#cw: puking

[someone-shut-me-up]

cw: gross, cw: vomit

The worst part of puking is not puking itself, even though that's pretty gross and generally awful

The worst part of puking is the moment right before, when you wake up in the middle of the night because your body feels wrong, because something is uncomfortable and you can't pinpoint what, when everything is a little too cold and a little too hot and every thought feels like you're thinking through a kaleidoscope

And then your stomach twists and you know somethings getting out buy you don't have the mental capacity to really understand so you run to the bathroom on instinct and maybe you're lucky and you fall to your knees in time but sometimes you're not

And your brain is mush right then, and maybe it's priorities are screwed and maybe you don't understand why it paused to grab your phone but left your glasses behind so now you have to mop the floor because there's vomit on it but you don't want to leave because you know it's not over

But you're not thinking that, you're just feeling as the acid burns your throat and your body fights itself and your head is spinning and maybe, maybe the worst part of puking is that the build-up is so bad it feels like relief

[cakemagemaeve]

Welp, today’s my 36th birthday.  My dad had to work today, so my parents and I celebrated it last night by ordering some Texas Roadhouse to go, putting on our green sweaters and watching Home Alone 2.  Then I played a LOT of Oblivion, and then either the barbecued ribs or my birthday cookie cake gave me mild food poisoning and I then spent most of the morning in that special hell.  Let me tell you, barbecue sauce does NOT taste better the second time around.  Woof.  :C  After the worst of it was over, I collapsed face-first into bed and slept for like 10 hours.  The nausea is gone, thankfully, but I’m still debating with myself over whether it’s safe for me to eat a regular meal or if I should just stick to saltines for the night. 

Anyway, as my special birthday treat to y’all, I thought I’d share the lyrics to my family’s special birthday song.  It should be sung slowly and mournfully, like a funeral dirge. 

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

People living in despair

People DYING everywhere

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

[demoncrys-angelsfall-blog]

I think I am going to be sick

I feel so scared.

[lirillith]

It’s our seventh wedding anniversary, so I put on a dress and we went out for Indian food.

Needless to say the evening ended with me puking at the side of the road all over my new maternity dress.  I mean, I’m sure pregnancy has something to do with it, but considering that on my first visit out here when we were dating and I was super not pregnant I managed to vomit a Tommy’s chili burger all over the passenger side of his car, I think I am actually the reason we can’t have nice things.

[gingersouldrinker]

Note to self: do not take two birth control pills at once, even if you forgot yesterday. Puking happens. Take them at least 3 hours apart, so puking doesn't happen.

[loracarol]

ugh

the last time I felt like shit in this way I had to made myself puke and then I felt better

but I hate doing that

vomit tastes nasty man 

>:(