#cw: twitter

[thepersianslipper]

I love how everyone is riding Max's ass on twt today. We're in our Kraken era and stand with our RapSh!t brothers to give Max hell.

A very quick downfall to you, Max, and take WB with you 🙏

The comments are delightful in this.

A taste:

[centrally-unplanned]

Elon Musk retweeting an article by one "Emily Goldstein" which calls for DEI white genocide to condemn its "racism" when it is of course a fake article written by an internet troll, and the replies to this tweet "condemning racism" are just an endless litany of Jews Will Not Replace Us discourse...

...and the troll author of the fake paper is someone who was arrested for an attempting bombing on an anniversary of 9/11 he perpetrated trying to false flag Muslims by pretending to be an ISIS agent...

...is a level of Peak American Politics that you cannot script.

[thenames11037]

My tumblr: Reblogging cool people, dumb one-liners, rants, art sometimes, but overall I am a somewhat well-adjusted adult

My fucking tw*tter:

[theotherluxray]

what the f*ck is this

[hellstobetsy]

Elon is worse at owning twitter than Verizon was at owning Tumblr. It’s honestly....what’s the opposite of “inspiring”? It’s amazing. 

His next big plan is to increase the maximum tweet length to 4,000 characters, so I can’t wait for “Do you love the color of the sky” posts with 3500 line breaks in them taking up ten whole pages of your feed.

Like, most of the coverage of Muskitter is that he’s a transphobic murderous QAnon lunatic, and that’s as it should be because that’s the most important story, but the nuts of bolts of Twitter itself are increasingly falling apart under the weight of his sheer incompetence.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[pinkiepig]

I wanted to draw a cool tiger from someone’s dream 🐅

(Link to the original poster)

[triviallytrue]

Highlights

Guy quoting MLK's Letter from Birmingham Jail in response:

Irreparable damage to revolutionary discourse:

I'm not mad, you're mad:

Ride never ends

for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter

[relatabletoaster]

It's insane how much worse the pornbot problem is on Twitter than it is on Tumblr. The pornbot site is getting out pornbotted. Revolutionary

[lizardsfromspace]

So there's this Flat Earther who said he was traveling to the Ice Wall last September to prove the Earth was flat. He has not posted since.

Here are some theories on his current whereabouts:

He fell off

Too busy partying on the continent of Geminia to post anymore

He discovered a second, bigger ice wall

He died alone in the frigid wastes of Antarctica, aware at last of his folly as he slowly, painfully expired, his body never again to be seen by human eyes

Here be dragons (they ate him)

[thedeafprophet]

Being called out 😭

[notherpuppet]

Cleaned up some bonus scenes from the “Buckshot” chapter of My Deer Nanny AU

[seawaveleo]

lovin the dichotomy here

anyway tumblr número 1 campeão do mundo staff stop changing the mobile layout and get rid of tumblr live

[lezzian]

i actually think we should not be giving JK rowling any attention in general but to be honest maybe normies should know that woman is straight up doing holocaust denial on twitter now

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]