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essektheylyss · 2 years ago

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It remains so funny to me that Caleb's idea of 'settled' is definitely "stirring up revolutionary talk in the capital like a 19th century philosophy professor while his wanted criminal boyfriend shows up on his front porch once a week in the flimsiest disguise imaginable." Icon shit.

#yes this is a really specific pull. yes I stand by it.#don't @ me.#caleb has more respect for women than a 19th century philosophy professor tho and we all thank god for that.#but also. essek. bby. not even like into the foyer? is this basically the dezran thain disguise??? cuz that's what it sounds like???#do you think ludinus da'leth does not know who is strolling up the front walk?#he absolutely has tabs kept on caleb. he knows babe.#you are small potatoes to him.#(I say. given tiefic. but like....... that's extenuating circumstances lmao. and oh boy does it get worse. :))) )#don't worry about it certainly no implications for the chapter this week none whatsoever :)#caleb widogast #critical role #cr spoilers

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callmegaith · 3 months ago

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i just gotta ask - how exactly did ya get into playing half-life? oh and *slides you this over the table* xd

The short answer: I gave in to peer pressure

The long answer:

I had friends pestering me to play it for years and then HLVRAI was a thing and again friends were like "YOUD LOVE BENREY HES SO YOUR TYPE OF CHARACTER" which was very very true. While designing one of my ocs I remembered Barney hl1 design cuz the specific niche type of character design that I like and was looking for for that oc which made my friends again pester me to play half life so I just did, and well, here we are. It was inevitable.

#asks!#shoutout to my friends who walked me through hl2 cuz im stupid #and my friend joom who taught me how to switch back to ld models from those ugly hq models #and my benrey freaks #and my friend who kept sending me animatics of HLVRAI as a subtle way to get me to watch it #so many more moots than i realized were also into HL and now celebrate my HL brainrot #god bless my community and my buddies theyre the best

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simcardiac-arrested · 1 year ago

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i deserve an honest to god medal for making it home but all i got was this lousy masterpost i need to update

#heeeelp. heeeeehkllpppp #crammerposting #EVERYONE GET DOWN IM ABOUT TO HASHTAG COMPLAIN HASHTAG STRUGGLEPOST #my god #i only walked for like 30 minutes but my back and feet hurt so bad i didnt know if i would even make it home or die in a bush somehwere #and it took me 1 hour in general cuz i kept having to take bench breaks #and im also a starving white woman im soooooooo hungry #for ththe past 7 hours i’ve only had like 5 spoons of rice a bun with chicken and Water #im so damn hungry and tired and now im gonna have to cook lunch myself cuz my brother is asleep #i feel crazy but fuck me if im not gonna make the bangerest spaghetti ever

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supermarine-silvally · 9 months ago

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Con haul!!! I was mostly after stickers for my laptop but found some other cool stuff too heheh ACE HAT ACE HAT ACE HAT

#yes i am now the proud owner of ace's hat #it got a little wet cuz it was raining when i was walking back from the tube but at least it kept my head dry lol #as you can see i love ace a Normal Amount #i bought the robin sticker and the person running the booth threw in zoro for free which was so nice <3 #if you're out there then thank you so much!#i had to get a kacchan too ofc #i was wearing the hat the entire time and was also wearing a yellow dress funny enough so i was lowkey cosplaying yara lol #personal stuff

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bootyful-seventeen · 8 months ago

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Anyone else playing love and deep space cuz I gotta ask if you walked in with a favourite but as you progressed you either got a new fave or you still like the one you first picked but got hit in the face with a frying pan by another character for everything else

#I started off liking Zayne the most cuz I was like Oof a cool and guarded man with pretty eyes? sign me up for that shit #and I kept getting slapped with Rafayel all. the. time. and then after I obtained the ssr memory pair and read book 6 or 7 I switched #and now Xavier is getting me softer now and I’m here like wow the one I walked in with is 3rd 💀💀#fourth if we count the childhood best friend that we saw for like 2 chapters #but before I got sweet on Rafayel I was so mad that his affection bad was at 57 while Zayne was at 49 like bruh was jumping me every time #it was worst with the card pullings cuz he’d ALWAYS appear like bruh let me get those other dudes too cuz they have pretty cards as well 😭😭

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wolvertooth · 9 months ago

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ok so im scrolling thru my photos n its just like--

july 25th, reading origins n me drawing the first draft of lynx😇✨

july 26th, hospital. iv in my arm.

