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Everyone else chewing up Dark's aquarium gravel and writing supplies. Meanwhile I'm in the fridge with an entire stick of butter

That one doesn't even faze me, I grew up in the South around a lot of people who did that 😅

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I think Damien is a switch imo. Like can he take me against a wall? Yes. Can he take my strap and call me mommy? Yes

Switch!Damien rights

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a friend of mine and I were talking about villains we like and at one point he was like "imagine if Mark, dressed as Dark, would do the same thing as Tom Hiddleston with his Loki appearance at comic con" and I can imagine that man's life flash before his eyes (but he's not a masochist) 💀

Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't done something like that!

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*hacks up a shiny pebble for mod A with big wide eyes* -🍏🐱

Thanks, mate, I'll put it on my desk 🖤

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like yeah obv we'd all smash the thicc mayor and that's all fine and good but imagine him mastering what is essentially Tai chi with more steps. like rly getting into his element (pun intended). I want to see the boy do the wavey hand water magic ok

Honestly that would make some killer fanart too

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rewatching the last Airbender idk if you're into that but. Damien is def a waterbender.

I'm not super into it but a lot of my friends are, and. Yeah I can see it!

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Damien's intelligence and Celine's manipulation does not equal a smart void demon.

Dark is a thembo.

I mean- yeah,

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omg i forgor abt this place- Im here to join the chaos

I want my skull crushed by Dark's tiddies :3

-🕹️🔌Retro Anon (revibed edition)

What a fucking comeback /lh

(also same)

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The very first time I saw Dark's ending in Heist, I noticed that he said, "Same snake, different skin. Always spinning his yarns, his webs, his lies" and I immediately thought, "Dark, honey, you're thinking of a spider. Snakes don't spin webs."

-💙🌹

Listen, Damien's the one with a degree, not Dark-

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I can't stop thinking about showing Dark tiktok. He doesn't understand it at first, but eventually he makes his own account and starts to make his own tiktoks. I MUST know what kind of stuff he posts on there. I'm dying to know.

- Spooky 🎃

I like to think you get one slightly confused thirst trap like, every six months, and it's a trend that's already long since come and gone.

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So, I’m a bit new to this blog and stuff, and have an amazing thing for ya

So, you’ve heard of vampire dark this, werewolf dark that, now get ready for: werebat dark (great cuddling partner for the winter, a nightmare for the summer)

(Also not sure if 🎨🦊 is taken yet, but was hoping if i could claim it..? If its already taken then ♣️🎨 is fine)

Important question: Is he a human sized bat, or does he become Tiny?

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I've been reading some University!Damien x DA fics and the thought occurred to me: did Damien always slick his hair back? Or did he only start that when he began his career? If so, what did his hair look like in university? I know there's an edited picture circulating of Damien with his hair "down" so I imagine that's about what it would look like, but it seems longer in WKM (if the party scene where he's leaning over you patting your face with his hair hanging down is anything to go off of). Of course, it might've been shorter in university, especially depending on how much time has passed between university and WKM, but it's just something I've been thinking about for a while.

Not a request or anything, just wanted to share this brainworm.

-💙🌹

I think, personally, he didn't start slicking his hair back until he started doing politics. No university student I know has the energy to slick their hair back every day /lh

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💙🌹... i see i have a counterpart now lol /j

But vampire Damien is 🤌

Perfection

Being able to control what the person being fed from feels is a wonderful idea. To add onto that, he in my mind would probably have control of some aphrodisiac or toxin that allows the person to block out the pain and or feel intense pleasure, administered via his fangs.

I can only imagine all of the fun scenarios that can lead to~

Maybe it could lead to a hypnotizing affect, letting yourself become such a cute little play thing for Damien to have fun with, to just be at his whim for whatever pleasures he wants to give to you

~🖤🌹

Vampire Damien? That's a concept.

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Darkerplier,,, wearing black gloves,,, big hand,,, big hand in strong gloves,,,, big hand choke me,,, - 🥣👾

You. You get it.

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I am stealing Dark's ties and wearing them but I am also chewing the thin ends.

-♋(Tommy)

W h y /lh

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Dark can certainly muzzle me, A. I would give him hell while he tries to put it on but once it's on, I'm a good little boy. I promise. Jk. I'm still finding ways to chew his pen caps. -Spooky 🎃

I expect nothing less.

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Bumper sticker that says "horn(y) for Darkiplier" -🎂

That should just be the new blog header-