#cuz that broke me
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when your wife makes you taste a meatball for the first time in your life together, and your whole body stops working because holy fuck, THIS is what they’re supposed to taste like?????
#my wife#context: my wife is an incredible cook and always has been#whereas I grew up in a huge family so most of my food was fairly…bland and often from frozen beginnings#so for MONTHS or even years she’s been like ‘I wanna make meatballs’ and I’ve been like ‘ehhh I don’t love those’#and I just. um. will stop arguing with her on ANY food items for the rest of time#cuz that broke me#(she’s pairing it with homemade tomato sauce that I have branded Top Surgery Tomato Sauce)#(because she made it for the best chicken parm of my life the night before surgery)#(and. yeah. marry someone who can cook if you can’t. it’s life changing. that is all.)
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girls & their skin suits
#simblr#nina caliente#my sims#dina caliente#it amuses me to no end that thier alien form looks like tavflayer#you know what thats what they are to me a little as aliens mindflayers#btw its a costume bc fuck me if i have to make an actual alien in this game#had to give them plastic surgery cuz no ea lashes broke :(
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F5VE | RURI ★ 真夜中のドア/ Stay With Me (COVER)
#jpop#jpopedit#jpopgifs#jpopnetedit#japaneseartistsinc#japanese music#jmusic#jmusicedit#dailywomen#dailymusicqueens#femaleidol#femaleidolsedit#ggnet#musicedit#f5ve#sg5#f5veedit#f5ve*ruri#kawamoto ruri#川本璃#ldh#ldh japan#ldhedit#mine*gifs#mine*f5ve#took me so long to upload this cuz ps broke a couple times in the middle of making it#it couldn't handle ruri's perfection
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sex pervert, sex pervert, your mum on a very interesting night out
starring @postoctobrist @theabigailthorn & Devon
#please forgive me if i've forgotten or messed up on accessories i was not actually at the liveshows cuz i'm a broke yank#i also don't know if November was referring to herself or Abi on the night 3 iteration of this joke. but i chose to interpret it as Abi#kill james bond#kjb#kjb podcast#abigail thorn#november kelly#devon.#my art#just squirrelly things
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#persona 5 royal#persona 5#goro akechi#my favorite butch#i lost line weight privileges cuz my apple pencil broke unfortunately#THAT WILL NOT STOP ME FROM DRAWING MY GIRLFRIEND THOUGH!!!!
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#going through the worst depression rn but these two mfs are keeping me sane#the 2.2 preview kinda broke me cuz i always liked their dynamic but man#shoutout to those JHJ twt accounts that are so passionate theyve single handedly converted me#jingheng#hengjing#oh jing yuan the man that you are#honkai star rail
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y’know, I’ll never blame kylar for genuinely tweaking the fuck out whenever you admit to preferring whitney over them because sure, they might be some greasy loser freak that regularly bathes in your sweat and piss n shit, but.. WHITNEY?? THE BULLY??? the one actively beating you up for not giving them head just cuz’ it’s already hard enough as it is — I mean, you’re an orphan with a shit caretaker, another debt to busy yourself with and now you have this little fuck that has the audacity to snatch your precious time away for some fags, being raped by a dog and whatever the fuck they’ve got going on else.
it’s one thing to like the bitch that mistreats you, but a blonde man? (exceptions can be made for f! whitney.) no. you’re just crossing the line here. I’d be actively going to church just to pray on this motherfucker’s downfall, I’d be in shambles, tearing my fucking hair and nails out cuz’ my crush likes a mean BITCH over me. fatter cock than them, better personality, that’s for sure and yet, they choose ‘em over someone who’d worship the ground you walk on. why would I waste my time for a masochist SLUT. an absolute WHORE. kylar, it’s time to move on. you stand no chance if the person you’re pining over is deranged too. it’s fine, people somehow like piss colored hair more.
#this is a joke btw. just in case#saying this knowing whitney is my favorite#it says a lot#though what broke me in was the closet scene#and little shiver when they kiss you#ok I’ll admit it I like them cuz they’re blonde and slutty. whatever man.#is a man in the wrong for liking a bad bitch?#dol#kylar the loner#whitney the bully#asher is.. on something
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❆ The real me, feeling stuck in the throat, is empurpling ❆
#project sekai#pjsekai#project sekai colorful stage#hatsune miku colorful stage#prsk#pjsk#prsk fa#pjsekai fanart#mafuyu asahina#25 ji nightcord de#nightcord at 25:00#25ji mafuyu#niigo mafuyu#finally a drawing with actual lineart (dont get very used to it lol)#(its just cuz this mafuyu event broke me sm <3)#digital art#my art#art
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happy (belated) valentine's day!
