#damien redacted audio

[venuslove-28]

kinda mf to go 'erm actuallly'

[aimedis]

redacted asmr headcanons pt.3

-darlin’ gives sam puppy dog eyes all the time both with or without their own acknowledgement (they bite their lip too and it drives sam fucking insane)

-wolves don’t particularly enjoy being touched around their lower back area, even the most controlled wolf will get uncomfortable and/or shift instinctively to protect themselves

-asher and baabe are literally johnny and mavis 

-vincent and lovely are always together. always. (where one is, the other is not far behind) 

-gavin telling freelancer they’re pretty every single day 

-freelancer telling gavin he has the kindest heart every single day (and that he’s pretty) 

-freelancer plays volleyball (they’re on a recreational team)

-darlin' and milo will forever have beef with asher and asher will always harass them. when milo says "ash, ew.." darlin' says "ash, what the fuck.."

-david ‘hardass’ shaw brought to his knees begging for forgiveness because angel called him david once 

-freelancer and huxley feed off each other’s energy and they’re both adorably loud when around each other 

-gavin and freelancer get violently upset if they’re not around each other for more than a day

-“your eyes are so pretty” was one of the first things coworker said to lasko and he stopped breathing for a solid minute

-under extreme stress, cutie loses control of their powers and it can either make them slide out of someone’s head or into everyone’s head (during the inversion they could hear everyone’s thoughts and they were trying to fight off a panic attack the whole time)

-milo and darlin' make fun of each other’s trauma (milo: “that’s why your dad doesn’t fucking love you” darlin': “your dad doesn’t love you either, bitch”)

[6-atlas-6]

More redacted tweets ⁉️

I love making these guys

🎀: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway

[poedays]

Some video titles from Foolsverse for the characters we didn’t get:

Asher: Your Long-Distance Alpha Boyfriend Finally Opens Up | AU Audio RP | [M4A]

Damien: Asking the Quiet Sports Captain about Tryouts | AU Audio RP | [M4A]

Huxley: Getting Stoned with an Apathetic Delinquent | AU Audio RP | [M4A]

Sam: Taking Care of Your Irresponsible Freelancer | AU Audio RP | [M4A]

Vega: Your Masochism Daemon Begs You Not To Leave | AU Audio RP | [M4A]

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Characters' Sleep Attire Headcanons

☆ David - Shirtless with gym shorts

☆ Milo - Tank top and boxers

☆ Asher - Just boxers

☆ Damien - Tank top and shorts

☆ Huxley - Shirtless with pajama pants

☆ Gavin - Nude / Just sweatpants

☆ Lasko - T-shirt and pajama pants

☆ Kody - Hoodie and sweatpants

☆ Sam - Only pajama pants ;]

☆ Vincent - Sweatshirt and pajama pants

☆ Porter - Just briefs

☆ James - Tank top and boxers

☆ Anton - T-shirt, pajama pants, and socks

☆ Marcus - Full matching pajama set, sleep hat included

☆ Hush - Whatever Doc gives him to sleep in

☆ Blake - Pajama shirt and pants that somehow never match

☆ Elliott - Sweatshirt and shorts

☆ Aaron - Tank top and pajama pants

☆ Ollie - Oversized t-shirt and shorts

☆ Ivan - T-shirt and boxers

☆ Guy - Boxers and socks 

☆ Geordi - Graphic tee and briefs

☆ Morgan - Matching pajama set with patterned socks

[capitalisticveins]

I think about the fact that Damien and FL were supposed to end up together a lot

[dawnofiight]

Okokokok Shaw and DAMN Crew as YouTubers or influencers idfk

Right off the bat,, David would be a cooking channel.

Asher seems like he would do those trolling videos that are pretty harmless and not like fucking "hahah i fucked your mom and now I'm your step dad"

DO YALL KNOW THAT LADY ON YOUTUBE AND INSTAGRAM THAT DOES SHORTS WHERE LIKE SHE HELPS YOU DRESS THINGS? That's Milo.

Also do yall know that chick that can make any ugly outfit cute? That's sweetheart

Baabe is giving rage game enthusiast.

Angel ofc would do animal crossing and Minecraft. Angelcraft.. if you will.

Darlin.. hm.. y'know what wouldn't it be silly if darlin played the horror games. DARLIN' PLAY SECURITY BREACH RIGHT THIS SECOND.

And Sam is too old.

HUXLEY WOULD DO A "how to take care of certain plants" channel and sure I would never tune it but you bet your right buttcheek Damien is the first like ,, first comment ,, first subscriber combo

Damien babe idk do golfing videos like the true uggo you are.

