And once more I alluded to the vast territory
opening to us with each valediction. And with that phrase I became
a glorious knight riding into the setting sun, and my heart
became the steed underneath me.
3.
I was, you will understand, entering the kingdom of death,
though why this landscape was so conventional
I could not say. Here, too, the days were very long
while the years were very short. The sun sank over the far mountain.
The stars shone, the moon waxed and waned. Soon
faces from the past appeared to me:
my mother and father, my infant sister; they had not, it seemed,
finished what they had to say, though now
I could hear them because my heart was still.
4.
At this point, I attained the precipice
but the trail did not, I saw, descend on the other side;
rather, having flattened out, it continued at this altitude
as far as the eye could see, though gradually
the mountain that supported it completely dissolved
so that I found myself riding steadily through the air–
All around, the dead were cheering me on, the joy of finding them
obliterated by the task of responding to them–
5.
As we had all been flesh together,
now we were mist.
As we had been before objects with shadows,
now we were substance without form, like evaporated chemicals.
Neigh, neigh, said my heart,
or perhaps nay, nay–it was hard to know.
6.
Here the vision ended. I was in my bed, the morning sun
contentedly rising, the feather comforter
mounded in white drifts over my lower body.
You had been with me–
there was a dent in the second pillowcase.
We had escaped from death–
or was this the view from the precipice?
–Louise Glück, from Faithful and Virtuous Night (Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2014)
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Little Things
After she’s gone to camp, in the early
evening I clear our girl’s breakfast dishes
from the rosewood table, and find a dinky
crystallized pool of maple syrup, the
grains standing there, round, in the night, I
rub it with my fingertip
as if I could read it, this raised dot of
amber sugar, and this time,
when I think of my father, I wonder why
I think of my father, of the Vulcan blood-red
glass in his hand, or his black hair gleaming like a
broken-open coal. I think I learned to
love the little things about him
because of all the big things
I could not love, no one could, it would be wrong to.
So when I fix on this image of resin
or sweep together with the heel of my hand a
pile of my son’s sunburn peels like
insect wings, where I peeled his back the night before camp,
I am doing something I learned early to do, I am
paying attention to small beauties,
whatever I have–as if it were our duty to
find things to love, to bind ourselves to this world.
–Sharon Olds, from The Gold Cell (Alfred A. Knopf, 1987)
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Around Us
.
We need some pines to assuage the darkness
when it blankets the mind,
we need a silvery stream that banks as smoothly
as a plane’s wing, and a worn bed of
needles to pad the rumble that fills the mind,
and a blur or two of a wild thing
that sees and is not seen. We need these things
between appointments, after work,
and, if we keep them, then someone someday,
lying down after a walk
and supper, with the fire hole wet down,
the whole night sky set at a particular
time, without numbers or hours, will cause
a little sound of thanks—a zipper or a snap—
to close round the moment and the thought
of whatever good we did.
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—Marvin Bell
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Uphill
Does the road wind up-hill all the way?
Yes, to the very end.
Will the day’s journey take the whole long day?
From morn to night, my friend.
But is there for the night a resting-place?
A roof for when the slow dark hours begin.
May not the darkness hide it from my face?
You cannot miss that inn.
Shall I meet other wayfarers at night?
Those who have gone before.
Then must I knock, or call when just in sight?
They will not keep you standing at that door.
Shall I find comfort, travel-sore and weak?
Of labour you shall find the sum.
Will there be beds for me and all who seek?
Yea, beds for all who come.
-Christina Rossetti (1830-1894)
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A Green Cornfield
The earth was green, the sky was blue:
I saw and heard one sunny morn
A skylark hang between the two,
A singing speck above the corn;
A stage below, in gay accord,
White butterflies danced on the wing,
And still the singing skylark soared,
And silent sank and soared to sing.
The cornfield stretched a tender green
To right and left beside my walks;
I knew he had a nest unseen
Somewhere among the million stalks.
And as I paused to hear his song
While swift the sunny moments slid,
Perhaps his mate sat listening long,
And listened longer than I did.
-Christina Rossetti
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saecookie · 4 years ago
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Music !
RULES: we’re snooping on your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs and then choose 10 victims.
Thanks @gay-impressionist​, let’s see if Kyo or any other 2000 french musical founds its way here.
Sunday with a Flu - Yodelice.
La chanson de l’autruche - Sylvie Vartan pour Emilie Jolie.
Stronger Than You - Estelle in Steven Universe
Né en 17 à Leidenstadt - Fredericks, Goldman, Jones
Comets - Cocoon
Louise - Thomas Fersen
Bad Boy - Cascada
Spring 1 - Max Richter
Dernière Danse - Kyo (comment je l’avais parfaitement call jpp.)
Hotel Walls - Smith & Thells
I’m adding n°11 bc it sparked joy : Sparkle - RADWIMPS in Your Name.
Tagging my darling @galiifreyrose (bc I feel like you have to be the first to be musicbonked), @i-lost-a-flip-flop @smallblueandloud @touchstarvedwriter @naromoreau @jenanigans1207 @goneadrift @emjee @sunnibits @cleverlittlejay @jamgrlsblog @temporary-dysphoria <3
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cuttingedgexmas · 3 years ago
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2021 CHRISTMAS RELEASES
January 1st
Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness - New Year Song (Single)
January 18th
Rivulets - Happy New Year (Happy New Year (EP))
April 12th
The Jason Frederick Cinematic Trio - Linus and Lucy (Single)
June 4th
Bek Sarkoezy - New Year (Single)
July 30th
June Bisantz & The John Burr Sextet - 7 Shades of Snow (EP)
August 4th
Katy Weirich - Joy to the World (Hallelujah) (Single)
August 12th
Blackaby - Plastic Mistletoe (Single)
September 10th
Kirk Whalum - How Does Christmas Sound?
