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Please raise your hand if you get ads for microscopes on your Tumblr feed 🖐
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Hey guys I'm very sorry I'm not able to post my fic today. I finished with the fic but my phone proceeded to die and it erased everything I wrote so I have to start again. I AM SOO SORRY GUYS. I swear to God I'll finish it on Monday or even tomorrow.
#one piece#asl brothers#asl trio#reader x character#one piece luffy#portgas d ace#ace x you#sorry#damn phone#write agin
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Last night I was in the middle of a really cool dream and I got WOKEN UP AT THE BEST PART
#not the first time#not even the coolest dream in comparison to the last time this happened#damn phone#:((((#my posts#dreams
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my screen time today is almost at seven hours can someone tell me to put my fucking phone down
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My phone?
Ok.. so, my phone works... Rosie charged it for me, but I need to find a cord that will work and I have ordered two more from Amazon. :)
So yay?????? 😅😅😅😅
Well... I've been awake since 1am. Insomnia is a bastard. :o
What's new with y'all?
If I don't crash, I'll sim today sometime. I started a simself legacy heh. I used to post the stories on WP but that is b4 I discovered Tumblr for the umpteenth time, and if this stupid thing goes down again, I'm on Pillowfort... as of 5 secs ago. My username is hardcorepunkrockfan.
I have started playing gba and ds games via emulators on my tablet. Love playing rom hacks too btw. Well, I am going to use the loo (🚽) and decorate my PF.
Sammy
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And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!
If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)
#polls#I'll go first: I'm 22 i got my first phone at 12 and im on my 3rd phone#never broken one but i left the last one on the feckin bus :(#it was a hand-me-down from me mum so it had a good life#lost me damn photos tho
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John: … not the first time I’ve been handcuffed by a goth and a twunk. Very different context that
Sam: Gross! You’re like as old as my dad
J: Flattery will get you nowhere with me young lady(context: John ages in real time so is actually 70 at this time) *pulls his unhandcuffed hands from behind him and proceeds to pull out a cigarette*
Danny: … How did you get out of those!?
J: Tell you what *lights cigarette* get me a pack of smokes and some Guinness and I’ll teach you a few things
D: *puppy dog eyes at Sam* I can’t buy alcohol yet
S: *sighs dramatically* fineeeeee *goes off to get items*
J: *tosses handcuffs to Danny* First lesson, figure out how I got out of those
D: well magic, right?
J: *sits there smoking*
D: Magic Right???
Time passes. Sam comes back to a Danny staring intently at his wrist handcuffed to a railing
J: finally, I was started to get bored watching him
S: What the hell is happening here?
J: Our dear Danny boy is about to learn his first lesson
D: c’mon, can’t I at least have a hint?
J: yeah, it’s been long enough *walks over to Danny and points at a part of the handcuffs* you see the teeth right here?
D: Yeah?
J: well if you fit something thin in this gap here, it lets you just slide the mechanism open
S: You shimmed the lock?
J: Knows what it’s called and everything, I knew I liked her. Good guess, but no *reveals handcuff key* I lifted this off you while you were moving me.
D: Then what was all that for!? I’ve been trying to open this for a half hour
J: well, first of all, it was funny, but it wasn’t just for shits and giggles. Lesson one, a practical solution is usually the easiest, and just as effective if not more so than magic
D: …
S: he’s not wrong
J: *cracks open a Guinness* on to our second lesson then?
