DAVID… I was planning on getting an early night (ish, 12am is early for me), maybe reading a new good omens fic that I’m exited about, watching a bit of YouTube or something but instead YOU KEEP HAVING NEW CONTENT RELEASED AND I CANT AHHH HE LOOKS SO GOOD WTF!!!!
Sir I have an important uni interview tomorrow I can’t be doing this right now. Imma need you to stop slaying so hard so I can get some rest…
209 notes
·
View notes
thorin this, thorin that,
what about how Bilbo probably couldn’t meet pippin and merry’s eyes for the longest time because every time he saw them, all he could see was fili and kili ☹️
how many times did bilbo almost slip up and call the hobbits by names that were not their own but all bilbo could see was that same mischievous twinkle he saw in those two young dwarves eyes?
how many years would it be before the hobbits realized why gandalf was so hard on them? why bilbo had stopped looking at them with such devastation on his face but could not hide the anguish in his eyes?
bilbo never told any of the young hobbits his full journey, always making everything seem more heroic and thrilling than the profound loss everyone suffered in The Company. It probably wasn’t until Frodo left with his uncle that merry and pippin realized why the old hobbit could never truly meet their eyes when sam let them read the book containing both of their journeys ☹️
80 notes
·
View notes
“Set a man to watch all night…”
Hummed, muffled words echoed through the Negotiator’s halls, around corners, behind doors. Every clone, every natborn was on edge, hunted look around their eyes and shoulders. The lights seemed to flicker childhood-bright but to the instruments everything was as it should be.
The campaign had ended so abruptly. A shadow falling over the battlefield like a sun eclipse, Cody’s General… dissolved. For no reason he could discern. Just the perception of Obi-Wan suddenly wavering, literally going up in smoke, and rushing to the sentient enemy commander with a rolling mass of dead groans and screams.
White as a sheet, cowering behind a tank where the smoke left them, the enemy General had begged Cody to accept their capitulation.
Obi-Wan had gone back to his duties, face placid and unassuming. Like nothing of notice had even happened. Cody shivered.
It was the silenced air that had goosebumps break out on Cody’s arms. A forced absence of sounds concentrated in Obi-Wan’s quarters. It let Cody hear the things it wanted him aware of only. Suggestions to his senses he should heed. The steady drip of thick liquid. The blue night-sky-glowing where Obi-Wan’s eyes were supposed to be calm, stormy in color. Not…this.
“General?” Cody asked quietly, eyes adjusting to the dark room. “Obi-Wan? Are you alright?”
“I’ve never felt better, my dear.”
“Are you—“ The lights turned on with a too-loud click and buzz, too bright and Kamino-white. Cody squeezed his eyes shut just to escape.
After a moment he opened them again, blinked against the information his head was picking up automatically. Suppressed the swallow at seeing dark things drip from Obi-Wan’s fingers, onto the table, the floor, his lips. “Are you sure?” Because this seemed anything but okay.
“I am what I’m supposed to be,” Obi-Wan said, almost singing the words, voice melodious and a terror pin pricking Cody’s neck.
1K notes
·
View notes
Cup my face in your hands and whisper to me how I’m a good and strong and handsome dog. Squeeze that spot on my arm, hold me close, pet my back, just be with me. When you call me good, make me look at you. Make sure I know it. Don’t let me forget.
57 notes
·
View notes
I've finally reached the Long Ring Long Land arc and why is no one talking about how if Sabo ever got pictures of Luffy in his wrestling outfit he'd hack up a lung laughing his ass off and also put the photo in a frame and hang it up for everyone in Rev HQ to see and proudly show it off to anyone who asked about it
107 notes
·
View notes
2023 itoshi rin famine making me feel like a homeless old man holding up a sign saying 'the end is near' and everyone else who isnt as obsessed with rin as i am just walks past and goes about their day
83 notes
·
View notes
Y’all. I just remembered what my 3AM thought was. I’m just gonna leave it here and see what happens.
Wind: So you’re a hero in your world?
Shadow (as in Shadow the Hedgehog): Yes. Please refrain from touching me.
Sky: You’re a hedgehog, right?
Shadow: Not entirely. I was created with more than just hedgehog anatomy, but it’s true that the majority of my outward appearance is supposed to be that of a hedgehog’s.
Twilight: And you can do magic?
Shadow: Chaos energy.
21 notes
·
View notes