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I love how the track being played when Pico is remembering all the week events of rap battling BF instead of killing him leading up to hiding from Nene is called Gay
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wanted to see if they kept that stupid face Shadowheart makes this scene and I'm CRYING
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#Shadowheart#bg3 shadowheart#baldur's gate 3 shadowheart#jenevelle hallowleaf#personal#IM IN TEARS LMAO#kinda wish they used an angle in game that actually showed her face in that scene cuz thats hilarious 😂
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hehehehehehe ratchet and his big killer robot go brrrrrr
#transformers#maccadam#tf mecha universe#ratchlock#I imagine them helping out in the whole shockwave situation would be HILARIOUS#cuz the mechs arent besties#so deadlock probably wont pass up an opportunity to beat the hell out of the others#meanwhile ratchet trying to keep him from hurting the pilots aswell in the scuffle#my art
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Imagine Ghost helping you jerk him off, like he puts his hand over yours
this is one of those virgin/inexperienced reader thoughts cuz all ya gotta do is ask how to get a man off (because you fear accidentally ripping someone's foreskin off) and gross, slimy ghost is gonna hit you with an "lemme show ya how t'do it" but you'd expected a video or something, not him getting real snug on your bed with his cock already out in the open and you've gotta bite down on your tongue to keep from asking him if it's normal that it just sits on his thigh like that.
and just when you're nervously fidgeting at the end of the bed he tells you to get closer. "too far away, how are ya gonna learn anythin' bein' tha' far away?"
omg he's grabbing your hand and spitting on your clammy palm before encouraging (his own hand tight over yours) you to wrap your fingers firmly around his thicker base and you're sweating bullets at this point. (that your fingertips aren't even close to touching is making your head spin.)
you don't want to stare at what's in your hand, hot and heavy, don't want to look out the window because then you'll seem bored or dismissive, cant look at him because his stare is unnerving-
but then a rather pointed sucking of his teeth while his hand tips your head up by the chin solves that issue for you.
not gonna learn a thing if ya not lookin'.
(you reckon you aren't going to learn anything anyway because he's making sure your eyes stay latched onto his instead of the study guide that's now leaking wet, sticky and warm.)
#takes his sweet time and even buys you a wrist brace for tomorrow#hilarious though cuz when he's at base he tugs at his cock like he wants to rip it off completely#violent mf
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i hate twitter no one should ever be on twitter, that being said here's my favorite iwtv tweets of recently.
#i can do one that's just in portuguese cuz brasilian ppl are funny and hilarious#interview with the vampire#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#armand#the vampire armand#loustat
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#it feels so good to be doodling them again aa#dbd#vmorbidart#dead by daylight#ghostmyers#dbd ghostface#dbd michael myers#sable ward#dbd fanart#hehee#danny is just mad because shes more funny than him#also ya my sable is a ghostmyers babe cuz i said so#and it is hilarious to me
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In love with the main character dynamics of ToA
#the fact that they’re both rude and annoying in completely opposite ways is also hilarious#cuz Meg is gross and blunt but impulsively brave and selfless#while Apollo is selfish and cowardly but has refined etiquette and table manners#it’s ok he gets better#she doesn’t and that’s what’s great about her#toa#trials of Apollo#lester papadopoulos#Apollo#meg mccaffrey#riordanverse
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So I watched all the episodes up to episode 7 and had the draw this cuz the idea jst couldn't leave my mind.
Ladies, Ben is grieving and yall is kissing? 😭 /j
#no spoilers past 7 on this post please n thank you 🫶🫶#jwcc#jwct#jwcc sammy#sammy gutierrez#jwct sammy#jwcc ben#jwct ben#ben pincus#yasmina fadoula#jwcc yasmina#jwct yaz#sammy x yasmina#yasammy#yasmina x sammy#sammina#jwct spoilers#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#no cuz like it would be hilarious if ben was devestated WHILE yasammy was kissing 😭#also im so happy they showed yasmina's PTSD more on screen! i know they wouldnt just forget it but its still so nice to see shows do that!#and its a big part of that one episode so idk i liked thay episode#plus yasammy arc! 😍😍 hope theres more cz they are so freaking adorable and RAHHH#lolo i dont know if you watched chaos theory yet so im sorry for the spoilers if i did spoil you aaaa 😭
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That haunting chorus of violins that fill the dark, those words– Pure Vanilla looks back over the space and finds exactly what he'd feared. Expected. There they are, gliding across the void so, so terribly intertwined they almost appeared as one. In some ways, he supposed they were. Pure Vanilla watches himself be led in a dance so improper and aimless and… Had Shadow Milk's expression truly been so… adoring, that day?
