#daily joe keery

[travelingtwentysomething]

So Tumblr did that thing 🌚🌝

@freckledjoes (x)

@jadeylovesmarvelxo thanks for making it happen 😂

@ur-daily-inspiration (x)

[hellcheercaine]

Daily Reminder

Fictional characters aren’t a representation of who the actors/actresses are irl

[straight4joekeery]

Steve: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?

Eddie: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

~~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: Are you good?

Steve: In what sense?

Eddie: Generally.

Steve: Oh, definitely not.

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Eddie: You’re giving me a sticker?

Steve: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Eddie: I’m not a preschooler.

Steve: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Eddie: I earned this, back off!

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Steve: I love you.

Eddie: How many people have you said that to?

Steve: Everyone.

Eddie: What?

Steve: I told everyone that I love you.

Eddie, on the floor, crying: You sLut.

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Eddie: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Steve: Where did you get that?

Eddie: My pocket.

Steve: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Eddie: Skills.

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Steve: Eddie likes to win. When he was 8, a little Club Scout friend of his bragged they could sell the most cookies.

Steve: Damned if Eddie didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.

Steve: Best part is, Eddie wasn't even a Club Scout.

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Steve: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Eddie: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Steve: I said within reason, Eddie. How about I murder that guy?

Eddie: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Steve: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Eddie: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Steve, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

Eddie: Damnit man, I thought you were dyslexic.

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Eddie: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Steve: But how-

Eddie, ignoring him: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Steve: I need life advice.

Eddie, sipping Gatorade and eating raw cookie dough: You came to the right person.

[finalgowrl]

i still think about the stains on eddie’s mattress cause wtf baby boy

[lucasrightarm]

I can’t be the only one who sees Joe Keery with a mustache and is reminded of Dennis Daily when he started growing his out

[allthingsfangirl101]

Rough Patch – Joe Keery

The honeymoon phase in a relationship is real. So is the reality check that always follows once you wake up. Joe and I got married a year ago. The months leading up to the wedding were incredible. I never thought I'd be happier.

When we got back from our honeymoon and things started to settle down, he went back to work and I focused on fixing up our apartment. When he went back to work, he was gone a lot more. It made the first year very difficult for us. He wasn't around and I would get overwhelmed having to take care of everything while he was gone.

I have tried to be a supportive wife, but it's getting harder and harder for me. It's gotten too hard to go months without seeing each other, barely talking on the phone. I couldn't help but get tired of the unanswered texts and missed phone calls. I am tired of celebrating things by myself.

The last time he left was a few months before our first anniversary. He swore up and down that he'd be back in time. Our anniversary is tomorrow so I called him tonight to figure out our plans. He is getting on a plane first thing tomorrow morning and will be home by lunch.

"Hey, you."

"Hey, baby. Happy Almost Anniversary!" I giggled excitedly. "I am so excited, I have the entire night planned from the minute you get home to the minute we fall asleep naked in each other's arms. I thought we could go to the restaurant we had our first date. You know, the one you also proposed to me at? What time is your flight supposed to be getting in? I could pick you up from the airport and we could get lunch and then. . ."

"Y/N," Joe cut me off.

"Yeah?"

"I'm not going to be back in time."

My stomach dropped at his words. "What are you. . . What do you mean you won't be back in town?"

"No," he sighed. "Sorry."

"But. . ."

"It's not like it's a big deal," he mumbled.

"It's our anniversary, Joe," I said, the tears I was pushing down turning to anger. "It is a big deal. It's the first anniversary of our wedding, Joe. You can't just not come home. What? Am I supposed to celebrate by myself? That's. . . That's pathetic."

"Calm down, Y/N," he sighed. "We can celebrate it when I get home."

"And when will that be?" I demanded. "We've been married a year and I don't think we've spent more than one week sleeping in the same bed. You're never home, Joe."

"I work," he said.

"I'm aware of that but. . ."

"And what am I supposed to do, Y/N?" He challenged. "Not work? Well, if I don't work then we will become homeless. I have to work, Y/N."

