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You don't understand, this is Real Science
#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#jim kirk#spock#bones mccoy#captain kirk#mcspirk#the immunity syndrome#dubstep#thelilnan#stickittothemandria#dampsandwich#tumblr things#things i found on tumblr#ancient texts#drop the base
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dampsandwich: LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE http://ift.tt/2kCWeAP
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I’m the physical representation of stress and anxiety’s love child
#this is me#oh my god#allmonds#foodnun#dampsandwich#lameborghini#meladoodle#amoying#babyferaligator#bitchface12345#confirmance#cokeflow#circumcising#zackisontumblr#condom#dietchola
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When you ask bae what she wants to eat and she looks at you like
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What’s yours is mine.
What’s mine is mine.
Everything is mine because I’m the shit.
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If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that Steve Harvey announced the wrong Miss Universe 2015 winner on international television
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check out my brothers fake smile in the Xmas picture !!
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when i hung out with @dampsandwich
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Baby face gang 💀
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There’s nothing like listening to your dad blast Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You” on repeat for several hours to get into the Christmas spirit
#dietchola#zackisontumblr#dampsandwich#lameborghini#foodnun#amoying#condom#frightscrest#oomshi#allmonds#nasturbate#humorking#confirmance
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dampsandwich replied to your post: ok honestly how do i stop someone from...
tell em to keep their damn eyes to themselves
i told him i have a gf..... he has a gf........... yet he still told me he looks at my ass every time he sees me
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