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Me: Mom, dad, I'm bilingual.
Them: ...we know.
Me: HOW?!?!?!
Them: bc you speak two langagues?
Me:
Me: I'm also gay.
Them: Oh.
Them: *mom passes my dad 10 bucks*
Dad: I knew I had to have passed my masculinity down to someone.
#my life#in shambles#moron on a screen#based off a true conversation#blinday's life#mom Im gay#dad im gay#dad knew all allong#dad: I find men hot wtym thats not gay#me; thats literally gay#dad: stfu the only person I want to fuck is your mom thats not gay#me:#me: fair enough#funny#probably#shitpost#meme#I'm the most masculine of the 5 girls they had#my dad always said if I had spent the full 9 months in my mom's belly I would've grown a jong
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B&M Septic | Give Mr. Pipe a call for all your needs!
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@josuyasuweek-2024 day 2: sleepover / festival or matsuri / childhood friends
cheating at games for children. together <3
#josuyasu#josuyasu week#josuyasu week 2024#was debating back and forth on whether they would wear yukata or regular clothes at festival but in the end yukata is just more fun#even if im having a hard time not making it look like a bathrobe#maybe its bc my dad owns a bathrobe with p much the same pattern as okuyasus and i just associate it with that#um anyway#be gay do crimes you know the drill#lovisas art#josuke higashikata#okuyasu nijimura
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Heh, old man's
#mlp#mlp g4#thorax x sunburst#shipping#human desing#headcanon#artist on tumblr#art#yeaggh#gay dads#old man yaoi#Sunburst#Thorax#Yes sir you know the tradition around here#Sunburst plushie#mlp as humans#trans man#axolot slippers#Thorax sleeps naked I just headcanoned it#Im slaying✨️💅#sunburst has vitiligo cuz I said so
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We need to stop talking about how conservatives don't want their kids to know LGBTQ people exist. They do want their kids to know we exist, but we will suffer for it.
They don't want their kids to know that it is okay and acceptable to be LGBTQ, that society will allow them to exist in peace and happiness. That at times LGBTQ people will be accepted.
They want their kids to know that LGBTQ is not okay or acceptable. That if they are LGBTQ they will be persecuted, marginalized, beaten, and scorned. That if they are they will have a terrible life, so they better g-ddamn be the good little cishet Christian soldier that Mommy and Daddy wanted.
They aren't actually scared that a couple rainbow displays will turn their kids gay or an affirming book will forcibly transition them. They're scared that their already LGBTQ kid will know that them being themselves is a just as valid life and not a one way ticket to misery and then hell.
They want to not just eradicate LGBTQ from existence, they want to have everyone else watch us suffer as a warning to stay in line.
Or maybe that's just LGBTQ survivor of an entire childhood and adolescence under an extreme abusive homophobe of a parent in me, idk why listen to me on this stuff.
#im jewish so the christian part doesnt apply to me but thats most of these parents#my dad was a proto ben shapiro#transgender#nonbinary#lgbtq#lgbt#gay#Lesbian#bisexual#queer#im not talking about the like conspiracy theory types im talking the moms for liberty type#the white guy with backwards hat and bad sunglasses facebook guy
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I was. Geetiingb eepier. This. Finished at like. 3am guys😖 I didn't even wanna try making this. In. Like drawing in my actual art style
#sans au#utmv#undertale au#sanscest#cross sans#nightmare sans#crossmare#I need to draw crossmare again grrrrr#cross x nightmare#nightmare x cross#UwU#my need for ships has been impeccable. I don't actually know what that word means but anyways school is tomorrow and I'm just like#:(#I NEED GAY MEN#YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND IM SUSKJLSK'WW#I need gay men. and I'm not gonna feminise any of them bc I need men#my dad enjoys men not being feminine. he likes them. menny. honestly what a gay man😒😒😒
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Ok
#house md#gregory house#remy hadley#13#screencap#s06e19 “the choice”#this whole scene im sorry#giving house card blanche to go ham with gay puns#top tier hatecrime great job guys#constantly turning to 13 too#you cannot convince me house isnt self-aware#if i was an editor this is how i would edit this too#the journey on 13's face#you burning your dad's closet with your eyes#careful he still inside#this patient is pretty much confirmed not straight by the end too#longpost#long post#every frame a painting#after “im as straight” line
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Lord forgive me for not posting lesbianism but they are very special to me
#trying out a new style with this one#its fun to draw different from usual every once in a while#it feels genuinely wrong to post a drawing without a single woman on thus blog but its my only creative outlet#forgive me#unfortunately gege cooked with the doomed gays on this one#i am tired of acting like the jjk brainworms arent real‼️#yanno what actually im gonna claim there is some feminine spirit in this drawing#bc its not actually geto is it its kenjaku#yk kenjaku? who gave birth? looked like a baddie for nine months minimum? got railed by yujis dad? that kenjaku#my genderqueer icon#god i need to draw nurse kenjaku#shes got me acting unwise#anyways! heres my doomed gays#ill get back to the regularly scheduled lesboposting briefly#everyone do a prayer circle for my visa so i can finally unclench and draw in peace🙏#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#geto suguru#suguru geto#satosugu#kenjaku#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#chiquilines draws
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Now that i’m in college I can say with complete confidence that the most unrealistic part of AFTG is that Neil somehow managed to pass all of his classes while also dealing with Exy AND the Yakuza.