"I know you have to work, Joe. But I feel like you see your coworkers more than you see your wife."

"That's normal. It happens."

"It shouldn't," I corrected. "Normal people with normal jobs go home to their wives every night. I can't remember the last time you worked on a job here in town and came home every night to me."

"What are you saying?" He challenged again. "You want me to quit?"

"No," I said quickly. "You know I never want that. I just want to see you more, Joe. I'm sorry for missing my husband."

I hung up the phone, the tears I'd been fighting finally falling. I sat on our bed, tears streaming down my face as I watched my hands shake. I waited for my phone to ring but it never did. I fell asleep that night with dried tears on my face and no messages on my phone.

* * * * *

I woke up on our anniversary completely alone. I forced myself out of bed and barely got myself dressed. I wore a simple pair of leggings and a baggy T-shirt. I slowly cleaned the apartment, going in and out of crying fits.

Around noon, my phone started ringing. When I saw who was calling me, my throat tightened. I let the phone ring as I saw Joe's contact picture. I couldn't bring myself to answer it. When it finally stopped ringing, I slowly walked away from my phone.

The day continued like that. I slowly went through my normal checklist of daily things to do, ignoring my phone that kept ringing. Around 3 o'clock, a delivery man came to the door and delivered flowers. I read the card but it didn't change how I felt.

I'm really sorry about not being there today. Please take yourself out to dinner and really spoil yourself. I will spoil you as soon as I get home. I promise! I love you, Y/N.

With Regret, Your Loving Husband, Joe.

I tossed the card onto the counter and left the flowers there. I didn't have the energy to accept his apology. This is what he always did. He missed important things, sent flowers, and came home acting like nothing happened. First, it was his birthday. Then it was Thanksgiving. He barely made it home on Christmas Day. He missed Valentine's Day. And now he was missing our anniversary.

I ordered some dinner and ate it while watching one of my favorite movies. Even my comfort movie didn't cheer me up. I threw away the trash and laid down on the couch. 

I was starting to fall asleep when there was a knock at the door. I slowly paused the movie and went to answer it. When I opened the door, my heart jumped into my throat.

"You're here," I said slowly.

"Hey, baby," Joe smiled weakly.

"Why did you knock on your own apartment?" I asked. "Did you lose your key?"

"No," he chuckled. "I didn't. I was just trying. . ."

"I thought you weren't getting in until late Monday night."

"I wasn't supposed to," he stuttered. "But after our fight last night and you weren't answering your phone this morning, I needed to talk to you. We need to talk about this, Y/N."

"You're missing work." I turned on my heel and walked back into our apartment.

"Y/N," he sighed as he chased after me. "Wait, hang on, baby. Please. Can we talk about this?"

"What is there to talk about?" I demanded as I turned around. "Clearly, your job is more important than our marriage."

"That's not true!" He defended.

"Really?" I challenged. "Joe, yesterday you acted like it wasn't a big deal to miss our first wedding anniversary."

"And that was wrong," he tried to interrupt.

"Do you know how many phone calls you miss? How many of my texts go unanswered? Do you know how many nights I go to sleep, wondering where my husband is and what he's doing? Wondering when I will see him? This hasn't been easy on me, Joe."

"It hasn't been easy on me either," he said.

"You have work to distract you from being alone," I cut him off. "I have nothing. I sit at home all day with nothing to do other than think about and miss my husband."

"You could always get a job." His sentence dropped when he saw the look on my face.

"You really want to go down this road?" I challenged.

"No, but. . ."

"But nothing," I cut him off again. "Joe, I can't keep doing this."

"Wait," Joe said quickly. He grabbed my hands, pulling me closer to him. He lowered his voice and whispered, "This is just a rough patch, baby. We can. . . We can work through this."

"Can we?" I asked, my voice breaking. "Because, right now, I feel like I've been doing all the work. I mean, when was the last time you called me? Joey, I don't know. . ."

