#dark black patches

[reyrapidsbutgayer]

Ranking All Elden Ring Bosses by Fuckability

It was only a matter of time until I made a post like this. (And an equally horrible post featuring the DLC bosses.)

In this hypothetical all of the bosses can be reasonably communicated with and are not actively trying to kill you.

Repeat bosses not included, duo bosses counted seperate.

It should also be assumed that all of these bosses have access to their magic/items/resources to benefit them in bed.

Explanation of Grading system:

Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)

These characters are not sentient enough to communicate consent, or are physically incapable of sex.

Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)

Character sucks so badly that they do not deserve to experience pleasure in any shape or form.

Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)

These character are fully capable of sex but would never participate in sex due to lack of interest or overabundance of moral convictions.

Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)

I mean, you COULD have sex with these characters but why would you?

Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)

These characters are average in bed, nothing crazy or noticeable. Some might end up in this category because they ARE good at sex, but the entire process would be inconvenient or uncomfortable to initiate.

Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)

These characters are good at sex, give or take a few points depending on their mood or situation.

Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)

These characters excel in giving pleasure and would be well worth the time and effort involved.

Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)

These characters would be so good at sex that all other factors are irrelevant. They are serving and we are here for it.

Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)

These are characters that should fall lower in the rankings, but their sexual prowess supersedes their inherent awfulness to a noteworthy degree.

Full list below the read more. Obviously it's not going to be sfw.

Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)

Dragonkin Soldier:

Mindless beast

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.

Fia's Champions:

Ghosts, simps.

Regal Ancestor Spirit

Animal

Erdtree Avatar

A plant

Great Wyrm Theodorix

Mindless beast.

Ulcerated Tree Spirit

A plant, no junk

Tibia Mariner:

Skeleton

Red Wolf of the Champion:

Animal.

Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast

Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.

Abductor Virgin

First off, just some snakes in a robot. Second, virgin.

Erdtree Burial Watchdog

Stone gargoyle

Crystalians

Non-organic

Mad Pumpkin Heads

Unable to consent due to madness.

Cemetery Shade

Unable to consent due to mind controlling parasite.

Spirit-Caller Snail

Animal

Runebear

Animal

Miranda the Blighted Bloom

A plant

Guardian Golem

Stone gargoyle

Starscourge Radahn:

Unable to consent due to madness

Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)

Elden Beast:

Too catholic.

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing:

Dick game weak - unironically posts joker memes.

Omenkiller:

Basically a cop.

Necromancer Garris:

Killed his family, not a good husband.

Royal Revenant:

Won't stop screaming (in an unsexy way)

Godrick the Grafted:

Incel - Also all that murder and torture business but mostly the Incel stuff.

Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)

Valiant Gargoyle:

Could probably have sex if it wanted to, but is kinda going through a lot right now. Ya know, that whole "Is made of several corpses mashed together" thing.

Malenia, Blade of Miquella:

Look, I ALSO wanted her to higher up on this list, but let's be honest here. Her body is rotting and falling apart, she just isn't up for sex in her current form. In her prime? She'd be top of the list. She's the daughter of Marika and Radagon, she'd be playing fuck/marry/kill with every warrior who crossed her path. (in that order)

Death Rite Bird:

I think it might be physically capable of sex, but is too busy burning corpses to bother with stuff like that.

Black Blade Kindred:

Same reason as the Valiant Gargoyle but you might have like 2% more of a chance because they are goth.

Maliketh, the Black Blade:

Would normally be a sex god, but is too religious. Probably took a vow about this sort of thing.

Morgott, the Omen King:

You kidding me? This guy has the same energy as a repressed youth pastor. He's gonna be a virgin till the day he dies. The dude sided with the same religious order that locked him a sewer and tried to kill him. He's not out there getting phone numbers he's too busy praying and judging others for their 'impure thoughts'.

Draconic Tree Sentinel:

Married to his job, also physically chained to his horse. He ain't taking off that armor anytime soon.

Wormface:

Too sad, leave him alone his face is full of worms.