#please go and listen to waylon jenning's lovin' her was easier while looking at this pls and FEEL THE LOVE#cuz joel sings waylon to tess a lot#this might me valentine's day morning or any other morning in jackson#joel tries to leave their bed but tess is too persistent so they are always late to something#sunny mornings in wyoming sure look perfect#that bedframe is broken but u cant see obviously:D#tommy looked at him funny when joel mentioned they need a new bedframe because *cough cough* it broke down outta nowhere *cough cough*#silly sunny sweet domestic fluff and nothing more#tess servopoulos#joel miller#tess tlou#joel tlou#tessjoel#tess lives#joel x tess#i know i promised “dance with me” but i did it twice and tried to fix it twice and it still doesn't look right but im working on it
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Regular reminder that sudden and severe weight loss is a pretty serious sign that something is very, very wrong
#weight#weight loss#brought to you by the realisation today that my hips are currently smaller than my fucking waist usually is#it’s summer and i’ve been walking the hill a lil more but damn that’s not fucking good#and before anyone even THINKS ‘i wish i had this problem’ i guarantee you do not#cuz it comes from 2 hour bathroom trips that are screamingly painful#and the arbitrary inability to eat literally anything#which often crops up right before i sit down to eat something#and i mean i can wait it out and eat late but it’s really goddamn annoying#and none of my goddamn clothes fit AGAIN i’m way out of even my smallest stuff#my broke ass is not buying new shit and if i make any cosplay to fit me now it’ll be way too small when i’m back in remission 😤#gotta get the goddamn meal replacement shakes again and see if i can process those#they are GROSS#gym bros are lying to you#they all suck#and i need to do em along with regular meals cuz i’m not gonna get enough from either#luckily i also have chronically low blood pressure so frenchfries are medicinal on both levels#this may also explain my resting heartrate being around 120bpm in my opinion#but no one’s ever really discussed it
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Judith ward versus her daughter... carbon copies...also switched to dx11 :)))
#simblr#my sims#judith ward#i screamed!!!#working on a new cas preset now that gshade can FINALLY load idk abt sharing it tho#its basically a frankenbaby of seph's iris and my dream preset cuz both broke on me when fiddling around w reshade so i had to go back :/#anyways i want to nuke my mods folder#found several body sliders in a build buy folder i got from REDACTED for REDACTEDS tuscany villa lot like why would u do this to meeeeee
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Wally makes sure Barbra is okay after the breakup (Nightwing vol 2 #88)
#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#nightwing comics#Wally west#dickbabs#barbra gordon#dick and Wally#ik im a shitty person cuz I’d be pissed man#like excuse me????#she broke up with me and ur having a drink with her????#absolutely not bro#kuddos to dick man
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spoilers ahead for one of the scenes!
me and my level 100 pokemon about to beat up the pokemon version of team rocket (actual asshole version)
#THIS TOOK ME 9 HOURS. IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY. BUT ITS WORTH IT CUZ ITS ONE OF THE FIRST TEAL MASK COMICS HERE SOOOOO ✌️✌️✌️#ogerpon. absolute baby. will beat up anyone who wants to hurt this child. ESPECIALLY these bitches.#im broke so i didnt buy the dlc in time but i WILL soon!!!!! soon.....! i stayed up until 2 am for this!!!!!!!#i find it funny that munkidori litteraly falls on its butt when you beat it i litteraly pointed and laughed at it for being a pissbaby#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon scvi#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarvio#pokemon scarvi#pokemon scarlet and violet dlc#the teal mask#teal mask#okidogi#munkidori#fenzandipiti#pokemon sv#garchomp#pokemon dlc#the teal mask spoilers#teal mask spoilers#already hyped up for part 2#the core art tag
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THIS WHOLE SCENE IS SO FUNNY
#first of all why does frank call scaredy bat#scaredy has no idea whats happening😭#they both think to call skull boy😇#scaredy thinks of misery🥺#the way misery answers the phone😭#skull boy checking his nails he's so adorable🫠#ITS A PARTY LINE like frank already forgot why they're on the phone#and of course the best part#everyone's reaction to skull boy telling misery to meet him in his room😭😳😳#it was just a very adult joke that kinda surprised me#and well not to mention them trying to get ruby and iris back together cuz they broke up😢💔#ruby gloom
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Hanichi but Ichimatsu has a partner who vibes are 'Eats like a broke college student' And drinks 2 liter soda straight from the bottle.
#smoredraws#osmt#ichimatsu#oc honno#hanichi#i was saving this in the hanichi doodle page but I REALLY WANTED TO SHARE IT cuz i think its funny#cause Honno never went to college....yet they eat like a broke college student and Ichimatsu is like has to make sure they eat healthy#which is funny cuz idk Honno...doesn't have much of a healthy diet....yet still somehow functions normal#since also Honno lives alone they just been used to just drinking soda from the bottle like the liter sodas cause like#'I'm home alone and not like anyone else is gonna be drinking this but me' + bought it with my money type shit#but when they start dating Ichimatsu and when he stays overs/sleepover first time he goes 'USE A CUP!!' after seeing them drink 2 liter sod#Honno name jumpscare cracks me up#wanna draw moree but gotta sleeppp so gnnnn
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long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:
saiki kusuo
teruhashi kokomi
kaido shun
saiko metori
imu rifuta
nail biters club:
kuboyasu aren
yumehara chiyo
arisu makino
suzumiya hii
nendo riki
aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)
(formerly) kaido shun
(formerly) toritsuka reita
(formerly) akechi touma
normal short nails 🙄:
hairo kineshi
mera chisato
satou hiroshi
toritsuka reita
akechi touma
#idk why i made this its just funny to me#i was just looking at how long my nails are rn and this came to mind#i think akechi bit his nails as a kid and then learned how much bacteria is there and snapped out of it so quick#ur gonna have to trust me on aiura cuz i just know.#she has to constantly resist the urge to bite off her press-ons but theyre a little tougher than normal nails so she still chews on em a li#kaido used to bite his nails BAD but he broke the habit a while after he started painting them#cuz swallowing nail polish constantly is really annoying and gross and DEFINITELY wasnt making him choke or anything noo shhh#im not rlly sure of my reasoning with toritsuka.. i just know#i couldn't decide for kusuke tbh cuz i feel like he just doesnt give a shit#but for him does that mean he would just let them grow out forever or that he would just bite them tf off ?#he would probably need short nails for all the hand work he does though so#maybe he maintains them normally but only for that reason#we all know he doesnt take care of himself so he wouldnt do it if he didnt need to#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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