#cuz theyll be all weird

[laffy-saphy]

Literally the point of feminism is "hey, we can all sit at the table and chat like adults"

You all realize Feminists have been critiquing "women only spaces" for decades right?

I think often about Audre Lorde's critique of a women only event that welcomed her wife and daughter, but not her son. Because she questioned it - the function and purpose of barring even the sons of Feminist women from Feminist events. Especially the barring of her young Black son, who would otherwise be left alone in the city where he would be more prone to the very violence those same Feminist women claimed to want to change.

Because what functional, forward thinking Feminist purpose does it actually serve to do that? What message does that send to women with sons, husbands, brothers, lovers, friends, who want to involve the men and boys in their lives in their activism? Who want to build a functionally better world for us all outside of the oppressive grasp of Patriarchy? Especially for the marginalized men who often sit at their own intersection violent Patriarchal oppression, that still happens to be Patriarchal oppression despite it not being distinctly misogyny?

What purpose does it truly serve to sequester yourself away into a pocket of the world, detached from those you share it with? What bright and shining future does that really promise you?

[blueiight]

What light do you see Loustat in? Some people see loustat in a grim light where the abusive aspects of their relationship are brought to the front but others see them in a way where they work through that and are happy in each other’s space. Though, I could never really pin how you see them.

i feel like this is a very flippant answer to what is a well thought out question but TLDR i l think lestat x louis are foundational to the western yaoi canon..

yk how bell hooks has a book all about love i dont feel like she was fair in some aspects namely in suggesting that ppl who harm u cant love u . love like anything else is a feeling, that does not always translate in the material. taking this to the head we can see in history how ppl can be galvanized into commiting the worst of deeds based off a ~belief~ or abstract notion of love or loyalty (that materially benefits them/the party theyre on). so i dont feel like love is inextricable from harm , ppl can hold feelings that do not always manifest in ideal ways. this goes both for my lesypoo would neva types & my lou dont love dat evil bitch types. love is complicated especially the love of immortals. cuz thats ultimately what monsters r. a rhetorical device in fiction to explore humanity’s capacity for evil. book leslou was fascinating in part bc louis was an old school bougie planter who got outdaddied by this noble land-poor european country lord.if the vampire prior to this was the fear of the exotic immortal east; then in book!iwtv& its response tvl , the roguish european hero imparts itself in creating the colonial planter (louis) & later… in a battle against the old east (twmbk). meta wise yes louis was bitchy to lestat in tobt bc anne at the time wanted david to be w les but even looking at tvl & qotd louis hes exceptionally tender to lestat in no small part bc he adored lestat’s inner strength as a man (using this to mean disposition here. very antifeminist of me), and struggled between acknowledging his longing for him .. and in tobt he struggled with the sort of subversion of dynamics . what could a weakened lestat do for him? what could he do to a weakened lestat? that scared him. he cared for a weakened lestat in mtd enough to claw at walls soo. who knows! and in both adaptations louis is lestat’s baby.(even if show lestat put louis in an A/C compressor) comparing this to show leslou, theres no need for an older lestat to cosplay being the gold digger here (or be viewed as such in louis’s narration?), especially in the face of a black younger louis. whos given an addled sort of anger / passion rooted in his encroaching disempowernment v the power he possesses intracommunaly as a creole bm .. lestat asking louis howd u get in here? XXX HOT EBONY—[is shot]. and the second interview louis is certainly more readily able? or willing? or ??? w/ his longing for lestat? if not himself in a moment (‘bled him like a pig’) then we as the viewers can deduce such (seeing past louis cry over a bleeding out lestat). thats the nature of adaptation baby. and going back to the love point, it reminds me it was either jacob or sam who said it its a shame my recall is failing atm cuz i rly liked the way they put it. leslou love eachother but dont really like eachother. of course people can syncretize aspects of the later books (s/o barbara and retirement in auvergne!) or even extrapolate a lot from their scenes in the show in hopes of seeing their show counterparts grow to like eachother in fan content irdgaf. the show has adapted what was priorly universally agreed to be the darkest period of lestat and louis’s relationship. where people diverge is in the semantics & decisions made in adaptation, but it serves a purpose to a story that is yet unclear to us! bear in mind this is the first cour of interview, 1 book of 15.. for example nobody was predicting that the show would weave in the wider chronicles by incorporating a second interview before s1 came out. i guess thats why my take on leslou (presuming the show vers is wym) is so unclear bc im an uncreative boor & can only look at whats given on text or in screen… this is sublime western yaoi