September 17th
Gabriel Lapano - Christmas Card From Elvis (Single)
September 20th
Petr Šimandl - The Winterking/Daylong Dance (Single)
September 21st
Brian Eno & Roger Eno - Wanting to Believe (Oh Holy Night) (Single)
September 22nd
Teflon Beast - Sun and Snow (EP)
September 24th
The Sweeplings - Comfort & Joy (EP)
Chris Tomlin - Emmanuel: Christmas Songs of Worship (Live)
Carrie Underwood - My Gift (Special Edition)
September 30th
Kimberley Locke - Christmas is Here
October 1st
Margaret Dorn & The Accidentals - A Cappella Holiday Classics
Jeff Hamilton Trio - Merry & Bright
Gave Lapano - Happy New Year Baby (Single)
The Little Unsaid - December Songs (Reissue)
Shaggy - Christmas in the Islands (Deluxe Edition)
The Sixteen - Carol of the Bells
October 7th
Gabriel Lapano - Fantastical Magical Christmas (Single)
October 8th
Blondie (ft. Fab 5 Freddy) - Yuletide Throwdown (Single) (Reissue)
Darren Criss - A Very Darren Crissmas
Curtis Grimes (ft. Doug Stone) - Pretty Paper (Single)
Ryland James (ft. Ralph) - A Christmas to Remember (Single)
Chad Lawson - Christmas in My Dreams (EP)
Orleans - New Star Shining
Tonic Sol-fa - Shake Up Christmas (Single)
Josh Turner - King Size Manger
Tassia Zappia - Blue Christmas (Single)
October 12th
Various Artists - A Rock By the Sea Christmas, Vol. 12
October 13th
Night is Alive - Old New Borrowed & Blue
October 14th
Lady Bri - It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas (Single)
October 15th
Gary Allan - Please Come Home for Christmas (EP) (Reissue)
Jim Brickman - The Ultimate Christmas Playlist (Reissue)
Kelly Clarkson - When Christmas Comes Around…
Gaither Vocal Band - All Heaven & Nature Sing
Highlands Worship - Comfort & Joy
Norah Jones - I Dream of Christmas
KYEN?ES? - Somos Navidad
98° - Christmas Carols (EP) (Reissue)
L. Shankar - Christmas from India
Teddy Swims - A Very Teddy Christmas (EP)
Uptown Vocal Jazz Quartet - Fools for Yule
Vitamin String Quartet - It Feels Like Christmas
Steve Wariner - Feels Like Christmas Time
Stan Whitmire - Heaven’s Child: Christmas Songs of Comfort and Peace
Brian Courtney Wilson - At Christmas (EP)
Various Artists - Winter Tales
October 16th
The Annihilators - The Christmas Album
October 21st
Tim Atlas - Christmas Coffee (Single)
Rosie Darling - Love is Christmas (Single)
Joshua Radin - Happy Christmas (War is Over) (Single)
Tom Speight - Driving Home for Christmas (Single)
Wrabel - merry christmas, merry christmas to you (EP)
October 22nd
Jim Brickman - A Christmas Symphony
Celtic Thunder - Celtic Christmas Eve
Kristin Chenoweth - Happiness is…Christmas!
Jason Crabb - Home for Christmas (EP)
Brett Eldredge - Mr. Christmas
Lindsay Ell - It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas (Single)
Everette - Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree (Single)
Jordan Feliz - Joy to Our World (Single)
for KING & COUNTRY - A Drummer Boy Christmas (2021 Edition)
Hiss Golden Messenger - O Come All Ye Faithful
Steve Holy - A Christmas to Remember
Hunter Brothers - Joy to the World
The Imaginaries - Christmas Town (Single)
The King’s Singers - Christmas Carols with The King’s Singers
Life.Church Worship - Gloria (Live)
Lil Xxel - Wishlist (Single)
Tara Louise - It’s Christmas Day All Over Earth (Single)
Tim McGraw - Christmas All Over the World (Single) (Reissue)
Luke McMaster - Last Christmas (Single)
Drake Milligan - Cowgirl for Christmas (Single)
Gordon Mote - Christmas Hymns & Carols
Jamie O’Neal - White Christmas (Single)
Johnny Orlando - How Can it Be Christmas (EP)
Peach PRC - I’ve Been Bad, Santa (Single)
Pistol Annies - Hell of a Holiday
Rob Thomas - Something About Christmas Time
Cade Thompson - Cade Thompson Christmas (EP)
Tenille Townes - Songs for Christmas (EP)
Train - Mittens (Single)
Voctave - The Spirit of the Season (Deluxe Edition)
Morgan Wade - I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Single)
Morgan Wade - Santa Claus is Back in Town (Single)
We the Kingdom - A Family Christmas (EP)
Zach Williams - I Don’t Want Christmas to End
Lainey Wilson - Christmas Cookies (Single)
Brett Young - Brett Young & Friends Sing the Christmas Classics
Various Artists - Together for the Holidays: Traditional Classics (Reissue)
October 25th
Patrick DeVille - Christmas Train (2021) (Single)
October 26th
Rosie Galon - Eight Nights (Single)
Quichenight - A Real Tree This Year (Single)
October 29th
American Authors - Favorite Time of Year (Single)
Brooke Annibale - Christmas, Happy You’re Here (Single)
BANNERS - Happy Xmas (War is Over) / 2000 Miles (Single)
Gabby Barrett - Silent Night (Single) (iTunes)
Till Brönner - Christmas
CAIN - Wonderful (EP)
Landry Cantrell - Last Christmas With You (Single)
Peter Cincotti & Jim Brickman - Slow Down Christmas (Single)
Nat “King” Cole - A Sentimental Christmas with Nat “King” Cole and Friends: Cole Classics Reimagined
DMX - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Single) (Reissue)
Eslabon Armado - Navidad Sin Ti (Single) (iTunes)
Firewoodisland - Snow (Dripping Woollen Jumpers) (Single)
IDK - Coal (Single) (iTunes)
Molly Johnson - It’s a Snow Globe World
Vance Joy - Fairytale of New York (Single)
Jonas Kaufmann - It’s Christmas! (Extended Edition)
Tori Kelly - A Tori Kelly Christmas (Deluxe) (Reissue)
Tasha Layton - This is Christmas (EP)
Peggy Lee - Christmas Carols (EP) (Reissue)
Ari Lennox - My Favorite Things (Single) (iTunes)
Tasha Cobbs Leonard - The First Noel (Single) (iTunes)
Love & The Outcome - Christmas Lights (Single)
Macklemore (ft. Windser) - Next Year (Single)
Manchester Orchestra - Christmas Songs, Vol. 1 (EP) (Reissue)
Tate McRae - I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Single) (iTunes)
Ian Munsick - You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Single)
Neon Trees - Holiday Rock (Single)
Newsboys - The Christmas Song (Single)
98° - Festive Christmas (EP) (Reissue)
Joy Oladokun - Jingle Bells (Single) (iTunes)
Dolly Parton - A Holly Dolly Christmas (Deluxe Edition) (Reissue)
Pentatonix - Evergreen
Carly Pearce - Mary, Did You Know? (Single)
Point of Grace - Sing Noël
Eden Prince & Karen Harding - Last Christmas (Single) (iTunes)
Sabaton - Christmas Truce (The War to End All Wars)
Secret Garden & Cathrine Iversen - Sacred Night: The Christmas Album
SAINT PHNX - Peace (Single)
Shenseea - Hallelujah (Single) (iTunes)
The Sing Team - The Last Christmas on Earth…Again!
