#cuz that broke me
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when your wife makes you taste a meatball for the first time in your life together, and your whole body stops working because holy fuck, THIS is what they’re supposed to taste like?????
#my wife#context: my wife is an incredible cook and always has been#whereas I grew up in a huge family so most of my food was fairly…bland and often from frozen beginnings#so for MONTHS or even years she’s been like ‘I wanna make meatballs’ and I’ve been like ‘ehhh I don’t love those’#and I just. um. will stop arguing with her on ANY food items for the rest of time#cuz that broke me#(she’s pairing it with homemade tomato sauce that I have branded Top Surgery Tomato Sauce)#(because she made it for the best chicken parm of my life the night before surgery)#(and. yeah. marry someone who can cook if you can’t. it’s life changing. that is all.)
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girls & their skin suits
#simblr#nina caliente#my sims#dina caliente#it amuses me to no end that thier alien form looks like tavflayer#you know what thats what they are to me a little as aliens mindflayers#btw its a costume bc fuck me if i have to make an actual alien in this game#had to give them plastic surgery cuz no ea lashes broke :(
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“RUN CYBER RUN!!!”
collab with @simminginstars SHARRKKSSSSSS!!!
#floyd cyprus#draco almond#noee by simminginstars#lee by simminginstars#(AU) Four outsiders in a dystopian sci-fi city surviving against the world#I freaking enjoyed doing this SO MUCH RHWHAGA thank you friend & for your brain🙂↕️ cuz#this idea surprisingly made me cooked smth delicious hehehe~#*context* the noise they made in question; they freaking broke the fishes glass OOOP#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 edit#sims 4 edit#ts4 cyberpunk#<heavyly inspired lowkey#sims 4 cyberpunk#ts4 scifi#sims 4 scifi
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F5VE | RURI ★ 真夜中のドア/ Stay With Me (COVER)
#jpop#jpopedit#jpopgifs#jpopnetedit#japaneseartistsinc#japanese music#jmusic#jmusicedit#dailywomen#dailymusicqueens#femaleidol#femaleidolsedit#ggnet#musicedit#f5ve#sg5#f5veedit#f5ve*ruri#kawamoto ruri#川本璃#ldh#ldh japan#ldhedit#mine*gifs#mine*f5ve#took me so long to upload this cuz ps broke a couple times in the middle of making it#it couldn't handle ruri's perfection
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sex pervert, sex pervert, your mum on a very interesting night out
starring @postoctobrist @theabigailthorn & Devon
#please forgive me if i've forgotten or messed up on accessories i was not actually at the liveshows cuz i'm a broke yank#i also don't know if November was referring to herself or Abi on the night 3 iteration of this joke. but i chose to interpret it as Abi#kill james bond#kjb#kjb podcast#abigail thorn#november kelly#devon.#my art#just squirrelly things
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#persona 5 royal#persona 5#goro akechi#my favorite butch#i lost line weight privileges cuz my apple pencil broke unfortunately#THAT WILL NOT STOP ME FROM DRAWING MY GIRLFRIEND THOUGH!!!!
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#going through the worst depression rn but these two mfs are keeping me sane#the 2.2 preview kinda broke me cuz i always liked their dynamic but man#shoutout to those JHJ twt accounts that are so passionate theyve single handedly converted me#jingheng#hengjing#oh jing yuan the man that you are#honkai star rail
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y’know, I’ll never blame kylar for genuinely tweaking the fuck out whenever you admit to preferring whitney over them because sure, they might be some greasy loser freak that regularly bathes in your sweat and piss n shit, but.. WHITNEY?? THE BULLY??? the one actively beating you up for not giving them head just cuz’ it’s already hard enough as it is — I mean, you’re an orphan with a shit caretaker, another debt to busy yourself with and now you have this little fuck that has the audacity to snatch your precious time away for some fags, being raped by a dog and whatever the fuck they’ve got going on else.
it’s one thing to like the bitch that mistreats you, but a blonde man? (exceptions can be made for f! whitney.) no. you’re just crossing the line here. I’d be actively going to church just to pray on this motherfucker’s downfall, I’d be in shambles, tearing my fucking hair and nails out cuz’ my crush likes a mean BITCH over me. fatter cock than them, better personality, that’s for sure and yet, they choose ‘em over someone who’d worship the ground you walk on. why would I waste my time for a masochist SLUT. an absolute WHORE. kylar, it’s time to move on. you stand no chance if the person you’re pining over is deranged too. it’s fine, people somehow like piss colored hair more.