Joe cut me off by pulling me closer and crashing his lips onto mine. I knew he was doing this to cut me off so I couldn't end this, but I didn't care. I missed this. I missed being in his arms. I missed being kissed by him. I missed the feeling he gave me as our lips moved in sync. I missed him.

I had tears streaming down my face as I broke the kiss. I took a step back, pulled my hands out of his, and wrapped my arms around myself.

"Joe," I whispered. "I can't be the only one in this relationship anymore. I mean. . . I feel like you don't love me anymore."

"What?" Joe gasped. "Y/N, do you really think. . . How could you. . . Y/N, baby, of course, I still love you. I never stopped. You really think that I stopped loving you?"

"Can you blame me?" My voice broke as the tears continued to stream down my face. Joe stepped up right in front of me and gently grabbed my elbows.

"I am so sorry that I made you think I didn't love you," he whispered. "I love you with all my heart, Y/N. You are the most important person in my life. I never should've made you feel like my job was more important than the love of my life. Please give me another chance. I will prove to you that you are more important. I will make sure you never go a day without knowing just how much I love you. I will do anything to make it up to you."

"I just need you around more," I said, my sob getting stuck in my throat. "I just need my husband."

Joe pulled me into his chest and wrapped his arms around my waist. I wrapped my arms around him and cried into his neck.

"I'm so sorry, baby," he whispered as he started rocking us back and forth. He reached up and started playing with my hair. He leaned down and kissed the top of my head. I didn't say anything as he led us over to the couch and sat us down, neither one of us letting go of the other.

"I have an idea," he started, his voice still soft. "Tomorrow, we are going to wake up and make breakfast together. Then, after we get ready, I'm going to take you shopping and buy you whatever you want. We'll get lunch and go see that new movie you've been dying to see. We'll get dinner, come home, and spend the rest of the night in bed."

"Joe," I giggled when he changed his voice at the end. I playfully pushed him, but he instantly pulled me back into his arms.

"I love you, Y/N," he whispered as he relaxed us into the couch. "And I am so sorry. It will never happen again. I promise, baby."

"I love you too, Joe."

[bettyfrommars]

I saw a post yesterday or the day before where someone was saying that this side of fic world was quiet and there was not much to read. It made me sadddd because there are so many talented writers still blogging away, and so I decided to make a list of recs with recent stuff I've enjoyed. I have a very small page and not much reach, but hopefully a few of you can find a couple new ones here to sink your teeth into.

If you are a friend of mine and I missed you on this list, pls know that I'm a fan of edibles and I forget things. But I will probably do a couple of these.

I'm not going to organize them into groups, because these are all good regardless of the main.

(in no particular order)

Pick up, will you? - @somnambulic-thing

rockstar!Eddie in this one and Somna is such a creative genius, you will thank me if you are able to go through their Masterlist. One of the more underrated creatives on this app, everything they put out is gold.

As Above, So Below -@jo-harrington

Kas!Eddie for the vampire/monsterfuckers out there. This story is so rich, Jo is one of those fic writers that make me say out loud: Wait, we get this for FREE?? Highly recommend.

Wasted Years - @neonghostlights

rockstar!Eddie and 90's au! Bee is one of those fic writers that make you want to consume everything they put out so fast because they are all SO good. Plus, she's just genuinely an amazing person and deserves to be supported/protected at all costs.

Exile in Guyville - @chestylarouxx

90s au Eddie, and let me tell you that I am not one of those who waits around for a fic to warm up or get good---this story will grab you right from the start and literally transport you to the 90's. Plus, Eddie is soooo hot in this. Please, you will love it.

WAIT HOLD ON LET ME TALK ABOUT GATOR TILLMAN FOR A SECOND

Joe Keery is about to be in the next season of Fargo as Gator Tillman and @courtingchaos did their own breathtaking spin on him. The creativity is out the roof, y'all. @usedtobecooler also gifted us with some Gator content that had me on my knees the other day. These are the only two I know of, but let me know if there are others so I can check them out!