Jordan Smith - O Come (Let Us Adore) (Single)
Mitchell Tenpenny - Naughty List
Meghan Trainor - A Very Trainor Christmas (Deluxe)
Sofi Tukker - What a Wonderful World (Single) (iTunes)
Tai Verdes - This Christmas (Single) (iTunes)
Bryce Vine - The Holiday (Single)
Rhett Walker - All I Want for Christmas is You (Single)
Tauren Wells - Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays (Single) (iTunes)
Matthew West - We Need Christmas
Jay Wheeler - Me Voy a Regalar (Single) (iTunes)
Anne Wilson - I Still Believe in Christmas (EP)
Sam Williams - Blue Christmas (Single)
Wolf Alice - In the Bleak Midwinter (Single) (iTunes)
Various Artists - DREAM Christmas, Vol. 6
November 1st
Peter Kater - For Christmas (Reissue)
Pia Mia - Christmas (EP)
Joel Rakes - (the best of) festive mood inducing music
Teflon Beast - Santa Dad
David Woodard - Around the Power Pop Tree (EP)
Various Artists - Have Yourself a Dandy X-Mas (EP)
November 2nd
Patrick DeVille - We Shall See His Glory 2021 (Single)
Jami Smith - All This is Christmas
Valentina Way - A Morston Christmas Tale (Single)
November 3rd
Leon Bridges - Purple Snowflakes (Single) (Amazon Original)
Camila Cabello - I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Single) (Amazon Original)
Alessia Cara - Jingle Bell Rock (Single) (Amazon Original)
The Caraway - Another Christmas Will Come Around This Year (EP) (Reissue)
Coeur de pirate - Parfait Noël (Single) (Amazon Original)
Dan + Shay - Pick Out a Christmas Tree (Single) (Amazon Original)
Olivia Dean - The Christmas Song (Single) (Amazon Original)
George Ezra - Come on Home for Christmas (Single) (Amazon Original)
Norah Jones - The Christmas Waltz (Single) (Amazon Original)
La Oreja de Van Gogh - Blanca Navidad (Single) (Amazon Original)
Lang Lang - The Christmas Song (Single) (Amazon Original)
NEEDTOBREATHE, Switchfoot & JUDAH. - Hometown Christmas (Single) (Amazon Original)
Reik - Last Christmas (Single) (Amazon Original)
Sech - Carta Navideña (Single) (Amazon Original)
She & Him - I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm (Single) (Amazon Original)
Chris Tomlin (ft. Anne Wilson) - Emmanuel God With Us (Single) (Amazon Original)
Marcos Witt (ft. Elena Witt-Guerra) - Noche de Paz (Silent Night) / Santa La Noche (O Holy Night) (Single) (Amazon Original)
November 4th
Manos Wild - Santa Claus is Blue/An Old Christmas Card (Single)
LeeAnn Purvis (ft. Kian Sanchez) -The Gift (Single)
November 5th
ABBA - Little Things (Voyage)
Ralph Allwood & The Twelve - Christmas Carols, Old & New
Dave Barnes - Christmas Back Home (Single)
Rhyan Besco - A Riverboy Christmas!
Forest Blakk - Sing Along With Me (Single)
Karla Bonoff - Silent Night
The Browns - Christmas Now!
Building 429 - Breath of God (Speak Peace) (Single)
Mariah Carey (ft. Khalid & Kirk Franklin) - Fall in Love at Christmas (Single)
Terri Clark - Little Drummer Boy (Single)
Jordan St. Cyr - Rejoice (Single)
Brian Fallon - Night Divine
Genevieve Goings - VERY MERRY (EP)
Chilly Gonzales - A Very Chilly Christmas (Reissue)
Goo Goo Dolls - It’s Christmas All Over (Deluxe Edition)
Ethan Harris - It’s Christmas (Single)
Hiss Golden Messenger - The Sounding Joy: Hiss Golden Messenger Meets Revelators on South Robinson (EP)
Billy Idol - Happy Holidays (Reissue)
Morgan James - A Very Magnetic Christmas
Adam Kennedy & His Creative Commonaires - Literally Shrunken Down and Living in My Christmas Village
Elle King - Please Come Home for Christmas (Single)
Levi Kreis - Christmas Must Be Tonight (Single)
Life.Church Worship (ft. Ryan Ellis) - Joy (to the World) (Single)
Loud Forest - Christmas Star (Single)
Karl Loxley - Christmas
Ingrid Michaelson - Songs for the Season (Deluxe Edition)
Jamie Miller - Home By Midnight (Single)
Madison Olds & Nearly York - Christmas at Home (Single)
Passion (ft. Crowder) - O Holy Night (Radio Version) (Single)
Steve Perry - The Season
Grant-Lee Phillips - Yuletide (EP) (Reissue) (Bandcamp)
Mac Powell - Jesus Christ is Born (Single)
The Puppini Sisters - Jingle Bells (Single) (Reissue)
River Valley Worship - His Name Will Be (Single)
Josh Rouse - Two Winters Long (Single)
Mat & Savanna Shaw - The Joy of Christmas
Tyler Shaw - A Tyler Shaw Christmas
Sia - Everyday is Christmas (Snowman Deluxe Edition)
Sigrid - Home to You (This Christmas) (Single)
Ronny Smith - Holidays Are Here
Stars Go Dim - The First Noël (EP)
Daniel Tashian - It’s a Snow Globe World (EP)
Tenille Arts - A Winter Wonderland (Single)
Giada Valenti - Silent Night (Single)
The Wanted - Stay Another Day (Single)
Various Artists - Best of Green Hill Music: The Christmas Collection (Reissue)
Various Artists - Home Fires Burning: A Holiday Compilation from Red on Red Records (EP)
November 7th
The Peppermint Kicks - It’s a Peppermint Christmas (Single)
November 8th
Laura Cantrell & Michael Shelley - Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus (Single)
Matt Felts - The Sound of Christmas
John Gannon - Sleigh Ride Around the Moon
Winterbrook - (I Won’t Be You) Christmas Turkey (Single)
Winterbrook - My Boyfriend is a Snowman (Single)
November 9th
Dan + Shay - Officially Christmas (Single)
Billy Gibbons - Jingle Bell Blues (Single)
John Mark Nelson, Tancred & Jenny Owen Youngs - Fireside (Single)
Sara Noelle - Like Snow (Slowly Falling) (Single)
Tami Neilson - River (Single)
November 10th
Superfun Yeah Yeah Rocketship - CHRISTMAS EVERYWHERE! / Christmas Crab Walk (Single)
Various Artists - Joy to the Burg 2021
November 11th
Patrick DeVille - The Best Christmas Ever (Single)
Daði Freyr - Something Magical (Single)
John Legend - You Deserve it All (Single)
Anthony Nunziata - Together for Christmas
Penniless Punk - Blue Collar Xmas Party (Single)
Plain White T’s - Winter Wonderland (Single)
Sheppard - Christmas Without You (Single)
November 12th
August Burns Red - Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Single)
Brites - Xmas in the New Old Way (Single)
Craig Campbell & Family - White Christmas (Single)
Brandon Camphor & OneWay - Christmas Joy (Single)
Julia Cole - Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree (EP)
Sarah Connor - The Christmas Song (Single) (Amazon Original)
Victor Crone - Christmas Time (Single)
Cup O’Joe - Christmas Kin (EP)
Darius de Haas - Let Me Carry You This Christmas (Single)
Skip Ewing - Christmas
Bri Fletcher - Whisky Weather (Single)
Sophia Fracassi - Christmas All Over Again (Single)
Lennie Gallant - Christmas Day on Planet Earth
Teigen Gayse - Hey Christmas (Single)
GENTRI - Season of Light
Debbie Gibson - Christmas Star (Single)
Dave Hause - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Single)
Rhonda Head - Christmas Time is Coming, Vol. 1 (EP)
Honey County - Do You Want to Build a Snowman? (Single)
Jade 10 (ft. Sisters Noel) - My Ugly Sweater (Single)
Savannah Keyes - Feel Like Christmas (Single)
The Lathums - Krampus (Single)
Jeremy Lister - Happy Holidays, Everyone
Manwell - A Manwell & Friends Christmas
Marc Martel - Hark! (EP)
Sandra McCracken (ft. Dave Barnes) - The Christmas Song (Single)
Mokita - I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Single)
Natasha Owens - Christmas Memories (Deluxe Version)
Grant-Lee Phillips - Yuletide (EP) (Reissue)
QW4RTZ - Ça goûte Noël
Nicole Rayy - A Merry Little Christmas (EP)
Ben Rector - A Ben Rector Christmas (Reissue)
Sarah Reeves - More the Merrier
Rod + Rose - Mary Had a Little Lamb (Single)
Jordan Rowe - Hometown Christmas (Single)
She & Him - Holiday (EP)
Amanda Shires - For Christmas
Reyha Stevens - ‘Tis the Season
George Strait - Strait to Christmas: Classics (Reissue)
Carrie Underwood - Stretchy Pants (Single)
Summer Walker - I Want to Come Home for Christmas (Single) (Amazon Original)
Why Don’t We - Mistletoe (Single)
Sam Williams - Snow Angel (Single)
November 14th
Valentina Way - The Advent Calendar (Single)
Various Artists - Christmas Times A’Comin’ 2021 (Medicine Show Records)
November 15th
Marcel Kapteijn - A Family Christmas (EP)
Manos Wild - Special Christmas Time!