Tree Sentinel:

Same as the Draconic Tree Sentinel but he's a tiny bit more naive so you might have a better chance.

Elder Dragon Greyoll:

Too sleepy, but still kinda a milf.

Grafted Scion:

There might be some genitals in there somewhere but I don't think they know how or even want to use them.

Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)

Esgar, Priest of Blood:

No sense of hygiene, is always covered in blood (in an unsexy way)

Mohg, Lord of Blood:

This loser is dripping with all the least sexy bodily fluids and he has sharp horns sticking out of him. Even if you got him in bed you'd only enjoy like 5% of it. Plus you just know he'd be all needy afterwards and try to get you to join his MLM.

Borealis the Freezing Fog:

Too cold, not a snuggler.

Elemer of the Briar:

The armor stays ON during sex.

Kindred of Rot:

It's like all the worst possible aspects of alien biology, it won't be nearly as fun as you hoped.

Sanguine Noble:

Same as all the other Mohg followers, too sticky and too smelly.

Decaying Ekzykes:

He's sick right now, leave him alone.

Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)

Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree:

I'm sure she'd be a decent lover. Maybe a little overzealous but she'd has good intentions.

Grave Warden Duelist:

I mean these guys are hot and probably fuck like a truck but they are not the most caring lovers, also they are covered in live snakes so there is that.

Night's Cavalry:

If you like goth knights I'm sure they'd be fine.

Alabaster Lord:

Their skin probably feels like stone, but I bet they can pull off all sorts of freaky zero-g sex stuff if you ask them.

Onyx Lord:

Same as the Alabaster Lord but slightly more goth.

Fell Twins:

Once you get past the horns and stuff I bet the Omens are actually pretty good in bed, just watch out.

Demi-Human Queens:

I feel like all Demi-humans are pretty good lovers but their biology probably has some unexpected drawbacks.

Stonedigger Troll:

If you can get past the texture and the size I bet they could be decent in bed.

Flying Dragon Greyll:

A surprisingly unsexy dragon, but a dragon is a dragon and still worth at least a one night stand.

Glintstone Dragon Smarag:

A dragon willing to kill racist magic users, earns them a few extra points.

Beastman of Farum Azula:

On one hand the Beastmen probably have crazy mating skills, but they are also zombies, which detracts some points for all the decay.

Battlemage Hugues:

Contrary to popular belief, Wizards are not very good at sex. They spend all their time studying instead of partying, at least Hugues is willing to get his hands dirty.

Commander O'Neil:

Seems like a decent guy, but probably won't shut up about his time in the military. Also he is infected with scarlet rot so that might be a mood killer.

Bloodhound Knight Darriwil:

The bloodhound knights are probably pretty wild in bed if you can earn their loyalty, but good luck with that.

Adan, Thief of Fire:

The dude committed heresy, that has to earn him some sexy points.

Soldier of Godrick:

He's a good boy, he's doing his job so throw him a bone.

Flying Dragon Agheel:

One of the first dragons you encounter, so he earns some points for style.

Demi-Human Chief:

Same as the queens, but probably a bit rougher in bed.

Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)

Lichdragon Fortissax:

A much sexier dragon, you know they were hooking up with Godwin. Only loses some points for all the death rot.

Crucible Knight Siluria:

A bit gloomy, but I bet the crucible knights can do all sorts of freaky stuff with their animal body parts.

Mimic Tear:

A slippery liquid shapeshifter, need I say more?

Commander Niall:

A way better guy than O'Niel, plus he just a bit more daddy energy.

Fire Giant:

Once you get past his size, his sadness and the giant fell god of destruction in his chest, I bet he's got something going on.

Ancient Hero of Zamor:

Gives me Hercules/Amazonian vibes, I could be into it.

Cleanrot Knight:

Lesbian activities detected.

Crucible Knight:

These guys have tails, horns, wings and big old throat sacks. Imagine the possibilities.

Glintstone Dragon Adula:

Has a sword. If you hear "Dragon holding a sword" and your pants aren't already off, we can't be friends.