"How to be the best person in _" that's him.

Gavin after being a vlogger

Lasko after having a podcast with FL ft. Darlin'

Since I found out Xavier is rich I think he would be a "day in my life" type videos once every 5 years.

Here's a crack pair Amanda and Dear .. the beauty community summed up. I'm sorry you're not gonna convince me that Dear ISNT the most beautiful specimen to be created. It ain't. Happening.

[xanyiaz]

sometimes babygirl is a man from arizona with a creative mind and a microphone that makes silly boyfriend audios as well as fantasy lore stories that people who are attracted to voices and get overly attached to fictional characters enjoy :))

[kinoi-lol]

Lovely and vincent are the type to slow dance in the rainy moonlight

Gavins the type to kiss all of freelancers scars while there laying down on the couch or bed

Asher and babe are the type for wedding cake cutting to secretly both smush it on eachothers faces and both be surprised

Angles the type while David's cooking to go up to david and hug him from behind

Darlin's the type to fake punch sam a lot for fun

Huxley and dams are the types to plan picnic outings sometimes for the whole crew sometimes for eachother

Dear is the type to hide laskos work as a playful thing

Sweethearts the type to buy small outfits for aggro and do a surprise photoshoot for milo and he'd just watching aggro trying to escape

Freelancer is the type to throw one year friend anniversary surprises everyone in the D.A.M.N crew (Huxley and caelum both cried )

Geordi and cutie are the type to lay in an open field of flowers as the sunsets

Guy is the type to buy honey actual honey on there anniversary as a funny gift (he had another gift not a joke gift )

[elilovesredacted]

if y’all are Redacted Asmr account or enjoy Redacted, please say hi!

I wanna follow more of y’all and make some mutuals.

[aimedis]

redacted asmr headcanons pt.2

-while angel loves no one more than david, no one infuriates them more than he does (could apply to all mates)

-darlin’ tries to trip david every time he walks in front of them

-lasko is so obsessed with dear, he trails after them like a lost puppy all day (even when they're at damn)

-gavin is 100% addicted to sugar (he’s always eating candy and desserts and drinking sweet drinks)

-darlin’ is insanely ticklish but the only one knows is sam because no one else would dare get that close to them (sam comes up behind them and pokes their sides while they’re not paying attention and they flinch hella hard) ((he also tickles them when they’re in bed together))

-as a teen, darlin’s parents would not let them do anything without david (because they would undoubtedly get into trouble otherwise)

-vincent acts incredibly corny ironically just because it annoys/embarrasses lovely every time

-darlin’ is a pretzel purist (obsessed with them)

-if gavin is arguing with freelancer, giving him a lollipop with make him shut up 99% of the time 

-gavin and freelancer look at each other in sync and judge other people

-asher and baabe argue once a year

-freelancer and gavin fought like one time in their first year of dating and it made freelancer cry like a lot especially to damien (he told gavin after they made up “never let me catch you making my best friend cry again, do you hear me?”) 

-david and darlin’ are 100% siblings coded

-every other week david, asher, milo, and darlin gather together somewhere and talk about their mates and other stuff (mainly their mates) ((sturniolo triplets style))

bonus +

asher: “we’re shifters, of course, our love language is biting the shit out of each other”

milo: “we’re shifters, of course, i'll fight you if you touch my lower back no matter who you are”

darlin’: “we’re shifters, just because i respect the pack hierarchy, doesn’t mean i respect the people in said hierarchy”

david: “we’re shifters, of course, as alpha, i’m legally allowed to beat the shit out of all of you for the sake of “keeping the pack in line””

[bubblergoespop]

My Top Damien Quotes

i want him to chuck a water bottle at me ♥︎

“You are a person that is overflowing with love to give, and that is not too much, that is fucking beautiful.”

“I’m not going to get mad, I just want to know who did this to you.”

“My fire is a part of me.”

“I can do good. That’s all I want to do. I want to help.”

“Now who whimpers?”

“Well if you four would stop teasing me, I could stop doing my best impression of a furnace.”

“I have never felt more flaccid in my entire life.”

“Oh, he thinks I’m funny when I’m mad? Huxley has no idea what I look like when I’m mad.”

“C��mon nature boy, let’s get natural.”

“Handsome man [he’s saying this with a :3 on his face you can’t convince me otherwise]”

“Huxley, I need you.”

“I want all this anger to mean something.”

“I can walk.”