November 16th
Chis Daily - The Third Noel
Lucas Hoge - 12.25
Anson Seabra - A Heartfelt Holiday (EP)
November 17th
Ashnikko - Carol of the Bells (Single) (Spotify)
El Alfa, El Cherry Scom, Kiki El Crazy & Shelow Shaq - Prende el Arbolito (Single) (Spotify)
Caylee Hammack - Hard Candy Christmas (Single) (Spotify)
jxdn - Happy Holidays, You Bastard (Single) (Spotify)
L.A. Exes - My Favorite Time of Year (Single)
LeeHi - For You (Holiday Remix) (Single) (Spotify)
Benjamin Francis Leftwich - Tinsel in the River (Single)
LOVA - Happy New Year (Single) (Spotify)
Maitro - Holiday Season (Reissue)
MisterWives - Jingle Bell Rock (Single) (Spotify)
Chandler Moore - It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (Single) (Spotify)
Nao - This Christmas (Single) (Spotify)
Spoon - Christmas Time (is Here Again) (Single) (Spotify)
Alexandra Streliski - Silent Night (Piano Solo) (Single) (Spotify)
Surfaces - Little Saint Nick (Single) (Spotify)
Up With Glue - Up With Glue Christmas
November 18th
Jazzy Ash - Fly Through the Sky (Single)
Jazzy Ash - ‘Zat You Santa Claus? (Single)
Will Joseph Cook - No Time to Be Alone (Single)
Dream Nails - Lonely Star (Christmas Song) (Single)
Never Ending 80s - Never Ending 80s Christmas EP
Sarah Ryder - You Ain’t Gettin’ $#!T This Year (Single)
Various Artists - XO for the Holidays, Vol. X
November 19th
Josh Abbott Band - Christmas Was (EP)
Todd Almond - A Pony for Christmas
Anthem Lights - Last Christmas/Leave Before You Love Me (Single)
Jonathan Antoine - Christmasland (Platinum Edition)
The Aquabats! - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Too! (EP)
The Aquadolls - Xmas Wrapping (Single)
Sarah Aroeste - Hanuká!
Dave Barnes - I Wish it Would Snow (EP)
Jamie Barnes - Christmas, Vol. 6 (EP)
The Bittersweets - Love Came Down at Christmas (Single)
Blackbird - Christmas Getaway (Single)
Blackmore’s Night - Winter Carols (Deluxe Edition)
Branden & James - A Christmas Gift
Brassfield - A Christmas EP, Vol. 2
Michael Bublé - Christmas (Deluxe 10th Anniversary Edition)
Elizabeth Chan - Greatest of These Days
Jamie Cullum - The Pianoman at Christmas (The Complete Edition)
Aaron Drake - O Silent Transparencies: An Anthology of Christmas Music
Eagles of Death Metal - EODM Presents: A Boots Electric Christmas (EP)
Kat Edmonson - Holiday Swingin’!: A Kat Edmonson Christmas, Vol. 1
The Pete Ellman Big Band - The Twelve Grooves of Christmas
Ciara Fox - Across the Miles (Single)
Delta Goodrem - Only Santa Knows (Deluxe Edition)
Jake Hoot & The Tenors - When Christmas Has Come and Gone (Single)
TJ Jackson - Snowed In (Single)
José James - Merry Christmas from José James
Cody Johnson - A Cody Johnson Christmas
Justy - A Very Justy Christmas (EP)
Paul Kelly - Paul Kelly’s Christmas Train
Chad Knight - A Silent Knight Christmas
Land of Color - O Holy Night
L’aupaire - Jingle Bells (Single)
María León, Paty Cantú & María José - All I Want for Christmas is You (Single) (Amazon Original)
Leona Lewis - Christmas, With Love Always
Nils Lofgren - Season’s Greeting From Nils & Amy (EP)
Make Like Monkeys - Aaahh!!! Real Christmas
Reba McEntire - I Needed Christmas (Single)
Lori McKenna - Christmas is Right Here (EP)
The Mining Co. - Last Stop for Tired Reindeer/Holy Star (Single)
Moscow Apartment - Just Like Christmas (Single)
Nihilistics - Merry Christmess (EP) (Reissue)
John Owen-Jones - The Christmas Album
Billy Porter - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Single)
Rod + Rose - Winter Wonderland (Single)
David Shaw & The Gifters - Blue Christmas (Single)
Stippenlift - Last Mij Kerst Maar Alleen (Single)
Tall Poppy Syndrome - Come Some Christmas Eve (Holiday Mix) (Single)
The Sing Team & John Mark McMillan - All I Want for Christmas is You (Single)
Bryson Tiller - A Different Christmas (EP)
Randy Travis - An Old Time Christmas (Deluxe Edition)
The Trills - Like It’s Christmas (EP)
Vineyard Worship - Adore Him: Vineyard Worship Christmas
Nick Vivid - Christmas Alone (Single)
Ingeborg von Agassiz - Coventry Carols
Patricia Vonne - My Favorite Holiday
Nicky William - It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (Single)
Lucinda Williams - Lu’s Jukebox, Vol. 5: Have Yourself a Rockin’ Little Christmas (Reissue)
Various Artists - The Jolliest Elf (Original Soundtrack)
Various Artists - A Very Cherry Christmas, Vol. 15
November 20th
Joost Dijkema - An Arm Around Jack Frost (Single)
Lisa Howard - The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
November 21st
Tom Cardy - Not Quite Almost Christmas Time (Single)
Jenna Citrus - It’s Christmas Time (Single)
Eddie James - Glory
November 22nd
David Begun - The Twelve Days of Kendrick
Louise Connell - For Christmas (EP)
Red Desert Motel - Busted Christmas (Single)
Rich & Rowe - Santa’s Got a Dirty Job (Single)
Marit and Rona - Nollaig (EP)
Sleeping at Last - It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas (Single)
Taylor Swift - Christmas Tree Farm (Old Timey Version) (Amazon Original)
November 23rd
King Khan & Rip Hickie - FUCKKK YOUR HOLIDAZE​!​!​! (Single)
Maccabeats - Illuminating (Single)
J.D. Shelburne - It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Christmas (Single)
Six13 - West Side Chanukah Story (Single)
Various Artists - Christmas Mistletunes (Nettwerk)
November 24th
Gabrielle Aplin - Just Like Christmas (Single)
Beautiful Chorus - A Beautiful Christmas
Dolly Valentine - Holidays, I’m Far Away (Single)
Kellers - Lump of Coal (Single)
Memorial - In the Arms of December (Single)
Petrol Girls - I’ll Give You Motherfuckers Christmas (Single)
Dallas Rodin - Seasons Change…We Change Too
Kelly Rowland - Wonderful Time (Single)
Sofia Talvik - A Memory of Snow (Single)
The Wonder Years - Threadbare (Single)
Various Artists - Scarlet Moon Christmas, Vol. VI
November 25th
Braden Blake & The Oh Wells - Satin Bows (and Arrows) (EP)
Deb Bowman - A Big Love Holiday
The Classic Brown - For Christmas’ Sake (Reissue)
CRUST - A Very CRUSTy Christmas (Definitive Edition)
Hob the Troll - Troll the Ancient Yuletide Carols, Vol. 2 (EP)
Low Key Trampoline - A Low Key Christmas
Make Like Monkeys - Just One Song for Christmas (Single)
Marquis & The Rhythm Howlers - White Christmas (Single)
David Schembri - A Christmas Lament (Oh Shit It’s Christmastime Again) (Single)
SilkTies - Let’s Christmas Like We’ve Never Done Before (Single)
Various Artists - A Sota Christmas (Reissue)
November 26th
Lee Aaron - Almost Christmas (New Version)
Gary Barlow - The Dream of Christmas (Deluxe)
Anna Bergendahl - Christmas Day (Single)
Caleb and Kelsey - The Christmas Ballads (EP)
Cort Carpenter - This is Christmas
ChumZilla - Gruß vom Krampus
Wild Earp & The Free for Alls - A Cynical Christmas
Mike Farris - Havana Santa (Single)
