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Jedi masters definitely dad tax their padawans
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Today’s comic, in which Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.
#original comic#comics#indie comic#web comic#cartoon#comic art#canadian artist#bratty kids#mother in law#show trial#kangaroo court#candy thief#dad tax
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("DAD TAX: The Ultimate Pumpkin Candy Collector!" Active T-Shirt for Sale by Colorful-Garden gönderdi)
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The wild robot!
(I need more fics of them being a chaotic cute family)
#was gonna be more rendered but my iPad is old and screams if I do more then two layers#roz the wild robot#the wild robot fanart#the wild robot#fink the fox#fink the wild robot#brightbill#Digital art#artists on tumblr#PLEASE GIVE ME FIC RECS ON FINK BEING A DAD AND HIM AND ROZ BEING A DISASTER PLATONIC COUPLE MARRIED FOR TAXS BENEFITS#I’ll remake something similar in watercolors eventually
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What is your opinion on milkshakes?
Love them, but they’re usually not the first ice cream-based dessert that I would order. They are my daughter’s first choice, so I always get a little bit.
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Meta & Flint, the freaks who named their daughter Oblivion.
Don't let their looks fool you, they are actually good parents. (Maybe "okay" parents, they did let Liv run away with her boyfriend they never met and his band at 15. (But she was responsible and called them to explain her decision and that she already talked with the school and will be taking special exams at the end of every semester, so it's all good lmao.))
In my AU the Techno/Rock Trolls are the largest population of mixed trolls. They live concentrated along the shore between the Rock and Techno Kingdoms and also extending north into the no-man's-land on the map. This whole area is simply referred to as "the Shallows". They have their own communities and villages there which are located partially on land or exposed reefs/rocks and partially in the water.
Liv grew up in one of those villages. Her parents own a small apartment carved into a cliff side above the ocean. Personally they prefer walking over floating/swimming, and they can't stay in the sun for too long either (they all inherited sun sensitive skin from their Techno sides) so this way they're mostly on land and also aren't in direct sunlight after noon.
It's a modest home but I imagine they must have the prettiest sunrises.
Despite the Shallows having their own communities they still belong under the Rock Kingdom which doesn't really care about them or their different needs much, so a lot of the trolls living there are very anti authority.
#me taking advantage of my baby level knowledge of german lmao#but i always liked the idea of liv having a vague european accent#so i've decided to give her dad an british 'england' accent and her mom a german accent/make her german speaking#trolls#dreamworks trolls#my art#ex bandmates#trolls oc#liv#flint#baby liv thought her goblin spawn of a dad is the prettiest troll in the world kjsbdhbfh#meta#the parents and a lot of trolls there are very anti authority. they're technically living in part of the rock kingdom and are expected to#be like regular citizens when it comes to stuff like paying taxes etc. but no money actually makes it back into their communities...#Flint's genre is Electropunk#and Meta's genre is Industrial Metal#Liv is more Industrial Metal but there's definitely some Punk vibes in her style#this started as just me designing her parents and it's turned into a whole info dump
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Prompt 195
“Oh. It’s you.”
The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike.
“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.
Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-
“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.”
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras#They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up#Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them#On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift#and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids#do with that as you will#Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon?#Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person#A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious#They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror#They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three#Depends on the century#half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits
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I call this piece: “Dad Tax”
WIPs under cut :3
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#tome kurata#serizawa katsuya#shigeo kageyama#mp100 dimple#takenaka momozou#tomenaka#digital art#my art#mp100 fanart#aggie.io#magma board#yes it was all on a collab board 😭😭😭😭#my dad does this thing where he’ll be like: ‘dad tax!’ and then ask for some of our snacks#but Reigen cmon man…takenaka made those for HER 😭😭😭#Reigen is counting this as Serizawa’s ‘conflict resolution in the workplace’ training#also bro with the zero fashion sense for his shoes#and Alienware laptop GIUDHIDKDIHK#it’s really funny bc there’s the scene. and then there’s sparkly rendered Reigen. and above him is >:3 website photo Reigen#there’s a random green mark in the middle of the page on one of the leaves but like?? it’s fine lmao
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Dad moment
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads season 1#dndads s1#glenn close#dndads glenn close#dndads glenn#nick dndads#nicky close#nicky foster#nick close#nick foster#i wish Glenn was my hot dad. the kind of hot dad that my friends would always want to come over to my house just to see my hot dad#the hot dad that makes people watch when i get picked up from places. the kind of hot dad that looks good while filing taxes#hot dad glenn. glenn as my hot dad.
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Have this little gremlin in my head telling me "pokemon x ouaw crossover, coalecroux would have fuecoco"
I MEAN
SUCH A LITTLE GUY!!!!!
And when it evolves to Skeledirge it also becomes a Fire AND a Ghost type!!!