S.J. - @lesservillain

Less just decided to drop the most beautiful story on us last night as I was about to go to sleep 😭 Based on the most wonderful Black Mirror episode ever, the way she made this her own is just breathtaking and sad in the best way.

Saccahrine - @pepsimunson

The rockstar!Eddie smut that you've been dreaming of, for real. This is one of those fics with a lot of parts already published, so you can really sink in an enjoy.

all of Drac's Sapphic Summer - @dr-aculaaa

really tho, the creativity and work she has put into these beautiful fics is insane. The Robin Buckley Y2K one is my favorite so far...it will give you the best nostalgia tingles. Seriously, you will fall in love with these.

Sea Stars and Sunshine - @imjuststeddietrashatthispoint

Steve Harrington Summer Love🫠 Another win for this writer, I love everything they create. This story will taste like summer and sand on your tongue as you read it, for real. All the beach vacation vibes...it honestly feels like a warm hug from Steve, chest hair and all.

There are also a handful of popular creators on here writing their hearts out for us all on literally a daily basis, and if you ever have any fic recs, please send them to me!

[decodedlvr]

Thinking about Older Steve becoming a daily cyclist 🚴

He’s been having to adjust and get used to wearing tighter clothing; biker shorts.

Everytime he pedals, the shorts rub his cock and balls the right way. He basically gives himself blue balls everyday.

Until he sees you in a group of fellow cyclists.. thighs bulging from the tightness of your shorts.. the sweaty ass print you always leave behind on the seat of your bike

He aims to ride behind you every evening, from 6pm to 8pm

Watching your plump and round ass in those tight shorts. He can’t help but to watch

Until his cock twitches

Until he’s right up on you, tire to tire on the biking trail. His bulge swelling more and more..

He stabilizes the hand-bar with one hand while the other rubs and squeezes himself through the spandex material

Rubbing more and more with his strong finger tips; eventually edging himself; he’s gotta make a left turn just to stop because he’s cuming..handsfree in those tight shorts, cock spasming, leaking through the material

He really enjoys his new workout routine.

inspired by p*rnhub..and joe keerys obvious everyday bulge🤫

[wroteclassicaly]

Joe Keery is such a tiny waisted boyfriend. I don’t know how he expects me to function on a daily basis when he’s just out there running around, looking like that without a clue.

[harringtons-cupid]

Good Girl - Joe Keery x Fem!Reader

➻ Warnings 18+: male oraljob, gag reflex taming, handcuffs, finger sucking, praising - good girl kink. Mild sleepiness, cum swallowing. Dry heaving mentioned.

➻Tagged: @urlbitchin @2-manyfandoms21 @corneliuswatkins @harrys-four-nipples @oo0lady-mad0oo @eddiemunsons-missingnipple

To my sugar: @sweet-villain for inspiration and the lovely photo of Joe 😵‍💫

“Okay, so extend your tongue out and be calm” his voice was steady as his eyes stared into you.

His fingers were hovering over your mouth as you did as you were told, closing around them and breathing deeply as you took as far as you could til you gagged. Your eyes watering heavily as you smiled at him.

“Good girl, you got further this time. I’m proud of you” he smiled, wiping the loose tears from your cheek.

As the weeks flew by, you were able to get his fingers further and further down your throat without gagging.

Practising with his fingers became easy, sucking on them seductively as you kept eye contact with him. You knew of course that it was all part of your training, until you could take his whole length without gagging.

It had been agreed between you both that daily practice with his fingers would help you, he wanted you to be able to suck on throbbing cock without any need for stopping.

You were nervous as the first day of training with his cock was beginning, you had seen it before. It had twirled around in your hand many times but it had only been in your mouth once.

Resulting in the exhausting but fun training of his fingers, you gulped as you returned to your position on the floor.

He had bought you a special cushion to make it comfortable for you, as he stood over you. His cock bouncing out of his boxers, your eyes glazed over.

His hand touching your chin, raising your eyes until they met his.

“Remember to breathe, if you need to tap out baby then tap out. Okay?” His voice was soothing as he forced you to answer him.