G. Love - Coming Back Home for Christmas!
Gerhardt - Let Love Lead the Way (Single)
Paul Gilbert - ‘TWAS
Beth Hart - Angels From the Realm of Glory (From the Netflix Film A Castle for Christmas) (Single)
JAGMAC - Wrapped Up (Single)
JUSTY - Christmas Without Me (Single)
Randall King - I Only Want You for Christmas (Single)
Ricky Koole, Frank Lammers & Ocobar - My Own Damn Christmas Tree (Single)
Lagoona Bloo - Blue Christmas (Single)
Duncan Laurence - Wishes Come True (Single)
Emmy Law - Different This Year (Single)
Linneah - Naughty and Nice (EP)
The Loud House - A Loud House Christmas (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
The Luckiest Citizen of All - Jingle Bells to Far Away (Single)
The Lucky Face - Another Christmas Song (Reindeer Edit)
Majestica - A Christmas Carol (Extended Version)
Kimié Miner - Christmas in Hawai’i (EP)
MxPx - Hold Your Tongue and Say Apple (Single)
William Nesmith - Deck the Halls (Single)
ORCumentary - Fully Festive (Single)
Kamryn Palmer - Go Tell it on the Mountain (Single)
Rachel Panchal - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Single)
The Peppermint Kicks - It’s a Peppermint Christmas
Planetshakers, Mateus Asato & Jesus Molina - A Very Merry Christmas (Single)
The Puppini Sisters - Dear Santa, I Can Explain… (EP)
Greta Ray - It’s Almost Christmas in Philly (Single)
Ben Rector - The Best is Yet to Come (A Song for the New Year) (Single)
Cliff Richard & Collabro - Mistletoe and Wine (Single)
ROZES - A Very ROZES Christmas, Vol. 2 (Single)
RuPaul - Hey Sis, It’s Christmas (Single)
Zachary Russell - The Twelve Days EP
SayWeCanFly - Cup of Cheer (Original Movie Soundtrack) (Reissue)
Saint Etienne - Her Winter Coat (EP)
Ron Sexsmith - Maybe This Christmas (Single) (Reissue)
Simple Plan - My Christmas List (Single) (Reissue)
Robin Thicke - Perfect Holiday (Single)
This Modern - Blackin Out 4 Xmas (Single)
Track Dogs & The Barefoot Movement - How Christmas Was Meant to Be (Single) (Reissue)
Vista Blue - A John Waters Christmas Tribute (EP)
Vogon Poetry - The Christmas Song (Single)
Watoto - What Child is This (Emirembe)
Winterbrook - Polar Bear for Christmas (Single)
The Yule Logs - Fezziwig
Various Artists - Christmas Dreamers: Yuletide Country (1960-1972) (Reissue)
Various Artists - It’s a Cool, Cool Christmas (Reissue)
Various Artists - R#XMAS (Metalville Records)
Various Artists - 24 (wiaiwya)
Various Artists - A very South Bay Xmas: First Edition
November 27th
Casta - The 12 Beats of Christmas (10th Anniversary Edition)
The Fisherman and His Soul & The Radio Field - Santa’s Bat (Single)
Jawan M. Jackson & Isaiah Templeton - White Christmas (Single)
The Rod Moore Band - Why Can’t Christmas Be Just Another Day (Single)
November 28th
Aicia Keys - Oh Holy Night (Sweet Dreams (EP)) (iTunes)
Kosha Dillz & Nissim Black - The Hanukkah Song 2.0 (Single)
Sexy Robotnik - Scenes From a Bad Time
Various Artists - Fleas Naughty Dog, Vol. 9
November 29th
Tim Dawn - Christmas Time (Make it Up to You) (Single)
Beau Jennings - The Christmas Light
Stray Kids - Christmas EveL (EP)
November 30th
First to Eleven - Christmas 2021 (EP)
Leslie Jordan & Cheyenne Jackson - Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth (Single)
Devon Kay & The Solutions - Christmas Wrapping (Single)
Maverick City Music & Mav City Gospel Choir - A Very Maverick Christmas
The Non Traditionals - I Don’t Carol (EP)
Sabertooth Unicorn - Merry Fuckin’ Christmas
Single All the Way - Single All the Way
Solo Project - I Wish it Was Christmas (Single)
Alyssa Trahan - Gingerbread House (EP)
Vulture Club - Let it Snow (Single)
December 1st
Justine Blazer - Jolly!
CADAVERIC INCUBATOR/UNDERGANG - Christmas Split (Single)
Cast of Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist - Music from Zoey’s Extraordinary Christmas (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
The Cavernous - A Very Cavernous Christmas
Ryan Chrys & The Rough Cuts - Chrystmas Cuts
Darren Criss - A Very Darren Crissmas (Deluxe Edition)
Dale - Lucifer’s Christmas (Single)
Dolly Valentine - Hey Santa Claus (Single)
Matt Dorien - Christmas in LA (Single)
Charlie Faye &The Fayettes - Rockin’ Through the Holidays (Single)
Shanta Fuentes - Snow Baby (Fa La La La Love) (Single)
Galactapus - You Better Not Cry (A Xmas EP)
The Happy Somethings - It’s Christmas Time (we’re as miserable as sin) E.P.
