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via Ashton's instagram story. 24th January 2024
#first of all: beautiful brilliant fabulous sunshine personified#5sos#ashton irwin#los angeles 2024#secondly: this has LAYERS#eyes: greener than the mountain fields#curls: blond and wilding as they damn should#beard: struggling to hold onto dear life but it will survive#smile: cuter than a bug#nose: very boopable#eyelashes: never noticed them but now i do#hat: mighty#me: having a crisis#hearts: surrounding me#brain: malfunctioning#day: made#đ
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Eden was their â¨disney princess eraâ¨
#it's canon#source: it was revealed to me in a dream#aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan#crowley is having the time of his life here#my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark#but I put ducklings there instead#aardvarks will have to wait#btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020#my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart#she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it#I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut#it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it đď¸đď¸#lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here#guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent#guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping#somebody save him#there are vicious animals#and she's exp-#*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY*#hey where the fuck is the gecko going#aziraphale#good omens fanart#crowley#aziracrow#good omens#ineffable husbands
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#my brain is malfunctioning rn#san#ateez#dailybg#atzsource#malegroupsnet#ateezedit#lucieblr#melontrack#heysae#useroro#leksietag#rhitag#usermairin#userbexrex#korimilook#addy.gifs
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Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. Itâs one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you donât want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know youâll get a million more of them
#post#I forgot what I was typing because my partner made me smile and all thoughts disappeared#why does my partner make me dumb đ#I feel like someone in one of those Disney movies when they talk to their crush and their brain malfunctions đ#so the words in this post arenât exactly what I wanted to type but I canât remember what it was đđ#wlw#wlw blog#wlw post#wlw textpost#wlw sapphic#wlw yearning#useless wlw#sapphic#sapphic blog#sapphic post#sapphic textpost#useless sapphic#sapphic yearning#lesbian#lesbian blog#nblw blog#nblw#wlw pride#lesbian post#useless lesbian#nblw post#nblw textpost
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Just some gratuitous shots of Gale in the Adamantine Forge.
#every time i try and get a pic of him looking directly at the camera my brain malfunctions#I do it for all you thirsty people#but no i also do it for myself who am i kidding#rizzard of waterdeep#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#sweaty gale#cw sweat#idk just to be safe??#gale#bg3 gale#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#druizard#baldurs gate 3 screenshots#bg3 screenshots#gale screenshots#bg3 photomode#bg3 photography#virtual photography#grymforge
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Halloween prompts year 2 day 21
He made this trip every month. More now that his parents portal had been activated. It made travel between dimensions much easier and more discreet.
It was easy to soar above gothams city skyline in one of his adoptive parents jets. They were silent and had cloaking technology that made them invisible to the naked eye and prevents it from showing up on radars and the like.
Unfortunately his biological father had just diverted a rocket launcher that had been aimed at the local library by the newest rogue in the making by diverting it skyward...right where Danny was flying.
The resulting explosion ripped away the jets cloaking abilities, leaving Danny straining the steering stick uselessly as the jet fell towards the Gotham Bay. He reached for the portal gun he kept in the ship for emergencies, intending to abandon ship before it could hit the waters but unbeknownst to him, his mom had installed a new safety protocol and he was ejected from the jet.
In a panic, he covered his face with the domino mask he had accidently stolen on a previous trip. He was a clone of one of the bats! They couldn't see his face! He has personally witnessed what they did to thier clones and he wasn't going to wind up like them!
So as he steers his parachute to a safer location hes forced to make a plan.
He later returns to the wreckage to look for the portal gun only to find it and the entire ship are gone.
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Tim fiddled with the control panel of the ship, trying to figure it out.
"Anything?" Nightwing asked from elsewhere in the cave
Tim shook his head, baffled, "Nothing. I've never seen anything like this before."
Nightwing landed just outside the ships entrance before waltzing in, "Do you think its alien?"