You took a deep breath in and out before slowly moving yourself closer to his tip, sucking on it softly at first before his hand rested on your head. Edging his cock further into his mouth, you began to hum gently like you spoke about.

His cock looked good in your mouth, as you maintained eye contact with him. He groaned in pleasure as your tongue slid up and down his length, you had only managed fit a quarter of his cock in when you felt yourself gag.

You didn’t need to tap out but you did need to gag.

Your eyes watering as you dry heaved, his cock fell out your mouth as you mouthed to the side. His hand rubbing your back in circular motions to sooth you.

“Good girl, it felt so good. You did so well” he smiled at you, kissing your cheek as reassurance.

This continued for a couple of days, each day getting easier and easier. Sucking your cheeks in around his cock, the hum of a song vibrated down his shaft. Making him twitch as you played with his tip, it was perfect until you felt yourself gag again.

He knew that you cursed yourself for not being able to take his cock without gagging. But his words were soft and calming that each time, you forgot.

His words of praise, encouraged you to go futur each day.

Today, you were knelt in front of him. Your hands were in fluffy handcuffs behind your back, Joe was thrusting his cock into your mouth with his hips as he watched you take more than half of his cock in your mouth.

Your tongue sliding up and down sloppily, his moans were music to your ears. You were never able to make him cum, until your head bobbed up and down vigorously.

Moaning on his cock sent shivers down his spine, his hands were tangled in your hair as he moved you quicker and quicker. Your tongue playing with his tip as you felt him twitch inside you, not stopping until you felt him eject his hot load down your throat.

You didn’t reach your gag reflex today, as your eyes met his. You felt a sense of pride, he kissed you hard. Knowing that you had done well, as he rarely kissed you.

“God I’m so proud of you baby.” He smiled against your lips, kissing you once more. His tongue sliding into your mouth, his hands tugging on your hair.

You woke up to Joe moving you out of bed, placing you on your usual pillow and lathering you in kisses. His fingers playing with your clit as you began to wake up with a smirk, his lazy sleepy hair made your stomach flip.

You nibbled on his thighs, watching him flinch with pain and pleasure. He allowed you to grab his skin for a second before forcing your hands behind your back, the noise of the handcuffs made you twitch.

Resuming his position he watched as you loved your head closer to his tip, sucking on it first. Making your mouth wet enough before slowly taking his cock bit by bit, moaning again as your handcuffs rattled against your back.

His hands held your head up, moving you further onto his cock between gasps. Tipping his head back as you took his length further today, edging closer to his balls. Your nose almost reaching his pelvic bone, he bit his lip as he looked down at you.

His eyes grew darker as he watched take an extra bit of length, still not reaching your gag reflex.

“Fuck, fuck fuck baby. God you really want me to cum in your dirty mouth don’t you?” He panted as you sloppily slid back and forth down his shaft.

Humming “yes” in response to his rhetorical question, his hands playing with your hair as your tongue twirled his tip. His lip was red and bleeding from biting in, his hips bucked against the chair as they thrusted his cock deeper into your mouth.

It hitting the back of your throat, he looked slightly proud that you hadn’t gagged yet. Wanting to test it by moving quicker and quicker until he couldn’t test it any longer and you felt him cum hard down your throat.

You continued sucking until he violently moved the chair back whining, letting your body collapse onto the floor. Catching his breath before rushing over to untie you, wiping your face from sweat as he kissed you over and over.

“God baby, you took my whole length today. I haven’t been so proud of anyone before” his tired eyes stared at you, as his hands held your face against his.

[distinguisheddingus]

- Joe Keery for Women's Wear Daily 📸

he's too handsome for this f****** world.

[beelicious-and-fictitious]

Celebrate Valentine's Day!

Welcome, welcome. These fics are 18+ NSFW female reader inserts with Joe Keery and Joseph Quinn characters (no RPF). If you are a minor, please do not interact. All fics include tags of possibly triggering content which you can read before you proceed!

