#damien anon!!🔥

[truekingimperial]

Look what I can do!!!

*Dislocates my joints*

-🌰

Thats.. digusting..

Put them back.

[thatliminal-wanderer]

Cute Demon ID Pack

Requested by 🫀🪽 Anon

Names

Amon, Amy, Bael, Berry, Bune, Cherry, Damien, Daniel, Dantalion, Dem, Dizzy, Emily, Ezra, Felix, Foras, Furfur, James, Jinx/Jynx, Kawa, Lacey, Lamia, Layla, Lilith, Lolia, Mara, Paimon, Peri, Rena, Seere, Skittle, Stella, Zoe

Pronouns

berry/berries, bun/buns, claw/claws, dea/deamon/deamons, demon/demons ,fang/fangs, flap/flaps, fuzz/fuzzy/fuzzies, horn/horns, hug/hugs, imp/imps, kit/kits, kitten/kittens, lace/laces, meow/meows, mew/mews, paw/paws, plush/plushes, pop/poppy, pup/pups, red/reds, si/silk/silks, sweet/sweet, toy/toys, wick/wicked/wickeds, yip/yips, ♠️/♠️s, ⛪️/⛪️s, ❤️‍🔥/❤️‍🔥s, 🍯/🍯s, 🐝/🐝s, 💒/💒s, 🔥/🔥s, 😈/😈s, 🥩/🥩s, 🪞/🪞s, 🪱/🪱s, 🫀/🫀s

Titles

A Devil With Cute Eyes, A Devil With The Cutest Eyes, That Darling Devil, The Cutest Demon, The Cutest One Who Is Devilish, The Cutesy Trickster, The Demon With a Cute Face, The Devil In Pink, The Devilish But Adorable One, The Littlest Devil, [prn] Who Has The Cutest Horns

Genders

Adorcubus, Caggrodollic, Cutegender, Cutesticker, Darcutistic, Deathcute, Demonadored, Demondollic, Demongender, Demonologycutie, Demonologygender, Deofolsicfleurial, Eldricute, Friendemonica, Gurokawaesic, Mademongirlic, Meatcutehoardic, Moruteaesic, Pasdemoonlic, Pasprinmasc, Prinfloramonic, Softdemongender, Yamikawaesic, 🎀emojic

Other mogai

Alderdemo, Alderfamon, Assigned Demonic/Demon at Birth /ADeAB, Cuteperspesque, Daeliaspective, Daemvior, Demointent, Demonchildvesi, Demonivesi

[vikkirosko]

Heyo there Vikki! (same anon as the raisins' new, and older, girl ask)

Could I get the very same concept but with Gregory, Tweek, Damien, Pip and Token? please and thank you 💕

Headcanons New raisins girl

☕ Tweek Tweak x fem!Reader ☕

Tweek rarely went to the cafe where you worked, because every time it became a new cause for stress for him. The attention of the waitresses bothered him and so he tried not to go there, but when his friends started telling him that they had heard from the older guys about the waitress who was better than everyone else, they started trying to persuade him. He agreed to go with them for company, expecting absolutely nothing special

When they came to the cafe, they recognized you pretty quickly. You were a couple of years older than them and you stood out a lot from your colleagues. You greeted them with a sincere smile, greeting them in a friendly way, shaking their hands, after which you took them to a table. You didn't flirt with them. You were nice, friendly and caring towards them, including Tweek. Your gentleness didn't bother him as much as the intrusiveness of the other waitresses, so he felt a little calmer

When it was time to leave, you did something that caused him a bright blush. You kissed him lightly on the cheek goodbye. According to Clyde, you didn't kiss all the visitors and Tweek was very lucky. He wasn't sure exactly how he felt when you kissed him, but he often started blushing next to you

You and Tweek saw each other at school and you always greeted him. Even outside of work, you were friendly and affectionate towards others, which is why everyone liked you so much, including Tweek. He felt calmer when he had the opportunity to talk to you, even though you rarely came to his family's coffee shop. At school, you could talk without any problems and you didn't have to run away to continue working

💸 Token Black x fem!Reader 💵

Token was not the one who liked to go to "Raisins". Every time he went there, the waitresses tried to get as much money from him as possible, as well as from Clyde, so when he found out that there was a new waitress there, he did not attach much importance to it. He was sure that she was not much different from the others, but Clyde managed to convince him to go with him to make sure of it

When he saw you, he was a little surprised. You were a couple of years older than the other waitresses and you had a sincere friendly smile on your face. You greeted them when they came in, shaking their hands and greeting them with kind words, then took them to a table. You were surprisingly nice, didn't try to flirt with him and just showed friendliness, which pleasantly surprised Token

When they were about to leave, you hugged him. Token was surprised by this and Clyde looked at him as if with indignation. It was only when they were on the street that Token found out that, according to the older guys, you didn't hug everyone. Token was pleased that you seemed to have singled him out from the rest, but he was in no hurry to show it

Token rarely came to "Raisins", but when he did, he took the opportunity and talked to you. You were always friendly towards him and your friendliness didn't seem to be just part of your job. He understood that's why you were so popular. You were really different from the other waitresses and no one could argue with that