[thepileofclothesonyourdesk]

As someone who grew up on a farm in a shitty small rural town i cant help but laugh when city queers dream of moving to the country side

Not only do they underestimate how openly judgmental and queerphobic people are out here (everyone is in everyone's business), (I've been called slurs from pickup trucks full of hicks driving by)

but city people rarely understand what they're getting into by moving to the middle of no where

Stores close at 5 and on Sundays and holidays, there is 1 Walmart within half an hour drive and it will never have the specific thing you're looking for, a lot of roads aren't paved (i can spot someone who's never driven on a gravel road from a mile away), the weather is more intense and the clean up from storms takes longer, you will probably lose power at least once a year, the internet is shitty, there is no public transit, all of the franchises are run by like 3 high schoolers (2 of which are stoned) so don't expect quality, There is nothing fun to do around here, there's also just a lot of resources that aren't available

I get that cottage core is a popular aesthetic in queer culture, but living in a rural area is not an aesthetic

[phagodyke]

woke up feeling ruffff but took my meds and went back to bed for a while n I feel a bit better

[oceanwithouthermoon]

belated add-on but i dont even understand why im STILL getting hate on here when i toned down my "controversial" (aka literally just harmless mildly unpopular opinions about anime characters) posts MONTHS ago after having a legitimate breakdown over the way people were treating me on here ☠️

so very sorry for um... *checks notes* having an opinion about anime characters that you disagreed with a few months ago

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

[crushedsweets]

What do the creeps do in summer (yearning for the heat)

oh im yearning too. going to the beach again this week to pretend its june.

anyhow, it depends on the group!

tim and brian mostly just work like normal. maybe make time for some roadtrips around the state cuz the weather is good, or barbeques cuz toby asks them to.

the creepjects (toby, ej, clocky, nina, kate) all have a lot of fun i think . mostly by force of toby and nina. lake days, sports, late night hangouts, drinking, eating, food/farmer markets, etc. nina toby and clocky go out to dinner a lot(cheap spots usually...toby will try to dine and dash but clocky doesnt want to embarrass herself or get banned), while EJ and kate rather not be out in the town/city.

the zalgoids mostly just...hang out like normal... but sometimes jack will come out to the hospital, bringing lazari along, and theyll sit by the lake. usually just EJ lazari and lulu, cuz ann thinks its dumb and dina Hates them for a while. EVENTUALLYYY dina chills out and would sit with them. may swim but lulu freaks out everytime she gets in the water

jane, mary, and sally go on a lot of walks to the park, farmer markets, beaches. jane and mary travel. mary has a lot of nieces/nephews who would get them to go to water parks, and while sally cant really play at waterparks the same way all the other kids can, she might tag along. sometimes she loves it, sometimes she gets heartbroken that she cant play like a normal kid. jane gets a lot of weird looks for quietly talking to seemingly Nobody there, but jane rather keep sally company. eventually starts using a phone/airpods to pretend shes talking to someone on the phone

[baby-xemnas]

🐯🐻‍❄️ big big love (sort of a draft i want to make into a comic but itll take so long im scared)

pre rship lawbepo - the thought that the boys could suggest law gets into a relationship - ofc while joking that theyd be sad to share captains time with a woman, but it cant be helped! - bepo overhearing and getting upset....ofc law dismisses it, but it still hurts

does captain need a romantic relationship? would it make him happier, does he feel incomplete? its awfully selfish to not want it to happen then ..but where does that leave HIM - bepo chan spiraling into those thoughts... he knew that maybe one day his friendship wont be enough but he couldn't prepare for such a day to come

it would be cute if he didn't even consider himself as a viable sexual partner. they are different races, captain is not gay etc...maybe he rubbed off to a thought of what it would be like to be a cute girl being fucked by law 😳 oh bepo...his thought going there because of logic - okay im a human, and captain is a man, so he would be into a human female, what would that be like? and getting SO embarrassed so quickly because while he knows little about human romance he does know how things work (and how women act around their love interests in literature) so projecting onto that making his head explode. bepo doesnt have time to analyze how he feels he just panics, overwhelmed by the idea and after surprise subsides getting real upset that he is not in fact a human woman...