So John Constantine has canonically exorcised a ghost by telling it to piss off, so imagine, if you will, this:
Box Ghost:*appears* I am the Box Ghost, prepare to meet your rectangular and cardboard DOOM
John: Piss off
Box Ghost: *disappears*
John: Now, as I was saying-
Danny, sleep deprived and one ghost attack away from a mental breakdown: *in awe* TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MAGIC MAN
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Box Ghost, in the Ghost Zone: What the *bleep*
#so despite being a master of the dark arts John doesn’t use as much magic as you’d think#probably because he’s seen what happens when it goes terribly wrong#the Newcastle incident iykyk#so a lot of times simple practical solutions are better than magic#know when to use it#John is clever#he’s a con artist#and when dealing with magic demons ghosts and gods they usually aren’t thinking about practical sol#solutions#damn phone#people expect him to us magic to get out of situations#so they aren’t expecting him to not use it
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Im desperate over here boss
#based on real events#my boss wont give me my schedule#(he hasnt got to it yet)#so i keep yapping at my phone#and i thought#yeah J would do this#my art#murder drones#murder drones J#SD J#sdj#md j#murder drones cyn#murder drones cynessa#cyn#cynessa#md cynessa#md#BOSS GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SCHEDULE
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girls who say teehee
#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#roy mustang#whoops i made the phone wireless.#DAMN... i shoulda had him twirling his finger in the chord........
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:3c
#played gartic phone for like 6 hours today DAMN#this gives me serotonin so i share#partially inspired by @hamlettie's recent dazai and fyodor as kitties drawings but this was made in gartic phone (hence the amazing quality#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai osamu#bsd dazai#bsd catzai#nawy's doodles
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Now the only place I actually have this saved...
I finished more art! And I'm kinda proud of it honestly 😎
@aychama
This is what I came up with from this silly reference you made on stream XD
And the speed paint because I think my 3-4 hours of struggling with lights and shadows is funny
Especially condensed into 20 seconds
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aaron minyard certified academic weapon
#I hope he goes to a good med school and never touches an exy racquet ever again#kevaaron#For like two seconds#He needs glasses bc he’s always on that damn flip phone 🙄🙄🙄#aaron minyard#my art#aftg#all for the game#Aaron and Andrew acne twins
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A little horny bonus. 🥰
Cheeseless version: twitter, bsky
#nsft#monster fucker#terato#monster lover#minotaur#I WANTED TO DO HIM JUSTICE AFTER THE LAST ART YK#he deserves that#damn does it look BRIGHT from my phone#cheesy art
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Darry was hella messy in high school. Like if he wasn't invited to party, he'd call the police on it so it'd get shut down.
If he wasn't going, no one was.
#the outsiders#darry curtis#darrel curtis#petty king#he'd hang up that phone with the biggest damn smile on his face#one time ponyboy was upset about not being invited to a party and messy-darry came out of retirement.
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✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA
TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun
#also both of them have matching swellows that they dont use in their team...its my pokemon AU equivalent of their matching swallow patronus#& i didnt end up drawing this but when theyre older they also discover Unown in some ancient ruin/catacomb#and so it just kinda ends up following them/they keep it after they discover it#also anon... u said u had notes on ur phone for why sylveon is perfect for clora PLS SEND THOSE...or reply to this...im curious#god im so jealous of clora in that last pic of her being coddled by arcanine and charizard tho (and i guess by seb too😒)#oh to be snuggled by a bunch of pokemon...that should be MEEE!!!! im a cat person irl but god i love arcanine SO MUCH#i always have one in my team when i play and i always name him cheeto🧡#also i only gave seb a gengar bc i like him matching with clora and her having a clefairy BAHAHA..had to get my love of opposites in#gengar does suit him tho i mean just look at that face and that damn smile#same with togepi and corviknight...love the idea of the bird protecting the egg hehe. and ice type alolan vulpix with fire type arcanine#i also almost gave seb a ceruledge or amouredge bc they look like knights bahaha#i also originally gave clora an alcremie instead of lunatone bc i love alcremie...but the shiny lunatone is too perfect for her#a pale crescent moon with blue eyes like HELLO and its psychic..i had to...ravenclaw as hell#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#hogwarts legacy sebastian#clora clemons#choccyart
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#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#criminal minds evolution#cmevolutionedit#cmverse#cmverseedit#emily prentiss#emilyprentissedit#mine#edit#*#evidence*#p r o o f#internal*#PHEW that was a big one!!! been dying to make it but damn#ok i'll cool it with the honor line for a while lol#emily's smirk after she pushes garcia to jailbreak the phone...i have feelings and they are Varied and Conflicted#(obviously emily is NOT to blame for david smith but she believes she is so i had to include it)
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