#damn girl not this morning

[raemimuse]

[ayyunah]

are you todays date becau- oh shit I’m late HAPPY LATE BDAY TO THIS GUYY

[jjkyaoi]

i’m not the first to say it and i won’t be the last, but one of the most fucked up aspects of satosugu’s relationship and their downfall to ME is how suguru goes from being the only person, the number one person that understands satoru the most and then at the end not understanding him at all. especially because of all the questions gege answered about satoru’s background, even if they were vague, which showed how clearly ostracized he is (even tho we all already guessed that but ykwim 😭) can you IMAGINE how relieving it would’ve been to go to jujustu high looking for a fresh start away from the constant pressures and eyes on him from his clan and then being able to become best friends with somebody who sees your title and your power only as a vague part of you. and then his last parting words to you are all about how strong you are. LIKEEE

[lordofthesillystraws]

hiiii i filled this thing out

template here!! (made by @cherryberrymatsu)

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[iamtired10]

CAN SHE F*CKING STOP CALLING ME “NAUGHTY GIRL PERFUME”? 😭😭😭

[fizzytoo]

morning routine

while rua was holding captain, i got the option to "ask to hold the baby" well...

there's the baby

[dragonagitator]

Another snippet from my "Modern Girl in Faerun" WIP.

[Context: It's my author self-insert's second evening in Faerun and I haven't told them where I'm from yet. We're in camp and I'm attempting to write down everything I can remember about the game into a blank journal purchased at the Grove.]

"GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT!" I exclaimed as I splattered ink all over the page again.

"Are you quite alright?"

I startled at the sound of Gale's voice from behind me.

"Gale," I pleaded. "Could you please show me how to write with this fucking thing? Pens back home are different."

[need to research how to write with an old timey quill pen and write about the actual lesson here]

"...and with those strokes you can write any letter, for example," he began writing out a sentence on the page, reading out loud as he wrote, "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."

Written on the page was

"Um... what language is that?" I asked, a sinking feeling in my stomach.

"...Commonspeech?" Gale seemed confused by my question. "The Calant dialect, to be specific."

"And is that the language we're speaking right now?" I continued with trepidation.

"Yes; what language did you think we were speaking?" he inquired.

"Oh no," I exclaimed as the realization hit, "I'm illiterate."

"Illiterate? But you weren't before?" Gale asked with concern. "Do you think perhaps the tadpole--"

"No," I cut him off. "What I mean is I'm illiterate in whatever THAT is," I gestured at his foreign squibbles. "I'm speaking English, and written English looks nothing like that."

"How fascinating! Every other dialect of Commonspeech I'm familiar with uses the Thorass alphabet," Gale mused before continuing sympathetically, "I suspect you must be even farther from your home than I am from mine."

"You have no idea," I laughed bitterly, then muttered "god damn fantasy conlang nerds" under my breath.

"Pardon?"

"Nothing, never mind," I said and started hurriedly packing up my writing supplies as I fought back tears of frustration and embarrassment.

"'Thorass alphabet,' huh?" I continued brightly, trying to put on a brave face. "I'll probably need to impose on your tutoring skills some other evening to learn how to read, but for now, I think you've shown me enough that I can at least write down all my notes in English. It's probably for the best that I'm the only one who will be able to read them, anyway. So um... thankyouverymuchforyourhelpandhaveagoodnight."

I walked away quickly before Gale could see me cry.

Useless! I can't even fucking read!

As always, criticism is very welcome.

[moonsavior]

Get u a partner who can

[moonchild-in-blue]

And I know the angels tonight are as lost for words

As I am to merely behold you as we lie down together

Drag me under again

Deep in to your love

[autumnfangirler]

ill be the first to admit that i dont interact with the gaa fandom as much as i should, so id be very glad to be wrong about this, but from my (admittedly very limited) observations in the fandom susatos talked about mostly in the context of a) other male characters(naruhodo, kazuma, mikotoba, holmes) or b) shipping. which is fine, it makes sense! shes not very attention grabbing in the game, and while she does have her goofy moments, shes not nearly as silly as the rest of the cast. shes more of a straightman than anything else. but shes such a good character and i really want to see more people talk about her so fuck it, were making the overdue susato rant ourselves gdi

major spoilers for great ace attorney under the cut and in the tags!

i think a lot of people see susato as a #girlboss, which is true and undisputed, but ive never seen people dig into why. personally what sticks out to me is how determined she is. its overshadowed by kazuma, but she Clearly learned a few things. she was willing to travel halfway across the world to work as a judicial assistant, and in kazumas death she helped naruhodo become a lawyer in his stead. she broke the law to help naruhodo win ginas case, a decision that tore her up so much she nearly resolved to quit. and of course she won a fucking courtcase at the age of 16 while succesfully pretending to be a man. when she has a goal in mind, shes seeing it through. shes consistently pulled naruhodo out of (rightful) uncertainty and hesitation with this mindset. she followed kazuma, and then naruhodo, to the ends of the earth because she truly believed it was the right thing to do. shes competent in her work, and shes firm without being unkind.

thats another thing about susato. shes one of the most emotionally mature characters in the games (games filled with adults– iris is probably one of the few characters who rival her in that respect). shes emotional about the things shes passionate about, but shes never overwhelmed by it. the only scene i can think of where emotions really did overtake her was at the end of the first game, where she nearly threw her judicial book into the sea. which is,,, still relatively reasonable? she broke the law and had to leave britain to go back to japan. she couldnt practice as a judicial assistant anymore, and nobody back home had a need for her skills as a judicial assistant. why would she need it anymore? in every other instance, shes polite, calm, and most importantly, the heart of the whole cast.

because while shes a great character on her own, her main role in the story is always in servitude to others– whether that be as holmes number one fan, iris' big sister, or naruhodos ever-reliable judicial assistant. we never get the sense as to why until the 4th chapter of the last game, where her backstory is finally revealed. with it, a lot of who she is is recontextualized. she never had a mother and her father left her before she could have any real memories of him. shes headstrong and driven because there was no direction for her. shes compassionate and polite because her only role model for her formative years was her grandmother. shes emotionally mature because she learned what loss was at a young age and how to live with it alone. and all of that translates to a young girl with a fire to help others in whatever way she can.

shes just,,,, shes such a good character man. i love her.

[asclexe]

who the hell needs to text me five times a day hru. or hiiiii. or hii wyd. i know i am not that damn interesting.

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

just in case you were wondering ... the oldest found message in a bottle has been dated back to 1866. it was found in january 2018 on a beach in west australia and was part of a scientific experiment to study ocean drift patterns. so i mean first of all another anachronism for the win. second of all and most importantly stede bonnet invented the message in a bottle in order to send love letters to ed. the chances of it finding him were slim (he didn't understand the ocean's drift patterns) but so were the odds that they'd find each other in the first place.

[gentlethorns]

holy fuck. i'm on my last scene

[bumblingbabooshka]

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THAT DAMN TEMPLE, CANON, REAL.

[kissingarthurclaus]

Grrggh...good morning everypony = w = I rewatched the episode of the ppg reboot where Utonium gets a girlfriend...

[phagodyke]

kind of annoys me sometimes how I can happily listen to my roommate explain the entire plot of whatever she's currently into but when it comes to my interests she can only listen for a few mins before wordlessly walking out of the room