little did he know that not only its possible but law wants him BADLY. bepo darling he thinks about bending you over and spreading those furry cheeks So Much that if you'd know you would die of embarrassment.

physically it makes no sense cuz hes so big but i love light weight bepo - maybe its the lack of exposure cuz he drinks rarely. but imagine him confessing awkwardly like "haha if i was a human girl i could date captain and never let any other girls near him! 😖" much to 😦😦😦 from the other 3

penshachi: gtg bye (theyll later come back to not find neither law nor bepo cuz theyve gotten back to polar tang to make out in laws cabin. under the guise of "bepo you drank too much we have to go" and when law grabs his hand bepo cant do anything

law is so excited he can barely think straight cuz he only said he doesn't care much for women or human women, trying not to foam at the mouth at the chance with bepo that fell into his lap.

But its an uphill battle how to delicately explain to Bepo that not only Law wants him as he is (male and mink and all) he is the ONLY person he wants. imagine the pressure and fear that he simply misunderstood bepo.

imagine their walk back to the ship from the bar - bepo still tipsy but sobering up from fear because atmosphere got real weird once he said what he said ...and the boys left so they cant even get captain distracted. its just him.

bepo walks behind silent law and anxiety keeps bubbling up to the point bepo starts tearing up because hes not sober so emotions are extra hard to contain and he is so afraid that he ruined everything and what he said will break their relationship now that law knows how he feels. he made it weird and now law hates him 😭

law turning around after he hears bepo sniffle and ofc he puts two and two together

-bepo im not mad or grossed out

-whuh?? 🥺😭

-you dont need to be a girl to keep women away from me you know

-huh??? (at that point bepo is so drowned in worry he forgot what he said)

-you....[sigh] bepo calm down

-sorry...

-if you were a girl you would be my lover?

-dont say it like that captain im sorry its stupid i shouldn't have said it!! 😭😭

-but cant you do it now?

-do what?

-be that

-what, a girl??

-(law closing his eyes in frustration not wanting to call bepo stupid even tho he's being VERY stupid right now) my lover, bepo, it would make me happy if you were my lover now, as you are, you dont need to be a human woman for that

[cue bepo's whole would breaking to the point he almost faints]

[transgenderer]

i think the post potential around the "sour monkey tallboy" is really underexploited. possibly b/c sour beers are kind of weird. but they're 9.5% (so theyre almost 3 beers in a single can) and you cant taste the alcohol at all cuz theyre super sour. they taste sweet to me as well but sometimes sour things taste sweet to me but not to other people? anyway. extremely crushable and theyll get you like. appreciably inebriated

[eggsploded]

fausto for the ask thing...... the girl herself

butterflaust :)

first impression: you really get the feeling that she fucking hates you. shes rly funny cuz shes the tutorial character but doesnt leave after the prologue. shes here forever, judging dante. i feel in the beginning i skimmed over all the nuance in her dialogue assuming its just wordy for the sake of wordiness.

current impression: faust is soooo... faust. upon replaying the prologue shes way less cold than i first thought, her little c: smile when talking about mephis was saur cute. in fact shes not really cold at all to me, simply operating in a faustly way. you can contextualize what she does as a way to keep herself occupied. not really for some deeper lore sense (because ionno what her deal is) but a bitch needs some stimuli. i think if she was made to do arts and crafts with no larger purpose outside of fun she would explode into blood and gore. it also makes her friendship with yi sang really funny because i wonder if she cares to understand his artsy spech past it being a little clever wordplay. if he made her a drawing she wouldnt know how to compliment it outside of a technical sense. her flavor of arrogance is also so funny to me because its so stupid? like when rodya complimented her and she puffed up and went faust Is cool. the speaking in 3rd person too is funny, knowing she isnt LARPing like don and is very much just Like That. theres alot about herself she either doesnt notice or simply does not want to examine deeply like her mild competitiveness or tendency to manipulate people if it means theyll be less annoying to her. simply the faust of all time

favorite moment: i think the sweetest and funniest thing was realizing her spiel about yi sang not being a genius Unlike Her and believing in more philosophical things unlike her Sensible and Tactile self was an attempt at a COMPLIMENT. i thought she was ripping him to shreds but no she was actually hyping him up a bit in the most clinical way possible

story idea: you know earlier when i said making faust attempt creative expression would cause her to explode into bits? well i want to see it anyway. im forcing her at the kindergarten table of that nasty smelling homemade playdoh and telling her to make a new animal. sinclair made a bear with with wings called a beear. very nice young man.