#hospital #LMK WHAT TAGS TO USE IF THIS IS TRIGGERING PLS ):#anyway its amusing to me now that ik it was a. manic episode. and not heat stroke.#the vending machine pic is of me going on a half hour walk in 29 degree heat to the nearest pharmacy #to get fever medication. and fighting for my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!i couldnt even daydream i was focusing so much on surviving #then the next day i called an ambulance anyway lol #am i implying lynx sent me to the hospital?....yea a little. its funny.#goddddd those 3 hospital trips were HELL i had both my arms bandaged after it all cuz they kept fucking up the needle😭😭#i haaaaaate needles but had to endure......to live........

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stonerzelda · 2 years ago

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I love my job but i rally will never understand the phenomenon of when some coworkers/people that work in different departments alongside u like. Decide they dont like u lol. Like i get along with nearly everybody so so so well but there are these 2 ladies that have been so needlessly cold/rude to me and for what. Why would you create a hostile work environment on purpose like does that not just make your own life harder lmao

#theyre nurses too like....idfk what it is theyre treating me like an idiot that doesnt take covid seriously???#i am literally the only person i know that still masks up in public + wven wears gloves if im going to a place that has high touch areas #yet ive been reprimanded twice for wearing gloves in an elevator (i didnt argue bc it was a fair assumption that i was working w cleaning #chemicals even tho i was actually wearing a fresh pair cuz i didnt wanna get my bleeding fingers to stain the sheets of the beds i make #which was pointless to argue w cuz i DIDNT WANNA BE RUDE LOL)#and then again on friday for wearing a cloth mask which Again was fair bc i shouldve been wearing a paper one #but ive been double masking with the paper + cloth now and this bitch is literally ignoring me when i greet her or wish her a good day #like she Rolled Her Eyes at me when i greeted her today WTF?? i still dont even know her name lol #she didnt even introduced herself or say hello or welcome like. she and this other nurse have just decided i suck infinity #i straight up Do Naught Understand like wtf do u gain from being an asshole. i didnt argue i thanked them both for their reminders like.#ok guess ill go fuck myself dam!!!!#ennyways a little worried now cuz i kinda got annoyed when she did that to me today i was just like 'ALRIGHT😐' and kept walking myself lol #whatever rant over sorry its just on my mind cuz its just so unnecessary #theyd know i take this shit seriously if they spent more than 15 seconds acknowledging my existence :/

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tallbluelady · 1 year ago

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S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them? (for Aoife!)

Well, considering her partner is Emet-Selch, it would probably be for the best if Aoife didn't. But she does. She actually gets seduced by the "you will be more powerful after the Rejoining" bit. Though this usually just ends up as her tagging along with him as he tweaks a few things on the Source. But keeping him company seems to really help his mood as they all come closer and closer to the Rejoining, actually! Right until the end at least.

Thanks for the ask!

#ask meme #aoife redbranch #ffxiv emet-selch #it's bad cuz he gets completely fed up with her after the calamity #she got stuck on the void ark #and he had to ask the quad of cope to get her off #and they had all killed his mortal form multiple times #so he wasn't happy then #then she kept wanting to help them and didn't pay enough attention to him #so he walks out on her basically :(#takes a couple hundred year nap before starting garlemald #:(

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paladincecil · 1 year ago

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I opened the window in the spare bedroom while I was cleaning and guess who can fit through even when it's safety locked to barely open -_-

#Socks #cat #my pet #It took an hour for him to come back over to below my window so I could grab him #That was only because one of the outdoor cats that hang out on the street showed up #and Socks kept trying to get at it but obviously couldn't cuz of how high up he was #eventually that cat walked too far for him to see from neighbours roof so he came over #yes I was terrified he would be dumb enough to try and jump from there but it all worked out in the end #and now i know to make sure the bedroom door is closed so he cant sneak out next time i need to open the window

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geneticgoo · 1 year ago

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this is the first turn based game ive ever played and ive also never played dnd so i know literally nothing but my cousin and a friend of ours want me to play with them and i am the dumbest motherfucker i feel so bad for them

