They/She Call me RJ. Sword enjoyer. Probably a Selkie.
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4 hrs before my shift starts and it’s all i can think about. the way work eats up your life even outside of it is crazy. we should all start maiming and killing
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Hey. Hey. Keep a big ol bag of Gatorade powder in your cabinet. When you’re sick, get a big glass of water and mix a spoon of the powder in there and keep drinking that. Potion against dehydration.
#brought to you by the big bag of Gatorade powder my mom sent me when I had Covid#I’ve got a stupid fucking cold or flu rn and I was so grateful I had some left#flavor doesnt matter whatever you want#I only like riptide rush which is the light purple one#normally I go for Powerade or fancier electrolytes like drip drop when I can get them for workouts and stuff#but when you’re sick there’s nothing like Big Ol Bag of Gatorade Powder
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got my worm bowl back from a glaze fire!!
also got one of my commission pieces fired
bee soap dish!!!
I’m super happy with how they turned out :D
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Baking is pretty easy if you’re good at following instructions. And if you just keep general baking ingredients in your house at all times you can just make something whenever you have a spare hour or so. Like if you want cookies and you’re out of cookies you can just have some cookies in less than half an hour. Like you can bake a whole cake whenever you want. There’s nobody on this earth that can stop you.
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You think I'm so weird and you want me so bad
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If requests are still open, but can we have a user box that says “This user WILL turn into a seal.” In blue if not, that’s alright :D if yes YAYAYYAY but of course this is your decision not mine <3
Here you go :33
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NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW
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Reblog if you like to contort your body into weird little shapes
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50 people in the rain cheekily asking me "miss the summer yet?" No. I Have Done Nothing But Pray For The Age Of Sun's Downfall. May The Gloom Eternal Take Us All
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription
will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe
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