#dare dating anyone??

[hawkinsbnbg]

"Is it true that you and Harrington are friends now?"

Steve paused outside the drama class' door and lowered the hand that was about to push it open. He didn't expect to eavesdrop when he came back to retrieve his jacket, but he decided to make an exception because those people were clearly talking about him behind his back even when it was in the form of drilling Eddie about their sudden friendship.

And Eddie's friends were right to be suspicious about it. Because had it not been for the Upside Down, the two of them wouldn't have become close at all. Or maybe, they would eventually with their shared custody of the kids. But he was well aware that Eddie was too cool to be seen with a failure like Steve Harrington.

Without the shared traumas, they had nothing in common. And sometimes, he thought Eddie only saw him as an inconvenient cousin that he hated but had to tolerate for the sake of their family.

It hurt to think like that, but every time Eddie blushed and stammered in embarrassment when someone asked about him, Steve couldn't help but believe it was true.

So now, he wanted to know what Eddie's answer would be without him there. If Eddie had been genuine about being his friend this whole time or if Eddie would scoff and prove his worst fear right.

"Yeah, Eddie, what's the deal with Harrington? Has he been bothering you or something?"

Steve grimaced. Had he been such a douche in high school that everyone would always assume the worst of him even now?

"Nah, he's really sweet once you get to know him," Eddie chuckled, sounding fond and warm. "He's a good guy. And the world's best mom, apparently. Like I already knew our sheepies worship the ground he walks on, but I only understood why it's clearly a given when I finally met him. He's just... incredible, man."

Steve's cheeks burned at the transparent affection in Eddie's voice. He could see the way Eddie pulled a strand of hair to hide his blush behind it. God, he was a bad friend for doubting Eddie in the first place.

"Gross, you sound lovesick, dude."

"That's homophobic, man."

"You know what I mean. So it's true that you're friends with Harrington."

There was a pause and Steve felt his stomach roll with nerve. Despite having known where Eddie's loyalty lied, he still waited with bated breath.

"We're boyfriends, actually," Eddie said calmly.

As the others erupted in surprised noises, Steve blinked owlishly and walked away, forgetting about his jacket. He had so many questions right now, but first:

When did he and Eddie start dating?

[wreckedandpolemic]

what’s a blogger to a rocker what’s a rocker to the dare 🙂‍↕️

[cocoabubbelle-newblog]

The day Kitty finds out Scott and Rogue finally got together as a romantic couple:

[sprolden]

i think dina and amy superstore should have kissed a little send tweet

[moeblob]

As someone who has shoved like five million guys into one plot I think it's funny that I just now realized Paul does have his horny-on-main reputation but also he is the number one Karen stan and he WILL bring his best friend up in every single conversation, failing the reverse Bechdel test.

[navree]

unfortunately the percy jackson show means percy jackson discourse which means i once more have to see dogshit takes about rachel elizabeth dare, who did literally nothing except have a relationship with a boy she liked for a couple months, but the freaks are at it again because there's no worse crime in the world than being a girl getting in the way of a ship for a nanosecond

[royalarchivist]

Bad: I wonder what these taste like though, should we try it? Jaiden: Yeah, absolutely! Foolish: YES BAD, YOU SHOULD! IronMouse: Yeah, we should! Bad: [Laughs] NO! No! Foolish: C'mon Bad! IronMouse: Why don't you? You might get that pep in your step! Bad: Did you forget our whole program yesterday, Foolish?! Jaiden: Forever is- Forever is fine. Foolish: DARE! DARE to take drugs! IronMouse: Don't you want some pep in your step? Bad: I guess- I guess if I give you just one... Jaiden: DARE! Do...Always...Really...Eat Drugs! Bad: Should I give Foolish just one dose? It wears off in 30 minutes anyways. Jaiden: Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah! IronMouse: C'mon, you should give it to me! You should give it to me, I'm the one with the most medical experience! You should give it to me. Jaiden: So true. Bad: Hmm. How about this- you guys rock paper scissors- IronMouse: I've been taking drugs my whole life, I know. Jaiden: She's a pro! Bad: We give one dose to one person- IronMouse: I'm a pro.

