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HI ADA MY BELOVED!!! thoughts on txt mlt be into phone sex??? especially when they're away for tours and can't see you in person for a while :((
DAI ML <33
oh my goodness :(( alright i do have some hcs for this, here we goooo
warnings: phone sex, yeonjun: dom!yeonjun, use of petnames (baby), mutual masturbation, soobin: sub!soobin, use of petnames (bunny), beomgyu: sub!gyu, mommy kink, slight degradation, slight perv gyu, taehyun: dom!taehyun, mutual masturbation, kai: sub!kai, sending nudes
i see yeonjun as most likely only because i think he'd be the most shameless about it. if he's got a hard on he's calling you up immediately, breath hitching as soon as he hears your pretty voice on the other end, he can hear you on the other end, little moans mixing with the dirty words falling from your lips... awh, baby's gonna cum from her jjunie's voice~? how cute :((
beomgyu wouldn't tell you why he's calling, but it's only a matter of time before you hear the wet noises of his hand sliding up and down his dick 🙄 gyu isn't slick at all, is he? and when you point it out with such a condescending voice, how dirty he is for jerking off while on a call with you... it's got him even harder, whimpering as his hand pumps his dick faster, and you only laugh mockingly when he whines how close he is, what a fucking pervert he is for jerking off to you being mean to him..~
kai is always a little nervous before he calls you :(( but his dick is straining at his sweats and he wants so badly to touch himself, but he thinks it'll feel even better if you're talking him over the edge, won't it? cheeks flushing pink when he hears your surprised gasp at his confession, but he can practically hear your sultry expression in your voice when you ask him to send you a picture, and he feels so good he can only mumble 'sen' one back, please?' and when you agree with a coo, he's practically cumming already, fumbling to open his camera app
soobin would tug his sweats frantically up and over his hips when you facetime him, trying to conceal the fact that he was jerking off to the thought of you just moments before, but you can see almost immediately, cheeks pink and face beaded with sweat, eyes hazed over slightly... the sight is so cute that you can't help but smile, 's only the second day of your tour, bunny's so needy already?
taehyun would try to control himself, not even thinking about jerking off until it's been a week or two away from you... he won't even think twice about it when he does, however, telling you from the get-go exactly why he's calling and exactly what he wants. he's the type of guy who'd call you up at first and then ask you to facetime instead, wants to see your face when you rub at your clit and your pussy when you cum, and he'll set up his phone just as perfect for you...
#ada answers 💌#adas hard hours#dai <3#txt hard hours#txt hard thoughts#txt smut#beomgyu smut#beomgyu hard thoughts#beomgyu hard hours#soobin hard hours#soobin hard thoughts#soobin smut#yeonjun hard thoughts#yeonjun smut#yeonjun hard hours#taehyun smut#taehyun hard thoughts#taehyun hard hours#hueningkai smut#hueningkai hard thoughts#hueningkai hard hours
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
#executive dysfunction#shitpost#every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES#that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3#and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back#so. rawdogging the world <3#man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....
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Finding out that World Athletics pays $100k every time a new world record is set so so Mondo Duplantis has just been setting it 1cm at a time from 6.17m to 6.25m in the past 4 years is so funny??? Finessing 1 million dollars 1 cm at a time even though he can clearly go higher at one shot???? #respect
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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.
#tumbleweed the cat#tumbleweed#cat#autoplay warning#video#turns out he was actually getting 2/3 cup of food a day due to a measuring cup mix up and more he's down to 1/2 cup per day
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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
#and also. am a ilittlel kitty :3#mine#cats#brain empy. felt tip cats ONLY#we were promised snow today n then they decided actually :) rain all day for u#i bought new wool for a cardigan today im SO excited its gna be so colourful#i was going to do some sort of Thing on the back like a heart or something but im still too scared to do colour changing stuff#maybe....maybe next time#i think i will try a patter w like. an actual grid with it first rather than just rawdog it#bc i . do not know what im doing :3
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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago
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Don’t you just love it when horrible people ruin stuff for everyone else
#can’t believe Season 3 will only be one 90 minute episode#I was so sure it was a rumour over the last couple days but now that it’s proven not to be…#good omens#my art crap#cliopadra blabbers on#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands
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trick or treat!
#my art#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#maki zenin#yuta okkotsu#inumaki toge#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#u could argue that the spoilers r hidden by the costumes but idw take my chances#i havent posted art in a billion years i feel like a fraud and i am going to get a bad grade in tumblr dot com#so i am posting these early idc anymore#i still have probably one more halloween draws i plan on posting but im cracking i want these out of my drafts Now#these KILLED ME#i miss drawing fast i miss it so badddddd#dont get me wrong the costume design ws so fun i loved it but god did it take ages#but on the bright side. yuuji in a toga.#on another bright side. little devil nobara n cowgirl maki#on yet anotHER bright side. eldritch horror pandachu#these costumes eat if i do say so myself ghjsdfkgjf undead inuokko makes me so happy also they r so cute#not to mention megumi in his gay little hat god i made itfs so obnoxiously flirty in this#remember when i said the timeskip art ws the least heterosexual group photo i've ever drawn i take it back#theyre disgusting . save nobara episode 356325746732#anyway happy 10 days early halloween <3#i will try to not take a whole week to finish the last piece(s)
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#politics#us politics#kamala harris#my political opponents when they found out I worked 3 days in a movie theater and didn't mention it in my memoir
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bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50
#transformers one#transformers#transformers fanart#b 127#bumblebee#megatron#d 16#sentinel prime#elita one#optimus prime#orion pax#i think its so funny that bee went outside for the first time and literally so much happened#made 2 new best friends#got kneed in the face#made 3 best friends#got a cog#got kidnapped#got kidnapped (again)#almost got executed by the government#lost 1/3 of his friend group#lost 1/3 of his friend#said friend rose on the third day in accordance with the scriptures#watched a beloved celebrity get ripped in half#over threw the government#works for the government now#what happened to him 😭😭😭
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I love the purple theme 😍
thank you omg >.<
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#i have done nothing all day#and i have no regrets#boop#april fools#april fool's day#tumblr#tumblr memes#memes#background agent 3
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what my notifs look like currently
#the boop wars.... sending loving boops back from my main blog <3#boop#april fool's day#april fools#star wars#sw memes#sw crack#star wars shitpost#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#aaphra's stuff
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@transbisexualharveydent
I’m like an empty bottle.
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consider this… au where Queenie is alive… and the circus is some dumb vrchat thing 💥 🤯 …
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#tadc queenie#I’ve been crying over kinger for like 3 days HEEEEELP#I need to see that guy having a good time now
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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.
like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
#ik hes done odder stuff but like i just find this dude placed in random situations funny#i actually need to hear his thoughts during this entire experience#he was just in a bar a second ago#and now hes standing in some kind of interdimensional corporate office thingie#and now hes got pruned and sent to an interdimensional trash can#this old man is having the weirdest three days of his life#did i post this just for logans silly :( face#yes yes i did#love the amount of confused as hell faces logan makes in this movie#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#hugh jackman#TVA#deadpool 3#worst wolverine#poolverine
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