Bols, Carian Knight:

He seems like a good boy.

Scaly Misbegotten:

I feel like the Misbegotten have some really interesting possibilities with their animal biology. I bet they have bonobo type societies and that could be fun.

Leonine Misbegotten:

Same as the other Misbegotten.

Misbegotten Warrior:

Same as the other Misbegotten.

Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)

Crucible Knight Ordovis:

Has all the desirable traits of a Crucible Knight but I also imagine they are super into threesomes.

Perfumer Tricia:

She seems really nice, and would be a super attentive lover. Plus she probably has access to crazy drugs and could hook you up.

Nox Swordstress & Nox Priest:

You just know that the Nox were getting up to crazy hot and crazy unethical experiments in their underground cities. These two probably get up to some wild shit and they are inviting you to join them.

Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon:

As she is now, I bet she'd be too sad to really be in a relationship again. But she kept up with Radagon and you just know she has some tricks up her sleeves that could make you abandon the golden order.

Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)

Dragonlord Placidusax:

Has two male heads and three female heads, imagine...

Ancient Dragon Lansseax:

Formed a whole freaky dragon/human cult and you just know they got into some eyes-wide-shut orgies behind those doors.

Godfrey, First Elden Lord (Hoarah Loux):

We all knew he'd be this high on the list. He was just a normal dude but he managed to keep pace with Queen Marika (Who is basically a goddess of fertility) for a good long while. He will fold you in half (on the battlefield and in the bedroom.)

Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)

Radagon of the Golden Order:

He sucks in all the worst ways, but I mean... You can't NOT. Both Radagon and Marika are the embodiment of evil but they managed to suck and fuck their way across an entire continent for generations. You HAVE to give a try at least once.

Godskin Duo:

Oh my god will it be awful with all those flayed human skins, but you know you are still gonna have to. They can stretch and do all sorts of freaky stuff with their bodies, plus they kill gods and nothing is sexier than heresy.

Vyke, Knight of the Roundtable:

The dude is a mad killer but... he can still probably get it, might as well give it a try.

God-Devouring Serpent / Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy:

Personally I wouldn't, he's a loser and will probably kill you. But he is also a giant snake made up of squirming hands doing all sorts of sexual experiments, I can't blame you if you want to give it a taste.

Black Knife Assassin:

They committed a whole lot of treason but the power of armored lesbians is too hard to resist.

Patches:

If you are already having sex with from software characters, you gotta give Patches at least one attempt. When you wake up he'll have robbed you, but you knew what you were getting into.

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

this is my natural blond wash propaganda

[dripface]

Pictured above is my Extra Eyes glow in the dark patch set. These patches are all designed, embroidered, and made by me, Dripface. Use the code CREEPY for 10% off your first order. Grab a set here.

[fisheito]

found a baby yaku amidst the Sketchbook-glitch-corruption wreckage..... wondering if he flipped skin tones between black and red and everything in between until he saw his to-be-grandparents (and started mimicking THEIR skin tone....... )

[hallowclave]

She para on my humans till I [GRUESOME SOUNDS OF BUG FUELED VIOLENCE]

Redraw of a skitter design I did a little over a year ago, comparison under the read more

And the sketch. As a little treat. Just for you.

[nightshadenook]

𝙲𝚁𝙾𝚂𝚂-𝚂𝚃𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝑷𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒌𝒊𝒏 𝑷𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 || 𝘚𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘍𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴

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[zenyattaiscute]

Yoooo had a cool dream so now you get to hear my idea

Windwaker/Phantom Hourglass au

But they can turn into mermaids when they touch the water

Linebeck's tail is obvs a bunch of dark blues with some teal spots and shiny white scales

Link is a little green guppy

[fishyvamp]

Keep thinking about Fae!Hillbilly hangs around your shop all day, but is heading to the door right when you get ready to lock up. Sun beginning to set low. You do sometimes debate on keeping him inside at night, but he's not your dog. He's just a stray you feed and bathe on occasion. He basically takes care of himself if he wanted to stay you'd let him, but you heard enough tales from your grandmother to know not to keep a wild animal. You're not even sure what breed he is. you're sure he's a dog, but not anything you've seen before.

