#cursed ship game

[abyssalmermaiden]

cursed ship!!! mikoto from the ivalice raid questline

Can a brilliant aetherologist and a dumb jock fall in love?

alkdjfklsjafkdl this isn't cursed this is actually really cute. Unlikely, but not impossible to happen in some other timeline.

Then again, I'm being haunted by images of them cuddling while Mikoto talks about her latest research and Aryaille is dozing off happily enjoying the sound of her voice. And the opportunities for Aryaille to be protective of her during the Bozja quests... (for the purpose of this exercise we are ignoring Mikoto's canon crush on Cid)

Mikoto would need a stepstool to kiss Aryaille (she's 4'8" and Aryaille is 6'3") Pocket sized girlfriend full of courage and conviction who she can bring around the world for research and just enjoying each new place

Anon, I'm sorry you have failed the assignment. Thank you! <3

[lynxindisguise]

hi this might sound silly but the cursed ship game you did a while ago on your blog genuinely helped me find motivation to write. I've started just randomly picking a few marauders era characters and a setting and thinking about how I could write a silly one shot out of this and it's so freeing to create fanfiction outside of fandom and simply for your own pleasure, which is something I wasn't really aware of before. Like genuinely 18 yo me would be sent into cardiac arrest if told i would ever write Marlene/Evan fairytale aus

awww anon this makes me so happy, thank you for telling me!! I'm so unbelievably glad that my silly little game motivated you to write for pleasure.

as much as I love the community aspect of fandom, there's definitely something to be said for playing in the sandbox alone, and cursed ships/crackships can be so helpful for encouraging raw creativity! I definitely judge myself/my writing less when I'm writing cursed ships because I'm already starting from a place of absurdity (but also flexing a lot of practical creative muscles when I ask myself 'okay but how do I make this one work?')

happy writing! <3

[placeboelysium]

The yaoi of all time

[theoddholloway]

Armin: but somehow he gains a modicum of confidence and starts to create ship names for everyone he knows…

Someone stop him he’s literally disrupting the space-time continuum!

He’s too powerful…

[hamletthedane]

I hate dating apps I need to meet the love of my life more organically*

*in hand-to-hand combat before the great walls of the City of Troy

[amazingmsme]

Jamie x Brienne shippers rise up

[ectoplasmer]

MOST NORMAL THING EVER but like… holding your f/o’s hand… running your thumb over their knuckles and feeling the dips and rises of their bones… resting your fingertips in the spaces between their knuckles and feeling like you’re completing them, filling in the empty spots… pressing your palm together with theirs and feeling the way they slide into place perfectly and the warmth that radiates from their hand over time… aaaaaa

[rewritingcanon]

Gimme that opinion on Drastoria 🫰🫰🫰

as you wish pookinator 🫡

i know we have not a lot of information on astoria as a person, but the info we do have makes so much sense to me why draco fell so deeply in love with her. she was described as extremely kind, caring, and very open. she turned her back on pureblood traditions and beliefs— i don’ think yall get how big a deal that is. people make headcanons of the canon slytherin characters all the time but astoria is one of the only ones who genuinely fits the box of being a part of a noble pureblood family and rejecting their values (and she was probably in slytherin, which makes it ever rarer). she also seems extremely selfless— she wanted to have a baby just so draco wouldn’t be alone when she eventually died because she knew how hard it would be on him. draco had to turn against his own parents wishes and fight for their right to be married, which tells me astoria didn’t want to fight for herself and get in between draco’s relationship with his parents. considering draco’s character and all he sacrificed to honour his parents and have their approval, this was huge.

and then there’s that fucking letter bro. the one that draco writes to astoria on his birthday after she has passed away. HE STILL WRITES TO HER WHEN SHES GONE !!! this is like the equivalent of never deleting the number of someone who has died and letting the messages turn green because you know they wont respond but you’re doing it anyways because you miss them. ohhhhh im sick. draco loved her so so so much, she was his reason for redeeming himself and she gave him another reason to stay on that path once she was gone (scorpius).

i didnt mean for this to turn into such a rant in defense of drastoria but i’ve seen so many people complain about draco’s lack of a redemption arc and the fact that he gets with an unknown character instead of one of the main ones, but to me what we already have of drastoria is perfect. less ≠ bad ship.

tldr: draco and astoria make completeeeee sense.

[everliving-everblaze]

You know, I see a lot of older fans talk about "the 2020 fandom," and I truly think that was an unrepeatable situation. Not ONLY were we all on pandemic brain, but the author of the series had just announced for the first time that there wouldn't be a full book that year. We had all the free time in the world, zero content coming our way, and had just been left on a book where Sophitz broke up and Keefe got put into a coma. How could we NOT have gone absolutely feral? anything was possible

[queep1]

ok I think I should give a context for this... the other day i was talking to my friends I was very sleepy, I started talking about how much I liked Professor Oak and that... then I got a strange drawing of sans x nagito on twitter and uh...I don't know what I was thinking when I did this at 4 AM AAAA

Prof. Oak x gaster canon/JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK

[game-on-comics]

what does Oscar think of grasshoper!?