Kody Havoc - The Christmas EP
Don Insect - Christmas 2021
The Lumineers & Daniel Rodriguez - This is Life (Merry Christmas) (Single)
Zach Malm - What Does Christmas Mean to You? (Single)
Billy Nomates - Christmas is for Lovers, Ghosts & Children (Single)
Maura Shaftoe - The Places We Belong (Single)
Signals in Smoke - Santa Can Wait (EP)
Smalltown Poets - O Holy Night (Single)
Luke Stone - Actual Footage EP
The Ugly Lovers - Gettin’ Drunk for Xmas (Single)
Dolly Valentine - Hey Santa Claus (Single)
Ivana Raymonda van der Veen - Sweetest Christmas (Single)
Wake Up and Smell the Sun - Electric Snow at Birth (Single)
Wild Bill & The Lost Knobs - Honky Tonk Holidaze (Live)
wingclipper - Holiday Breaks
Various Artists - Fixed Frequency Presents: Holiday Wrecker, Vol. II
Various Artists - Miracle on Comm Ave 2021
December 2nd
Jim Babjak - It’s Love on Christmas Day/Christmas Eve, Without Your Love (Single) (Reissue)
Christmas Aguilera - All Wrapped Up/All I Want is You (Single)
Hotel Nights - Angels in the Snow (Single)
Shelem - Cheers! It’s Christmas Baby (Single)
Wake Up and Smell the Sun - The Christmas Lessons (Single)
December 3rd
Apollo5 - A Deep But Dazzling Darkness
James Arthur - Christmas Bells (Single)
AWALK - Holy Night/Silent Night (Single)
Bay City Rollers - Rollin’ Into Christmas (Single)
Beach Bunny - Christmas Caller (Single)
David Boulter - Twelve Bells for Libuse (EP)
The Boy Least Likely To - Two Christmases/Merry Christmas Everyone (Single)
Neil Brogan - Two Christmas Songs, 2021 (Single)
Bungas - A Very Burgas Christmas (EP)
Christmas Crackers - Christmas Crackers (EP)
Clean Pete &Robin Kester - Slaap Diep, Slaap Zacht (Coventry Carol) (Single)
The Cleaners From Venus - Christabel’s Party (EP)
Corvair - Under the Tree (Single)
Death By Eggnog - Death By Eggnog, Vol. 2 (EP)
Don’t Call Me Ishmael - From Lapland (With Love) (Single)
El Sancho - Jollier Than Thou
Elvis E - Elvis E Christmas (EP)
Eureka Machines vs Chris Catalyst - Stay Another Christmas Every Day (EP)
Lowri Evans - Christmas Collection: Casgliad Nadolig (Reissue)
Exile - Joyful Noise
Feline & Strange - Keinachten/Nolidays (EP) (Reissue)
Ferals - Last Christmas (Single)
The Floozies - Miracle on Funk Street (EP)
Fotoform - They Say It’s Always Lonely (Single)
Grandaddy - It Was A Silent Night Until Jeff Lynne Arrived (Single)
The Hannah Barberas - Winter EP
J.M. Hart - Maybe Next Year (Single)
THE HECK - Bad Christmas (Single)
The Incurables - Christmas Comes Tonight (Single)
Zachary James - Wonder & Joy
Norah Jones - I Dream of Christmas (Deluxe)
Krampusnacht - Krampusferatu
Librarians With Hickeys - Jingle Jangle Heart (Single)
Little Magic Sam - You for Christmas (Single)
S. Lois - We Now Bid You Welcome (Single)
The Lottery Winners - Something to Leave the House For (Christmas Edition)
Tyler Meacham & Margox - Winter Song (Single)
Francis Moon - Christmas With You (Single)
New Found Glory - December’s Here
Joe Newberry & April Verch - On This Christmas Day
David Newton & Thee Mighty Angels - Winter Tragedy (Single)
Peach PRC - I’ve Been Bad Santa (EP)
The Photocopies - Under Christmas Lights (Single)
Katie Pruitt - Merry Christmas Mary Jane (Single)
The Push Stars - When Christmas Comes Home
Anika Pyle - The Way You Look at Me (Single)
al Riggs - Christmas or Else
Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Merry Christmas (Single)
E. Dewey Smith - Let Praises Ring (EP)
Straight No Chaser - Christmas Like (Single)
Swansea Sound - Happy Christmas to Me/Merry Christmas Darlings (Single)
Maggie Szabo & Dylan Chambers - Christmas Without You (Single)
Terrorvision - Santa Never Came (Single)
This Wild Life - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Single)
Frans van Deursen - Christmas Wasn’t Made for You and Me (Single)
The Vandals - 25th Annual Christmas Formal
Wake Up and Smell the Sun - Christmas People (Single)
We Banjo 3 - A Winter Wonderful
Kathryn Williams & Carol Ann Duffy - Midnight Chorus
Jack Willow Jr. - Merry Xmas (to my ex-miss ) (Single)
Worthington’s Law - I Don’t Wanna Be Santa (Single)
Ye Banished Privateers - A Pirate Stole My Christmas
Various Artists - On the Upbeat Presents…Arose Such a Clatter 2021
Various Artists - ASTR Holiday Rambler 2021
Various Artists - Holiday Songs in B Flat (HolyCrapCommunity)
Various Artists - No Sleep till Christmas 9
Various Artists - Shitter’s Full
December 4th
Gold Baby - Looks Like a Cold, Cold Winter (Single)
The Green Reflectors - Reindeer Vacation (Single)
The Winona Project - The Legend of Iglos
December 5th
Rhonda Burchmore - A Red Hot Swingin’ Christmas
The Jason Frederick Cinematic Trio - Wonderful Christmastime (Single)
Tenderhooks - Santa (Single)
Various Artists - Mark Malibu Presents: Surfin’ Kitty X-mas 2
December 6th
Eliandnet - The Soothing Christmas Album
The Girl With the Replaceable Head - The Lipstick Botox Singles (Reissue)
Krista Herring - Make the Most of the Mistletoe This Year (Single)
Peesh - Festive Four EP (Reissue)
Matt Squared - Synthmas Tidings (EP)
Russell Shaddox - A Pair of Spicy Christmas Nuts (Single)
Sleeping at Last - Winter Wonderland (Single)
The True Olympians - Holiday Collection (Reissue)
Various Artists - 2021 Holiday Special (Joyful Noise Recordings)
December 7th
Bad Bad Hats - Sally Sweet Tooth (Single)
Ex-Rental - Christmas in the Synthesizer Age (EP) (Reissue)
Jimmy Fallon, Ariana Grande & Megan Thee Stallion - It Was a… (Masked Christmas) (Single)
Mike Jones - Santa Season!
