#damn thats a lotta tags

[monsterwithasweater]

Since I can finally make polls now...

I don't know, I'm bored.

[kekamao]

i should never ever listen to my own voice messages

why do i always sound on the verge of crying

[meowmeow422]

Batfics

I've never written Bat-stuff yet but I have these ideas and I really wanna try my hand at 'em!

So far these are the ideas I have.

The 5 Stages of Bruce Wayne

Basically, Batman gets hit by unstable magic. And now changes to his 5, 10, 15, 20 and 25 year old self—respectively (by chapter).

At 5, he's a sunshine-cinnamon-roll who is super sweet and cheery. Mostly just a fluff piece

At 10, he's a depressed emo kid still coming to terms eith being an orphan. Goes selectively mute. May or may not also be suicidal

At 15, he now has a purpouse: to get strong and become the a hero. Pretty rude and strict. Really intense training. Moreso than now.

At 20, perfecting his other persona, Brucie. Flirty, airhead but has Bat-training so can actually kill you.

At 25, pinnacle/ prime of Bruce. All his good and bads. Oh and he's confused how come Dick is practically his age now.

Or

The Birdbath

Basically some introspective stuff. Lots of metaphores

Don't wanna spoil it too much but: the bath was built with his parents, destroyed on their death day, then at some point 4 birds came by, finally Bruce is able to rebuild it.

I think the symbolism is pretty clear.

Or

Still Human

Bruce dies, for real. How people deal with that.

Spoiler: not very well

Or

Love is blind (but especially a certain Bat)

Ngl, crack treated semi-seriously. Everyone loves him but he's blinder than a bat (pun unapolegetically intended).

Will include all the classics/faves: Supes, WW, Flash, GL, Catwoman, Talia, maybe even Dick? Jason? Tim? Hmm. Suggestions welcomed

(Not sure how this one'll go but mweh, we'll see)

Anyways,

[aethergate]

🤡 - Sora 🎢 - Figment 🎨 - Marluxia 🌙 - Bendy ❣️ - Gaster 🍽️ - Pinocchio (LEAVE YOUR GRUEL ERA, MY SON)

🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about?

I'd say a lot of the times he's like.. trying to avoid a topic and then Donald and Goofy call him out on it, even if it's something small. Like for example, sometimes he'll think about him and Kairi and Donald and Goofy will point it out and he'll get real embarrassed about it. I think anyone would be embarrassed about it, but like.. he doesn't really get embarrassed about much else? He kind of takes all his goofs in stride and fully embraces it rather then getting embarrassed.

🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride?

Oh yeah, he LOVES amusement parks, a good bit why being that he y'know. Lives in one. But also he just loves seeing how much joy the thrill of it can generate. As for actually riding them he enjoys them just about as he enjoys anything else. Also journey into imagination sweep he stands his brand strongly.

🎨 - What’s their favorite color?

Not all that surprising, pink! Blue is a second, but not close. Everything else he feels pretty neutral about, except yellow. Fuck the color yellow.

🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like?

Awful. Literally the worst. Guy hardly sleeps ever because he gets awful, super vivid nightmares, and whenever he does sleep, he gets waken up by something as simple as someone walking past his door. He hardly ever sleeps just in general.

❣️ - What are their love languages?

That's a good question, actually... Physical Touch is a good one just because like. He kind of hates how he is physically.. and also he hasn't really felt proper touch in like, years. Many of them. Many. That and probably words of affirmation as well as quality time - honestly mostly anything that involves really assuring him that he's like.. here, with the person. His issues <3.

🍽️ - What’s their favorite food?

HIS GRUEL!!! HE LIKES HIS GRUEL!!! But seriously I think he enjoys savory foods and then sweet, and like.... I don't know if he's branched out enough food wise to really have a favorite? He probably really likes pies, and he gets those with Snow, so there's that for currently speaking! A lot of the foods he probably branched out with and tried were on pleasure island so he can't really count anything there as a favorite even though he liked a lot of it.