[momodori-p]

didn't realize I never posted this here... Frimomen is rikka's father to me. I hc that people don't believe rikka that frimomen and frimotan are the same person and frimomen thinks it's funny. when your mom and dad is the same person 🫶

[yaoiadderall]

hear me out. komahina au where hajime is chiaki’s best friend and nagito is chiaki’s brother

[leviachansbaka]

It's been 4 years already, I'm so tired of this lmao stfu levi 😂😭

[fanfictionroxs]

Going to start telling people that this is the plot of Not Me 😈

[capybaraonabicycle]

Martha Dunnstock and Ruth Fleming would worship each other send fic

[jinanreona]

𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

name: Leona Kingscholar

nickname: Roi des Lions (by Rook), kitty, Lele (by Farena), lazy ass

gender: cis man

romantic orientation: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

preferred pet names: He doesn't have one. As long as it's not annoying, he doesn't care if others give him random names. He'll sometimes give others pet names, but they're usually meant as insults, not endearments

relationship status: Canonically single, but it depends on the verse 

opinion on true love: He doubts it exists, but doesn't really care for it either way

opinion on love at first sight: Sounds fake :/

how 'romantic' are they?: He's not! Expecting any grand romantic gestures from him would be like expecting it to rain in the desert; possible once in a billion years. He has his moments of being thoughtful of course, such as him getting his SO's favored food or joining them in an activity they like

ideal physical traits: He tends to prefer other beastmen, but has also been with other types of nonhumans

ideal personality traits: Someone with tact, a backbone, logical, receptive, and calm

unattractive physical traits: Those who lack basic hygiene. Similarly, those who wear too much perfume or other unnatural scents. Humans and dragons  

unattractive personality traits: People whose intentions are difficult to read, boot lickers, crybabies, loud mouths, weaklings, rule-followers, and goody two-shoes. Or really anyone who'd cause him any headaches

ideal date: Honestly doesn't matter what the person chooses, he'll show up late and then complain the entire time. Yes, even if it's something he enjoys. Yes, even if he was the one who gave the date idea. No, there's no off switch for his complaining. And they better buy him dinner :/

do they have a type?: He himself would say he likes those who'll listen to him; they're easy to manage and will follow his lead without question. Though really, he's more attracted to people who'll push back on his lead. He likes the thrill of somebody challenging him, especially when it's not just a physical challenge. Anyone who can keep up with what he's thinking and even feed his mind. It's rare for him to find someone he wants to listen to or share his thoughts with. But once he has, he'll ramble and even argue with them just to hear what goes through their mind.

Also helps if they're a bit obsessed with him.

average relationship length: They vary. It depends on how long the other person keeps him interested. Anywhere from a fling to a few months. In some verses, he tends to stick with one partner for years once he's properly fallen for someone

preferred non-sexual intimacy: Anything with quality time, whether it be napping together or going on walks together. Maybe a game if the other person is actually good at said game. He's also partial to most things that'll teach him something interesting, especially ancient magic 

opinion of public affection: No thanks :/ he doesn't like being clung to or being publicly embarrassed. He'd likely walk away if it's pushed onto him and avoid the perpetrator for as long as he deems appropriate

past relationships?: None worth counting

tagged by: @muraenide (thankies <3) tagging: @acollapsar @liliavanrouge @kalfov (either anais or sam or both) @oftwilight and anyone who hasn't done this meme! >:D

[mazojo]

[cakemoney]

i don't want to put my uninformed foot in my mouth or get involved with the Discourse but i've been seeing the two extremes of reactions to the korean low birth rates issue (on tumblr and twitter both) and i'm just kind of like. look. i feel like "low birth rates (in many countries but especially japan and korea as part of this conversation) are more broadly the result of capitalism/a culture of overwhelming overwork that makes social relationships and having families incredibly inaccessible to young people" and "low birth rates are very much a part of the current conversation about misogyny and social expectations for women in korea especially in the context of reproduction as 'unpaid labor' for women" are statements that can both be true

[toastshark]

Repost for cringetober day 9: crossover-ship/rarepair feat. Teal-colored pixel people helping millions of people build their dreams. It was very much intended to be ^I think they’d be friends^ and not a pairing, but friendships are technically also -ships, so. Counting it. Besides, the cringe part of that was always characters interacting who normally wouldn’t, and that applies here lol