Sally Shapiro - Christmas Escape (Single)
Various Artists - Christmas With The Chosen: The Messengers
Various Artists - Nollaig V: Brollaig
December 8th
Big Freedia - Tis the Season (Single)
The Currie Brothers - Christmas With The Currie Brothers II (EP)
The Dollyrots - One More Sleep (Single)
Claudia Robin Gunn & Friends - Little Wild Christmas, Vol. 2
Jon Gambles - Nobody Wants to Be Alone (at Christmas) (Single)
Hazy Sour Cherry - Bell of the Beginning (Single)
Jonny Houlihan - It’s Christmas Time Again (Single)
Sean Keller - Holy Friggin Crap It’s Christmas (Single)
Daniella Mass - A Very Festive Christmas With Daniella Mass
Pedwell - A Different Kind of Christmas 2
Skatune Network - Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Single)
JM Stevens - A Different Kind of Christmas (Single)
Surfbort - Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (Single)
Vandell Andrews - Holiday Melodies (EP)
Various Artists - A Billsdon Christmas III: An Independent Festive Songbook
December 9th
Cheer Up! - Merry Christmas From Cheer Up! (Single)
Katie Ferrara, Lucy & La Mer - Ribbons and Bows (Single)
Mike Goodrick - Run Run Rudolph (Single)
The Grapes & Friends - One More Christmas (Single)
Lisa Knapp - Cherry Tree Carol (Single)
Leverage Models - Celebrant: Holiday Songs From the Hope Chest (2011-2013) (Reissue)
Randolph’s Leap - Christmas Album (Reissue)
SB19 - Ligaya (Single)
Shame - Baldur’s Gate (Single)
Twitchers - Ode to Just Like Christmas (Single)
December 10th
Bellefrog - Iceberg Theory (EP)
Bert & Vief - Alles Wat Ik Wil (Single)
Better Than Ezra - Merry Christmas Eve (Single) (Reissue)
Boris - Noël (Single)
Nicholas Burgess - Crystal Christmas Sky 2022 (Single)
Rudy Currence & Raheem DeVaughn - Christmas Pick Me Up (Single)
Beatrice Deer - Christmas (Shifting)
Division Order - Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Everyone! (EP)
Lowri Evans - Bron yn Ddydd Nadolig (Single)
Lowri Evans - Not Long Till Christmas (Single)
The Fabulous Playground Family - Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Single)
Half Past Two - Holidays (EP)
Ro Halfhide - Santa Claus is Leaving (Single)
Haolocene - Holocene Holidays: 2021 (EP)
JJ Heller - Welcome to Our World (EP)
Hotel Nights - Jesus Jazz (Single)
Jennifer Hudson - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) (Single)
jxdn - Christmas Sucks (Tell Me About Tomorrow (Deluxe))
Labasheeda - Old Traditions (EP)
Lorna - Footprints in the Snow (Single)
Lost Cat - Winter Wonderland (Single)
Lowbrow - All I Want for Xmas is You (Single)
Lucas Meachem - All I Want (EP)
Mela Collective - Santa Can’t Find Me If I Hide Under The Xmas Covers (EP)
Milkweed - Milkweed Sings Carols (EP)
Hayley Orrantia - The Same Way (Single)
Park - Drunk at Christmas Again (Single)
Kristian Noel Pederson - Songs About Christmas (AKKCXIII) (EP)
Pom Poms - Christmas Postcard (Single) (Reissue)
The Ragged Flags - Christmas in the Rain (Single)
The Ragged Flags - Ragged Christmas Crackers (Reissue)
Edsilia Rombley & Niels Geusebroek - Mary, Did You Know? (Single)
Rosie & The Rivets - Hey! Santa (Single)
Ryanhood - A Winter's Evening With Ryanhood (Live at Hotel Congress)
Alexander Rybak - Hold Me (Single)
Salvation Alley - Marshmallow World (Single)
Screaming Orphans - Happy Christmas, Vol. 1
The Shacks - Gotta Be Christmas/Christmas Time is Here (Single)
Laurie Shaw - Snow Day (E.P.)
Julia Stone - Everything is Christmas
Todd Tilghman - Old Photos at Christmastime (EP)
U2 - I Believe in Father Christmas (EP) (Reissue)
Nicky William - You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Single)
Elle Winter - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) (Single)
Ziemba - I’ll Be Home for Christmas (Unsubtle Magic)
Ziemba - Only Lonely Christmas (Unsubtle Magic)
Various Artists - A Damaged Christmas Gift for You (Reissue)
Various Artists - It’s Hard to Dance When It’s Cold and There’s No Music: Kill Rock Stars Winter Holiday Album, Vol. 2
Various Artists - No Sleep till Christmas 9
Various Artists - Snowflakes Christmas Singles (2021 Edition): The Shacks - Gotta Be Christmas/Christmas Time is Here (Single)
December 11th
Christian Cordes - In the Key of Christmas
Wake Up and Smell the Sun - The Christmas Card Committee (Single)
Various Artists - Hey Santa! The 2021 Cape Cod Christmas Cavalcade for the Homeless
Various Artists - Hot Nog: A Small Batch Holiday Compilation
Various Artists - Super Friends: Holiday Mix, Vol. 11
December 12th
The Dice Cubes - Take on Christmas
Andy & Elise Pokel - One and All: Vespers for Advent
December 13th
Ingenious Devices - WAR ON XMAS! (Single)
Long Neck - Night Before Christmas Eve (Single)
Eddie Money, Jesse Money & Dez Money - Everybody Loves Christmas: A Song for Dad (Single)
Skatune Network & Really From - The Christmas Song (Single)
Various Artists - A Very DIY Christmas 2021
Various Artists - Wild Xmas With Bomarr, Vol. 13
Various Artists - A Polaroid for Christmas 2021
December 14th
Jhené Aiko - Wrap Me Up (Single)
Aaron Hale - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Single)
Jonny Houlihan - Santa Claus, Could You Bring Me a Beer? (single)
Blue Kathee - Xmas on Arakis (Single)
+/- {Plus/Minus} - All the Light Left Behind (Single)
Spaceface - Nicky (Holiday Song) (Single)
TATSU - Wrap it Up
Tony Trischka - The Christmas Medley (Single)
Wake Up and Smell the Sun - Ye Miner St. Christmas Hymnal (Single)
Various Artists - Shapeless Surprises (4-4-2 Music)
December 15th
Ray Angry, Marcus King, Liv Warfield, Questlove & Black Thought - #Toyland (Single)
Bankshot, TheFatJuice & Boxer Ninja - Wrapped Up
Department of Creative Affairs - Waikiki Christmas (Single)
Girl Named Tom - No Snow for Christmas (Single)
Shelley Harland - In My Arms for Christmas (Single)
Robert James - Sweet Tooth Christmas Mix (EP)
Modesty Blaise - I’ll Be Home for Xmas (Single)
The Ornaments - Cryin’ (Single)
J Ross - One More Merry Christmas (Home Demo) (Single)
Sentinel - Silver Bells (Single)
STUDS - Christmas Without You (Single)
TWICE - Doughnut (EP)
Ivana Raymonda van der Veen - Sleigh Ride (Single)
Windymills- Again it is Christmas (EP)
December 16th
Buggs - In the Bleak Midwinter (Single)
High Tropics - Lonely Christmas (Single)
Jules Larson - Bring on the Cheer (Single)
Little Treblemakers - Marshmallow World (Single)
One Member of Loose Articles & One Member of Hallan - Christmas in Hulme (Single)
Yoko Ono - Listen, The Snow is Falling (Single) (Reissue)
Software - A Very Softwire Christmas
Tony Trischka & Phoebe Hunt - Christmas Night (Single)
Various Artists - A Christmas Present for You (From Zero Hour) (Reissue)
Various Artists - Ho! Ho! Ho! Canada XIII
December 17th
The Bathroom Poets - Elf on a Shelf (Single)
Benny Benack III & Steven Feifke - Season’s Swingin’ Greetings (Deluxe Edition)
The Bittersweets - Joy to the World (Single)
Dax - Grinch Goes Viral (Single)
Katie Malco - The First Snow (Alternate Version) (Single)
Gucci Mane - So Icy Christmas
Charles J. Hunk & The Trainwreck - Trainwreck the Halls (EP)
Krizz Kaliko - Wrapped Up ‘21 (EP)
LadBaby. Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Sausage Rolls for Everyone (Single)
Hans Pucket - I Don't Know What To Get You For Christmas (Do I Really Love You​?​) / Drink With My Friends (Single)
Edsilia Rombley & Elske DeWall - Where Are You Christmas (Single)
Alexander Rybak - Hold Me (Amir Aly Mix) (Single)
Shack 25 - Low Carb Christmas (Single)
The Slow Summits - (Just Another) Holy Night (Single)
Small Signals - Merry (Reissue)
Pablo van De Poel - Only for You (Christmas Gloom) (Single)
Windymills- Christmas, Pt. 2 (Single)
Wolf Blitzer - Elf Union (Single)
Various Artists - Christmas Mixtape VII
Various Artists - Helpin’ Aht 4: The Holidays!
