#crystal the pistol

[kangarooqueen]

How I act if I have no blanket to sleep with:

[homosherb]

rip to Horrible Father, Horrible Father #2, misc. teammates, #1 Church Girl, Artist Boyfriend, Teenage Girl Jesus, Theatre Kid, The Second Coming, Baby Boy, Sad Gay Man, Backwards Cap, Fucked Up Cinderella, Definitely Pit Girl, Mari #2, Straight Male, and Italian Hottie

(most of) y’all will be missed😔🙏🙏

[demonnyra]

“ Kristen, come right back. I’ve been waiting for you to slip Back in bed When you light the candle. Stay with me I don’t want you to leave But I could tell that something had changed how you looked at me then ”

Song credit: k. By cigarettes after sex

Edit

[smolangeryboii]

Crystal: *falls*

My dad: "oh no, the poop bucket... They need that"

[disregardcanon]

thinking about actually writing the “crystal yellowjackets is around in season 1 and then her Theater Kid Self accidentally saves the day by suggesting cannibalism super early and giving laura lee time to bring up the uraguayan rugby team and how they survived with the power of Friendship and This Cannibalism That I Just Made Christian

[louderthanabombb]

I like the way those two random girls were like "Hey if Crystal is dead we could just eat her."

[holliday-inn]

Witcher + Yellowjackets - Yellowjackets on The Continent

A few weeks ago I went on an incoherent rant in a server (Thank you Bookclub, Love you Bookclub) where I brainstormed how The Team would fit into the world of The Witcher. I've finally gotten around to reformatting it into a tumblr post, so.... Here's my incoherency!

First, who are they and why are they?

Coach Ben Scott is a traveling merchant residing in Kaedwen, wanting to sell some of his products in Nilfgaard. He posts an ad in Ban Glean to get a group of people together to guard his caravan as they travel.

Van Palmer is a Witcher from the school of The Wolf, specifically hired due to her connections to known Political Tactician, Taissa. She was originally from Skellige, but was the child surprise of a Bear Witcher who dropped her off at the school of the wolf upon realizing she was a girl (He got wolf and cat confused on who trained Witcheresses, but The Wolves still took her).

Laura Lee is a priestess of the temple of Melitele in Ellander, trained under Nenekke. Her family was always closely tied with the temple, to the point that each generation had at least one woman going into training or study at it. She was following a family tradition by studying under Nenekke. She was in Ban Glean on a trip accompanying field medic Misty towards Ban Ard, but the two of them abandoned their trip.

Lottie Matthews is a distant cousin of the Thyssen Nobility of Kovir, and student at Oxenfurt. Her mother was infertile, so her parents found a woman who looked close enough to act as a stand in mother- not knowing she was of Elven Descent. when Lottie was born, it was discovered she was Elvish, and that lead her and her father to having a very tense relationship. They shipped her off to Oxenfurt, where she went on to study literature and music. Basically, Poetic Disaster Bard <3<;3. Natalie Scatorccio is a Sorceress of Aretuza, graduating less from her grades and more from her practical skill and wit. She temporarily held a court position in her home country of Vicovaro, before leaving the moment Nilfgaard, took over. She was discovered to be a mage when she accidentally exploded her father out of fear for her own safety.

Taissa Turner is a noble-born negotiator who studied at Oxenfurt to get her start into politics and law, with the aim to become a court advisor in her home country of Lyria. She hopes that having a few political trips under her belt will build up a good repertoire, and open a better path to her prospective position.

Jackie Taylor is a Sorceress of Aretuza who didn't get into the school due to her abilities, but due to the fact she was from a wealthy Redanian family who could pay the price. She finished her sorceress training after being practically dragged through it by Shauna, where they avoided court appointment, instead choosing to travel together.

Shauna Shipman is a Sorceress of Aretuza who was discovered to be a mage when she caused all of the rabbits in the forest near her home in Aedirn to suddenly die due to a rush of emotion. She and Jackie met in their first year at Aretuza, and became practically bound at the hip. Shauna wanted to go onto a court appointment, but didn't want to be separated from Jackie, and instead chose to travel.

Misty Quigley is a part-halfling medic who trained under her distant uncle as a field medic, and she studied briefly at the temple of Melitele in Ellander.

I'm gonna be 100% honest I haven't put much thought into Akilah, Mari, Gen, Travis, or Javi, so they all are random hired strong arms. Crystal is as well, but grew up a family member of an Oxenfurt professor, and has some knowledge of literature.

The group is set out on a year-long journey one way to the Nilfgaardian capitol, and they're all Stuck Together <3. Their traveling party is known as The Yellowjackets, and the journey will be glorious, and no one will ever want to kill each other. /s

Please feel free to send me asks about this au I would literally adore worldbuilding questions <3

[matcha-lemonade-enthusiast]

misty quigley when i catch you…misty quigley yOU WILL FALL

i hate her (i liked her at first) and everything she touches crumbles. crystal/kristen deserved better, coach ben should’ve just called it quits when he had a chance, and she’s the damn reason they were stuck out there for so long.

[lavampira]

it’s a massive potential curveball to d’alia’s canon (again)

but I’ve been thinking of changing her aiming job to mch instead of dnc 🫣

[alivegirlmari]

soooo interesting to me that misty is like. so shameless / guiltfree / nonchalant about the cannibalism & cult & poisoning & murder of it all like she is NOT haunted by those 19 months the way literally every other girl is bc she did what she did and she had fun doing it! and yet she literally also cannot listen to stayin' alive for five seconds bc it reminds her of crystal, who she technically didn't even kill. lol. 🔨

[itz-so-me]

my muse.

[dasturdlydangerousduck]

Counselor Murder Party (3/8)

As Halloween comes around, There's a party that is undergoing in Duckberg at the Mcduck Manor with the partygoers dressed up as female camp counselor victims...

Jose Carioca: For Jose, these dress codes are actually pretty common for him! He loves to dress a little differently from time to time! It suits his features well!!

Panchito Pistoles: Panchito on the other hand is foreign to this way of dressing. It's a little awkward, but if Jose is doing it with a smile, than what's really the harm? 🥰

[l0usw1ss]

I like this one

[ruben-rawbone]

This song is dedicated to those no-last-name Yellowjackets who survived another season.

[disregardcanon]

like obviously we can’t go back and make changes to yellowjackets season 1 but i think that crystal would have suggested cannibalism. it might have been mainly a joke but that weird lil theater kid would have been like “oh no! will we have to... eat people!” pretty much immediately and jackie would have been like “calm down we’ve been here a day. we’re getting rescued!”

[soldmoondoggie]

Frequency (Playstation 2 2001)