"Possibly. Whoever made this used a fuel source completely unknown to us. Whatever it was it was likely either destroyed in the explosion of dissipated in the bay."
#halloween prompts#dpxdc#prompts#clone danny#who is danny a clone of? you decide#danny fenton#danny phantom#red robin#nightwing#batman#tim drake#dick grayson#my tags are malfunctioning as i type#fanfiction prompts#if this is a Project R AU than he gets his stalking traits from tim#yall i do so much editing#my brain is goo#the burnout is real
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TAMA TONGA HOLY FUCKK
#GUYS MY BRAIN IS MALFUNCTIONING#tama tonga#solo sikoa#jimmy uso#paul heyman#the bloodline#wwe#wwe smackdown#wwe lb#smackdown lb
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FBI: International 4.03, "Nothing Sudden About It"
When an American teenager disappears from a beach party during her senior year trip to Portugal, the Fly Team heads up the search, which is further complicated by the missing teenâs parentsâ differing opinions.
airdate: October 29, 2024 source: tvpulsemag.com
#the tattoo pic i#i#hotness overload#brain malfunctioning#đ˛ďż˝ďż˝ďż˝ďż˝đŤ #fbi international#jesse lee soffer#vinessa vidotto#carter redwood#eva-jane willis#promo photos#episode description#promo pics#still photos#episode stills
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Me: [staring directly at my phone with both eyes] Where THE HELL is my phone??
My Brain: Oops sorry, hang on, I got too used to seeing it, so I just stopped processing the fact that it's there. Turning visual perception back on.
Me: Was it even really necessary to turn it off??
My Brain: Sometimes, idk. It will happen again.
#neurodivergent#neurodivergent memes#conversations with my brain#actually autistic#visual processing#this mechanism does serve a purpose#i just think it's malfunctioning when it does it with important shit like my phone lol
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kiss the ground I walk, I'm a fool for you
#i'm reaching peak levels of rhaenicent brain malfunction#rhaenicent#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#house of the dragon art#my edits#my art#mine#ive never posted art before so this is p scary#my blog is on thin ice already with staff imagine they just nuke my shit after this LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#tw: blood#art#wlw art#rhaenicentweek2024#rhaenicent daily#wlw
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I think the main reason that Magnus Chase is the only Riordanverse series to not have been picked up for a TV or movie series is because it is so unapologetically queer and I think that scares a LOT of streaming services (cough cough Disney)
Like I think that just the thought of Alex Fierro could singlehandedly send an entire swarm of conservatives into a coma and I don't think any streaming service knows what to do with that powerđ´
#mcga#magnus chase#alex fierro#fierrochase#the fierrochase kiss could literally cause their brains to malfunction and die#magnus chase show
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At what point in a soft and cuddly relationship do you think Channie would flip the switch and become Daddy Christopher- and why
ThisâŚ. I definitely think it wouldnât be a specific timeline but rather whenever he gets direct permission from you !! Some kind of cue for him to take on the dominant side of himself; to baby you, pamper you, fuck you nice and deep. I think Chan, in every single way, chooses to wait for you. His life revolves around you and he makes sure to show you. Wether is he outside or inside the bedroom!!
It would start with your lingering touches and cute stares; red cheeks as your mind raced because all you could think about was him finally pinning you against the bed and using ďżźyou to his delight. All he was doing was the dishes yet you stared like he was stripping right in front of you. Heâd obviously notice because Chan is the sweetest, most attentive boyfriend. Cracking jokes and poking fun at your flustered expression before he would peck your lips once. When he saw how you chased his lips, desperate whining leaving your throat as your round eyes furrowed at him, Chan would instantly smirk. Heâd play coy, asking whatâs the matter, are you okay? You were to needy to even notice the way his eyes subtly flickered down to your lips between his words. When youâd dismiss him the first time he would pry again, coming to wrap his big arms around your waist and kiss your jaw, simple touches the could sense would rile you up.