Kremh can have a shiny fuecoco so it will become a shiny skeledirge
Fabulous ✨️✨️✨️
#im not crazy am i#like????#awwww fuecoco will learn tax evasion from his dads#i wanna draw this so baaaad#can you imagine gideon cuddling to baby fuecoco then when it becomes skeledirge he has someone to bench press on???#other than kremy of course#ahhhhh the brainrot#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#coalecroux brainrot hours#coalecroux#gideon x kremy#ouaw#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#fuecoco#ouaw x pokemon
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Lego Ninjago movie AU where Garm (and everyone else I guess) knows that Lloyd is the Green Ninja and Garm is attacking Ninjago specifically to get Lloyd’s attention. He’s blowing up buildings trying to like stimulate Lloyd’s Oni instincts or whatever. “Come to the dark side Luh-Loyd we have sharks.” It’s a tempting offer. He gets sad if Lloyd doesn’t show up for their scheduled fighting
#lego ninjago#ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago garmadon#lego ninjago movie#crack#this is a joke btw no angst here no siree#Oni movie Lloyd WHEN#oni lloyd#garmadon attacks Ninjago Lloyd attacks Garmadon they both go home happy#Lloyd sneaks into his dads house to pet sharks#picture this concept as like a Tom and Jerry heist#a home alone heist#pure crack#I kinda wanna write it now fuck#garmadon sometimes kidnaps Lloyd and gives him presentations on the benefits of the dark side and embracing evil#“No taxes Luh-Loyd!’’#Koko lets it happen bc having a teenage Oni is exhausting and Garmadon’s volcano is Oni proof
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Today’s comic, in which Noah explains why he can’t stay for post-gig beers.
#original comic#comics#indie comic#web comic#cartoon#comic art#canadian artist#bandmates#dad tax#candy thief#taxation is theft
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01/18/2024 Crew Recap
TLDR; Summary: #HoistTheAds and Astroglide OFMD both happening tomorrow 1/19/24; UK Fans We Need Your Help!; New Hashtags/Petition Link; David Jenkins/RhysDarby/TaikaWaititi Troll us with Hidden Stuff; More Articles; Petition Status, News That Gives Us Hope for S3, and Rhys Darby in Shorts.
Note: Please feel free to let me know if I missed something important, if I'm incorrect, if the formatting pisses you off, or whatever, I take constructive feedback <3 thx lovelies.
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==Things You Don't Want To Miss Tomorrow 1/19/2024 and 1/20/2024==
EDIT: HOIST THE ADS: This might be starting at 12 EST - https://www.tumblr.com/renewasacrew/739916790295052288/join-us-in-just-over-10-minutes-at-midnight-est?source=share
#HoistTheAds is finally coming to NYC and LA tomorrow. There will be Flyovers, Billboards, etc. As of right now it looks like its just happening every few minutes on the billboard for the next day.
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==Astroglide Watch-A-Long at 1/19/2024 1 PM PST ==
To clarify exactly how it works, basically what they're doing is asking you to stream on the service of your choice starting at Season 1 Episode 1, and Astroglide (and Squishables might be joining) will be tweeting reactions as they go.
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=UK Fans! We need your help! @lamentus1 was kind enough to give us updates on the efforts going on over the UK!=
UK specific OFMD fans in groups on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook are trying to come together to push for the BBC to air OFMD Season 2 in the UK since they haven’t done so yet!
So many UK fans can’t actually watch the second season *legally* based off a tumblr poll that @lamentus1 did recently, and a third of fans who voted can’t even watch OFMD because it’s not on in their country!
The current plans are:
Email two key people at the BBC:
Sue Deeks (Brought OFMD to the UK) --- [email protected] Charlotte Moore (Chief Content Officer ) --- [email protected] Email Prompt: if you need an example:
Send Tweets regarding wanting Season 2 to Air on BBC on twitter (same hashtags from @renewasacrew I believe but it that's incorrect please let me know!):
BBC2 IPlayer
The ongoing twitter thread for this is here
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====New Articles ====
BBC fans fight to save cancelled show, with petition reaching 58,000 signatures
'Our Flag Means Death': Fans Rally to Save Cancelled Show'
Our Flag Means Death: Fans campaign to save queer pirate comedy
---Articles in Dutch---
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=Cast and Crew Seen in the Wild=
**START OF DISCLAIMER: This whole thread on Djenkins and Taika's mother in law is fan theory at this point, read into it as you will, but think of it like tabloid news**
The most exciting and I think ... brain candy worthy today was Rhys and David posting a BTS picture of Rhys in the colonial hat/outfit. It sparked some interesting ideas on the status of season 3.
I have to say, hats off to the folks over on twitter @fowlfiend for making this connection
Earlier today, Chaos Dad, David Jenkins posted the following picture of Rhys that Rhys shared on his Instagram with a song attached to it called "I'm a Man" by Jobriath.
Now, all well and good right? Rallying cry to all the crew! BUT Twitter folks think there's a deeper meaning and I'm inclined to agree.
How fucking cool is that? Thank you to @lamentus1 for pointing out also that Chaos Dad's post had the "three finger" I love you which is yet another 3 today.
