#dan....talks?

[bakedbananners]

it cracks me up that tatsu wanted dandadan to strictly have just a girl main character but he eventually caved and was like. fine I’ll put a boy. but I’m taking his balls away.

[softplacetorest]

the chronic loneliness once again has me in it's clutches and I need to see my friends badly. unfortunately they do not love me as desperately as I love them and so I will lay down and whine like a sad dog at the door

[retiredgremlin]

(งò╭╮ó)ง

[i-demand-a-hug]

I ate Dan Heng's fabric and left the edible food untouched, and he left this note for me the next day.

He's not mad, just confused.

[dontcryminecraft]

[lovelydeps]

Most informative danandphil video ever

[timbit-robin-art]

Cajun Dan is right. Give this man a gator or two.

[tiredlylaughing]

"what are your fans called?"

"phannies"

"he's a ph- 😕"

[eversnark]

Shut Up I'm Talking: Dan and Phil Patreon highlights

Weird fan interactions: Fans lurking outside Jack's neighbor's house by accident. People waiting for Tommy in his local park. Dan and Phil staying at an Air B&B where the owner asked them to keep the door unlocked so her daughters could say hi (they just left). Phil’s new therapist having watched his videos before, they decided not to continue therapy together.

Tom, Jack, and Dan are basic names. Martin Lester = M.(o)Lester 

Tom and Dan and standup vs Youtube

Explaining twink death to Tommy. Tommy is still a twink, Jack is more twunk. Jack can’t grow a beard, Tommy shaves daily.

Phil hated being told what to do on the BBC “It felt like raising someone else’s child” “No regrets, but I wouldn’t do it again”

Dan called Phil babe (?) in the context of a squirrel bite

Phil’s parents were always supportive of his weird career

Phil keeps fixing Dan’s mic position

Dan knows nothing about the Dream drama, Phil watched Tommy’s newest video. They are both Team Tommy even thought they don’t understand the lore

Tom and Jack like to have nice long chats

Jack had a dream that he and Timothee Chalemet were friends so now he calls him Timmy

Dan thinks Nosferatu is hot. Tommy judges him severely. Phil was scared

Favorite movies: Dan says Kill Bill v.1, Phil says that’s his as well so one of them has to pick v.2. Jack has only seen v.1. Tommy’s favorite movie is UP

The Lion Guard trauma. Jack voiced 3 lines of a video game

Tommy comes back 5 minutes later to argue on behalf of UP

Dan calls Tommy an old soul

Being tall, mention meeting Ranboo

The people that live with Tommy are called the G-squad bc they all have Godzilla pants from Japan. The flat is called the G-spot

Dan’s Mario Kart rating is 12,000

Tommy is terminally offline and gets all his slang from Harry. He doesn’t know who the Rizzler is.

Jack is supportive of Dan and Phil for having Millennial humor.

[0nlyhere4phil]

THATS HIS SON RIGHT THERE

[demonphannie]

i guess i'll come back for you...

[philsgirlinprague]

Dan checking on Phil

Also "do you want some comfies" is making me cry

[bewareofthenewphannie]

i feel like the radiohead vs muse question might've been the closest we've ever come to hearing a genuine normal conversation between them in a video

[phlondsbian]

0 days since the last time dan complained about a rumor he started

[moss-hearted]

thinking about how on the podcast dan and phil were like “we need a butch lesbian to manage us so that we get treated better professionally” and jack and tom were like “yeah or a man” and they were like “no. it has to be a butch lesbian”

[bugflies00]

i love being in 2025 knowing that dan howell is the biggest fucking shooter for tommyinnit i’ve ever seen. like i always knew they were chill but since theyve never really interacted publcily i hadn’t realised that dan could like. rival with the biggest inniter lesbians on twitter