#dad spike

[minniethemoocherda]

THE PARALLELS ARE KILLING ME!! 😭

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 107

“Hey uh pal, what you got there…?”

Grundy hummed a rumble, blinking slowly as he turned slightly towards his… what were they… Not an enemy, not a threat… they were… friend! Yes, they were the friend that didn’t mind that whenever he came back he came back different. 

He uncurled his arms slightly, proudly showing his friend what he’d found splashing in the water growling angrily. His friend blinked, mouth opening and closing for a few moments as he waited patiently, careful not to drop the squirming duo. 

“Babies,” he proudly declared as they let out squeaky roars. 

[thegoodmorningman]

Good Morning! Are you even looking at the corner?

[raileurta]

Bumblebee is definitely the crazy cat equivalent of a Cybertronian when it comes to humans. He has had like six different humans already? So imagine them all existing at the same time.

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Optimus: Bee don't do it.

Bumblebee slowly reaching for Raf: (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

Optimus: Put him back you already have five humans already.

*Bumblebee grabs Raf and speeds off with him*

Optimus: Sigh.

Ratchet: We need to have an intervention that boy is addicted.

Optimus: No-

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*Bumblebee cuddling with all his humans*

Prowl: Ugh.

Bumblebee: You wanna go bitch? I won't hesitate to blast your fragging face off.

Prowl: Primus calm down.

Bumblebee: That's what I thought. Jealous fragger....

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Optimus: Primus give me strength.

Arcree: What's he doing now?

Optimus: Apparently buying matching Christmas sweaters for him and his charges.

Arcree: The human holiday? Isn't that five cycles away?

Ratchet: That's what I said!

Ratchet: You know an intervention is still on the table.

Optimus I'm too tired for this bs: Stop.

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If you're wondering how everyone rides in bee: Charlie gets driver seat privileges, Raf has shock gun, Spike is in the truck, Russell is wedged between Alex and Sari in the back, with Sam on the roof.

[aroace-madness]

Peter Parker in Gotham prompt (?)

Peter gets send to Gotham, but this time he's with Tony

but

it's omegaverse

BUT

Only the DCU is omegaverse

[thefreakandthehair]

The plants are Eddie's idea.

Each and every one of them is rescued or adopted in some way: salvaged from a home that hadn't cared for it, up for grabs on the side of the road, forgotten in the corners of Home Depot, leftovers from wedding centerpieces that surely are going to be tossed after the reception ends. Eddie knows what it feels like to be forgotten, left out, neglected, and just because plants don't have a voice stand on lunch tables and air their frustrations with broken systems, that doesn't mean they don't feel. So yes, Eddie loves his plants, loves them with almost the same intensity that he loves their cat, Bruce.

At first, Steve just nods and shrugs and gives Eddie that fond smile that says I don't get it but you're happy so I'm happy. The same smile Steve wears when Eddie rambles on about Dungeons and Dragons, about the intricacies of being both a Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne fan, about why Mothman and Bigfoot and mermaids absolutely exist, Steve! It's endearing and warm, and Eddie loves him so goddamn much. Even more than Bruce, even more than the plants.

What Eddie doesn't expect, though, is for Steve to grow to love the plants, too. In true Steve fashion, he brushes it off when he pinches dead leaves from the Pothos, or when he smiles as he sprays the Boston fern. Eddie knows that, bare minimum, Steve cares about their plant babies and so when he ends up going on a week-long tour with Corroded Coffin, he doesn't worry too much about the little green souls that litter their apartment.

A week is a long time, and Eddie misses home so much that he doesn't announce himself as he barrels through the front door the following Saturday afternoon.

"Yeah, see? You’re doing great."

Eddie freezes in his tracks. Who the fuck is Steve talking to with that whispered voice? The one that, up until now, Eddie presumed was for him and him only. He knows he'd never cheat, but seriously, who's in their apartment?

"Atta girl, look at you! See, I told you, we'd figure this out."

He sets his bags down as quietly as he can, toes off his boots, and slowly pads along the beige carpet to peak around the corner to their living room.

Oh.

Steve's talking to their plants.

Eddie leans against the doorframe and watches as Steve smiles, wide and bright enough to replace the sun shining in through the streaky bay window, while moving from plant to plant, pot to pot, singing their praises and lavishing them with compliments and affirmation.

"You're growing so well!"