#IM barely passing my classes#and my dad is not a serial killer#that i know of#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#all for the gay#the foxhole court
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A helmet party Wip my dad almost walked in on me drawing
#When I tell you I almost went into cardiac arrest#Tf2#engi tf2#tf2 solly#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#helmet party#my art <3#artists on tumblr#I think my mom already thinks I’m gay I don’t need my dad now#I’m not#im pretty sure#kms
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Me? Posting finished art? Ain't no way :O
No but @korruptbrekker reached out to me and asked if I was interested in doing a collab (go check out their piece here, I implore you), and you know I could not say no to such a wonderful artist asking lil ol me to do something fun like this. We ended up doing a swap @laugaheim and I came up with ages ago that I so sussinctly refer to as a moodboard-sketch-lineart-render swap. Rolls right off the tongue, right? Nah but it's exactly what it says. Make moodboards, swap and sketch from the other's, swap again and line the other's sketch, and then swap once again and finish the piece you sketched.
Very big thanks to Brekker for reaching out! This was so fun, I hope we can do something together again in the future!
#seriously this was so much fun#i forgot how much i love doing swaps like these#and i had a lot of fun rendering this#i was handed a really beachy and warm and cozy moodboard and you all know im down bad for some totes adorbs viktuuri#so i gave into all my impulses#also ALSO because im me the instax mini film phichit is holding (yes he has an instax mini because i said so) is the right scale and ratios#because i cant do anything halfway#and this illustration is made on a canvas that has the same dimensions as instax square film#and yes that is indeed a green carnation shirt yuuri is wearing why would you ever think i had it in me to not make him look like a gay dad#viktors just fabulous as ever because of course he is#when is he not#i need his outfit#if you ever wonder why viktor is wearing something in my art the answer is always that i personally want to own it#or because its fabulously queer but those two categories have a large amount of overlap#anyway thanks again to you brekker for this awesome project!#yuri on ice#yuri on ice fanart#fanart#art#arom antix art#arom antix#collab#katsuki yuuri#viktor nikiforov#viktuuri#phichit chulanont
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picked this up at the thrift store the other day do you think it's any good
#mgs#metal gear solid#ocelhira#kazuhira miller#revolver ocelot#id in alt text#this is how you know im in deep. okay.#i got the title in my head and ive had these pulp covers in my pinterest feed for MONTHS so this was inevitable#theres a bunch of gay ones with these like lurid yellow backgrounds so thats what i pulled from for this. it didnt happen all the way but i#like it nonetheless#and yes thwt is a duran duran AND belinda carlisle reference.#i DO think its funny to put heaven is a place on earth on my mgs/dad rock playlist what of it
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im branching out, trying out some anthro designs for a modern au I've been brewing in my head.
it wasn't that hard tbh. it's basically just how I normally draw slugcats but longer and with slightly more humanoid proportions.
I've been obsessing over specifically survivor and monk's family lately. they just have so much potential.
#rain world#rw fanart#my art#survivors parents#rw gourmand#rw third sibling#rw salsa rosa#im also translating the moment they lost surv and monk into the mordern au and itll be VERY sad :)#i live on angst#these dads gay! good for them
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The moment Andrew put Neil's hand on his chest and Neil repeated Andrew's words back to him; "I won't be like them, and I won't let you let me be.", is such an important moment in their romance.
It's where Andrew starts really letting go. He gave Neil ground. And he didn't take it because he knew better than to accept the nonverbal permission. Giving ground doesn't mean it's ready to be taken. Andrew had always made his needs very clear, and his boundaries.
Neil took exactly what Andrew gave. No more. No less. A hand in the center of his chest. To an outsiders perspective it might not be very important but to Andrew it would've been everything.
It means he could fully trust Neil, as much as he is capable of. It's further proof that Neil wouldn't take advantage of him, push too hard, none of it. It means that for once this nothing didn't have to stay nothing. It could be something. Maybe not now, but in the future.
Andrew gave Neil a key and called it home, and Neil gave Andrew safety and called it something.
#this may be compelte nonsense im si tired broskis#ive been working so much bc imma be dat suga dad#jk im foghting capitalism for my right to live alone#shae#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#tfhc#all for the game#the foxhole court#all for the gay#andreil#andreil trash#im so soft
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if light and L had sex then L would tell chief yagami "i had sex with your son last night" in front of the entire task force just to fuck w light. and bc he likes causing scenes and thinks that it's funny
soichiro would be horrified. light would be so goddamned pissed. matsuda wishes he was a cop in a different fucking city
#im an adult dad and i know me being gay might be a shock to you but i really dont think its something to get all that worked up about#considering the internationally wanted serial killer we're chasing#lawlight#yagami light#yagami soichiro#l lawliet#death note#death note matsuda
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is it a common transmasc experience to at some point realize you look like the twink version of your dad?
#my face has gone from being a carbon copy of my mother to looking very much like my dad#im lucky both my parents are atractive i guess haha#they may hve sucked at being my parents but i got great genetics#im like the 4 inches shorter#100 lbs lighter#dickless version of my dad#and gay
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