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Today I knit a 3 foot long red ribbon for my sister’s pig. That pig is a fancy lady!
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you could tell me literally anything about lord of the rings and if you said it was in the silmarillion I would believe you because I’m never going to read that shit
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This kitty is on some next level shit [x]
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In Street Fighter: The Movie, if you hit an opponent as soon as they throw a fireball in the wrong direction, the fireball turns around.
Balrog can reflect projectiles in this game, and reflecting these backwards fireballs does not fix their orientation.
Also, hadokens can be aimed up and down for whatever reason. Why not.
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If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
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ok me saying more than one word
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*flushes toilet*
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GLLGLULGL
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i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
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Stranger Things by manjit thapp / instagram (don’t delete my caption)
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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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