Fanart and coincidental birthday gift for the talented off1cially_done who wrote this (the fanfic is pretty heavy, remember to look at the tags before reading!)
Shadowvanilla fanfics are so rare, I gotta show my appreciation for them when I can(!) There was plan to draw a different scene but this chapter was too good, came for the toxic stay for the Eternal Sugar. I refrains from drawing the unreleased beasts in fear of messing up their designs but her depiction in the story was amazing I just had to draw her! Like ughh, pretty pink angel pls be my winglady <333
Also, the dancing scene was my favorite scene in "the light continue". For it to come back and confirm to us that yes this was PV's first spark of love is so aaaa- Anyways, here's something extra!
Denial.
Newly-wed woes.
#I normally don't do comic with texts cuz Krita doesn't like it#it WILL crash#the fact SM is all about performing and that theatrics life yet somehow his ass can't waltz is hilarious imma steal it now#we have like less than double digits in fanfic to share among ourselves for this harsh winter#me tryna feed myself with fanart#oops I rambled again#1m4 rambles#crk#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#silent salt cookie#shadowvanilla#vanilla milkshake#art#fanart#stuff i draw
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dugon my friend my buddy my pal
#just roll with it#jrwi#potatart#just roll with it riptide#jrwi riptide#dugon#jrwi dugon#gillion tidestrider#okay this interaction was kind of hilarious and dare i say#cute (?)#i have a lot of things wrong with me its ok#no spoilers again im on episode 59#I LIKE THAT DUGON IS MENTIONED IN GILLION'S LIST OF TITLES LIKE SIX TIMES THATS SO FUNNY#guys i think he might be friends with dugon idk tho i might be wrong (joke)#idk aomething about imagining gil still speaking into its ear in primordial#somrthing something i like gillion very much#i love jrwi auuuhggh im gushing again#P.S. UM I MIGHTVE GOTTEN DUGONS SIZE A LITTLE WRONG. FORGIVE ME#I BELIEVE IM CLOSE TO ITS ACCURATE SIZE CUZ OF THAT ONE THUMBNAIL BUT LIKE BLEH#IK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A LEVIATHAN
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My thing about Veth potentially venturing into polyamory is that I do think everyone involved would be perfectly fine with it and happy to help her experiment, and I think that no matter how they do it, it would not fix her. This isn't to say that she wouldn't get any benefit out of trying! It's just to say that it's not a solution to her actual problem, because I genuinely don't think the problem is that she's lacking any one thing that would make her life complete.
Fundamentally, I think Veth struggles with the idea that there will come a point at which she has to settle. Not in a bad way, just in the sense that she is one person with one life and she will have to live within those bounds. Because the thing is, I don't really think her issue ends at struggling to "have it all"; to an extent she does! She is a good parent, even if her kid is a little rebellious; her marriage is supportive (and has fun sex); she gets to go off to save the world with Yeza's blessing on occasion, when the world needs saving. She doesn't have all of these things all the time, but... that's not really a flaw, that's just a fact of life.
But she started out her adult life settling to an extent—even if she loved Yeza and loved being Luc's mom, she did the safe thing that was expected of her. The goblin attack and everything that transpired after shoved her out of that life, but in retrospect, to an extent it likely feels that that pushed her to find something more that she wouldn't have had otherwise. Being pushed to her limit under the worst conditions made her better, stronger, braver, and at the end of it she found that she could have both her original life and much of her new life—so why wouldn't she then wonder if further experiences of that ilk could do the same?
Crucially, she has not actually run up against a hard limit yet, and as such she hasn't had reason to believe that there is a point at which she has to stop and recognize that there isn't more for her to find. When she was drinking more heavily during missions, even when it caused the death of herself or others, there were no long-term consequences. And the thing is, I'm not saying that she should face that kind of major consequence, but she seems as though she is scared to accept that maybe she could be happy if she stopped before she does.
I'm also not suggesting that she should stop experimenting or trying new things—the Luxon knows I am not one to talk in that realm—but I do think she is searching for novelty not because that would make her happy, but because she doesn't believe that she has the capacity to know what would make her happy. She was unaware that polyamory was even an option, so think of what else she might not be aware of! She doesn't have perfect knowledge of the world, after all, so how can she trust that she's found what she really wants? So yeah, she could fuck someone else, and it might even be an enjoyable experience that she didn't know was missing! But that only prolongs the question of what else she might be missing.
I think that deep down, she's terrified that if she doesn't keep pushing until that external hard limit, she will end up with regrets later, and simultaneously she is resentful that her friends all seem to have reached a point where they are largely content with what they have, because she wants them to have everything. She wants herself to have everything. And she has not yet allowed herself to come to terms with the fact that only she can determine when the everything of what she already has is enough, and anything else is the cherry on top.