#i walked through poison 3 times in one fight #i also kept getting attacked trying to walk by ppl #dont play videogames with me is the lesson here cuz im BAD

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genderfreakxx · 1 year ago

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Anyway a really fucken handsome dude bought me a beer at a concert today so I’m gonna be riding that high for the rest of the year

#I will also be riding the regret of not getting his number god DAMMIT #for some reason in my anxiety riddled mind I thought I’d see him again #MAN #what a doof #he was so sweet and cool and he had an MCR tattoo cuz he saw them at their fucken warped tour what the FUCK #blithering on #oh and also at my work earlier a girl KEPT asking me out but it was the opposite of a good time I was like fucken girl STOP #and then as I was walking home the worlds tiniest white man in basketball shorts passed me on my way out of a gas station and said #‘how ya doin beautiful’#it was 1am #anyway. big day for my ego.#dude at concert has me on cloud nine tho I really seriously feel bad for just like. leaving.#his name was Casey #the person he was with also seemed incredibly cool but I don’t know if I got her name which I also feel bad about ;-;

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puppys-rhythm-heaven · 2 years ago

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rhythm heaven is perfect for adhd. it produces very much dopamine i think. maybe. what does dopamine feel like-

#puppy rambles #rhythm hell #i mean i hyperfocus when i play rhythm heaven. n usually end up not breathing for extended periods of time #as someone wisely said. in a remix 10 perfect you either fail the roll in night walk or die from suffocation #tbh in theory the medley remixes aren't even that hard. they're just so long #i think that's more so the hard part of perfecting them. they're so long and there's lots of places to mess up #if you're not good at one game it could completely fuck the whole perfect up for you #fun fact: one time i got a remix 10 perfect up to flipper-flop. then my moms came home and then i fucked it up #i can consistently get to fork lifter usually. that's when it all falls apart-#at one point i had to make myself stop holding the b-button down at the end of the flock step part #cuz it kept making me fuck up at built to scale #that may've been when i was trying to pass/superb it. idk #i've superbed every rhythm heaven game. except polyrhythm 2. my moms had to do polyrhythm 2 for me #and its grading is wack so they superbed it #my moms are great #i got bon odori stuck in their heads from playing tengoku gfgfgfgfbf #i should play tengoku more. gba sp don't have headphone jack tho 😔#and it's my mom's and she doesn't want me to play it in my room or anything 😔#also i say tengoku but it's silver. it's the fan translation. the fan translation #that inexplicably has the official nintendo seal on the cartridge vfvfbgbv-#no i'm not kidding it seriously has the official nintendo seal on the cartridge. i have no idea why #that's one of my prized possessions btw. alongside owning a physical copy of fever and a physical copy of ds #i got ds with its box and manual for like $70. i have the box displayed hgvgvgvg-

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aria0fgold · 2 years ago

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ive been going around the house looking for a really strong fragrant scent. it smells good but where is it coming from??? it was my hair. ive been walking around for several minutes until i realized it was coming from my hair.

#aria rants #ive never smelled a scent like it before #in the house so i was really confused #each time i walk it just kept getting stronger #turns out it was cuz the wind hitting my hair #used a new shampoo today and it has quite the strong scent

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the-crafting-gremlin · 27 days ago

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I love my coworkers so much. (For many reasons, including that they're all genuinely pretty good people, open and accepting, and funny.)

One of them and her husband are going to a metal concert this weekend, and it turns out that our manager is going with his oldest daughter because they're also fans of this band. The one coworker commented that she wonders what people must think when they hear about the different concerts she's gone to this year since its kind of a weird variety--an old folky-country singer who's mostly only popular with older people (in their mid 50's and up; she and her sister were the youngest there by quite a bit, in their late 20's and early 30's respectively), Taylor Swift, and now a metal band.

Another coworker piped up, "That's why I like you; your music tastes are eclectic. You're poly-jam-orous!"

I about died laughing, y'all. Her pun game is on point, as usual.