Add to that, Taika's Instagram's been pretty quiet lately, and he happened to post a picture today of his mother-in-law @veraora on IG for her birthday, which just happens to have... 3 pigeons in it. Once again, thanks @lamentus1 for bringing this to our attention. ---also please wish VeraOra Happy birthday!
Now, could all of this be just coincidence? Sure, but where's the fun in that? Seems like we're going on a treasure hunt.
**END OF DISCLAIMER: This whole thread on Djenkins and Taika's mother in law is fan theory at this point, read into it as you will, but think of it like tabloid news**
===Other Chaos Dad Posts on Twitter===
=Hashtag Updates / How you can help=
@renewasacrew Has done some cool stuff and made saveofmd.com direct to the petition site. This should help with being able to share more easily. Full thread here on tumblr
Today's Goals and Hashtags Per @renewasacrew
#ArentYouGLAAD #SaveOFMD #TheNumbersWereThere
=Petition Status Updates=
Petition hit 60K all!!!! GREAT JOB! Just in time for Time Square tomorrow!!
I didn't see a drastic change on a lot of the fundraisers so I'm not adding those today--- I think we've had a big day as it was with the stuff around David posting without posting about season 3.
So I thought I'd end with some more info from our lovely @TheCozyPirate on twitter, the lovely person who exposed the information about how s3 was already in preproduction. They seem to have more insight in a lot of this.
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=So if your question is, is it making a difference? Why doesn't dad just come out and say it? Here's some insight:=
And this next one helps me to feel like we're still heading in the right direction. "If there were nothing viable, he would be able to say that. He would never, never let this go on if hopeless". I think is pretty uplifting.
Lastly, I think you all should be damn proud of yourselves with these calls, as a former Customer Support Person, I appreciate you all so damn much for keeping it kind and polite! Stede would be proud!
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Finally-- one last thing, since today's theme on tumblr is trolls getting all up in our faces, just remember you do not have to engage with them if you don't want to. If you want to have kind discussions, and you feel up for it, go for it, but don't feel obligated to defend the community.
We all know we care, we all know we're doing a great fucking job at taking care of each other, helping awesome causes, and still having fun while doing it. You don't have to prove to anyone that you are allowed to enjoy your pirate show that means something to you and spend a few bucks to support it.
Don't let people who are struggling with their own trouble take your light. Enjoy things, have fun. You deserve it.
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On a lighter note to end on: I have a serious question for all of you.
Who gave this man the right to wear these fucking shorts? Good god.
#ofmd#our flag means death#our flag means us#our flag means gay#renew as a crew#arentyouglaad#save ofmd#save our flag means death#stede bonnet#rhys darby#david jenkins#chaos dad#daddy jenkins#proud pirate daddy#saveofmd#taika waititi#Sorry this is earlier than planned#I gotta finish taxes tonight#so if something exciting happens in the next 4 hrs feel free to update!#ofmd daily recap
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Ansel sneaked out to egg Holly's house + fishing by the beach (that his parents bought out)
#sims#sims 3#ts3#ts3 gameplay#ts3 lepacy#LEPacy#ansel graves#graves lepacy#graves g1#in my head the cops are investigating this family because… robs a criminal#but on paper he’s a stay at home dad#where Agnes has money before hand and is working a job for her enjoyment vibes#but it’s not matching what they are filing on their taxes#idk the cops are investigating man#which is one of the main reasons they will leave SV in gen2
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Rebel: quick, we need a distraction
Luke: I've got just the thing
Luke: *yells at Darth vader for not sending his money back to beru*
#I almost got enslaved by Jabba bcs uncle Owen couldn't pay the water tax#And now I find out you're able to help support the family but chose to enslave the galaxy instead#Worst father ever >:(#Darth vader: no my baby boy is angry :(#star wars#stars wars#anakin skywalker#luke skywalker#rebel alliance#darth vader is a dad#darth vader
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shot in the dark has so many great little character things that are jokes but not, but one of my favorites is shawn's habit of renting places that are not apartments because they're defunct businesses because the rent is cheaper. lines up nicely with his history of odd jobs that he does because they look interesting and then he gets bored of. and it also tracks that he wouldn't live somewhere longer than a year despite having the means to do so, because what's he gonna do with an apartment??? cook dinner in it???? his dad hatessss this but short of actually dragging shawn to see prospective places there's nothing he can do, and this is an activity neither of them would enjoy. so like he currently lives at a dry cleaner's that still has a moveable clothes rack. and is breathing in probably so many toxic chemicals every day
#okay 'means' might be stretching it as he is canonically awful with money#but most of the people in his life are willing and able to support him . i.e. gus claimed him on his taxes etc his dad is always cooking#i know it's a funny joke show but literally. its a guy who cannot get by without a bit of support. he can survive on his own#but he also can't hold down a job for long or stay in one place . what he calls 'traveling' most people would call itinerant homelessness#the fact that he has lived in a defunct dry cleaner and more or less keeps it clean and homelike is an achievement in and of itself#psych#q
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