The shop is locked, inventory has been counted, books have balanced, over all a good day. It must've been late the moon already high in the sky and you're about to make your way to your apartment right above the shop when you hear frantic pawing at the door an animal whining from behind. You'd have half a brain to ignore it if it wasn't for the tug of something in your chest. Your feet moving on it's own, hands shaking as you unlock the door, you shouldn't be doing this. Whatever is out there is a threat. Whatever is pawing at your door is a danger. The moment the door is open you feel yourself knocked against the wall door bursting open as a large canine like beast bursts in using it's way to slam the door behind it as it growls and barked at whatever was out there.

You're just a wee bit dazed stars dancing in your vision, did the dog just lock the door? You watched as the dog calmed down the beast dropping to all four. You slowly recognize the dark furred canine as the one who sleeps in your shop all day. He's limping worse then usual; face dripping with blood right eye half swollen. He looked rough, but his posture apologetic as he nuzzles into your lap whining as if to say he's sorry for his rushed entrance. A warm feeling hooking in your chest. You just lay there for a moment letting the feeling fade before you try to stand and even then you stumble feeling a wave of nausea.

The Beast moving to your side having you lean on him as he helps you upstairs. His own pain discarded knowing he had hurt the one human he actually liked. You find yourself being guided to the couch, Fae!Hillbilly helping you down before padding into your kitchen digging around in the freezer before snagging an ice pack. You're not sure if you're hallucinating when you press the icepack to the back of your head watching the dog turn on the TV and plop himself on the couch his form practically spilling off the edge he's so large. You just shake your head watching the TV trying not to drift off helps that Fae!Hillbilly keeps nudging you away. Come morning you'll call your grandma have her take you to the doctor. Hopefully it's not all that bad.

[anthonyvaccarelli]

I don't know about you, but I'm ready for it to be pumpkin season!

[zymirsblog]

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[nympippi]

Next up is Finn Blake, our resident final boy, baseball player and resident necromancer!!

I was really worried I made Finn look too old for his age as a 13 to 14 year old, but I decided to just go with it because I already headcannon Finn as really tall so if he looks older I’m really sorry,

But anyway, in this au Finn is a necromancer (and later I’ll have to outline the rules and logics behind this) but after his kidnapping and him killing the Grabber he gained a lot of confidence and self worth.

I headcannon that before the reason why Finn never really stood up for himself was because he was scared and that he felt it was just better to take it than create more trouble as he has seen what standing up to an abuser does (I.e. the scene with Gwen and her dad.) he felt it just wasn’t worth it to get hurt more for being defiant.

And sadly only after his kidnapping, realized that he can’t do that anymore because being complacent in one’s abuse isn’t worth it, that it’s better to be loud and defiant then to just keep taking the punches.

However no matter how confident Finn is now he still has trauma, he never lets any of the ghost boys leave anywhere alone and neither does he, he always manages to keep a baseball bat on his person, and lastly the night terrors.

Finn has nightmares of those dying, he dreams he never left that basement, that Griffin and Robin and all the boys were still dead, he dreams of the Grabber somehow learning about Gwen and killing her. It scared him, it leaves him rushing into one of his siblings rooms to check on them.

And Finn is also the resident shoulder to lean on, he gave the boys life again and saw them at their literal lowest and saw their traumas laid out, the boys trust him a lot. For some it’s easier to come to him but for others it’s harder and Finn knows this because somehow he can always tell.

Overall Finn is a clever, sweet, confident young kid who tries to help the people he cares about.

[knightscanfeeltoo]

I am guessing that Oscar is the Least Dark Souls Character People Searched...

(I can't tell if Crossbreed Priscilla or Dragonslayer Ornstein are the Second Least Popular but still Funny either way...)