âTell Channie whatâs the matter, baby,â His words were addicting; bouncing off the walls of your brain, imprinting into your memory like a tattoo. His fingertips felt like burning rocks against your skin and his lips like fiery pecks. All your senses were heightened, and your mind muddled as one singular thought flashed through your mind; you needed him so bad!
Youâd hesitate before saying, âI need you.â It was barely audibleâ could you even consider it a whisper? Chan smiled irregardless.
âNeed me? For what?â Heâd hug you tighter, his smile apparent now. Chan felt his heart swell; he loved to feel needed. He loved to feel in control and wanted.
His dark brown eyes had your heart aching. Reaching his fingers to your cheek to wipe something from your skinâ or was that just an excuse to fluster you. You bit your lip, unsure how to express your need without sounding desperate (which you were).
âDo I have to say it?â
Heâd lower his hand to your chin, slender fingers clipping under your chin to tilt your head, eyes locking with his in an electric moment. âYes.â
âI want you to touch me.â You wanted to bury your head in a hole; hide under the covers and disregard your burning cheeks. Chan would only smirk and shake his head softly, hair fluffing over his forehead, flattering his eyes prettily. His words sounding like a freshly pressed record as he made sure you soaked every vowel he whispered.
âTell me step by step how you want me to touch you, princess,â his hands finding every indent and dip in your body to hold, to feel and to tease, âLet me hear that gorgeous voice of yours, go on.â And heâd spend the entire night touching you, loving you. Pressing your knees into the mattress as his cock churned your insides; harsh movements juxtaposed by his pretty words. Anything you wanted heâd do, although, heâd do it in a way to show you whose the boss. Know your place <3
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#my brain malfunction no caption hi junhee#junhee#ace#a.c.e#kflops#dailybg#malegroupsnet#choicenetwork#heysae#lucieblr#aleksbestie#useroro#melontrack#usermairin#hirachel#userbexrex#addy.gifs
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Soap: Ghost, what do you call nuts on your chest?
Ghost: Bloody fuckin' hell, not this shit again.
Soap: Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on a wall?
Ghost: Shu' the fuck up, Soap.
Soap: Walnuts...
Reader: Wait! I got one. What do you call nuts on your chin?
Ghost: What?
Soap: Yeah. What?
Reader: A dick in your mouth.
Ghost/Soap: Silence.
#dick jokes always render these boys speechless#probably because their brain's malfunction#and i turn into the London bridge#soap squad#soap squad đ§ź#johnny soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#john mactavish#simon ghost riley#simon riley#soapghost#ghostsoap#call of duty#cod
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thinkin.. about like a tf crossover again but this time it's GOGO TF with IDW TF??
Everything is the same in IDW, but the GOGO guys are also just there? They have their own little mini Cybertron and mini Earth/tiny parallel universe that the IDW crew had never discovered before- There's also like a mini Lost Light and while on a exploration/voyage mission they bump into the IDW LL crew
The little GOGO guys know not of death or the horrors that happen within the IDW TF war, and to the IDW crew they're an odd reflection of a happier world that could've been- Almost like looking through a pretty little snow globe? Maybe the GOGO guys accidentally jumped too far out and the IDW crew has to try and help them trace their way back to their world?
#idk#brain's acting wonky and weirdly emotional over astro bot and all star superman again and this is?? somehow the result?????#don't ask how.. my brain's been malfunctioning i think#anyways this concludes âdig has another crossover ideaâ time lmao
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STOOOOP DO YOU THINK WHEN SCARAMOUCHE MET SETHOS HE CAME BACK TO NAHIDA WITH A STUPID GRIN ON HIS FACE âbecause he made a fwiendâ LIKE HE DOES WITH DURIN ?!??!!!? @)&(@):@(:?âslgditsglfph)@:@5/;&/(&;)â$;(((.&?!?âvnvncncnvnnv?!!!!!??
#sorry my robo brain malfunctioned#ive not been programmed to obsess over a ship like this#LMAO#4.8 spoilers#4.8 leaks#sethoscara#genshin
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