#damn i'm such a pussy

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

underrated garashir scene is when Garak makes THIS gesture right in Julian's face

[mars-ipan]

so we all saw @dr2-hell's updated bunnymaeda design right. because i sure as hell did

[shotmrmiller]

quick sidenote because ik ps!ghost is sending a msg on one of reader's onlyfan vids of her edging herself with a toy or something and he's just very upset that his meal's been made and he can't eat it :(

[hikeyzz]

i need him rearranging my guts. right now. immediately. chop chop get on it right now immediately today. ugh

[bichambered-reservoir]

guess who discovered they don't rock with 90% of their art!!!!! this isn't even a vent post, i wouldn't post vents, this is a ramble and an unnecessary announcement that i will be posting more, and posting cringe.

A lot of the art i post on there, i will not deny, it was extremely fun to make. i will not doubt that for a Moment. I have created so much neon, eyebleeding D,J,M,M v,ore paraphernalia and knowing the amount i have ruthlessly inflicted upon the world brings me much joy. However: i have realized that most of these do nothing for me.

How is it that with all this D,J,M,M v,ore, barely any of it feeds the purple, glowing, gaping maw in my soul? . I've just been making shit for this blog because i need to draw d,j,m,m v,ore to maintain my internal reputation of d,j,m,m v,ore guy. I think it looks good, but that's not the point, the point was making my heart flutter and i have FAILED. It's probably why I've only been posting like, once a month now. (that and bc of h,omo mousike)

Comet and Fritz are back on my mind with their weird explicitly v,orey bullshit along with them, and I am going to draw it. It's going to be dimly lit, neon-colored, and be about the exact same thing like I'm a broken record and only i will like it

[majimasleftasscheek]

an AU that's been on my mind lately

[gordonsicedcoffee]

And you, huh? What about you? What sort of shady shit have you been up to, hmm?

I'm a Senior V.P. for a real estate development company.

JULIE BENZ as BRIT STEVENSON SAW V (2008) dir. David Hackl

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Me when I go on the Bro Strider tag and see muppet sex:

[s0cccyx]

I am suddenly obsessing over Puppet Combo's characters because they are so sos os ososososososo silly and hot.

(I want them to fuck mer/I want to fuck them)

(the night shift abducter guy got me bricked up)

[izzyspussy]

just thought you might appreciate the imagery this sentence would imply

[cinamun]

Nonny I'm not replying to that racist ass shit. Now you blocked and can't send anons anymore. Some of y'all be getting too carried away...

[unproduciblesmackdown]

billions also comedy gold presenting winston as a scapegoat for abuse culture fans when it's like but hey it can't be actual scapegoating if you Enjoy It or consider it Justified or experience Reassurance from Its Opportunity For A Group Cohesion Substitute For A Cohesion Based On An Inherent Equal Degree Of Belonging, The Absence Of Which Allows For, Encourages, Reinforces, & Rewards Scapegoating

it can't be Bullying if someone's Weird or you Just Don't Personally Like Them or Nobody's Actually Stopping You, Maybe At Least If They Don't See Too Much Of It, Maybe Others Are Supporting It

it can't be Abuse if you're just doing things Normally or are Following Rules or Aren't Feeling Malicious And Aren't Getting Divine Revelations Otherwise and probably it's just that a lot of abnormal people are being whiny &/or unfair &/or the Real malicious ones. kinda just like how that scapegoat is the real person ruining everything and really just forcing you to treat them like this

[sepiasys]

B just asked if I'm fuckin gay, bruh

Asked if I like women

-,_-,)

(He also said that he means no harm by it which yeah, ik :P)(I think he means that he's joking but idfk)

[bird-lube-now]

HEY CUTIE! >:3

1, 13, 15, and 81 💚

WAAAAH HI!!!

1: When did you lose your virginity? - uhhhhh relatively recently >> i'm def somewhere on the AroAce spectrum and like. never really pursued a lot of Action (for that reason and some other darker ones that i shouldn't delve into in a lighthearted ask game LMAO). so i guess i never really sought it out but i'm not sex-repulsed? i just never really got the opportunity until i had the chance to hang out with a friend i was into who was also into me and who i'd already. uh. Crossed Lines with ahead of time >> i dunno, virginity is a weird thing that i used to worry about all the time when i was younger and then i just kinda Stopped Caring and let whatever was gonna happen happen.

wow sorry that got weirdly introspective. anyway it was later than average and it was Neat 👍

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? - why, is there a reason you're askin'? ;3 ;3 ;3 there's a few people i've. uh. thought about more than others >> but like i'm radically pro-fooling-around-with-your-friends so like there's a long list of people i'd be down with.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? - getting real into it with a friend in her car before one of us realized "oh shit this is like. a mall parking lot" and it snapped us back to reality so fast lmao. it happened several times that day kdhkjg

81: Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? - why don't you come over here and find out~ ;3 no i mean it, come over here and say that to me. please 🥵

💚

[thesmokinpossum]

Litterally my local cops when I call them to mention that it's the second time in less than a month that the same woman show me her genitalia while screaming all sort of insults and threats at me on my own fucking street and that maybe they should refer her to a social worker or a psychiatrist or something

[teddybeartoji]

oke wait why is tagging new mutuals kinda scary😭😭😭I WILL GET OVER IT AND I WILL RESUME WITH THE SAME LEVEL OF ANNOYING AS PER USUAL JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE ALRIGHTTT