[shybreadgarden]

I know we label the shadow-limbed Ariane as ghost Ariane but imma go ahead and make it a little worse — the dark creeping up her extremities reminds me of frostbite and tissue necrosis. Now imagine she’s still alive and that’s the case. She’s lying in a pool of red fluid that’s supposed to be water under normal conditions. How much of her blood is mixed in to make it that color? What’s happening to her body? How is she still alive? What pain is she in?

[minespatchart]

Elizabeth mushroom assets for the descriptshort of the same name. Commissions are open, check out my kofi: https://ko-fi.com/minespatch

[bakersstreetirregulars]

CRK 6/28/24 Update Notes

Text has been copy/pasted from the official Discord server with details from both their first announcement from June 19th and their second announcement posted today, omitting any details about a would-be Ancient+ Cookie, and slightly reformatted for appearance. Images are sourced from the announcements posted there. Personal Editor and staff remarks will be added using indented lines. The update is slated to release post-editing on June 28th.

[EN] June 28th Update: Feature Adjustment Notice

Greetings from the Kingdom team!

We would like to start our message by apologizing for the delayed June 19 update and thank you not only for your patience and understanding but also for the valuable opinions and suggestions you have provided. We promise to keep paying close attention to your feedback to make our game enjoyable for everyone.

In this announcement, we will cover the upcoming changes in detail.

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■ AWAKENING SYSTEM

To elaborate a bit on our initial idea, we wanted to make it possible to experience Dark Cacao Cookie’s new powers as a separate new Cookie without the need for prerequisite upgrades for the existing Dark Cacao Cookie. However, what we did not consider was the burden of extra upgrades for a new high-rarity Cookie and the potential confusion caused by the appearance of a separate yet similar Cookie.

To alleviate the issue of the upgrade burden, we have decided to change directions from the separate Cookie to a new upgrade system for the existing Dark Cacao Cookie with a greatly reduced number of new Soulprism items required for the Awakening upgrades.

[Awakening System Details]

Collect Soulprisms to awaken Ancient Dark Cacao Cookie.

Anyone can awaken the Cookie without additional requirements: collecting the required number of Soulprisms is all that is needed!

Soulprisms required for awakening Dark Cacao Cookie can be earned through various events, obtained from the gacha, or purchased in the Rainbow Shell Gallery. More sources of Soulprisms will be added in future updates, such as the Arena Tier Shop, Season Rewards, etc.

There are a total of 6 Awakening levels: each level will add a new star, and the stars will be merged into one great star at the final level.

After the initial Awakening, the Cookie’s appearance, background artwork, and lines will change.

Dark Cacao Cookie will gain extra appearance elements on Awakening Lv. 1/2/4/6, and his background will change on Awakening Lv.1/4/6.

⚙️ To attempt to interpret their thought process, they wanted to throw in all of these new features on a separate Cookie from the get-go, which resulted in the initial conception of Ancient+ Cookie Dragon Lord Dark Cacao Cookie. However, the kinds of upgrades and gacha promotions necessary to get a new Cookie regardless of their rarity to a usable level for things like Kingdom Arena and late-game World Exploration were ruled by the community as ridiculous, expensive, and unnecessary, which resulted in the amount of protesting they did on both local and international scales. After all, we have recently-added Beast Cookie Mystic Flour Cookie to use as a reference for a new standard in higher-rarity power. Instead, Devsisters is planning to add a new version of these features to Dark Cacao Cookie as he stands now by adding a new resource called Soulprisms, which can be accumulated by any and all players through most of the same methods that you would obtain Ancient/Legendary Soulstones. More collection methods will be added in the future. No additional upgrades are necessary to use them, meaning that you can Awaken Dark Cacao Cookie from level 1 if you already have enough Soulprisms in addition to the necessary Coins and Legendary Soul Essences.

As for the Awakening levels themselves, here is what you need for them:

20 Soulprisms and 500 Coins

30 Soulprisms, 10 Legendary Soul Essences, and 5,000 Coins

40 Soulprisms, 20 Legendary Soul Essences, and 10,000 Coins

50 Soulprisms, 30 Legendary Soul Essences, and 50,000 Coins

60 Soulprisms, 40 Legendary Soul Essences, and 100,000 Coins

70 Soulprisms, 60 Legendary Soul Essences, and 150,000 Coins

※ Ancient Cookies will acquire new Leader Effects after Awakening, and their skill will be changed to a new Awakened Skill.