Links will be added daily as the fics drop! First drops February 1st!!

❤ \\ Bee's Masterlist // ❤

Week One Keery Spotlight!

Clinomania || ft. Steve Harrington | Day One + Steve + Chocolate!

Fire Hazard || ft. Kurt Kunkle | Day Two + Kurt + Candles!

Getting Off || ft. Walter McKeys | Day Three + Keys + Ring

Spicing Things Up || ft. Jack HTBA | Day Four + Nurse Jack + Kisses

(Un)Virtual Valentine || ft. Walter McKeys | Day Six + Keys + Card

My Big Shot, My Star || ft. Steve Harrington | Day Five + Steve + Presents

UPDATE 2/15 FUTURE OF THE REST OF THE V-DAY WIPS:

If you missed it: the plan to post the rest of these fics on time has failed HOWEVER these are not being abandoned! The decor of these fics may change, but as they are completed (❤ I'll get to them when I get to them ❤), they will be linked here and available to read on my Masterlist.

Happy holidays, loves 💋

Venus & Aphrodite || ft. Jack HTBA | Day Seven + Nurse Jack + Flowers

Week Two Quinn Spotlight!

TBD || ft. Eddie Munson | Day Eight + Eddie + Card

TBD || ft. Tom Grant | Day Nine + Tom + Presents

TBD || ft. Eddie Munson | Day Ten + Eddie + Candles

TBD || ft. Ralph Penbury | Day Eleven + Ralph + Ring

TBD || ft. Leonard Bast | Day Twelve + Leonard + Party

TBD || ft. Billy Knight | Day Thirteen + Billy + Flowers

TBD || ft. Eddie Munson | Day Fourteen + Eddie + Kisses

[peppermintbuttlemon]

https://www.tumblr.com/peppermintbuttlemon/764563905166082048/wonder-if-grace-knows-eva-will-be-at-the-con

Not the original nonnie, but I think Eva used to be one of her discord mods. Her and Grace had a falling out because Eva was promoting her OF in the server, which was a big issue because there were minors in there. I don’t know the whole situation, but they’re not on good terms. Eva also used to run a Joe Keery update account on Twitter, but a bunchhh of stuff came up where she was involved in some allegations of racism and other problematic behavior so she deleted it but still has an insta. She’d also brag about being on Raya and regularly updating her profile in case she came across either Keery or Quinn. Is also super obsessed with Keery’s ex which is a little weird. Eva is also very close with another incredibly problematic Keery update account who pretty much borderline harasses him and his music manager on a daily basis. Keery and Grace will both be at the con so it’s a little concerning, and she lives in NZ or something so that’s a long flight to take just for Keery in my opinion.

Oh damn 😬

I thought about going to NZ once but saw the flight times and was like hell noooooooooo

[jdeanmorgan]

☆ Sonny. ☆ He/Him. ☆ 20s. ☆ Queer. ☆ European ☆

I love movies & TV shows. although I don't watch movies as much as I should. binge-watch TV a lot of the time. I love old men actors. Kind of obsessed with Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Walton Goggins atm, so you'll see a lot of them over here.

other stuff you might see here: Kyle Gallner, IWTV, The Boys, Glee, TWD, SPN, Horror films/shows, procedurals, men I find hot (joe keery, jensen ackles, avan jogia, etc).

this is an anti-ai, anti-censorship, pro-sex, pro-kink space. I multiship like nobody's business. I love dead doves and eat them regularly. (iykyk).

links: my gifs - letterboxd - AO3

detailed links to my gifs: tv - films - the walking dead - JDM - supernatural - house - justified - glee

sideblogs: 911 blog - spn blog - thirst blog - twdblog

soureblogs: dailyflicks - dilfgifs - horrortvfilmsource

disclaimer: this blog is 18+. no minors!!

remember your daily click for palestine !!!

[districtsof-treason]

my blog has just become a daily diary of my sex dreams lately

….. I had a dream Joe Keery placed his hand on my thigh

1887 ass sex dream

[togeprinxess]

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