Various Artists - Lofi Holiday Mixtape, Vol. 2 (EP)
Various Artists - Nadal a 10 bandes, Vol. 2 (Discos Pinya)
Various Artists - Parking Lot Record Co. Presents: A Skeleton Crew Christmas Album, Vol. 2
Various Artists - Retro Promenade: It’s Christmas Time! VII
Various Artists - Songwriting Club Holiday Compilation 2021
December 18th
Cimitir - The Snowfall Slasher (and Other Creepy Christmas Conjurings) (EP)
Discomfort and Joy - Discomfort and Joy Presents​.​.​.​Have Yourself a Merry Little Half​-​Assed Christmas, Vol. 11: I'm Indifferent
The Fellas - A Regrettable Christmas Album 2021
Bryson Tiller x Pentatonix - The Christmas Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) (Single)
Various Artists - The Pedale Baroque Christmas Single 2021
December 19th
Chestnut Brown - Music to Await Santa By (EP)
Kai Danzberg, Myles Josephh & Andy Patchell - Oh, What a Christmas!
Good Will Anything - The Christmas Impasse Split (Single)
Charlotte Moroz & Guy Capecelatro III - Mary Christmas
Aaron Spade - Santa Claus (Single) (Reissue)
December 20th
Baby Club - Naivety Scene (EP)
The Bellegards & Glad to See You - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (Single)
Amery Bielli - Santa Claus Emergency (Single)
Cheekface - Emphatically Noel. (EP)
Skatune Network - Toy Day (Single)
Various Artists - Cigar Box Nation Christmas Album 2021
December 21st
After School Special - Stop the Cavalry (Single)
The Christmas Albums - The Xmas EP (Reissue)
Sarah Harmer & Georgia Harmer - Silver Bells (Single)
Sharks’ Teeth - Broken Trust in Santa (EP)
TOMORROW X TOGETHER - Sweet Dreams (Single)
Windymills - Christmas, Pt. 3 (Single)
Various Artists - Christmas 2021 (Z Tapes)
December 22nd
bxris bekka/Frankly - CHRistmas (Split EP)
Black Russians - Feel the Christmas (EP)
Hunter’s Christmas Project - 2021 (Single)
The Poppermost - Christmas With The Poppermost
Reindeer Tribe - I’m Gonna Shout It!
Sleigher - Seasons Greetings in the Abyss (Single)
Crawford Smith - Christmas in Hell (Single)
Aaron Spade & Spampinato Bros. - Merry Christmas Baby (Single)
State Champs - Ordinary Christmas (Single)
Wintermoot. - Bittersweet (A Holiday EP)
December 23rd
Robert Dayton & Drew Smith - The Best Christmas This Year (Single)
The Adam Glass - Merry Christmas You Old Building and Loan (EP)
How to Swim - Melt (Single)
Jebb - Christmas Time for Many Minds (Single)
Merkel & The Merkelettes - Christmas in Space
Kristian Noel Pederson - (Kinda) Live at Curries!
Mia Stegner - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Single)
Various Artists - Arbor Christmas, Vol. 22
Various Artists - The Great Pacific Presents: Pendleton Jazz Club & Friends Holiday Pageant (The Album), Vol. 2
Various Artists - A Very Bratty Christmas: A Benefit for SWMO Solidarity
December 24th
Andy Beisel & The Buccaneers - One Bitchin’ Xmas Presents: 5th Wave Xmas (EP)
Zack DiMarco - Next Christmas (Single)
Ziggy Grover - If it Gets Cold Tonight (Single)
Iced Shank - Yule Log (Single)
Kris Jenner, Travis Barker & Kourtney Kardashian - Jingle Bells (Single)
Jeff Jensen Family - Baby in a Manger (Single)
Jeff Jensen Family - Go Tell it on the Mountain (Single)
Marmelade - Happy Christmas! with some tobacco
Monkeys for Government - Kisses for Christmas (Single)
nostraightanswer - No Saints Around (EP)
Sjowgren - This Year for Christmas (Single)
Thrice a Chuckle - Volume VIII
V - Christmas Tree (Our Beloved Summer (Original Television Soundtrack), Pt. 5 (Single))
The Van Bloom Brothers - Tinseltown Tidings (EP)
Various Artists - Let's Talk Christmas 8: Now Here's What I Call Christmas: Christmas Can't W8ght
Various Artists - Merry Spookmas With Black Kingdom Records
December 25th
The Bears - Fuzzy Christmas (EP)
Joseph Bradshaw - The Night Before Christmas (in Texas, That Is) (Single)
NOT BY MY HANDS - Blue Christmas (EP)
December 28th
Born Without Bones - NYE (EP)
TBA
Anna Bergendahl
The Brave - Christmas Everyday (Single)
Cats in Space
The Church Will Sing - Christmas (EP)
Bryan Duncan
Lowri Evans
Keith Harkin - Santa Please Come Home (EP)
Cory Henry
Benjamin Ingrosso
K.C. Jones & Daniel Coolik - A Very Melancholy Christmas (EP)
Peggy Lee - Santa Caught a Cold on Christmas Eve (Single) (Reissue)
Legendary Vocals by Peter Hollens - All is Bright
Legendary Vocals by Peter Hollens - All is Calm
LUNARSOLAR - Christmas is You (Single)
Kailey Nicole - Blue Christmas (Single)
The Non Traditionals
The Ornaments
Shamina
Sharks’ Teeth - Broken Trust in Santa (EP)
Ben Snowden - Christmas Mashup (Single)
SUN - All I Want for Christmas is You (Single)
Tusse
Voicedude - Last Christmas it Rained Tacos (Cascada vs. Parry Gripp) (Single)
Voicedude - The Son is Coming to Town (Michael Bublé vs. The Beatles) (Single)
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