Steve: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?
Eddie: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!
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Eddie: Are you good?
Steve: In what sense?
Eddie: Generally.
Steve: Oh, definitely not.
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Eddie: You’re giving me a sticker?
Steve: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Eddie: I’m not a preschooler.
Steve: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Eddie: I earned this, back off!
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Steve: I love you.
Eddie: How many people have you said that to?
Steve: Everyone.
Eddie: What?
Steve: I told everyone that I love you.
Eddie, on the floor, crying: You sLut.
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Eddie: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Steve: Where did you get that?
Eddie: My pocket.
Steve: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Eddie: Skills.
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Steve: Eddie likes to win. When he was 8, a little Club Scout friend of his bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Steve: Damned if Eddie didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Steve: Best part is, Eddie wasn't even a Club Scout.
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Steve: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Eddie: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Steve: I said within reason, Eddie. How about I murder that guy?
Eddie: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Steve: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Eddie: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Steve, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Eddie: Damnit man, I thought you were dyslexic.
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Eddie: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Steve: But how-
Eddie, ignoring him: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.
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Steve: I need life advice.
Eddie, sipping Gatorade and eating raw cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Conspiracy theory: WW Tingle may not decipher the Triforce Charts himself. His Terminian counterpart is a renowned cartographer, sure, but Termina is a world of doppelgangers, both similar and opposite to their Hylian counterparts.
Have you seen WW Tingle surveying the land to make maps? No, he's always too busy being either imprisoned or enslaving his family. He might not even have a balloon to fly around. And the map he's made to show you the way to his island? It's atrocious. I mean, you may play the devil's advocate here and say that he's observing the sea from atop his tower, and that the map was hastily drawn on the spot...
However.
You know how one of his "siblings", David Jr., is infamously not related to the Tingle family and is just a random guy that's being held hostage ever since he got stranded on the Tingle Island at the tender age of seventeen? What if, as a sailor, he knew how to read and possibly chart a map? What if Tingle is exploiting David Jr. by making him decipher the charts, only to keep the money for himself? In this essay, I will—
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Hello!! Just wanted to pop here for a sec and wish you a happy new year!
Your support towards my stuff means a lot to me (more considering what of a cool artist you are)
Hope next year treats you wonderfully!
Helloooo thank you so much!! Wishing you a Happy New Year too!! Likewise I also appreciate your support very much, and it's been a highlight of my year to discover another jojo x oc shipper 👀👌 I'd love to see more stuff from you, but of course take your time and no rush - I'm sure LiaKyoin (and LiaTaro) can wait :D
Here's to another year of oc shipping shenanigans!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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