“You’re always so gentle with me. With everything. I-I’m not used to that.”

“Body like yours needs a little worship, you know?”

“Yeah. I’m fine… I’m freaking out.”

“A-are you gonna serve, or what? [he’s too busy gawking at Huxley’s muscles to realise he’s holding the ball himself, not Hux]”

“The rolls aren’t aerodynamic enough. I can’t get enough speed behind them.”

“Huxley seems to think threats are a way I express love.”

“Who. Was. It?”

“I’ve gotten pretty good at screaming at walls.”

“You remember that positive outlook when you’re ripping out your happy trail trying to get dried cum out of it.”

“I spent a lot of nights thinking about all the stuff this body of yours could do.”

“Hey. I don’t just care about it as a morally wrong action for the sake of it. I care about you. You’re my friend. A good one. And my friend is hurting, and I can do something about it, so I’m going to.”

“You are the person I choose. And I’m so fucking grateful that you’ve chosen me.”

“He [Huxley] does make it hard to get mad at him, even when he is doing something asinine. It’s like trying to stay mad at a puppy. Just doesn’t feel right.”

“The bear’s cute… For the record though, you’re the only teddy bear I need.”

“I’m made of tough stuff too Hux… and I like it rough…”

“All I can think about is worshipping this incredible body of yours.”

“It’s all yours.”

“God I love how big your hands are.”

“I don’t whimper [proceeds to whimper]… only with you.”

“Pick me up. Turn us around. Press me into the wall. And fuck me.”

“Yeah we’ll see how great you think I look when I set your hair on fire.”

“Just because I usually want you to top, doesn’t mean I don’t love your ass.”

“I wanna feel every fucking inch of this monster.”

“Ugh I laid down on your cum and I’m pretty sure we’re glued together now.”

“All mine huh?”

“Huxley. Fuck me. I wanna cum with your cock buried inside me all the way to the base.”

“I’ll trade you goofballs.”

“Cute glasses.”

Honourable Mentions (Non-Canon)

“I’ve had friends before. I’ve never had a friend that I felt as close to as I do to you.”

“You feel good. Except your hair’s trying to go up my nose.”

“Fuck. God, you drive me crazy with just a touch. Just a look, honestly.”

“Now gimme.”

“If you wanna know which one I’d prefer, ask me. Directly.”

“Do you think this is what they meant when they say ‘Light a fire under your ass’?”

“Yes, I’d say my fire likes you very much.”

[gayest-of-frogs]

MY D.A.M.N. ENROLLMENT BUNDLE CAME IN HOLY SHIT!!!! (Review of it coming later tonight)

Screw Hogwarts, I'm going to D.A.M.N.

[nortyourself]

“I am the son of this nation. My voice is yours. And our voice will ring out for time immeasurable. We are thunder and quake and hurricane and hellfire and all who oppose us will know what we can do.”

Hail the King Imperial

[moronkyne]

More Poly!D.A.M.N (?)

Or platonic. Take them as you please. Some of these are purely just platonic in my eyes but WHO AM I TO SAY?

-> Imagine AFAB Freelancer with period cramps using Damien as a heatpad. He’s just half asleep and reading while Freelancer is snoring their ass off, cuddling him.

-> Freelancer and Lasko are the Ricky Montgomery Stan’s out of all of the Redacted characters (Maybe the exception of Elliott) so imagine them belting out ‘black fins’ or ‘line without a hook’, hell, if you know Ricky’s old band, The Honeysuckles, ‘out like a light’

-> Huxley combing through Laskos curls. They’re damp, soaked, and straighten slightly with each brush through Laskos hair just to bounce back up. Rubbing and massaging oils and conditioners into the locs :3

-> Damien and Lasko cuddling. That’s it. They’ve both had long days. Ignorant people can drain the life out of out, it’s true. Lasko tucking his head into Damien’s chest as they lay one the bed, Damien’s legs around Laskos waist.

-> Ohhh nothing just. Gavin doing Dears skincare since they’ve been so demotivated. Kissing Dear all over as he runs them a bath and holds them, telling them that he and their partners will take care of them. Huxley making popcorn and Freelancer finding a movie for all of them to watch.

-> Freelancer piercing Damien’s Septum—And then Gavin convinced Lasko to let Freelancer do his helix. One of them shed a few tears. The other definitely has piercings in other places.

[dawnofiight]

Damien is going through it I fear ft. Gavin and Huxley

I was gonna do the last bit of the video but I can only draw men for so long before my hand forgets what to do

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