#dad!wade wilson

[munsonsmixtapes]

Hii may I request a wade x reader fluff with both of them taking care of their newborn. I feel like there’s not a lot of dad!wade. I know it’s a broad topic but you can take it any direction. Thank you and your work is appreciated!

dad!wade x mom!reader

The crying of your baby girl had stirred both you and Wade from your sleep. She had been having a hard time sleeping since you brought her home so that meant you couldn't sleep either. Not that you would have been able to sleep either way. You were just so worried about Violet that Wade would often find you in her nursery, holding her in your arms while you sat in the rocking chair, the two of you fast asleep.

"I've got her," Wade told you, giving you a kiss to your forehead before he slipped out of the bed. He wiped the sleep from his eyes as he made his way down the hall to Violet's room.

He slowly opened the door and made his way into the room, standing over the crib, feeling his heart ache as he watched his crying daughter. He didn't think he had your skill of getting her back to sleep, but he was at least going to try.

"Hey, sweet pea," he whispered as he scooped her up from the crib holding her to his chest as he tried his best to console her. He paced around the room as he hummed along to the song that you would sing to Violet almost every day before she was born.

It seemed to be working because the crying had come to a stop instantly. Maybe he did have the magic touch after all. He pulled her head away from his shoulder and could see that Violet was fast asleep just as he had thought. He couldn't help but smile to himself that he had done it alone and didn't need your help.

You stood in the doorway, leaning against the door jamb as you watched the whole scene play out before you. You didn't know whether it was because of how sleep deprived you were or because of how heart warming it was to watch your husband sing your daughter to sleep, dancing around as he did so, but you felt tears streaming down your cheeks.

"And I think to myself, what a wonderful w-" Wade cut himself off as he saw you standing there, trying to not be upset that you were awake. "What are you doing up?"

"I-I just wanted to make sure you were good."

"We're good, honey." He stepped closer and could see your tear-stained cheeks. He held Violet tight with one hand while the other reached up and wiped your cheeks. "What's with the tears?"

"I'm just thinking about how lucky I am to have both of you."

"We're the lucky ones," he told you before pressing his lips to yours. "Now go back to bed. I'm gonna put her back in her crib." He gave you one more kiss before he sent you on your way. He then slowly moved back to the crib and gently set Violet back down into it so he wouldn't wake her up.

Once he was sure that she wouldn't wake up, he watched her for a few more seconds before tiptoeing out of the room, shutting the door gently before he crept back into your room. He got under the covers and snuggled up to you, resting his chin in the crook of your neck as let your deep breaths lull him back to sleep as he thought about he was the lucky one for having as special as you.

[watmalik]

THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.

[boonjur]

live, laugh, loose reasons to not fall apart

[mischievous-thunder]

The Terri-fic/ble Trio they warn everyone about in the entire multiverse

[brainrotcharacters]

The moment Wade handed Mary Puppins to Logan and Logan had no protest beyond groaning, I knew

[raccoon-in-the-danger-room]

Logan, explaining how he and Wade got together: yeah so he kidnapped me from a bar while I was drunk, stripped me down, took me to a weird hotel or whatever the fuck with a random British guy there. he was a real asshole though -- so he kicked us both out and we ended up in a desert alone together. I tried to cut Wade's dick off, and then we fought a bit more, it's whatever. anyways, we live together now

Literally anyone within earshot:

[btteredtoast]

I like the idea of him just being an overgrown ferret. I bet his ass sheds

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

I have beef with girl Dad Logan

Cuz yes, he's obviously a girl dad.

But fuck Rogue. Rogue should've never been part of the equation in the first place. She's literally a grown-ass non-adoptable woman in MOST of the media.

His daughters should be

-Jubillee

-Kitty Pryde

-Laura (X23? Sorry I haven't seen Logan yet-)

AND WORST OF ALL YOU'RE BRUSHING OFF A MUCH BETTER GIRL FOR HIM TO BE A DAD TO

ELEANOR FUCKING WILSON

THAT'S RIGHT, IN THE COMIC DEADPOOL HAS A FUCKING DAUGHTER

You Poolverine bitches need to include her in the Dad line up too!!!!!!

[mooneater0-0]

I finally got to draw my sillies being domestic, I headcanon that Laura and Eleanor both live with wade and logan

[jackiespurnell]

wade: logan and i were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us laura: *sighing* What did logan do? wade: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... logan: who wants a steering wheel?

[kerrste]

Had to get this joke out before i went to bed

[daiwild]

i read the deadpool issues with jeff

[boonjur]

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade to Logan during breakfast: Laura's been up all night on her phone. Would you like to say something about it?

Laura: I'm not a kid anymore, dad! I shouldn't have a "bedtime".

Logan: First of all, you're a kid and you do have a bedtime.

Logan: Secondly, if there's anything I've learnt in the last 200 years, it's the fact that bedtime isn't punishment. It's a reward.

[lovebeatriceplz]

We got Yukio and Wade now we need Yukio and Logan

[theocddiaries]

Logan: Nice girls don’t kiss on the first date. [Laura rolls her eyes and walks away] Wade: Hey! Listen to your dad! He wouldn’t kiss me until our third date. It made the sex we had on the first two dates very impersonal.