#cw: puking

[rhyshh]

So last life was *checks notes* 2 YEARS AGO??? anyway it's still all i think about.

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Wade collared, hands tied, blind folded, and sitting in a really dark room with his legs bound to the chair. A single light is swigging above him as from another room, he can hear screams of agony. They keep getting closer. Sounds he recognizes.

He's already puked twice on his own lap, his throat burning, his body heavy, and the broken nose he got earlier is still smoothly flowing with drips of dark blood down into his own mouth.

"...I need a hero.. Im holding out for a hero at the end of the night.. He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight... hmm hm hmm mmh..I need a hero!"

"Wilson!! SHUT. UP. Unless you want me to break your jaw next!" His holder says, irritated, panicked by the sounds of his co-workers' screams.

"Id ask how would I be able to say our safe word, but I honestly think you're going to need it more. Our safe word is whiskey dick. Remember that. Things are aboutta get rough."

This coming from a guy physically bound to a chair was probably the most ridiculous thing he's heard. "What did I just say!? Do you want me to stitch your fucking mouth shut?!" He hits him again in the stomach as Wade groans, coughing up some more blood onto him as he leans forward in pain.

"Ooohh.. He's not going to like that.." he moans, flinching to be hit again only for a certain SNKT noise to run through his ears. It only takes a second.

"Don't you fuckin' dare." He snarls, kicking the body away, going from panting, sniffing and growling to a steady breath of concentration, ripping the ropes and pulled off the blindfold.

"Hey, kitten." Wade smiled confidently at him, proud. "What took you so long?"

"Hey.. Tch.. You ever gonna stop getting yourself into trouble?"

He shook his head, smiling. "Nu-uh."

"Mmh.." Clipping the collar off, Logan threw it across the room, taking his cheek in his hand. "You okay?"

"Now that you're here!... But don't kiss me yet!! I have to brush my tee-"

Putting his head back, Logan kisses him widely, like a starving jungle cat taking a chunk out of a freshly killed gazelle that he had to work hard to catch. Licking the blood off his lips, the beast settled with a smirk as Wade giggled, pushing his face away from him playfully, only for his hands to be grabbed as he picks him up, princess style.

"You little freak!" He teased, knowing stomach acid did NOT make for good kisses.

"Hey, I'm not the one with the boner, Bub."

[cvt2dvm]

It's Tech Week and Doc's Dog got into the tech week brownies so I'm stuck on Clevor Baby Sitting Duties

It's Tech Week! Feed your veterinary support staff, send them a nice little note, and as always, be kind to your vet staff.

[finalherrschers]

toxic yaoi.......scale of 1-10 how fucked up do you think q would be to schlatt if he was revived.. v*mit version under the cut be careful :]

i hate them i think

[melanodis]

first taste

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

this scene is so funny to me for no reason. hes so serious just to get puked on

[creepycatboyz]

silly doodles I posted on the server teehee

[vxmitboy]

Finally posting this, enjoy hungover me puking!

[mushroomnoodles]

Can we have an actualization on Spicywizardbetty Simon? like my man was ABOUT TO POP but he was just suspecting? was he waiting for Morri to kick to notice or what? Also, I think Betty kut think something is going on and prefers not to tell cuz you can't just ignore that bowling ball belly lol

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

some notes (this is not being passive aggressive, i reread this and worried it came across that way so sorry if it feels that way)

in simon's defense, his pregnancy is advancing in spurts that are more frequent (but subtle) than vanilla or normal wizardbetty simon's. he's been in bed a lot, eating a lot, not feeling great, and up until the last few growth spurts he assumed he was just gaining weight (although he did notice the abnormality of how his stomach felt)

also, logically, how could he be pregnant? he hasn't had sex (or anything remotely like it) for over a thousand years, he's old and well out of his fertility window. he was actually feeling movement- somewhat frequently too, but he told himself it was probably his upset stomach, since he's been feeling bloated and experiencing nausea for the past four months.

it's been about six months since he had the weird meetup with GOLBetty and got dropped in spicy wizardbetty's universe, and he's more focused on trying to help betty than whatever is going on with his body, since she's clearly insane. but she yells at him whenever he gets out of bed so he's been mostly trying to talk to her (and pondering how to help her, what to say) when she brings him food or checks on him. he's trying to get her to talk more.

the other thing he does in his spare time is read, betty brings him books. anyways, the last spurt has him definitely convinced he has a tumor of some sort.

also, yeah, betty's noticed the bump.

her protective instincts have gone through the roof and she's grown even more obsessed with keeping him safe, so when she isn't checking on him or making him food she's out and about, "defending her territory".

he feels different to her, but simon doesn't look or feel like he used to even before he came back (she thinks, anyways). she has a bit of trouble with physical continuity, especially with her wizard eyes. everyone looks a little weird to her. plus, he's usually under a blanket so he doesn't look quite as big as he is to her, but she's definitely made a comment on him enjoying her food. she hasn't seen the most recent advancement, where he like, definitely looks pregnant.

until he scampers out to see her in a tizzy immediately after he wakes up looking like he does.

brother needs a hospital

[ruler-of-the-universe-boy]

People who give yhs grian wings for only angst are doing it wrong you gotta do this /j

[leo-a-nb]

What the actual fuck!?

So... I was searching for gory horror movies (i like movies like Terrifier) and i come across this thing.

"The vomit gore trilogy" by Lucifer Valentine.

So I searched it up. I saw people say how much they loved Lucifer Valentine's movies, ans i saw people say how much they hated the movies and Lucifer Valentine himself. So I, as the stupid mf I am, i found a way to wach every single one of Lucifer Valentine's movies and, honestly, I don't think I've made a worse mistake in my life.

The first one i watched was the first of "The vomit gore trilogy", "Slaughtered vomit dolls". The movie is about this 19yo girl with bulimia who ran away from home and to make ends meet she started working as a prostitute. Due to her condition she starts having hallucinations of her colleagues dying.

The movie isn't good and barely has a plot. It is purely made for shock factor and to show women dying.

I watched every single movie this motherfucker made, "a perfect child of satan", "ReGOREgitated sacrifice", you name it, and, literally, all Lucifer Valentine's movies are the same. Something about a girl, barely into her adulthood, she get's in a horrible situation, shes SA'd, forced to throw up, mutated, killed, and sometimes eaten.

I honestly believe that Lucifer Valentine is a sick, perverted, sadistic excuse of a human being that enjoys making tapes of women being murdered poorly disguised as "horror movies" and i believe he should cease existing or, at the very least, be locked up.

I needed to get this out of my system.

[jahsession]

FLASH WARNING !!!

[thesewingmachine]

did you know that people can vomit hard/frequently enough that it can burst the blood vessels in their face and result in bruising?

[t4tails]

reading the rest of that dc holiday special because why not and this constantine story isnt very festive :/

[nuancefem]

@ cotton ceiling believers.........

omw to give you psychic damage til you kys. and eat your corpse.

[l3irdl3rain]

hey guys I found out who has been puking. also enjoy a bonus picture of him being a ferocious hunter