fav relationships: im enjoying the fandom divide with faust shipping where she is either getting bitches left and right and not giving a fuck to maintain them (because it comes out weird when she tries) or not even being aware of when shes down bad and having the primal part of her brain that tells her to bite and roll around hijack her motherboard. shes being corroded by an insidious EGO called... horny, different to lust, which is Krausts jam. i already wrote a little bit about fausang and i think fausts inability to know how to enjoy things makes them a very sweet duo. in her mind the guy doesnt come a lick close to her own brilliance, but something about how he closes his eyes in understanding speaks more words than compliments do. not to say that faust doesnt like being hyped up. because she does, like all the time. if they were walking she wouldve tripped when rodya called her babe. her greatest flaw is pretending shes above anything, if there was a chance to maul ryoshu she would without pausing. probably so turned on she cant see anything. ishmael too. also outis. hey, whats going on here? my sources tell me due to her ongoing opposites to yi sang she is incapable of a domestic lame marriage the way he is. ishmael is the yuri messiah, but faust is the yuri menace. you know what they are both capable of though? following rodya around enamored because that was the first pet name theyve ever been called and it felt Funny.

fav headcanon: in the newest credits cg for canto 4 i think shes telling vergil she has a tummyache

[lonelyy-clown]

Now with scorpy's response, do you think any apology RTVS makes will be enough for you to forgive them? Asking cuz i'm considering not supporting em anymore and ultimately I'm going to defer to the takes of indigenous people on this. Not my place as a white person to forgive them, after all. (Going to ask the other letter authors as well. I understand you're not a spokesperson or nothin)

well uhh personally, i am going to see what they actually have to say. but doing the forgiving is another thing entirely.

i did watch mira's apology on stream just now and ill say their apology is the most i want to see from them.

did not expect this situation to happen at all tho. or even thinking about writing something up for the team to read directly. with my passivity issues, i thought the most i can do is stop looking at anything rtvs when the sponsorship was announced. i did same thing when the original pt thing went on too. tho it felt weird to do. but im still one fan, so i just think about how much can my word really affect anything. still, wayne saying the pt team "apologized" was too egregious for me to ignore. didnt feel great looking back in and seeing not much talk about it since, even from them. but i went into the letter hoping to just help them understand where they failed. i already felt like theyll see our criticism as just more weird expectations fans have of them, but at best i thought explaining where we're coming from would do something.

its been a wacky ride this past weekend. some of us were hopeful for this bigger statement they said were in the works at first, but then wayne's "final statement", how he was talking to Moe, and the general attitude of wayne, mike (him especially the fuck was that-), and mira. (and recks for forwarding that message and missing the point. the work you do got you at least 50 people that will gladly give you money than any of us will have. but dont say we're the ones putting you on pedestals when we try acknowledging when you make mistakes)

it all was entirely unacceptable. i feel bad i couldnt join to at least help with the convo, but i commend Moe for being able to explain themselves well throughout the whole thing. its not up to me on how he comes to his decision about rtvs. but for me, continuing on with them having acted like that to someones face just makes me too uncomfortable. there's certainly trust lost here. im seeing the other writers be more open to their apologies and i am too. i wanna hear what rtvs has to say. but going around as a fan again is an indefinite possibility. im not that much of an optimist and forgiveness is new to me. its just a me thing tho and this is the conclusion im coming to. uhh end of thoughts :v

tldr; im open to their apology and approach for the future. want them to change to make a better example for their community. but me making the decision to forgive and seeing anything more about rtvs will be indefinite, unfortunately. but i can only promise ill give it time.