[hana-bobo-finch]

realizing i haven’t really been posting art much uh oh errrmrmmm quick here’s a leif and muse that I drew a couple days ago and then forgot about before I could finish it

smoochin his lil hand awww they make me ill 🥰

[torturednorns]

from late at night

[goodburger1997]

JUST A KISS!!!!!

Wanted to draw some selfship art AND diaperfur art so.... 2 birds with one stone XD

if anyone says weird shit about them wearing diapers its on site

[randomationality]

OH MY FLIBBERTYGLIBBERTYCLIBBERTY OPTIMUS HAS FRECKLES??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ALL LOOK SO SILLY!!!!!!!! /pos

HUMAN ERROR DESIGNS, BABEEEEEEY!

[rararasputins-dick-mind-control]

is there a reason my cat keeps furiously scratching at my door at 4am every night

[slashingdisneypasta]

That things to incorporate in smut post got me thinking. In a roundabout way that’s prob only indirectly smutty. Ok, say Jim had managed to acquire a younger girlfriend (which he totally thinks gives bragging rights because let’s be real, he’d be forever going on about it), pre-chow time. Post…well, look at how obviously different he moves. Not just the limp, but the caution. He’s more AWARE now that he’s an old guy *coughwithmoobsbutilovethatforhimcough* Very mortal. Very missing half his parts. GF still has more than half her life left, barring any unfortunate circumstances.

I think he’d be an absolutely tragic nightmare combo of clingy/flirty/tell him still think he’s hot/you can be the sexy nurse, but then when the phantom pains get bad enough to make him really THINK about it, he’s all cranky from wounded ego. No, he DOESN’T want a massage (because that’s a thing you can do for phantom limbs, apparently). He’s not taking his pants off for THAT, thanks. Maybe tries to spin it into something dirty, like “but if you’re asking for more fun reasons…” Before he just gives up and goes back to sulking. Says just hand him the booze and go away, he’s got things to drink about for awhile.

OMG YES- AND PROSTHETICS TOO! If I make smut for Jim, or Long John Silver, or Captain Hook- will absolutely be putting detail in about that. Thank you for the reminder!

And, yes!! He is a lot more cautious and grounded in the second movie! Obviously- because of trauma (I mean- look at my last post.). And I like how you're suggesting that only getting mauled by a croc made him realise he's old. Like, the general aging process did not do it for him (Which honestly makes sense, considering how he watches the coach get attacked in Final Chapter- he's watching like he's invincible. That would n e v e r happen to him right?? Sure, to his father and his mother and his aunt- but not him. Nooo.); he had to lose his limbs to get humbled. (Crazy person.)

Once again- yes! XD I totally agree on how he'd be after that with his S/O 😅 She can play sexy nurse, fine, but as soon as the concern gets real she's got a grumpy old man on her hands. He doesn't need anyone worrying over him, he's a grown ass man and (At least this is my HC) he's been on his own for a l o n g time (I mean he's a sleazy alcoholic low-life illegal poacher- I doubt he's got a whole lotta trustworthy friends.); he can take care of himself. He'd be stubborn as fuck, very very used to doing shit on his own; Gritting and bearing it; D r i n k i n g his problems away. Accepting help? Pff, nah.

I couldn't help it- I had to write a little something for this XD

Jim Bickerman x YoungerGirlfriend!Reader || Oneshot

Plot: A typical night trying to make Jim take care of himself causes a couple revelations for you both. Mostly for you, because he's too damn stubborn to believe you.

Warnings: Very evident age-difference relationship (Its a major theme this time). Insecurities regarding aging and prosthetics. Unedited.

Tagging: @marinerainbow , @masqueradeball and @slxsherwriter

Its a stand-still. You imagine a tumbleweed blowing by in the untidy above-bar apartment; between the ratty old couch and the beer-damp coffee table, and across old jack bottles and a loose-strand mat thats seen far better days. But your focus is stead-fast on Jim across the room by the window. You're half concerned he's going to try and climb out of it to get away from you.

Well- not concerned-concerned, not in a way where you're worried he's going to hurt himself (Thats his prerogative), but more because then he'll escape. And you wont be able to get his damn leg off.

