#cuz it's funny

[dorkycreature-89]

this fuckin sent me 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I DEMAND MORE DEMON SIBLING FIGHTS

[beautyofattolia]

Bianca: Do any of you have any healthy outlets?

Enid: Screaming.

Tyler: Murder.

Ajax: Drugs.

Wednesday: Fire.

Bianca: Okay, so we have “screaming.”

[loonylooly]

Just thinking about how Celaena Sardothien gets her hair, nails, and eyebrows done, goes to dance class, plays the piano, goes to the theatre and attends parties. Kind of iconic. Like it's definitely a huge tonal difference from like...all the other books, where getting your hair and nails done and going to dance class is definitely not something you'd think is possible... but like... I can let it slide cuz it's iconic (spoilers below btw)

like you go from Celaena going to dance class regularly to slavery to murder to living in a castle with fae and shit to murder and jailbreaks to war to jail to war again to being a queen LIKE HUH it does not match BUT ITS OK CUZ ICONIC IDK

It just kinda shifts from "things a modern highschool girl does" to "First of her name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains" i mean Queen of Terrasen

[matchbet-allofthetime]

Sometimes I remember suddenly that Destiny 2's like, most common character selection is Exo Hunter. And that's what I first played and what I'll always play, right? Whole oc and everything

And people shit on it a lot saying it's so overdone. Whatever. I'm having fun, you're having fun, who cares?

But what amuses the shit outta me is when people complain about the abilities or whatever Hunters use to do damage or whatever, meanwhile my Exo Hunter straight up is just beating the FUCK outta everyone

Epitome of "OH WORM???" *accidentally kills god in a waffle house parking lot*

[shittygaypornmagazine]

so, how's the "will they won't they" thing with your parent's divorce going?

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[deeptravelerdelusion]

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#horseposting

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tags to fucking mute if you haven't already

#wojaj i mean #wojak

[spookberry]

post trick or treating activity

[amygdalae]

big fan of the semi-recurring bit where they wait to see if Laios gets poisoned before they start eating

[blu-ish]

Another days work for SuperSonic Nikki

[joshuamj]

Hero.

[dreadfuldevotee]

The way the everyone talks about Assad is truly hilarious to me. Rolin Jones keeps throwing him into the deep end just because he believes in his ability. Eric and Luke agree that Assad is soooo nice and sweet but gets scary as fuck when he gets in-front of that camera. Sam saying watching him perform is "spine tingling".

And then you hear from Assad and he's just all "I was shitting myself the entire time, idk what I'm doing"

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been convicted on .75 felonies” factoid isn’t true. average US president has been convicted on 0 felonies. Felonies Donld, who has been convicted on 34, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

[saewokhrisz]

sometimes i think im funny

og under cut

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[facts-i-just-made-up]

can you give me a made up fact in haiku form?

No, that's more of a Haikubot thing. I'd not tread upon their gimmick.