[abyssalmermaiden]

i mean the MOST cursed would be amon but uh

*points at nightmare dance sequence*

….or like. Horrible AU territory where Aryaille gets memory crystal’ed before or during the Crystal Tower Raids.

OR

An Aryaille completely consumed with guilt who has never let go of anything ever. Idk how events would turn out like this (they wouldn’t) but she could return to the Aitiascope over and over to seek him out. Ah oh no this is the gang drags Amon out of super hell again XD

[lynxindisguise]

Sirius/Fred/George, the twins want to seduce their favorite Marauder ;)

sirius is in his slut era today, and we love that for him!

...

Funny how things come full circle.

When Sirius was nineteen, he'd been utterly enamoured with a pair of ginger twins in their late thirties. They'd encouraged it, really, with sly little winks and shared eye rolls in the middle of Order meetings.

Now he's in his late thirties and a pair of nineteen-year-old ginger twins are finding every possible excuse to be near him. And he's encouraging it, really, with sly winks and eye rolls of his own, watching identical flushes bloom across their freckled cheeks.

It's so very harmless. Until he's had a bottle too much wine, and they're asking him about his best pranks, hanging on his every word, and he blurts out, "Do you want me to kiss you?"

George bobs his head up and down, eyes wide. Fred practically jumps onto his lap, lips puckered and ready. So Sirius kisses him, gently guiding his lips into a more relaxed position. He only lingers for a moment before moving on to George.

Better leave it there, given he's got Remus and Bill waiting up for him. "Right then, goodnight lads." He tosses them one last wink before staggering up to bed.

cursed ship game

[pinkypride]

My friend and I were joking about how 2 different early 2010s indie games have british mass murderers with a single color scheme and well it lead to this

This is the worst thing ive ever drawn. Im calling this ship MagentaMurder and cursed

[chaoticlad]

I am in love with splatoon‼️

You can bully me for my trash additions to their designs later

Oh yeah and some other lil doodles 👍

I SWEAR I’LL STOP DRAWING SPLATOON STUFF-

[sleeps-au-bag]

yanqing didn't expect to wake up in a box in all honesty. he hadn't expected to fall asleep at all. the last thing he remembered was practicing his forms in his room as he waited for the general to call him for breakfast. there was no way he could have fallen asleep, not when he was training. unless...

a groan was heard right next to him. suddenly, he was hyperaware of the two other people stuck in the box with him. he couldn't move that much considering how little space there was but he did catch a glimpse of white and blue hair respectively. thankfully the box was big enough where they wouldn't be smushed together but it was still tight enough that they were forced to lean against each other.

one of the people snuggled into him, presumably still asleep. whoever says his face felt hot is a liar. the other person (who apparently had their arms around him) adjusted their grip around him. now he was effectively trapped.

the other two were mostly likely still asleep. yanqing started to think about their situation. most likely, they've all been drugged and kidnapped. but by who? it couldn't have been the disciples of sanctus medicus, their numbers have been dwindling by the day and it's impossible to sneak into the general's house without being noticed. that is unless they have someone insane enough in their ranks to do so. another option could be ransom or assassins but neither make sense. why not just kidnap him? why take these two others? why not take on the general directly like all the others?

"huh? where are we?"

yanqing didn't jump. "i don't know myself. i've been awake for a few minutes now." the one with white hair just hummed. she must've noticed they were touching because she suddenly tried to give him space. "oh my gosh, i'm so sorry! i didn't mean to-"

"hey, it's okay! there's not enough room to move in here and you were asleep."

"nnnnngh, my head hurts... huh?! wha-?!" it seems like the other person is awake now. they immediately tried to let go of him but he heard a thump. not big enough to let them move around. noted.

"well, now that we're all awake and stuck here with absolutely no explanation, we should probably introduce ourselves." yup. absolutely a great idea. great job yanqing. totally didn't make things awkward.

"um, i'm clara! i, uh, live in the underground of belobog with mr. svarog." belobog sounded somewhat familiar. isn't that the only city left on that one planet? he'll focus on that later.

"i'm lieutenant yanqing of the cloud knights. i live on the xianzhou luofu which is part of the xianzhou alliance." he could practically feel the person holding him vibrate with excitement.

"greeting, my name is misha. i serve as a bellboy at the reverie hotel on penacony." three different people from three different planets and factions. unless the other two were also important on their own planets, yanqing couldn't see why clara and misha would be taken as well. unless... no. he doesn't want to think about it.

the other two conversed as he thought about reasons as to why they would have been taken. doesn't mean he didn't notice the sudden rise in heat. misha must have noticed as well. could he also use ice or are bellboys just like that? no time to think as the box suddenly opened and they all tumbled out.

he could hear someone talking but he could only focus on clara and misha. no he didn't focus on their faces because he found them kind of pretty! he was just concerned that they were hurt! that's all. yeah.

he heard more groans coming from the room. it seems like they weren't the only ones taken. he looked over and froze. no way. maybe it's just the blue fire making him see things because there was no way.

but there was some way.

"QING-GE?"

"XIAO-BAI?"

not only did they take clara, misha, and him, but whoever kidnapped them also took lady bailu, future ten lord huohuo, and another little girl who clara seemed to know.

just who took them?