👿 Damien Thorn x fem!Reader 🔥

Damien didn't know much about where to go in the city, so when he heard the older guys discussing the Raisins cafe and the new waitress who was many times better than the other girls working there, he decided to go there and find out what others admired so much

He was surprised when he saw what this cafe was like. You quickly approached him, greeting him and shaking his hand with a radiant smile. It was like you personified friendliness. You walked him to the table and, unlike the other waitresses, you didn't try to flirt with him. You did your job well, even though Damien sometimes said things that would start to bother others

When he was about to leave, you surprised him again by hugging him. He didn't fully understand the reason for your action, but it caused warmth in his heart. Only on the street a few visitors, who also left, told him how they envied him, because you hugged far from all visitors and Damien was among this small number of lucky ones

Damien didn't often go to the cafe where you worked, but every time he came there, he always demanded that it was you who served his table. He loved being able to talk to you and feel special, not only because of who his father was, but also just because he is him

🗡 Gregory of Yardale x fem!Reader ⛸️

Gregory didn't live in South Park for very long, so he didn't immediately understand what the older guys were talking about when they discussed the new waitress at the Raisins cafe. Only a little later he found out about the cafe they went to so often. Gregory was interested to find out what attracted the attention of others so much, so he decided to go there

He was surprised to see such a large number of visitors, but was even more surprised when you approached him. You were a couple of years older than him and worked as a waitress in a cafe. You greeted him with a friendly smile, then shook his hand and led him to an empty table. Gregory saw other waitresses flirting with customers, but you didn't even try to do it. You attracted attention with your sincerity and your affectionate, soft smile. That's why you were so popular with visitors

When he was about to leave, you once again stood out among the other waitresses, hugging him goodbye. You didn't try to get more tips or influence him in any way, you just showed friendliness towards him, which caused Gregory to smile back. He was glad that you didn't treat him only as a source of money, but treated him with sincere friendliness. He was sure that this was how you treated all the visitors, not even realizing that you hugged far from everyone

Gregory decided to visit the cafe sometimes in order to have the opportunity to chat with you again. You seemed to him like a nice girl with whom he could talk about something and since the cafe was the only place where he could definitely meet you, he was willing to spend some money to be able to get to know you better

🇬🇧 Pip Pirrup x fem!Reader 🎀

Pip knew that there was a cafe "Raisins" in South Park, but he never went there. He was too embarrassed to visit such places, but he still heard what other people were talking about, including the older guys. He had heard that there was a new waitress there, who was so admired by other customers. He didn't even think about going there if it wasn't for the rain from which he hid in the cafe

When he went there, you immediately approached him. He quickly realized that you were the waitress that others were talking about. You were a couple of years older than him and you were different from the other waitresses. You greeted him in a friendly way, shaking his hand, after which you took him to a table. You were friendly and nice in communication, did not try to flirt with him and did not impose your communication on him

As soon as the rain stopped, he was about to leave. You didn't convince him to stay, but you kissed him on the cheek goodbye, which caused him to blush a lot. Pip felt the envious glances of other visitors on him, so he hurried away, but the place where you kissed him was still warm for a long time

Every time he saw you at school, he tried to communicate with you and he was glad that you did not ignore him but communicated with him, smiling at him and continuing to remain friendly. He was pleased that the friendliness you showed him at work was sincere and did not disappear outside the cafe

[positive-total-drama-takez]

some damien headcannons:

His parents are Leonard and Beardo

Chubby bodytype, yeah🔥🔥

He has a love-hate relationship with Ripper (even knowing that Ripper just likes to get arund him and randomly make fun of him, affectionately ofc)

He likes telling his hyperfixations to others

anyways yeah thats it

-Bloody Valentine Anon❤

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[free-boundsoul]

You can't fry ice cream, Freelancer. It'd obviously melt as soon as you put it in the oil. Don't try to screw with me like that. And why would you even want to fry ice cream in the first place? I've never once thought to myself, "You know what would be good on this sundae? Olive oil and flour." There's no way that's a thing.

-Damien

(I'll just start off by saying I see your other ask and I promise to respond tomorrow when I'm a little bit more coherent! I just don't want you to think that I'm ignoring it 💜)

It's so a thing! Would I lie to you? About desserts? Never. You know I value honesty. We used to make it at school for Spanish club to raise money and the whole school would go nuts over it.

You get a ball of vanilla ice cream, like a really big scoop, roll it in crushed corn flakes and then freeze those so they don't melt. Then when they're really frozen you deep fry them. Then you can put like chocolate or caramel and whipped cream on top.

If you don't believe me, there's a restaurant in town that does it. Call it a date.

(I think that's how we made it? Lol it's been...9 years....it's been 9 years since high-school. Okay, I'm gonna go not have a meltdown about that)

[iwouldfuckdarkiplier]

Imagine having Damien/Dark resting his head on your chest, he starts falling asleep, to which his breathing gets slightly heavier. He has been listening to your heartbeat, and it's brought him so much bliss and peace. His aura relaxes to a blue hue, the static subsidies in the air, as you gently comb your fingers through his hair. His hair smells faintly of cedarwood, the shampoo and colonge set you bought Damien for Christmas once.