※ The Cookie’s appearance, background, and character lines will permanently change after Awakening.

※ Awakened Dark Cacao Cookie’s costumes and Cookie Decor features will be temporarily unavailable. We will do our best to introduce them as soon as possible.

■ BEASCUIT IMPROVEMENTS

In addition to your feedback related to Dark Cacao Cookie, you have shared numerous suggestions regarding the Beascuit system. Contrary to our intention, which was to provide additional strategic diversity, this upgrade system felt overly complex and restrictive.

This is why we are planning to increase the number of obtainable Beascuits and reduce the related expenses in order to make this feature more easily accessible and enjoyable.

Here is the full scope of changes:

Increased chance of obtaining Legendary Beascuits

Cheaper Attunement

Cheaper Resets

More sources of Radiant Beascuit Dough

In addition to that, we intend to keep a close eye on your suggestions related to the Beascuit system to make further improvements.

Increased Appearance Rates

Enjoy an increased rate of appearance for Legendary Beascuits, more accessible Attunement, and more ingredients obtainable through breaking down unwanted Beascuits. Additionally, we are planning to increase the amount of obtainable Juicy Stamina Jellies that serve as the primary consumables required to obtain more Beascuits.

Higher Legendary Beascuit & Episode-specific Beascuit appearance rates

Increased amounts of Radiant Beascuit Dough obtainable through breaking down Legendary Beascuits

Shorter Juicy Stamina Jelly cooldown

BEFORE: x1 per 900 sec

AFTER: x1 per 720 sec

Juicy Stamina Jellies will now restock 1 every 12 minutes, which is faster compared to the 15 minute restock they had before. They will still only refill to your maximum limit.

Attunement & Resets

Enjoy the decreased prices of Attunement and Bonus Stat Resets.

Attunement

1–4 Attempts: Crystals x100

5–8 Attempts: Crystals x150

9–12 Attempts: Crystals x200

13–16 Attempts: Crystals x200

Resets (Beascuit Dough)

Common: x10

Rare: x15

Epic: x20

Legendary: x30

Package Improvements

Another way of upgrading your Beascuits is by purchasing the required materials with various packages. However, in some cases, packages ended up being the primary source of specific materials which was far from ideal.

Said packages will be removed and reworked together with the Beascuit improvements, namely the ones focused on Radiant Beascuit Dough.

To compensate for the disappearance of a potential source of materials, we will introduce new events and mailbox rewards with more ways of obtaining those materials in future updates.

Sorry for the inconvenience, and thank you for understanding.

※ Please find more details about the events to be added with the upcoming update below.

■ UPDATE REWARD

Once again, we would like to thank you for your passion for CookieRun: Kingdom!

As a token of our apology, we have prepared a reward for every player, which we will deliver together with the update.

Dark Cacao Cookie x1

Light of True Resolution x2,000, Rainbow Cubes x1,500, Crystals x3,000 (delivered to your in-game mailbox)

※ For those who have already upgraded Dark Cacao Cookie until ★5A will receive Light of True Resolution x3,000.

※ The compensation reward can be claimed after the June 28th update maintenance until July 16th, 23:59 (GMT+9).

🍮 This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for! To celebrate the new update improved with the community’s comments, everyone gets Dark Cacao Cookie for FREE alongside some extra sparkly goodies to get a head start!

⚙️ Here’s a tooltip if you’re a new account-both brand new and alts can enjoy this- in this game for the time being until July 16th. Claim this community reward between 6/28 and 7/16 once you have access to the mailbox for one free Dark Cacao Cookie, then use the two parts of the Might of the Ancients permanent events to get two more Ancients for free! In addition, you can choose Dark Cacao Cookie for Part 1 and you’ll already have a duplicate with 20 Soulstones you can use to immediately promote him to 1 star, all while being able to play with him in all game modes without ANY unlock restrictions that come standard with Might of the Ancients.

