#damn sugar daddy

[gumseoi]

no but like-

hear me out-

[carelessflower]

believe in my heart there some small bakery with that only didn’t go bankrupt because alec was the only one to enjoy their desserts magnus paid a ludicrous amount everytime to keep them in business

[theonlypristine]

(source: joni thrombrey’s wiki page)

if they’d kept this scene in knives out

no one would’ve said that benoit “i ordered snail jelly moisturizer and it gave my sensitive skin a rash so now i’m suspicious of this company” blanc

was straight-coded/“not obviously gay enough”

i think rian johnson should reveal the bblanc skincare routine immediately

[landograndprix]

€237,95 for a jacket? like girl, there's people who have to pay the bills and want to eat once in a while like man I support you but damn I support me too 💀

[herblay]

So uh about Hisashi Midoriya

A list of things Kohei Horikoshi one hundo percent intended for us to understand about Hisashi Midoriya, because he definitely implied them uh somewhere in text (next to social structures and a functioning bureaucracy) (Izuku Midoriya substitute teacher is so fucking funny to me tbh like Horikoshi really said bb ur a glorified babysitter till ur bestie gets his money up) (Him being Bakugou's sugar baby hero is SO fucking stupid I wish I could've come up w that)

Canonically Izuku was a fucking immaculate conception.

The real Hisashi Midoriya was the friends we made along the way

He is really All Might's secret lovechild, Todoroki was right all along, the problem is both All Might and Inko forgor

He left to get milk and never came back

All for One actually fucked his dad

All for One is his dad

(All for One believes he is god. God is like, everyone's dad. In some sense, u know?)

All for One is actually the baby daddy of everyone in this series they just ain't admitting it.

Much like Anakin Skywalker, Izuku has no dad and HELLA midichlorians

He left to get milk and came back but like 20 years later so we ain't seen it yet

Nana Shimura is actually Hisashi Midoriya. How, you might ask? I said so.

Hisashi Midoriya died like an Anime Mom Death bc he wore his hair like that once but they didn't show us because we'd cry too hard and never forgive it

Hisashi is just so hot they can't show us in canon bc we'd be too distracted

Bakugou killed him. He can have a little homicide as a treat.

Izuku killed him. He SHOULD do a lot of homicide as a treat.

Inko killed him. Real.

He left Inko to have a whirlwind romance with someone's secret twin (I haven't decided who yet)

Principal Nedzu ate him (he was delicious)

Fire breath did not protect him against spicy food and he went on Hot Ones and died.

Hisashi's quirk wasn't fire breath, it was negligence, baby!

[djsherriff-responses]

AU where Dolph decides to get a sugar daddy after Alex’s betrayal

[nixie-deangel]

@tothepayne who asked for 💐 💐 ✍️:

💐 serial killer Jake - hangster

He ducks into the nearest building, slipping in as a few drunks stumble out. He wrinkles his nose at the overwhelming smell of beer and despair before sighing as he moves his way through to the back and the bathrooms. Thanking whoever for letting it be empty as he finally opens his jacket enough to let out a groan as he sees the large, still tacky, splatter of blood coating his shirt. “Damnit,” Jake grumbled as he pulled off his jacket, then shirt. Holding it up he debates for half a second to try and get some of it out by running it under the sink faucet. But decides to just toss it. Was too big and tacky to really have any chance of salvaging it. Sides, it wasn’t like he couldn’t afford to get himself a new one. But as he stuffs it into the trash can before grabbing some paper towels to try and clean up his chest the best he could, he decides this was the last time he tried to be helpful. If he had known stepping in between the fuckwad and the crying college student would get him covered in a mess this big, he’d have just kept going on his merry way.

✍🏻 insecure bradley - hangster

Freezing at the sudden warmth, sudden contact of Jake pressing along his side. Bradley can’t help but keep tense, to keep still. Afraid if he breathed wrong Jake would move away. Would get up and walk out of Bradley’s house. Out of his life.

No longer taking emojis!

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Seven Fic(s) Sunday

@mellaithwen had a moment of sheer insanity and decided that instead of doing seven sentences from one fic she'd do a sentence (or two) from seven different fics!?

(Amy, blink twice if this is a hostage situation.)

But I'm also unhinged so I thought hey why not, surely I have seven WIPs lying around. And sure enough I do! So here we are:

1) F&F AU:

“How’d you get up here so quickly?” an officer asks him when taking Buck’s statement. “How’d it take you so long to get here?” Buck fires back.

