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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

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The arcane tag is so funny right now

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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Normalize this response

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osha compliant blowjob

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There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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I passed tf out when I got home so I forgor to post but look at the spooky guy I created yesterday

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bird watchers when they watch birds:

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Wh- what is going on here?

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for