#cursed ship game

[abyssalmermaiden]

cursed ship!!! mikoto from the ivalice raid questline

Can a brilliant aetherologist and a dumb jock fall in love?

alkdjfklsjafkdl this isn't cursed this is actually really cute. Unlikely, but not impossible to happen in some other timeline.

Then again, I'm being haunted by images of them cuddling while Mikoto talks about her latest research and Aryaille is dozing off happily enjoying the sound of her voice. And the opportunities for Aryaille to be protective of her during the Bozja quests... (for the purpose of this exercise we are ignoring Mikoto's canon crush on Cid)

Mikoto would need a stepstool to kiss Aryaille (she's 4'8" and Aryaille is 6'3") Pocket sized girlfriend full of courage and conviction who she can bring around the world for research and just enjoying each new place

Anon, I'm sorry you have failed the assignment. Thank you! <3

[lynxindisguise]

hi this might sound silly but the cursed ship game you did a while ago on your blog genuinely helped me find motivation to write. I've started just randomly picking a few marauders era characters and a setting and thinking about how I could write a silly one shot out of this and it's so freeing to create fanfiction outside of fandom and simply for your own pleasure, which is something I wasn't really aware of before. Like genuinely 18 yo me would be sent into cardiac arrest if told i would ever write Marlene/Evan fairytale aus

awww anon this makes me so happy, thank you for telling me!! I'm so unbelievably glad that my silly little game motivated you to write for pleasure.

as much as I love the community aspect of fandom, there's definitely something to be said for playing in the sandbox alone, and cursed ships/crackships can be so helpful for encouraging raw creativity! I definitely judge myself/my writing less when I'm writing cursed ships because I'm already starting from a place of absurdity (but also flexing a lot of practical creative muscles when I ask myself 'okay but how do I make this one work?')

happy writing! <3

[placeboelysium]

The yaoi of all time

[theoddholloway]

Armin: but somehow he gains a modicum of confidence and starts to create ship names for everyone he knows…

Someone stop him he’s literally disrupting the space-time continuum!

He’s too powerful…

[hamletthedane]

I hate dating apps I need to meet the love of my life more organically*

*in hand-to-hand combat before the great walls of the City of Troy

[amazingmsme]

Jamie x Brienne shippers rise up

[ectoplasmer]

MOST NORMAL THING EVER but like… holding your f/o’s hand… running your thumb over their knuckles and feeling the dips and rises of their bones… resting your fingertips in the spaces between their knuckles and feeling like you’re completing them, filling in the empty spots… pressing your palm together with theirs and feeling the way they slide into place perfectly and the warmth that radiates from their hand over time… aaaaaa

[rewritingcanon]

Gimme that opinion on Drastoria 🫰🫰🫰

as you wish pookinator 🫡

i know we have not a lot of information on astoria as a person, but the info we do have makes so much sense to me why draco fell so deeply in love with her. she was described as extremely kind, caring, and very open. she turned her back on pureblood traditions and beliefs— i don’ think yall get how big a deal that is. people make headcanons of the canon slytherin characters all the time but astoria is one of the only ones who genuinely fits the box of being a part of a noble pureblood family and rejecting their values (and she was probably in slytherin, which makes it ever rarer). she also seems extremely selfless— she wanted to have a baby just so draco wouldn’t be alone when she eventually died because she knew how hard it would be on him. draco had to turn against his own parents wishes and fight for their right to be married, which tells me astoria didn’t want to fight for herself and get in between draco’s relationship with his parents. considering draco’s character and all he sacrificed to honour his parents and have their approval, this was huge.

and then there’s that fucking letter bro. the one that draco writes to astoria on his birthday after she has passed away. HE STILL WRITES TO HER WHEN SHES GONE !!! this is like the equivalent of never deleting the number of someone who has died and letting the messages turn green because you know they wont respond but you’re doing it anyways because you miss them. ohhhhh im sick. draco loved her so so so much, she was his reason for redeeming himself and she gave him another reason to stay on that path once she was gone (scorpius).

i didnt mean for this to turn into such a rant in defense of drastoria but i’ve seen so many people complain about draco’s lack of a redemption arc and the fact that he gets with an unknown character instead of one of the main ones, but to me what we already have of drastoria is perfect. less ≠ bad ship.

tldr: draco and astoria make completeeeee sense.

[holywoodelevator]

I have this curse where I either like the most loved ship in a fandom or the most underrated THERES NO IN-BETWEENEN

[everliving-everblaze]

You know, I see a lot of older fans talk about "the 2020 fandom," and I truly think that was an unrepeatable situation. Not ONLY were we all on pandemic brain, but the author of the series had just announced for the first time that there wouldn't be a full book that year. We had all the free time in the world, zero content coming our way, and had just been left on a book where Sophitz broke up and Keefe got put into a coma. How could we NOT have gone absolutely feral? anything was possible

[abyssalmermaiden]

i mean the MOST cursed would be amon but uh

*points at nightmare dance sequence*

….or like. Horrible AU territory where Aryaille gets memory crystal’ed before or during the Crystal Tower Raids.

OR

An Aryaille completely consumed with guilt who has never let go of anything ever. Idk how events would turn out like this (they wouldn’t) but she could return to the Aitiascope over and over to seek him out. Ah oh no this is the gang drags Amon out of super hell again XD

[lynxindisguise]

Sirius/Fred/George, the twins want to seduce their favorite Marauder ;)

sirius is in his slut era today, and we love that for him!

...

Funny how things come full circle.

When Sirius was nineteen, he'd been utterly enamoured with a pair of ginger twins in their late thirties. They'd encouraged it, really, with sly little winks and shared eye rolls in the middle of Order meetings.

Now he's in his late thirties and a pair of nineteen-year-old ginger twins are finding every possible excuse to be near him. And he's encouraging it, really, with sly winks and eye rolls of his own, watching identical flushes bloom across their freckled cheeks.

It's so very harmless. Until he's had a bottle too much wine, and they're asking him about his best pranks, hanging on his every word, and he blurts out, "Do you want me to kiss you?"

George bobs his head up and down, eyes wide. Fred practically jumps onto his lap, lips puckered and ready. So Sirius kisses him, gently guiding his lips into a more relaxed position. He only lingers for a moment before moving on to George.

Better leave it there, given he's got Remus and Bill waiting up for him. "Right then, goodnight lads." He tosses them one last wink before staggering up to bed.

cursed ship game

[queep1]

ok I think I should give a context for this... the other day i was talking to my friends I was very sleepy, I started talking about how much I liked Professor Oak and that... then I got a strange drawing of sans x nagito on twitter and uh...I don't know what I was thinking when I did this at 4 AM AAAA

Prof. Oak x gaster canon/JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK

[mycurseisramattra]

imagine showing your f/o your favorite video game(s)! how would they react? would they be confused? would they get it right away? im curious!

pro/com shippers + rpf + those who age up canonical minors romantically: please dni and don't steal my posts

[game-on-comics]

what does Oscar think of grasshoper!?

[pinkypride]

My friend and I were joking about how 2 different early 2010s indie games have british mass murderers with a single color scheme and well it lead to this

This is the worst thing ive ever drawn. Im calling this ship MagentaMurder and cursed