Additionally, on top of the above rewards, we have a special Login Event prepared that will begin on June 28 and last for 10 days. (GMT+9)

■ LOGIN EVENT REWARDS

Radiant Login Rewards

* All times below are in GMT+9.

They will most likely be sent to your mailbox.

June 28, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Beascuit Dough x500

June 29, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Time Jumpers x40

June 30, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Radiant Shards x400

July 1, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Mysterious Topping x5

July 2, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Bites Lv.3 x100

July 3, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Beascuit Dough x500

July 4, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Time Jumpers x40

July 5, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Radiant Shards x400

July 6, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Mysterious Topping x5

July 7, 00:00 - 23:59: Juicy Stamina Jellies x100, Radiant Beascuit Dough x100, Bites Lv.3 x100

Lastly, we want to thank the CookieRun: Kingdom community for bringing up the problems we clearly overlooked in our attempts to deliver a greater variety of content over a tight schedule. We are deeply sorry for the disappointment we caused. Please rest assured that we will take your opinions to heart and will keep striving to deliver the best experience in CookieRun: Kingdom!

We thank you for your trust and support!

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■ WORLD EXPLORATION: BEAST-YEAST EPISODE 4

Dark Cacao Cookie’s adventures continue in the new story episode, “Dark Resolution’s Glorious Return.”

Episode 4: Dark Resolution’s Glorious Return

Dark Cacao Cookie is set out to avenge his crumbled Dark Cacao Warriors! Follow him in his journey to find Mystic Flour Cookie.

Some battle stages have the Yin and Yang effect applied.

Beast-Yeast Episode 4 Battle Effect: Yin and Yang

White Effect (Yang): Enemies gain buffs when the Yang gauge is full. Their ATK and DMG Resist increase for a certain period of time, and they will receive less damage from Darkness-type attacks.

Black Effect (Yin): Allies gain buffs when the Yin gauge is full. Their ATK and Darkness-type attacks, DMG Resist, and Healing from Channel Darkness increase for a certain period of time.

In certain stages, Cookies become affected by Apathy and lose a percentage of their Max HP when hit by enemies.

The Tactical Skill “Twin Dragons" becomes available starting from stage 4-10 in “Dark Resolution’s Glorious Return.”

Witness the power of the awakened Dark Cacao Cookie with this Tactical Skill. Upon using the skill, the team’s Yin energy greatly increases. If Yin and Yang has already been triggered, this effect will be activated at the end of Yin and Yang’s duration. Whenever enemies gain a buff, it will be removed. If Dragon Lord Dark Cacao Cookie is on the team, Awakened King will enhance the Twin Dragons skill.*

*Potentially forgotten edit in their patch notes from their Ancient+ draft. Unknown if this refers to Dark Cacao Cookie’s skill after being Awakened.

You can claim “Fateful Cookie Cutters” for clearing Beast-Yeast episodes.

For players who have already claimed rewards for earning 3 stars in the Beast-Yeast episodes, “Fateful Cookie Cutters” will be delivered via the in-game mailbox once maintenance is completed.

“Fateful Cookie Tickets” can be earned through various events for a set period of time. Please note that the “Fateful Cookie Tickets” will disappear once said period is over.

■ [EPIC] PEACH BLOSSOM COOKIE

Peach Blossom Cookie is a Support Cookie who uses the skill “Heavenly Fruit.”

Skill Description: With a gentle flick of a peach tree branch, Peach Blossom Cookie summons a Peach Tree that will periodically heal the team and bear Peach Bao fruits. The ally with the lowest Current HP will receive additional Healing. Peach Blossom Cookie will give Heavenly Fruits to the allies to increase their DMG Resist and Debuff Resist. The fruit will also grant resistance to Apathy, and ATK and DMG Resist buffs when affected by Apathy. Enemies will receive Unripe Peach Baos, inflicting DMG, reducing their ATK SPD and MOV SPD. Peach Fragrance will protect Peach Blossom Cookie, making him immune to Apathy.