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

NY headcanon post!! <3

Headcanons:

-scrawny sad angy cat man

-the tallest of their brothers, around 5'10

-he's also the youngest sibling cuz I said so <3

-he/him, they/them pronouns

-would absolutely be the biggest sweetheart if life for him wasn't the entire "r/f*ckyouinparticular" subreddit

-he's usually nice when he wants to be, which doesn't happen to often (it does but he doesn't know how to express it)

-it's pretty much agreed by the whole fandom that he's 10 cats in a trench coat right? Thought so.

-^loves headpats, head scratches, chin scratches, pets, and all that jazz and will lay in your lap and purr. (That sounds weird but oh well I am weird-)

-^climbs on everything. They're really good at it too. If theyre being chased by one of their brothers or friends (they have those??? 😨😱), theyll find the nearest tall object (like a tree. Or the fridge. Or the vents.) and climb it/into it.

-^is always protecting their stomach like a damn cat. If he's fully relaxed and laying down around you and not tense and curled up, consider getting a lottery ticket cuz you sir/ma'am/Mx. are lucky as hell.

-^has claws, but has almost no idea how to use them. He just knows to swing and hope they hit their target.

-^✨fangs✨

-he's actually very good at cooking and loves cooking for people! Though as for themself, it's either nothing, a cup of coffee, or some random thing he finds.

-*points* AUTISM. ADHD. PTSD. DPD. BPD. DEPRESSION. ANXIETY. PANIC DISORDER. GO TAKE YOUR MEDS NEW YORK BEFORE I BEAT YOUR A-

-I'm very nice to them and I've given him: anemia, insomnia, an iron deficiency, and asthma, as well as misaligned leg bones (courtesy of England and my f*cked up brain) and chronic bodily pains (courtesy of me projecting)

-doesn't know what sleep is.

-will sleep when hell freezes over

-sunbathes in the sunlight like a damn cat tho.

-cannot handle being pinned down in any circumstance. It gives him BAD flashbacks.

-will snuggle up to the OG13 and Main 6 any day, but ESPECIALLY when it's a bad day with his ptsd. They feel safe around the others. And the others will protect him at any cost.

-He has a very hard time figuring out whether or not all the BAD stuff is over :(

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@misery-has-no-company-now @almostangrything @alaskashigh @stawpny <— professional NY simps /lh/silly

[sweetsparadise]

about that ask thats like 'u post lolis!!!'

i think people fail to realize moe entirely as a genre and style is lolicon and its like getting angry at meat in a kfc. they are infact the intrusion getting into something now that is cool and then getting angry at things there since day 1 . pre covid anime community i miss you so much!!!

ur so right cuz im literally jst squeeing over cute moe girls like the rest of thm!!! i jst happen to call loli characters lolis, bc they literally are n theres nothing wrong OR inherently sexual with loli character design!!! u guys literally LIKE IT!!! theyll like it n say "aw wish this wasnt pedobait" like... bro ur literally telling on urself, to like the art, n then imply the art is meant to appeal to pedos...??? im not attracted to thm (or much of anything for that matter cuz this troublesome thing called depression) or attracted to ero chibi art i just.... like them ;_; with junko mizunos art for example, it doesnt come off as something ur meant to get off too despite featuring lotsa titties. i just love an artful mix of ero n kawaii!!!!! like when dudes had pinup posters, u think theyd get a boner looking at em everytime? that they put em up to get off to? no!! pinup is more overtly sexual n even then its main purpose is to be ART appreciating the beauty of the feminine form!!!

so heres my philosophy on erokawa. FIRSTLY the "ero" doesnt have the typical english meaning in the sense that it is MEANT to arouse, just that it involves sexuality or nudity, basically. heres some examples of what i consider n enjoy as erokawa/erochibi (under the read more to be considerate of minors or those who jst dont care to see, but its pretty much only implied nudity)

these characters have no age in my mind (the artist usually doesnt have one in mind either) it doesnt even cross it, ESPECIALLY FOR CHIBIS. i do not think abt the age of a subject unless the artist clearly wants u to. u cld have a chibi grandma n still have ppl calling it a child bc they are so uninformed abt chibi n what it is. they are not even human to me (its literally refered to as super deformation, basically as inhuman n unrealistic as possible) some ppl treat literal drawings as things with agency n act as if they have feelings n thats jst incredibly weird to me, but its fine to be that way as long as u arent imposing it on other ppl. if only we cld all jst live in peace o(╥﹏╥)o