#not knitting #not crafting #puns #personal #its so nice to have coworkers who all get along #the team i had when i first started mostly got along but after we lost half of them at once because of the old manager it went downhill #and it seemed like everyone who got brought on for a while was super conservative and racist and religious #if they thought someone was making a joke about their religion or brought up politics they didn't agree with they cried to the manager #it didn't matter if they were part of the conversation or not #it didn't matter if they only heard part of the conversation and took it out of context #they didn't even bother talking to the three of us remaining before they got offended and cried that they were being discriminated against #those were also the laziest most entitled bunch that ever worked in my department #never wanted to work and always wanted the three of us to cover for them but gods forbid one of us has an emergency and needs them to help #suddenly 'kids these days' and 'no one wants to work' and 'some of us have lives you know we can't always cover for you'#boomer mindset on all of them #i damn near quit because i was tired of their shit but i held on out of spite since they clearly didn't like me #i kept the mindset that 'im not trapped here with you. y'all are trapped here with ME'#literally stayed late with no complaints to cover for one of them for a week at a time 3 months in a row so she could go on fancy vacations #and when i asked her to come in early for me once because i was puking my guts out from a migraine she bitched that she was tired of #covering for me all the time and refused to come in half an hour early. i had to come in to open and leave once a couple more people were i #she'd been there for literally only 4 months at that point and had already been on those 3 vacations which were planned AFTER she got hired #and i hadn't missed a day of work the entire time she'd been there so she had never had to cover for me. or for the other two who remained.#all that to say im very thankful for my current team #we communicate and are willing to help cover or switch shifts and even though we come from different walks of life everyone is respectful #no one acts like theyre better than everyone else like fancy vacation bitch did (cuz she was a rich white conservative christian lady)#it also doesn't hurt that im no longer the only queer in the office and most of the current team is also crafty #we hype each other's work up and share supplies and tools if someone needs it #and then weve got the puns #so many awful puns and dad jokes and its the best

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ace-with--a-mace · 3 months ago

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removing your wisdom teeth is actually not that bad

#i was sosososo paranoid id out myself to my mom or she'd pry or something horrible was gonna happen #the dr told me that after they woke me up i just kept falling asleep. they were asking me for my name and if im feeling okay and stuff #and id just fall asleep mid sentence. car ride home?? i fell asleep. i dont remember walking out the car to my bed and i was loopy all day #but mostly slept it off. the swelling is down my gums are healed theres no hole im a ok bro #i was afraid for 8 years cuz of the collins key video where devan got his teeth out. but it was okay #i did go back today cuz the dr wanted to checkup on me and was like “yeah 1-2% of ppl get an infection where their face swells up” HELLO #i thought i was done but i took my meds and my antibiotics and i think if i say it to people that i fear im in that % then it wont come true #like yknow when u tell ppl somethiny great is gonna happen in ur life ans then it falls apart?? like that.#fingies and toes crossed tho #l speaks #shut up l #ranting in the tags because i can

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hecksupremechips · 6 months ago

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Pissy cuz I got re2 on my switch like a damn moron without really properly reading the description and it’s a version that requires internet connection to run and so I couldn’t even fight the first zombie cuz of how awful the game was cutting out 😭

#the klock keeps ticking #the good news is the game was on sale and i didnt spend actual money cuz i had funds from a gift card #but like. i still wasted 15 gift card dollars that i couldve used for a game that didnt need internet to work #i am such a fooool why didnt i read the description it like said it in big letters REQUIRES INTERNET TO WORK #i was just so excited to see the pretty leon and the pretty claire 🥺#maybe if i go somewhere with good internet i can try again aksjka but yeah lol trying it here is hopeless #our internet is sooo bad i was playing as leon and it starts with the gas station convenience store #couldnt walk and move the camera it was very laggy and the game kept flashing at me like BAD CONNECTION GRRRRRR #then when i went to shoot the funny zombie like damn i must hold the world record for worst attempt at a tutorial enemy ever #i obviously couldnt aim cuz the zombie was moving and everything i did was lagging behind and also when i went to shoot #i literally get possessed and just shot all my bullets at the wall like what the hell whyd i do that 😭#so yeah my fear of playing these games cuz i dont think id be very good at them is more than justified aljdks #im still upset though like i wanted to play this game dammit this sucks #idk why the switch version is like that it sucks and i am mad and angy 👺

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