#but also she should still try polyamory. because it'd be very funny.#I just think she should corner essek with a knife after sleeping with caleb like 'SURELY YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY OKAY WITH THAT YOU LIAR'#(because she still feels guilty and unsatisfied and she couldn't possibly be the one keeping herself from being content. nosiree lmao.)#but in all seriousness hilariously I think she should talk to essek about it cuz I think he would actually relate most lmao#and he does seem to be doing well with it! like he's living within the bounds of what will keep him alive sure#but he's also doing so in such a way that's like#I can't have my cake and eat it too but I can be content eating the cake#like look. as an essek girlie. do you think I do not relate lmao. BUT the important point is that it really is up to you#you can do what you want forever! but you also have to live with that.#critical role#cr spoilers#cr meta#veth brenatto
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SO insane that Sam has seen AND liked this... I'm so cozy in my little tumblr corner that I forget my words can escape containment and be perceived beyond Aabria Iyengar
#aabria interacting with my posts are precious gifts that i hold close to my heart#but also she walks amongst us down here#i could not begin to fathom the depths of horrors that she has witnessed#but SAM. thats wild.#also hilarious given the post. man is stressing HARD lmao#every once in a while i scroll through the meme accs on insta cuz yall are what got me to get back on tumblr#so i like to see how things are going. its always a good time#criticalrolememes <3#critical role#sam riegel#the sam riegal tag was made to make me doubt myself every goddamn time#sea rambles
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Black outlined by red
Hmm...
Now where have we seen that before?
Methinks Dark might have taken some inspirations...
#alan becker#ava#animator vs animation#I'm so sorry to Chosen but I fucking love the Angel of Death nickname#It's so fucking cool#And TCO probably HATES it so much#TDL would have loved to be called that#“Look Cho they're calling us Angels of Death! Isn't that hilarious?!”#The Black and Red theme has got to have significance and I am going insane trying to figure it out#Cuz TDL had to have made them that way ON PURPOSE#The Virabots were just red twotone#But the Virabands and his new powers are BLACK and red#Makes me wonder if he'd made a version for TCO that were RED outlined in black...#“What's wrong Cho? Don't you want to be an angel? Don't you want to be divine?”#TDL is haunting this narrative like an annoying little BITCH
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Have a Bishops + Lambert height chart and some bonus sketches (including a lot of Kallamar because for some reason he's become one of those characters for me who is unreasonably hard but also weirdly fun to doodle), hopefully I will have more comics soon I have a handful of comic WIPs and an ungodly amount of comic scripts that I might finish but equally I also might not, so maybe this'll be good for a while lol. I have also made some like references for the follower forms for the Bishops so I have a good reference for drawing them but idk if I'm gonna post them cuz I'm not super happy with any of them... we'll see...??
Tbh idk if I'm gonna tag all these?? Cuz like. Roughly half the canon COTL characters are in this array of doodles so maybe I'll just tag the Bishops and the Goat and Lambert and call it a day tbh,,, But have some Untitled QPR Narilamb Au (maybe I should just call it that at this point...) doodles, and may y'all have lovely days / nights
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl#cotl fanart#the untitled qpr narilamb au strikes again#should that be the official tag?? that would be hilarious tbh#cotl au#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl goat#cotl shamura#cotl kallamar#cotl leshy#cotl heket#i dont think im gonna tag jalala or rinor or forneus cuz theyre there for like. one tiny sketch#also the yellow cat (annamer) is there. for like one doodle. he doesnt get his own tag either but theres some leshycat here#i theoretically have lots more to say about this but brain isnt super awake anymore. so. maybe later#the yet untitled qpr narilamb au
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astarion origin playthrough going...well? / big man WHY are we announcing that we got ghaik'd in front of god and everybody. it was for the achievement i swear.
#astarion#bg3#do i get to tag everyone cuz theyre here?#im gonna do that.#gale#wyll ravengard#karlach#halsin#minthara#lae'zel#shadowheart#BAM BOW TAG APOCALYPSE#in my astarion playthru EVERYONE was trying to get in his pants it was fucking hilarious. MIZORA. ive played two playthroughs before this#and mizora NEVER EVER came onto me....astarion has game. it may be pathetic soaking wet rabid animal game but its there. i guess.#ant art
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Troubled teen MC has game
#rereading what I've just written and going “daaamn”#that kid is on another level actually#it's so hilarious to me cuz they're so gremlin-coded#pressplay if
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