#dad tax
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
emberandthevoices · 2 years ago
Text
Jedi masters definitely dad tax their padawans
2 notes · View notes
noahsarchipelago · 10 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Today’s comic, in which Noah experiences legit kangaroo court justice, complete with off-topic testimony from his mother-in-law Agnes.
0 notes
shafaqmum · 2 months ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
("DAD TAX: The Ultimate Pumpkin Candy Collector!" Active T-Shirt for Sale by Colorful-Garden gönderdi)
0 notes
cs-cabin-and-crew · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
The wild robot!
(I need more fics of them being a chaotic cute family)
601 notes · View notes
geocyclist · 2 years ago
Note
What is your opinion on milkshakes?
Love them, but they’re usually not the first ice cream-based dessert that I would order. They are my daughter’s first choice, so I always get a little bit.
0 notes
zivazivc · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Meta & Flint, the freaks who named their daughter Oblivion.
Don't let their looks fool you, they are actually good parents. (Maybe "okay" parents, they did let Liv run away with her boyfriend they never met and his band at 15. (But she was responsible and called them to explain her decision and that she already talked with the school and will be taking special exams at the end of every semester, so it's all good lmao.))
Tumblr media
In my AU the Techno/Rock Trolls are the largest population of mixed trolls. They live concentrated along the shore between the Rock and Techno Kingdoms and also extending north into the no-man's-land on the map. This whole area is simply referred to as "the Shallows". They have their own communities and villages there which are located partially on land or exposed reefs/rocks and partially in the water.
Liv grew up in one of those villages. Her parents own a small apartment carved into a cliff side above the ocean. Personally they prefer walking over floating/swimming, and they can't stay in the sun for too long either (they all inherited sun sensitive skin from their Techno sides) so this way they're mostly on land and also aren't in direct sunlight after noon.
It's a modest home but I imagine they must have the prettiest sunrises.
Tumblr media
Despite the Shallows having their own communities they still belong under the Rock Kingdom which doesn't really care about them or their different needs much, so a lot of the trolls living there are very anti authority.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
307 notes · View notes
puppetmaster13u · 10 months ago
Text
Prompt 195
“Oh. It’s you.” 
The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike. 
“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.
Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-
“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.” 
661 notes · View notes
doctorsiren · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
I call this piece: “Dad Tax”
WIPs under cut :3
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
209 notes · View notes
felsicveins · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
Dad moment
617 notes · View notes
fzjp · 21 days ago
Text
Have this little gremlin in my head telling me "pokemon x ouaw crossover, coalecroux would have fuecoco"
I MEAN
Tumblr media
SUCH A LITTLE GUY!!!!!
Tumblr media
And when it evolves to Skeledirge it also becomes a Fire AND a Ghost type!!!
Kremh can have a shiny fuecoco so it will become a shiny skeledirge
Tumblr media
Fabulous ✨️✨️✨️
73 notes · View notes
astro-nomaly · 2 months ago
Text
Lego Ninjago movie AU where Garm (and everyone else I guess) knows that Lloyd is the Green Ninja and Garm is attacking Ninjago specifically to get Lloyd’s attention. He’s blowing up buildings trying to like stimulate Lloyd’s Oni instincts or whatever. “Come to the dark side Luh-Loyd we have sharks.” It’s a tempting offer. He gets sad if Lloyd doesn’t show up for their scheduled fighting
70 notes · View notes
noahsarchipelago · 13 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Today’s comic, in which Noah explains why he can’t stay for post-gig beers.
0 notes
gentlebeardsbarngrill · 10 months ago
Text
01/18/2024 Crew Recap
TLDR; Summary: #HoistTheAds and Astroglide OFMD both happening tomorrow 1/19/24; UK Fans We Need Your Help!; New Hashtags/Petition Link; David Jenkins/RhysDarby/TaikaWaititi Troll us with Hidden Stuff; More Articles; Petition Status, News That Gives Us Hope for S3, and Rhys Darby in Shorts.
Note: Please feel free to let me know if I missed something important, if I'm incorrect, if the formatting pisses you off, or whatever, I take constructive feedback <3 thx lovelies.
Need to catch up on recaps? ofmd daily recaps
==Things You Don't Want To Miss Tomorrow 1/19/2024 and 1/20/2024==
EDIT: HOIST THE ADS: This might be starting at 12 EST - https://www.tumblr.com/renewasacrew/739916790295052288/join-us-in-just-over-10-minutes-at-midnight-est?source=share
#HoistTheAds is finally coming to NYC and LA tomorrow. There will be Flyovers, Billboards, etc. As of right now it looks like its just happening every few minutes on the billboard for the next day.
Tumblr Info
Twitter Info
Tumblr media Tumblr media
==Astroglide Watch-A-Long at 1/19/2024 1 PM PST ==
Tumblr media
To clarify exactly how it works, basically what they're doing is asking you to stream on the service of your choice starting at Season 1 Episode 1, and Astroglide (and Squishables might be joining) will be tweeting reactions as they go.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
=UK Fans! We need your help! @lamentus1 was kind enough to give us updates on the efforts going on over the UK!=
Tumblr media
UK specific OFMD fans in groups on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook are trying to come together to push for the BBC to air OFMD Season 2 in the UK since they haven’t done so yet!
So many UK fans can’t actually watch the second season *legally* based off a tumblr poll that @lamentus1 did recently, and a third of fans who voted can’t even watch OFMD because it’s not on in their country!