"See? I watered you and you popped right back up. You don't have to be dramatic about it."

"When your other dad gets home, we’ve gotta talk about repotting you. You're definitely outgrowing this pot."

Eddie clears his throat and Steve whirls around with a wild look in his eye that reminds him so much of the time he caught Dustin snooping in his campaign materials that he briefly wonders if Dustin and Steve actually are biologically related.

“Oh honey, I’m home!” Eddie singsongs and grins as he shoves away from the door jam, walking over to Steve who’s already rolling his eyes and groaning.

“How much did you hear?”

“Enough to feel a little jealous of the Boston fern over here.” Eddie gestures towards the large fern spilling over the sides of its planter. “You never tell me I’m growing so well.”

Steve sets down the watering bottle and pulls Eddie in closer, both arms wrapped tightly around his waist. Eddie melts, letting himself be held and loved. A week really is a long time.

“No, but I do tell you when you’re being dramatic,” he teases, pressing a soft kiss against Eddie’s lips that’s more the touch of smiles than of mouths.

Eddie pulls back just enough to catch Steve’s gaze, warm and comforting. “You do realize that I’ll never let this go, right?”

Never. Always. Forever.

Eddie was never one for absolute language, except when it comes to Steve. He’ll never let him live this down, because he’ll always be here. Forever.

Steve laughs, shaking his head. “I’d sure hope not.”

[temeyes]

POV: you wanna prove yourself to sgt. mactavish (half-assed spicy ver here!!!)

[thequeenofsastiel]

It's a real pity to think about the fact that Spike must constantly smell like cigarette smoke.

[skullislandproductions]

Happy Birthday, Tyke! The little pup Tyke, of Spike & Tyke fame debuted in the “Tom & Jerry” cartoon “Love That Pup,” released on October 1st, 1949.

[bretzkysbs]

[madebysimblr]

Eduardo: Thank you so much. Hopefully won't talk again anytime soon! [chuckles] Bye.

Spike: Who was that?

Eduardo: My divorce attorney. Everything is final.

Spike: Really?

Eduardo: Yup! Paperwork has been filed. Assets have been split accordingly. Last thing to do is to close the sale on this place.

Spike: I'm surprised she isn't overseeing that.

Eduardo: Ah, well she all of a sudden started hating this house. Mind you she insisted we buy it. She signed it over to me so I could handle selling it. I get a bigger cut of the sale too. Related to that, I've already found a place in Sulani. Have you thought about my offer?

Spike: I have. I haven't decided yet.

Eduardo: [nods] I understand. It has no expiration date.

Spike: Good to know. Any particular reason you wanted to meet here?

Eduardo: OH! Right. I saved a few things from your bedroom before Missy went through and trashed everything. I thought you might want them.

Spike: Oh! My records. And pictures.... Thanks Dad.

Eduardo: It's the least I could do... I'm still so sorry-

Spike: I forgive you. I can't fault you for wanting to see the good in people. Even Missy. I do wish you had done more... but you did eventually. That's better than never.

Eduardo: Thank you so much, son.

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Envy: Man, you had a pool!?

Spike: [snorts] Yeah. But we were never really allowed in it.

Envy: Jeez. What's the point of that house if you couldn't do anything in it.

Spike: Status I guess. I'm glad I'll never have to see it again. And hey... I'll need to say this to Fatima too... But thank you so much. For everything this past year.

Envy: You know I'm always here for you. No matter what.

Spike: Same for you. I could never repay you-

Envy: You're right, because there's no need. Got it?

Spike: Got it.

[tonymarias]

Spike and Jeff would fine each other in every life time… and commit terrorism together

[camellcat]

I am once again asking for fic recs 🤲

I can't seem to find them on my own but I am BEGGING for fics where spuffy co-parent dawn. idec if it's not the main focus anymore man. dawn can be their literal child, or just spike coming in and helping buffy take care of her. s5, s6, s7, IDC. pleaseeee they've got to be out there SOMEWHERE

[raisedbythetv89]

I’m deeply broken and mistrusting but in a super chill girlie pop way…. anyway my mom didn’t know how to love me, can you fix me real quick? I’m very busy fixing all the worlds problems that are my responsibility for some fucking reason

[gravelsong]

Excitement canceled I'm going to go scream in the woods for a bit

[emkamo-blog]

Everyone’s talking about Skybound so I read it myself

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. . . Sigh . . .