- 👽🔥

[bruh-im-aggro]

[Damien and Wrath have another badass fight, which leads to Wrath being on top. They kill him and take the crown, placing it on their head and taking a picture, sending it to Lust for petty purposes]

Cryptic

|Damn I killed him and said, Selfie <3|

[gingerbreadmonsters]

I am so sorry if the other thing I sent you was way too long (or weird) to reply to— I just got inspired lol. Sorry

-The Damien Anon

oh no no no don't worry, darling!! i'm on holiday rn and my access to wifi isn't very good or consistent, so my rate of answering asks has slowed down even further than normal lmao 😵‍💫😵‍💫 it should be out some time tomorrow, at latest saturday!!

[finntaur]

I posted 3,097 times in 2022

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I tagged 988 of my posts in 2022

#ask - 95 posts

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Longest Tag: 138 characters

#and it was also a shift in the culture from ‘the police are not on our side and never have been’ (when jewish writers were more prevalent)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Now, I know im not the first person to notice this, and there's probably 50 billion essays out there on this topic but I've noticed a trend with the younger generations on the internet.

In your needs to find the one utmost unproblematic person in the universe, you neglect to account for their humanity. You push them onto this pedestal of perfection that inevitably crumbles as soon as someone makes One Mistake.

Take into account how many times a "regular person" like you makes mistakes. And I'm not talking like supporting yahtzees or purposely being transphobic. I'm talking the times you lashed out. The times you cannot control your emotions or actions. And I know a majority of you have had to unlearn behaviors and that takes time.

To hold people onto these pedestals of unproblematic perfection, you forget the human. They're not figurines meant to be viewed and spout whatever catchphrase or funny joke you want, these are people. People make mistakes, people aren't caught up when it comes to certain topics, people lash out, people are people.

Imagine you yourself were a celebrity held up to these standards and you always had someone watching and waiting for that one mistake. It's exhausting to even hold yourself to these standards, so why should celebrities be held to the same?

31 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

#4

NOOO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT WALK INTO SPENCER’S

oh mein gott zis store is full of dickenzings

36 notes - Posted March 10, 2022

#3

I’m not like other girls… I’m a man

71 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

#2

I think it would’ve been fucking hilarious if dinosaurs were around during important historical periods

118 notes - Posted October 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

She p on my em til i das

182 notes - Posted September 21, 2022

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[truekingimperial]

Only time will tell.

❤️‍🔥 Anon

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you

[truekingimperial]

One - Your partner is absolutely terrified of you

Two - The treatment of daemons

Three - You're Low-key a dick

Four - Your own people have turned against each other simply because of how the imperium has divided and treated certain groups of empowered humans.

Five - You are self destructive.

Six - Mommy issues

Seven - You were left to see the rule of the imperium as you call it. Despite not being obviously ready. Your mother left a gaping whole in the imperium you cannot fix.

Eight - Dictator

Nine - you treat your lover more like a pet on a collar with no where to go.

Ten - Take a long look in the mirror and i mean a long one and tell me you're okay. You can lie to yourself all you want but the truth seeps through.

I still love you though

❤️‍🔥 Anon

…

Thank you for bringing this to my attention

I'll take all of this into account

"The strength of the imperium, is its people", is something my mother would say often. And many people don't believe I'll ever fit her shoes, for a multitude of reasons.

But no one ever thought that my mother could possibly be a good leader, and here we are.

The laws that are in place are her doing. I enforce them for the sake for my kingdom

Outside of this, I have nothing to explain to you.

If you want to call me grieving my recently passed mother "mommy issues", if you want to call my methods of coping "self destructive", if you want to call my rule a "Dictatorship",

You can go right ahead.

But at the end of the day, the Imperium is under my rule

Thank you for your invaluable feedback

[truekingimperial]

...

There are quite a few things wrong with you Lord Imperial.

❤️‍🔥 Anon

Yes its the previous Anon

Oh im so curious as to what is wrong with me

[truekingimperial]

Guys, trust I can fix him

Fix who?

Me?

I assure you, there's nothing wrong with me

[truekingimperial]

You mentioned hypocrisy. I was just showing you the mirror.

❤️‍🔥 Anon

Mm, I don't think I'll waste my time on asking for an explanation on this one.

I doubt there's anything valid to it regardless of whether you give it to me or not.

I know what I'm doing is right that's all that matters. The people will come to realise that when they reap the benefits of it.

Until then, I'll let them hate me

[truekingimperial]

🪞

❤️‍🔥 Anon

…

Am I missing somthing?

[truekingimperial]

Perhaps you should take a break, and my apologies, King Imperial.

❤️‍🔥 Anon

Thank you

This isn't a time to relax, not for me. The kingdom doesn't sleep. Crime, propaganda, doubt, betrayal, none of those things rest.

So neither will I until the imperium is wiped clean of its impurities