also, this is a long ass post already but i have more to say on ppls hypocrisy. if ur gonna block me for liking erokawa, go ahead n block sanrio too!!! theyve done SOOO many collaborations with artists who then go right back to drawing erokawa, straight up pinup or even hentai (ie their super sonico collab) as well as slightly sexualizing their own characters even. i have pleeeeeenty of evidence of this if anyones intrested lol. i actually have like, at least 5 officially liscensed n approved sanrio drawings embracing panty shots x3 ...anyway thanks to anyone for actually reading this, especially if it makes u reconsider the way u view some things :3 i hope ppl will understand my perspective, but the most i can ask for is that ppl stop accusing me of disgusting things ( ;´ - `;)

[toestalucia]

hiiiii brief event talk like literally only 1 line probably talk. that ppl mightve seen if they managed to read the right post(s) over the yrs cuz im predictable but also.....? ill prob make a longer event post l8r (pretends im normal about ragazzo&cupitan), but i wanna include the event page lines for that.....cuz hekates makes me laugh...... 'why r u leaving' kjbajkbsdbjk..........the continuation of captain simply leaving when ppl get weird

Not to mention recreating the power of the Omnipotent, and most of all… Choice: Being labeled the "singularity." Neruko: Singularity? The captain gives a sheepish smile, as if to sympathize with Neruko's confusion.

its. the wording. that got to me. 'ofc its worded like that it has to be' IT MATTERS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as someone who heavily considers gran disliking being referred to as such. as someone who has told god to the face twice they dont care about fate & intend to keep travelling with lyria & vyrn no matter what. as someone who had to come to face how heavy their life weighs (despite being someone who should be dead). gahhh the distance from the word, the sheepish smile, gran who doesnt understand it still but thats ok cuz at the end of the day........who cares.....they just wanna hang out with their friends........(thinks about the last msq chs) heavens

i had more to say on this topic earlier but. if ure someone who hangs around the crew a lot theyll become more insistent on u referring to them by name or as captain instead, first casually & then increasingly more play-annoyed if u dont change. enough with the terms call them by name. even more so when the term is one they dislike

anyway speaking of grans death that entire part was unreal

Losing one's life at the start of the journey,

gah.............u know when sig got injured i immediately thought of that moment too

[magnoliamyrrh]

nevermind the cigs tho lmao sometimes it drives me nuts thinking about how living in america essentially poisons you. apart from the microplastics and radiation and whatever else everywhere which is wonderful, the food in america has been proven time and time and time again to be so fucked up. even like the same products in europe and the us, in the us theyll have 50 more fucking things bc of the lack of regulations. there is So much shit in the food here which isnt good for anyone and is Literally toxic and at the very least fucks up your gut bacteria which is then linked to about 50 million health things. the sheer amount of overprocessed shit in things and actual chemicals is astonishing. the way even fruits and vegetables have got fucking wax on them?? and theyre grown w god knows what especially if u cant just afford organic things. all the things that are given to farm animals and their deits are fucked. the preservatives and hormones. god damn even the water, u know how much shit is in tap water in the us?? the way rates of stomach cancer are so much higher in the us than in europe. the way you try to buy things like bread and theres so much unnecessary kinds of sugar and oils and whatever else in there

like the list is so long and its so fucked lmao

u know in america they still put white titanium, banned in europe cuz its fucking toxic, on pumpkin seeds? you know 97% of chicken made in america is washed in fucking chlorine? what the fuck

like you can literally try ur best to eat healthy in america and theres still weird shit thats what fuckes me up. growing up poor in romania snacks and fast food and shit like that wasnt a thing. im used to like,, you know an actually balanced died and whatnot. but in america ull b trying to eat fruits vegetables and meat and still get fucked

[crushedsweets]

ej x nurse ann but in a will they won't they flirty friendship kinda way🤭 they are always trying to one up the other when it comes to medical work too so it's like lowkey flirty rivals.. do u see what I'm putting down Sweets?! Long story short I'd let them both operate on me

wait omg i was gonna draw smth for this but its been so long n im tired so i should jsut type.