2) The Xedgin Fic That's Giving Me Fits:

“You probably won’t be able to save him,” Holga points out. “You’ll just be killing yourself, too.”

3) The Gang Plays D&D

When Chim shows up with a whole notebook of backstory relevant to the actual world Bobby’s constructed, they all get the very disconcerting sight of Bobby trying not to cry with joy. Athena mutters he hadn’t even looked so happy at their wedding.

4) Platonic Sugar Baby AU:

“Let me get this straight,” Maddie says. “This guy doesn’t treat you like a piece of meat and you’re… unhappy about it?”

5) Star Trek AU:

“Your girlfriend took a job on an archeological dig halfway across the known galaxy,” Hen points out. “Women flee you?” Ensign Panikkar looks both dismayed and weirdly impressed, which is depressing. “Routinely?”

6) Jingle Bells I'm in Hell and Nobody Cares (AKA the Mystery Pairing Fic You All Will Be Subjected To):

Here’s the thing, because—as previously stated—Jamie Winter is not jealous, or envious, or concerned, or anything else in regards to DI Ben Jones. It’s just that while he knows Barnaby might’ve forgotten, Sarah Barnaby is the reigning Midsomer Quiz Night Champion and one hundred percent did not forget, which means this can only be one thing: This is an ambush.

7) It's Only Six Months Until Halloween:

“What do you mean?” Buck asks, picking up the crumpled receipt and handing it back to Eddie. Eddie stares at Buck. In fact, everyone’s kinda staring at Buck.

And yes, Chim is the only one of the D&D group who shows up prepared with a plot-relevant character backstory. Which, as any DM will tell you, is plenty of good reason to burst into tears. XD

[takaraphoenix]

Me, when I started writing What Keeps Me Going: Oh, this is gonna be a post-Nogitsune Stetopher fic where Petopher come back to Beacon Hills to realize Stiles wasn't coping well and whisk Stiles away to help him heal

What Keeps Me Going: somehow turned much more Chris-centric than intended and I never got around to having Petopher leave first, they just... decided to stay and heal in Beacon Hills together with Stiles and then whisk him away

Me, when I put Stealing Him Away onto my schedule: okay but THIS ONE is just straight off-the bat starting with Petopher RETURNING to Beacon Hills to realize Stiles wasn't coping well and whisk him away to help him heal

Stealing Him Away, currently at 4.5k: ...somehow, Peter hasn't even left the fucking states yet. He is currently in Ohio, hunting a rogue Alpha with Boyd and Erica so he can rebuild the Hale Pack. I'm gonna cry

[tideswept]

i may be cheating going for a second word in the wip game! i may be a roguish internet maverick. choose whichever prompt you will, but my second request is "scream"

! darn. The only scream I have in the WIP mines is one I already posted. :( (and of course it was Obi-Wan screaming in agony, of course.)

but as you've been a very brave maverick, I will choose a new word for you. And that word is--(multiple sources whisper urgently in my ear) bath, because I know you got it, and let's--

Oh. Oh.

From the camboy Obikin AU! (aka, 20 year old Anakin tries to do Only Fans)

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It was getting late. Do-or-die time.

Anakin twisted the doorknob, making sure it was locked, and tucked a towel around the door gap to muffle as much noise as possible. Ahsoka walking to her room didn't need to hear what he was up to.

The warm glow of a bedside lamp cast hazy shadows on the walls, illuminating but not revealing everything. He thought it made his skin glow, showing off all the sunbathing he’d done over the summer while working outside.

He tugged his shirt off, throwing it to the side. He lifted the laptop from the desk, bringing it over to the bed.

For a moment, he considered the sheets, then tugged them off, letting them flutter to the floor. They were Egyptian cotton, so pricey that he’d protested to Obi-Wan that they’d get ruined just from the piss-poor quality of the water at school, but Obi-Wan had merely promised to buy another set if that happened.

This was the problem with rich people, Anakin groused. They couldn't appreciate things the way someone growing up with nothing but the clothes on his back did. He was not about to ruin his costly sheets by getting them soaked in lube. And other liquids.

But primarily lube.

[nuwildcat]

I'm still working on Chapter 12 of beautiful and dirty rich but I figured you all deserved a bit of a taste test of what I have cooked up for this chapter.