Note the him pronoun noted above. As for the skill itself, let’s break this down starting from the peach tree:

Allied healing, teammate with the lowest HP gets healed more

Buffs DMG Resist and Debuff Resist

Grants resistance to Apathy, and ATK Up and DMG Resist buffs when affected by Apathy

Enemy impact damage from Unripe Peach Bao Fruits

Lowers ATK SPD and MOV SPD

Peach Blossom Cookie is immune to Apathy

■ NEW MAGIC CANDY: DARK CHOCO COOKIE

Dark Choco Cookie’s Magic Candy has been added.

Skill Name: Downpour of Darkness

Skill Description: Blades of darkness rain down on the enemies, dealing extra damage and inflicting them with a debuff Darkness-type damage. The rest of the team will gain a buff increasing Darkness-type damage dealt.

ADDITIONS, CHANGES & IMPROVEMENTS

■ EVENT REWARD

The reward for clearing Beast Raid on Master difficulty has been changed.

Light of Apathy x1,000 > Light of True Resolution x1,000

Unknown what this will change into for now, as this note is from the Ancient+ draft

■ WINDMILL GARDEN

You can now favorite individual Cookie Houses individually.

You can now enter the Windmill Garden focused on a newly leveled up building.

Your position in each tab will now be saved and when flipping between the Windmill garden tabs.

■ RALLY EFFECTS

Names for Crystal Jam’s Rally Effects have been added.

Black Pearl Cookie: Predator of the Abyss

Frost Queen Cookie: Harbinger of Ice

Sea Fairy Cookie: Power of the Blue Waves

■ LEADER POP-UP & RALLY EFFECT TOOLTIP

The following UI elements have been improved:

Team Setup > Leader > Leader Pop-up improved

Team Setup > Crystal Jam & Rally Effect Tooltip improved

Battles > Crystal Jam & Rally Effect Tooltip improved

■ COOKIES

Some Cookies’ stats have been rebalanced.

🥁 Macaron Cookie

Base DEF: +10%

Base HP: +30%

CRIT% increase per stack upon using skill: 11.5% -> 15%

🪔 Affogato Cookie*

Base DEF: +18%

Base HP: +30%

*This will most likely not affect his boss form. If you don’t know the context for this note and haven’t been spoiled yet, you’ll find out in Crispia Episodes 13 and 14.

📚 Eclair Cookie

Base DEF: +45%

Base HP: +35%

HP Shield Duration: 3 sec > 7 sec

🐑 Cotton Cookie

Base DEF: +35%

Base HP: +30%

Periodic Healing upon using skill: 20% > 27.5% (at skill Lv.80)

🪴 Herb Cookie

Base ATK: +15%

Base DEF: +30%

Base HP: +40%

Healing upon using skill: 47.27% > 90%

■ TOWER OF RECORDS

The Laboratorium cutscenes have been added.

The text explaining the requirement for unlocking the Tropical Soda Islands has been edited.

■ NO DEBUFF IMMUNITY EFFECT

The Debuff Immunity animation and icon will not be displayed while under the No Debuff Immunity effect.

BUG FIXES

■ Fixed an issue where a certain cutscene unlock requirement for Tropical Soda Islands was “Explore Clouded Areas of the Tropical Soda Islands once.”

■ Fixed an issue where produced items could not be claimed in the Windmill Garden.

■ Fixed an issue where Star Jellies could not be claimed if Cookie Houses are placed in the Windmill Garden during an upgrade.

■ Fixed an issue where Stormbringer Cookie’s audio would not be played after equipping the Mystic Gold Costume.

■ Fixed an issue where the number of songs in the April Fool’s Day album would be displayed as “4” even for players who have not received them.

■ Fixed issues related to Immunity and Curse effects.

■ Fixed an issue where character touch lines would not show up for Mystic Flour Cookie.

[sweetm0uringlamb]

new patches!!