"Jim." You start, a very firm frustrated tone moulding itself to the sound of your voice; not taking your eyes off of the old cowboy so he knows you mean business. "The doctors said you need to take it off at night so the wound can b r e a t h e. If you don't, it can suffocate and get worse. You could lose more of your leg."

"Yeah, well, then it'll get worse! I'll lose more, wont I?" He exclaims, giving a shrug and you throw your arms up in frustration at this quick responce. This man!!- "Its my leg and I'll decide when I take it off."

"Just let me help you, you old coot!"

He waives his hand and the new hook around and shrugs. "I'm fine! Don't need aany help, thank you very- hey." The sudden dark tone that enters his voice creep in as soon as you move to approach and makes you halt immediately in your tracks as he sets you with a very stern look. Jim points his hook prosthetic threateningly at you. "You stay right there."

Well, it would have been threatening if you didn't know him so well. He was not going to hurt you, so you take another step. "Or what?" You ask, shrugging.

"Don't be cute." He warns, a growl in his voice and a snarl on his face.

"Whatever do you mean?- Oh, come on, Jim!" Mid-sentence, Jim had turned around and opened the window. "Its dark, its raining, and its slippery. how do you suppose you're gonna climb down??"

"I already left a ladder out there, assuming you were gonna start this shit again t'night." Of course he did. "Just gotta slide to it. Hm... " The way he's peering out the window suggests that he kind of forgot, though, the exact location of the ladder on the other end of the porch cover below the window sill. Would that stop him, though? No-

Ughh. You groan, and drop your face into your hands out of exasperation.

~

You managed to compromise- he gets to keep his leg on but you convinced him to take off the hook, so long as you handled opening his beers for him. Now you sit side by side under the window (The cool air from the rain is nice after the heat of the stand-off and negotiations). Carefully, you pull the tab on a can of gross beer and pass it across to him. "... so. Same time tomorrow night?" You ask, a worn-out smile on your face.

He chuckles darkly beside you, taking a sip of his drink. "Probably. 'nless you plan on leavin' me alone?"

"No." Nice try on that wishful thinking.

"Then yeah. Same time, same place then."

"... you know you have to give in eventually," You pipe up again, turning your head to look at him, leaning your temple on the wall. When he looks back, you flash him a sleazy smirk (You learnt from the best). "I have better stamina then you do."

That unlocks a real chuckle from him, his shoulders jumping and a smile flickering across his face in a way that makes your smile turn genuine. "Yeah, well, you might be right about that princes but I'm a lot older then you- I know things a lotta you don't, right?" He looks away from you. "And I don't anticipate you stickin' around here forever, so eventually I'll be home-safe." Your heart falls, and the smile slowly disappears from your face listening to him- but he doesn't seem to make any note of it as he flashes you a dirty look of his own. "No matter how good your stamina is."

"... what, on earth, do you mean?"

Jim gives a shrug. "Well sweetheart, just- you're a sweet young little thing. I'm uh- well," Chuckling, his eyes move away from yours again. "I'm a little past my prime, hm? Pretty sure I know how this story plays out. Eh?" There isn't a self deprecating vibe about what he's saying, he just sounds certain. And that baffles you all the more.

You straighten up. "No?? Well, you'd be wrong. Because, I- I- "

"Aw, sweetheart, you don't needta reassure an old man. I'm fine with all this is. Sure, I like ya, but I know what I am, hm? A little bump in the road, right? I'll be fine when you go off an- "

Oh you have never wanted to smack someone so bad. "Jim!" You exclaim in exasperation and a lick anger, cutting through the absolute bullshit. "First of all- " You take the beer out of his hands, set it clearly out of his reach, and then sit down very firmly in front of him; hands on his shoulders. Holding his attention. He looks bemused, and you wish he'd wipe that little grin off his damn face. "Second of all, listen up. I'm serious, here. I'm not going anywhere, not as far as I'm concerned right now. You're a pain in the butt sometimes but I really don't know where this idea that our relationship has an expiration date is coming from. When we met you were in this- what changed??"