Enjoy this little snippet:

Like every time before this one, Porsche slowly unwraps the gift, savoring it. Kinn watches him, wanting to hurry him along but not stupid enough to try. He can be patient.

The crinkle of tissue paper is followed by Porsche’s shocked inhale as he strokes over the contents of the box. He looks up at Kinn, shock on his face.

Kinn steps closer, wanting his hands on Porsche and unable to resist that need.

“Oh, fuck, Kinn.” Porsche’s voice sounds awed as he speaks, staring back at the corset neatly tucked inside the cream tissue paper in the box.

Kinn wraps himself around Porsche, kissing the side of Porsche’s neck as the other man pulls the corset out of the box and holds it up to look at it.

It came out better than Kinn anticipated, and his mouth waters at the idea of Porsche wearing it. Soon.

The corset is red lace and seethrough like so many of the shirts Porsche has teased Kinn with. The lace is bolder, not some delicate pattern but strong enough to match Porsche. The top curves into a sweetheart neckline, arching over Porsche’s tits, which Kinn has sacrificed access to for the full look.

He hears Porsche gulp as he stares longer.

“There’s more,” Kinn prods.

Also if you need to catch up here's the fic:

[fouralignments]

You can't convince me otherwise, but Charles has multiple jars of peanut butters and other nut butters of various flavors for Peter's benefit, so he doesn't wind up crashing due to the lack of energy.

All the while, Erik is crying because Charles is taking care of his content worry for his son, who is always hungry. Charles reminding him that he will take care of them both.

[sunnibits]

just remembered a really funny part about dimitri’s character in our campaign which was the fact that not only was he communing with the literal gods on a daily basis, he was the ONLY member of the party who had ever had any contact with the gods whatsoever, and NOBODY even knew that he served loki the whole time. like, everyone else - who don’t even have proof that the gods exist at all - just assumed that dimitri was some incredibly average lackluster thief who was also a bit of an arrogant jackass. little do they know that my guy was literally throwing glass bottles at the literal allfather’s ravens every other night telling them to piss off.

[keii]

I still can't believe how much more appealing Yoosung is in everyone else's route besides his own LOL. Tho' one thing remains is that no matter what, Yoosung really is a ride or die for mc. Like... he will NOT care if he gets the shit beaten out of him if it's for mc's sake, he will do crime and trust that it's for a good reason (and that Seven and Jumin would bail him out LMAO). Even tho' he's a crybaby, he will let anyone know EXACTLY how he feels, doesn't care if everyone doesn't agree. He's extremely loyal, honest, and open to whatever if that means it would make mc happy. His innocent nature allows others to let their guard down around him and pamper him, but deep inside he's obsessive, possessive, and pretty scary-- And so I love him.

[nixie-deangel]

✨ tell me more pls

💐 for fun

💐 serial killer Jake - hangster

Bradley meant to ask Jake about his payment the very next night, but he never showed. Nor the following four nights and by the time he did see Jake again, he was in the process of once again moving because the room he had been renting was ruined by pipes from the floor bursting and flooding his floor. But eventually, and so sue him that it’s been nearly three weeks, he does remember to ask about it. Or well, more like blurt it out because he never really did figure out how to phrase it without sounding ungrateful or like a shithead.

✨ Retired Bradley, Jake climbing Command

But now? After getting shot down and courting death? He has nothing but time to really think beyond the ghosts that dog his steps. To think beyond the childish dreams and wants he had that got so twisted up in his pain and anger to decide, to figure out… He didn’t want to do this. He hated getting on carriers, even if he did enjoy traveling the world. He hadn’t being stuck in uniforms and confined to where he was told to go.

Make Nixie Write!

[kresnikcest]

Post-established-worst-polycule-relationship Kresniks are very funny outsider POV-wise because. uhhhh. Like. Victor and Ludger side by side are fine as long as you don’t get too good of a look at their eyes (esp if Victor keeps some variant of a mask/wears glasses or something to change his face framing), and Julius by default doesn’t look very related to either Ludger or Victor.

But once you have Elle with them? Everyone doing math.gif calculations because age wise Elle could only be Victor and/or Julius’ kid (WE know the hair is Lara’s but 😂) but Ludger does not look related to anyone except Victor and Elle if you pay attention and that doesn’t get into Ludger/Julius/Victor undertones and—