#dangerous road to go down

[eulchu]

karl is playing with fire like george has proven he's a cunty bitch when dream gets fucked with and sapnap's choosing dream every single time like that's his brother. and in that lens the decline of karlnap for knf pandering has been really interesting to me

^-^

[lesbiandarvey]

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[mylittleredgirl]

i'm so charmed by the letter trapper gets back from his wife in "kim"

louise mcintyre is hilarious actually

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a lil while back i had a dream where there was a giant hippo in the road with moose antlers. i've never climbed a tree faster

[syndrossi]

lmao at jon finally receiving a taste of his own medicine in hair-raising displays of recklessness

“Do you think dragonflame would burn us?” Rhaegar asked. “I do not know.” Was dragonflame hotter than fire? Jon had not been brave enough to test against Daenerys’s dragons. “I have only tested it on regular flame. What about you?” Rhaegar looked confused. “What do you mean?” “How did you learn that you could not burn?” Rhaegar blinked at him. “When we reached into the fire for the eggs.” Jon, who had been mid-yawn, nearly choked. “What?” He stared at his brother, horrified. “You—I thought you already knew.” There had been a look in Rhaegar’s eyes, one of confirmation, that Jon had read as a shared knowledge of their inability to burn. “You were confident,” Rhaegar said, his shrug frighteningly unconcerned. “I trusted you.”

[tennessoui]

never love an anchor

i feel like i've said this before and i will say it again but every time i do this specific ask game i love trying to figure out the songs people use and if i know them and i absolutely love this song (one of my top obikin songs tbh)

this makes me think of a same age au where obi-wan goes to the agricorps and anakin becomes a jedi padawan and then a knight, and their paths cross a few times a year once they're all grown up. obi-wan is tapped to go to the temple every summer season to give them updates on the agricorps and every time they meet, they fuck and it's like...almost a committed relationship in anakin's mind because he's not sleeping with anyone else but who knows what (and who) obi-wan is doing in the agricorps. they don't talk about it.

they don't hate each other or anything, it's not hate sex---it's really good sex and they have a pretty good time whenever they see each other, but it's always brief. and obi-wan always leaves after a few days at most. and he always makes leaving look so easy, as if he really does just view anakin as a casual fun thing

aayla is the only one who knows about it and she is of the opinion that anakin should stop it - it verges on the weirdest attachment she's ever seen, and even if obi-wan returned the intensity of anakin's feelings, he lives and works on a planet a three day flight from coruscant. even if they wanted to carry on a secret tryst, they can't. there's no future there that.

but then obi-wan comes to the temple with several large bags and informs anakin that he's being stationed on coruscant for the next year or so as he works with the coruscanti gardeners on designing a new tranche of green spaces for the city.

and that means that anakin has a year to convince obi-wan that they should fall in love.

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i'd write to go with it!

[babybirbb]

i’m resisting the urge to go feral because i’ve just discovered that top gun maverick is on amazon prime and i don’t have to pay extra or watch ads?!?!! 🫨🤯🥳

[veliseraptor]

"well yes I decided not to fast on tisha b'av but at this point it's been many hours since i had very little food so maybe i should just see if i can go the next seven hours without--"

no! no!!!! that's exactly why we don't fast now stop it

[omppupiiras]

feels weird to get home from work and not have to worry about having to draw something for käärijätober 😮 and it was kinda nice to have prompts to help me figure out what to draw each day even though some days were hard and i did not think i could get anything done

[hecksupremechips]

Girl like. The reason he said "this is how it should be" and faced death with a smile....is cuz he wanted to die. For 2 years he sat there thinking he was worthless and deserved to die. If he hadn’t be shot, his death would’ve been suicide, he was fully planning to die in a gutter somewhere undetected. When saying "this is how it should be" hes literally saying "don’t cry because I’m dying, my death is a good thing actually because I fucking suck and you are better off without me". I don’t think that’s badass even slightly, it’s actually really sad and really shitty. Shinjiro is so convinced that he deserves to die and hates the idea of anyone giving a shit about him because he literally can’t wrap his mind around the idea that he will be missed when he’s gone, that his death is a bad thing actually. And his last words were meant to be comforting because he fully did not intend for anyone to be there when he died, he intended to die alone, so he says them as a reminder that he’s not worth crying over

Personally, if it were me, if I was holding my dying best friend in my arms who was deeply depressed and suicidal and he said "this is how it should be" uh. I wouldn’t admire him for it??? Like am I losing my mind when I say the way this game handles Shinji is bad or is anyone else seeing this too 😰

[inga-don-studio]

Well my body sure did take the adage “if you don’t schedule time for rest then your body will do it for you whether it’s convenient or not” to heart with a vengeance. (I’m sure I butchered the saying but whatever)

[immortalarizona]

“Or you could take a fucking step back, Umbryn. I’m not calling you ‘captain’ if you act like this in a high-stakes operation.”

“I NEVER FUCKING ASKED TO BE CALLED CAPTAIN!”

my players and I have been doing text-based rp for literally the past seven hours, and suffice it to say that Shit Has Gone Down™ :]

I’m sooooo sleepy but the adrenaline rush is Real

[yardsards]

love slowing down when people tailgate me. bitch i will make us both late idgaf

[orcelito]

Scenic path on a sunny day

[protectcosette]

Lip fillers are illegal??

no? some people are starting to act like plastic surgery shouldn't be legal tho especially in the context of gender affirming care

[zorkaya-moved]

you ever wonder about the truth of zarina? the winter, the ice elemental, the death in winter.  why she is lament? why the chains are so important? why she is isolation and loneliness at her core?  this art of hamel is the perfect representation of zarina’s core, her longing for love / warmth and her being chained away as a beast in beauty. as beautiful as she is, her touch bring death akin to morana. the solemn and sad look, the inability to reach the destined ending for she (post-metamorphosis) may not even reach that ending.