"Well," He chuckles, sounding like he thinks whatever he's thinking is just obvious before he looks meaningfully down at himself. "Uh, I'm not exactly g.i. joe fresh outta the box, am I sweetcheeks? Don't even got all my pieces anymore."

Your jaw drops, and for a moment you don't know what on earth to say. You feel like you cant even breathe. Is that what this is about?? Oh- for gods sake. Setting your face in a frustrated frown, you get up- only momentarily- and climb on into Jim's lap; wrapping your arms around his neck and getting comfortable with a sigh.

"Listen," After taking a deep breath, you force your voice to be low and soft, and start again. "You're hot. How can you not know that?? I knew you were crazy but I didn't know you were out of your mind."

A slow, mirthless grin spreads across his haggard face. "... uhuh. Now I think you're just trynna get in my pants, hm?" Oh, he's deflecting. You refrain from the urge to roll your eyes, but come on man. How transparent.

"Maybe I am. Know why?"

"... " he sighs and rolls his remaining eye.

"Cuz you're hot!" You insist blatantly, putting your hands on either side of his face now so the tips of your fingers disappear in his short grey hair. "Please believe me, I'm nuts about you."

"Sure... "

"Everything about you is perfect. I like you; how you are and how you look." You say gently, tilting your head to the side. "... which is why, no matter how difficult you are or what you do to yourself, I'm not going anywhere. You can refuse help all you like, be as stubborn as you can old man, but I'm in this for long haul. So unless you don't want me, anymore, in which case I'll leave and thats fine, I- "

He had let you speak and do whatever you wanted this whole time, only interrupting when you paused, but when you move to get up and off him now Jim uses his one good hand to catch you and keep you where you are, with a finger in one of your belt loops. "Hmmm, now why would I want that?... "

Happily, you settle back down, wrap your arms back around his neck and lean your forehead against his. "... do you believe me?"

...

...

"... Not really." He says bluntly with a cheeky grin, making you groan in defeat. Stubborn. Old. Goa- "But I believe you believe all that crap right now- so I'll just enjoy the ride, huh? Long as it plays out."

Closing your eyes, you give a drawn-out sigh. "... you'll see."

"Maybe."

[cakiette]

🎀🦴 moar fmfs fanart for @mothytheghost muhuahua- >:3 ur au is great asf

☆ object ocs r not mine ^_^

☆ fmfs au belongs to @mothytheghost ^w^

☆ characters: mecintosh, smol bebe cobs

notes : mothy i have more fanart 4 u but like my social anxiety is telling me “NO” but err yeah hope u lieky it ☆ btw srry for tagging u sm ik this is the damn 2nd time but still

❝ 'Cause I just had a dream I was dead. And I only cared 'cause I was taken from you.❞

(SORRY IF THE PHOTO IS LOW QUALITY HOLY SHIZ)

yeah mecintosh had a bad dream ik robots dont dream but like

its for the drama ok

btw the quote thingy is from pinkpantheress’s new song “Mosquito”

i jammed to that song while drawing other things and i went like what if i do this thingy and thats how i made it

★ — i love these new dividers i found!!!

( o'ω')o hugs for whoever made the dividers ((those arent mine btw)

★— Omgg,, thats a lotta tags 🏷️

[jitterbugbear]

you guys i might actually be a genius i figured out how to make a dvd menu with a subtitles section where you can turn them on or off AND IT ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKS

im going to learn how to make custom dvd menus even if it fucking kills me

[cerealmonster15]

Grabs you and shakes you ALSO 14 & 15 for violence questions :3

PHEW ok you're [probably] safe from my lengthy rambles bc i dont read too much fic especially lately HMMM

14- that one thing you see in fics all the time

are these specifically Hater Things since it's violence. like am i supposed to complain or am i allowed to say Nice Things. HMM. hmm. damn ur right these ARE hard LOL lkfsdjfls uhhhhhhh fuck when was the last time i read a fic.... i kinda come and go in phases with these bc Reading Is Hard uhhhh

well. i read mostly jami/azu when i do read fic, in terms of twst. but also sometimes heartslabyul fic but also im way pickier about heartslabyul related fics <- probably bc there's way more of it. jami/azu was harder to come by in the early days and i do feel like when something's less popular you find the more dedicated works that have a lot put into them!!