The current plans are:
Email two key people at the BBC:
Sue Deeks (Brought OFMD to the UK) --- [email protected] Charlotte Moore (Chief Content Officer ) --- [email protected] Email Prompt: if you need an example:
Send Tweets regarding wanting Season 2 to Air on BBC on twitter (same hashtags from @renewasacrew I believe but it that's incorrect please let me know!):
BBC2 IPlayer
The ongoing twitter thread for this is here
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
====New Articles ====
BBC fans fight to save cancelled show, with petition reaching 58,000 signatures
'Our Flag Means Death': Fans Rally to Save Cancelled Show'
Our Flag Means Death: Fans campaign to save queer pirate comedy
---Articles in Dutch---
Fans pikken cancellen van Our Flag Means Death niet en tekenen massaal petitie --------------------------------------------------------------------------
=Cast and Crew Seen in the Wild=
**START OF DISCLAIMER: This whole thread on Djenkins and Taika's mother in law is fan theory at this point, read into it as you will, but think of it like tabloid news**
The most exciting and I think ... brain candy worthy today was Rhys and David posting a BTS picture of Rhys in the colonial hat/outfit. It sparked some interesting ideas on the status of season 3.
I have to say, hats off to the folks over on twitter @fowlfiend for making this connection
Earlier today, Chaos Dad, David Jenkins posted the following picture of Rhys that Rhys shared on his Instagram with a song attached to it called "I'm a Man" by Jobriath.
Tumblr media
Now, all well and good right? Rallying cry to all the crew! BUT Twitter folks think there's a deeper meaning and I'm inclined to agree.
Tumblr media
How fucking cool is that? Thank you to @lamentus1 for pointing out also that Chaos Dad's post had the "three finger" I love you which is yet another 3 today.
Tumblr media
Add to that, Taika's Instagram's been pretty quiet lately, and he happened to post a picture today of his mother-in-law @veraora on IG for her birthday, which just happens to have... 3 pigeons in it. Once again, thanks @lamentus1 for bringing this to our attention. ---also please wish VeraOra Happy birthday!
Tumblr media
Now, could all of this be just coincidence? Sure, but where's the fun in that? Seems like we're going on a treasure hunt.
**END OF DISCLAIMER: This whole thread on Djenkins and Taika's mother in law is fan theory at this point, read into it as you will, but think of it like tabloid news**
===Other Chaos Dad Posts on Twitter===
Tumblr media
=Hashtag Updates / How you can help=
@renewasacrew Has done some cool stuff and made saveofmd.com direct to the petition site. This should help with being able to share more easily. Full thread here on tumblr
Today's Goals and Hashtags Per @renewasacrew
#ArentYouGLAAD #SaveOFMD #TheNumbersWereThere
Tumblr media
=Petition Status Updates=
Tumblr media
Petition hit 60K all!!!! GREAT JOB! Just in time for Time Square tomorrow!!
I didn't see a drastic change on a lot of the fundraisers so I'm not adding those today--- I think we've had a big day as it was with the stuff around David posting without posting about season 3.
So I thought I'd end with some more info from our lovely @TheCozyPirate on twitter, the lovely person who exposed the information about how s3 was already in preproduction. They seem to have more insight in a lot of this.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
=So if your question is, is it making a difference? Why doesn't dad just come out and say it? Here's some insight:=
Tumblr media
And this next one helps me to feel like we're still heading in the right direction. "If there were nothing viable, he would be able to say that. He would never, never let this go on if hopeless". I think is pretty uplifting.
Tumblr media
Lastly, I think you all should be damn proud of yourselves with these calls, as a former Customer Support Person, I appreciate you all so damn much for keeping it kind and polite! Stede would be proud!
Tumblr media
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tumblr media
Finally-- one last thing, since today's theme on tumblr is trolls getting all up in our faces, just remember you do not have to engage with them if you don't want to. If you want to have kind discussions, and you feel up for it, go for it, but don't feel obligated to defend the community.
We all know we care, we all know we're doing a great fucking job at taking care of each other, helping awesome causes, and still having fun while doing it. You don't have to prove to anyone that you are allowed to enjoy your pirate show that means something to you and spend a few bucks to support it.
Don't let people who are struggling with their own trouble take your light. Enjoy things, have fun. You deserve it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
On a lighter note to end on: I have a serious question for all of you.
Who gave this man the right to wear these fucking shorts? Good god.
Tumblr media
121 notes · View notes
thepettymachine · 10 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Ansel sneaked out to egg Holly's house + fishing by the beach (that his parents bought out)
35 notes · View notes
pyromaniac4198 · 9 months ago
Text
Rebel: quick, we need a distraction
Luke: I've got just the thing
Luke: *yells at Darth vader for not sending his money back to beru*
74 notes · View notes
july-19th-club · 21 days ago
Text
shot in the dark has so many great little character things that are jokes but not, but one of my favorites is shawn's habit of renting places that are not apartments because they're defunct businesses because the rent is cheaper. lines up nicely with his history of odd jobs that he does because they look interesting and then he gets bored of. and it also tracks that he wouldn't live somewhere longer than a year despite having the means to do so, because what's he gonna do with an apartment??? cook dinner in it???? his dad hatessss this but short of actually dragging shawn to see prospective places there's nothing he can do, and this is an activity neither of them would enjoy. so like he currently lives at a dry cleaner's that still has a moveable clothes rack. and is breathing in probably so many toxic chemicals every day
24 notes · View notes