also it feels so weird to go back to talking abt creeped lore cuz i feel like i have so much information but idk how/if anyone could emember it cuz its been sooo longgggg LOL so if anything is like "??? this isnt canon ???" its cuz my AU is very specific and changed etc etc. CREEPED DISCLAIMER WE ARE SO BACK

OKAY SOOOO. in my au specifically, nurse ann is a fake nurse! she was a red-room sorta cam girl (killed ppl for donos), and used a sexy-nurse-persona to draw in more views!

meanwhile, jack only got a few internships in at hospitals during his masters program before the sacrifice.

i could see jack meeting ann because he's close to Lulu and feels really protective over her. so he'd be guiding lulu back to the hospital one day, holding her hand and being all soft spoken while Lulu goes on her little ghostly rants.

and of course, Ann pops up !!! and she's so beyond horribly annoying!! quickly peering over Lulu's shoulder and being like "hi handsome, youre so tall, whats your name, your voice is so deep" whatever. i think it would embarrass the hell out of jack and he'd just be pretty stiff n awkward. polite, but awkward.

eventually he'd scamper off and ann would tell lulu to "get your little tall friend over here". and maybe it would work, HOWEVER, in my creeped canon, it wouldnt go anywhere beyond jack being like T_T and ann eventually giving up . she wont tim too bad.

HOWEVERRRR, if we diverged from creeped canon(which already diverges from creepypasta canon...) for the sake of ann x EJ...

i think it would be cute if she kept flirting, and he was kinda like Jesus Christ you are beautiful . LMFAOOO. and she picks his brain about college life and just him in general, out of curiosity, while he picks her on....well... being some sort of zombie demon vampire thing.

and she'd love him quietly pulling her apart at the stitches. making quiet little observations and scribbling notes and i think EVENTUALLY, he'd get to the point where he is just being snarky with her. theyll be sassing eachother and bickering and she'll be like "well if you keep talking to me that way im not gonna let you make a single note on me ever again" and he's like "you know that isnt true."

LOL.

WAIT. IM KIND INTO THEM RN WAAAIIIIIITTTTTTT

[mattslolita]

okayyy, so its sports day on monday (dont even cuz what the hell) and this guy has to assign people to do the track or field events. and he asked if id run 800meters! HELLO? i said "yeah yeah, except ive actually broken all my bones and i cant move an inch" ME RUNNING 800? IN UR DREAMS!!!!!! 😝 im not coming in that day otherwise theyll force me to do smth but my mum said what do i say when they ring an say why r u not in. i said tell them ive got a life threatening illness and unfortunate as it is, i cant come in monday but ill be perfectley ok for tuesday!!! LMAO 😭

then this guy whos sorta friends w my bf msgd me on snap saying "yooo" and i said hi and then he told me i looked "rlly pretty" im my recent tiktok 😐 i left him on read so he texted me again and then i replied ignoring it and he started flirting 🤮 i took a ss an sent it to my bf and hthe gy said "i can c u ss you know" and i went "hah, really? never noticed!" (dumbass who doesnt know that??) then he said "yeah whyd u ss tho?" and i sent him a ss of my bf saying hed knock him out if he sees him (anons he is not serious dont attack me please 😉) and he went "all talk, he wont do shit" THEN CARRIED ON SAYING WEIRD SHIT LIKE "have u done it" sorry what? and "the dress u wore to ** party looked rlly good on u" mate i was gonna be the first one knocking him out cuz what the actual fuck? then cuz im basically the fbi i found his mums facebook (i only use it for stalking ppl when my friend need me to 😭) and sent her ss of the stuff and she was basically like shes so sorry and thats disgusting and hes gonna be "fucking dead" when he gets home. LMFAO GOOD! my bf was tryna call him but he blocked him (weirdo) and the thing is he goes to a diff schl so we cant actually say anythin to his face unless we see him out. (which we most defintley can cuz i can use my fbi skills to jus know when he goes out 😊 anons that was also a joke im so sorry) yeah, so how fun!

STOPPP i hate running so much😭😭😭 esp since im not as fast as i used to be either

oh hell nah BLOCK HIS ASS !!!!! WE DON'T NEED NUN OF THAT AROUND HERE !! ewww he gives me creep vibes bro. i hope his momma beat his ass