idk i dont think that answers the question tho LJFDKSL UMMM well in jami/azu fics ive read there's often a plotline of azul overworking himself and jamil trying to get him to pull away from his workaholic tendencies. i think that's fun! i like seeing the different ways people approach the same topic :]

15- that one thing you see in fanart all the time

[mind goes blank despite consuming dozens of fanarts daily] uhhh hang on lemme check my trusty tumblr tag 🚶

[seeing my own posts][scrolling faster] uhhhhhhHHHH ok well i guess i was in a jami/azu fever the past few days actually so that's what im talking about here too LOL there's a lot of fanart [mine included JLFJSD] of azul being shamelessly adoring and/or obnoxiously smug while Also Being Flustered over jamil and jamils just like. either also flustered yet SO pissed about it and in denial jsklfds OR just straight up Trying To Get Rid Of Azul and it's so fun. it's my favorite thing in the world <- hence why i too draw it so often LOL listen. theres a lotta earnest fanart of them thats so so so good. theres also silly goofs and japes that are equally SO fun and i love it all fjksljfelsjf

i could not be a hater for these idk if i followed the rules please don't tell riddle i just was overcome by the jami/azu and im not very picky about them kfljjflsjdklf 🕺🕺🕺 [i could probably find things to be picky about. i just dont feel like it rn LOL]

[violence questions] [theres a 50/50 chance ill be normal about my answers i guess!!!]

[okcoolthanks]

Pinned post wow amazing fantastic

HI my name is EV and/or EVERETT (not like TMK) I use HE and SHE and THEY I’ll put a blinkie with the pronoun(s) im using at the moment so you don’t have to guess (: like it says im genderfluid so it’ll change idk how frequently but wtvr

On other news I have a comic I’m working on check it out -> @okaycoolthanks pls I swear it’s so cool it’s gonna be awesome please

WHATDO I DO HERE?? ? (• ˕ •マ

Uhhhhhh complain. A lot of that. Just about Shit no it doesn't have a tag it's whatever just roll with it (hah)

Liveblog shit I'm watching!! What am I watching?Good Question! Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this stuff

I do stupid shit with my friends! I have a Few on here. And they’re all I have and I love them so so so dearly if your reading this hi, I love you /p

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Dra w. Yes. I do that. Yeag. As I mentioned before I'm making a comic and it means a lot to me and I draw and do some stuff related it! I also just kinda draw bullshit kinda whatever I wanna draw. I do Robots and like. Ocs and fan art sometimes. It depends. Im trying, it’s cool I put a lotta work into it. Even just a like is fine pls interact I love it (:

My CATS I have three I love them they're in the Kitties!! Tag look at them they're my little baby's they're the littlest guys ever theuriehekfnfheheh. The orange one is Persimmon the white and grey one is Avery and the black one is Pascal. They’re very sweet and they’re silly and I talk about them a lot and you should look at them

Im AWFUL at tagging shit so uh. Idk if your trying to find something specific your on your own, sory dude. Here’s the tags I Do have bablam

Speaking of tags I hide like half my posts in the tags so Be Warned

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Ok that’s it bye have a good day/night whatever dude

JOKES ON YOU THATS NOT IT!!!!!

Classics:

IM NOT COPY PASTING THOSE LINKS AGAIN THEYRE ON THIS POST

Whoah ev where’d you get those cat emoticons or whatever they’re called?? Here

Oh damn. What about that blinkie? Oh I got that here it’s pretty cool you can use any of them and type your own shit into it

Oh coooool. BTW what’s that like. Title what’s up with it. Oh wow thanks hypothetical person it’s from this song (:

I have a whole bunch of bullshit I’ll probably save here too I’ll update them like later (:

[sammyloomis]

ericon kidzzz (+ james)

and a bonus sophie:

[itslilacokay]

let me demonstrate (ft. grapeduo)

new ship prompt

person a flips person b like a coin. im not saying any more