#this is a joke btw. just in case#saying this knowing whitney is my favorite#it says a lot#though what broke me in was the closet scene#and little shiver when they kiss you#ok I’ll admit it I like them cuz they’re blonde and slutty. whatever man.#is a man in the wrong for liking a bad bitch?#dol#kylar the loner#whitney the bully#asher is.. on something
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❆ The real me, feeling stuck in the throat, is empurpling ❆
#project sekai#pjsekai#project sekai colorful stage#hatsune miku colorful stage#prsk#pjsk#prsk fa#pjsekai fanart#mafuyu asahina#25 ji nightcord de#nightcord at 25:00#25ji mafuyu#niigo mafuyu#finally a drawing with actual lineart (dont get very used to it lol)#(its just cuz this mafuyu event broke me sm <3)#digital art#my art#art
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happy (belated) valentine's day!
#please go and listen to waylon jenning's lovin' her was easier while looking at this pls and FEEL THE LOVE#cuz joel sings waylon to tess a lot#this might me valentine's day morning or any other morning in jackson#joel tries to leave their bed but tess is too persistent so they are always late to something#sunny mornings in wyoming sure look perfect#that bedframe is broken but u cant see obviously:D#tommy looked at him funny when joel mentioned they need a new bedframe because *cough cough* it broke down outta nowhere *cough cough*#silly sunny sweet domestic fluff and nothing more#tess servopoulos#joel miller#tess tlou#joel tlou#tessjoel#tess lives#joel x tess#i know i promised “dance with me” but i did it twice and tried to fix it twice and it still doesn't look right but im working on it
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Regular reminder that sudden and severe weight loss is a pretty serious sign that something is very, very wrong
#weight#weight loss#brought to you by the realisation today that my hips are currently smaller than my fucking waist usually is#it’s summer and i’ve been walking the hill a lil more but damn that’s not fucking good#and before anyone even THINKS ‘i wish i had this problem’ i guarantee you do not#cuz it comes from 2 hour bathroom trips that are screamingly painful#and the arbitrary inability to eat literally anything#which often crops up right before i sit down to eat something#and i mean i can wait it out and eat late but it’s really goddamn annoying#and none of my goddamn clothes fit AGAIN i’m way out of even my smallest stuff#my broke ass is not buying new shit and if i make any cosplay to fit me now it’ll be way too small when i’m back in remission 😤#gotta get the goddamn meal replacement shakes again and see if i can process those#they are GROSS#gym bros are lying to you#they all suck#and i need to do em along with regular meals cuz i’m not gonna get enough from either#luckily i also have chronically low blood pressure so frenchfries are medicinal on both levels#this may also explain my resting heartrate being around 120bpm in my opinion#but no one’s ever really discussed it
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wip
#world of warcraft#anduin wrynn#its a wip but i dunno when ill finish it cuz i got other stuff to work on and im so tired#my pen broke then my pc broke and those got fixed and now my cat is fucking broke why he do that#my favorite flavor of art is mentally ill artist expressing all their raw emotions in a messy piece about The Thing they love and#if thats the art you want to make then i want to see it please#it means the world to me to see others who understand me in that way#sometimes im afraid it's cringe and stupid but then someone leaves a nice tag or comment and i think#its all worth it for that#aNYWAY im pretty happy with how cataAnduin looks the rest of them look a lil wonky tho#also unsure if the dark stain should be completely dark or if i should leave the slightest hint of an eye
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Judith ward versus her daughter... carbon copies...also switched to dx11 :)))
#simblr#my sims#judith ward#i screamed!!!#working on a new cas preset now that gshade can FINALLY load idk abt sharing it tho#its basically a frankenbaby of seph's iris and my dream preset cuz both broke on me when fiddling around w reshade so i had to go back :/#anyways i want to nuke my mods folder#found several body sliders in a build buy folder i got from REDACTED for REDACTEDS tuscany villa lot like why would u do this to meeeeee
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Got a boring ah lecture and drew my wife
#he made miley into a desert (she deserves it)#yttd#midori yttd#kai yttd#kai satou#my beloved ♥️ ❤️#i hate midori so much i stabbed his face multiple time (but it didn't harm him cuz my pencil broke AHHHHHH I HATE YOU#punches him and put Xs in his face#also drew him without a reference cuz i hate to look at his face GRRRR#oh and the fact that my oc share the same hair color and eyes lol#i love me my dead eyes homies(wifes)
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man i love it that my mom's a teacher, not only can i ace chem and bio classes without even trying, i also get to hear drama
#ʚ♡ɞ ¡shooting stars! ʚ♡ɞ#the girl i broke my teeth w got w this 1 guy the same age as me (shes 2 years younger btw but only a grade younger somehow)#not good cuz he SUCKS
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Wally makes sure Barbra is okay after the breakup (Nightwing vol 2 #88)
#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#nightwing comics#Wally west#dickbabs#barbra gordon#dick and Wally#ik im a shitty person cuz I’d be pissed man#like excuse me????#she broke up with me and ur having a drink with her????#absolutely not bro#kuddos to dick man
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