#cry to me remix

[mikeywayarchive]

kristincolby: Thank you 2024 for the ups, the downs. The smiles, the tears. And mostly… the memories. Here is to all that 2025 has in store for us! 🫶

[Dec 31, 2024]

[leslietheluna]

✨"Never forget your dreams!"✨

Puyo puzzle pop my beloved🥺

[Also- here's a Timelapse! If I recall correctly, total time I spent on this was 10 hours😭]

[bird-inacage]

The Heart Killers: Predictions (Kant as Bison's Keys to Freedom)

Welcome to the first of my speculative brain dumps on this couple. The updated trailer has had my brain theorising like crazy.

Khao has mentioned a few times now that Bison was adopted into his family, and killing essentially became his way of life. Kant then comes along and becomes Bison's escape - a welcome distraction from the violent life he leads.

Whether Kant's undercover objective it to scope for dirt or to take the brothers down, it's through this mission that Kant begins to sympathise with Bison and the circumstances that led him to become a hitman. His feelings will ultimately compromise or derail his original objective. Once everything is out in the open, this doesn't seem to deter Kant. If anything, it only doubles down his resolve to protect Bison from harm. "I just need to know I'll always be with you." "You think I'd go on living if you died?"

We've been told that Kant goes goo-goo eyed for Bison pretty early on. My hunch is that once he finds out the type of life Bison is swept up in and just how dangerous it is, his personal mission will be to try and free him: "I'll help you start over". And if he can't free him in the immediate effect, he'll join him in order to watch his back. "We'll take care of each other. This isn't just an empty promise." Based on the fact he was asked to help with detective work in the first place, Kant must have some pretty handy skills in his arsenal, and likely knows a thing or two about survival.

On that basis, perhaps the real conflict for these two won't be the getting things out into the open, but what Bison chooses to do for his freedom. We don't yet know whether he’s on good terms with his adoptive family. It could very well be that he simply doesn't want to kill, but has too much gratitude towards them for taking him in, that he could never disobey or defy them.

So when Kant tries to find him an out or whisk him away - Bison will then have a choice to make. To leave with Kant, or side with his family. Staying would also mean exposing Kant (who seems eager to protect him) to the same violence he's desperate to leave behind, which may further complicate things. "With the way I live, I can't promise you anything." (I could die tomorrow).

The other thing I would be wary of is in order to 'free' Bison in some way, shape or form (from his supposed crimes and lifestyle), Kant may have to sacrifice or offer something in exchange. Considering he's the one tasked to investigate the two brothers (in order to put them behind bars, I would assume), there's a poetic irony if he turns out to be the key to Bison's freedom. Hearing how Khao loves Kant as a character also speaks volumes to me about his role in the story and what he means to Bison. But I may just be letting my mind run riot.

(Note: very interesting shot in the trailer below. To me, it almost looks like they're doing a 'training' exercise for something. Bison with his gun on Kant whilst he jumps into the sea tied up).

Narratively speaking, I’m not sure how this all of fits into a romcom of all things but I have a feeling Jojo is going to surprise us with his hijinks. Let’s wait and see!

[twst-mer]

more fairy gala couture jack

[captn3]

until next time.... stay fresh [plain text: until next time.... stay fresh]

[motherismotheringggg]

cooper girlies get in — we’re finally getting our smooches!!!!!!!!

[ganondoodle]

(elden ring DLC spoilers)

i fucking love Radahn so much, what i wouldnt give to meet ACTUAL him, he just gets toyed with and exploited so cruelly, you never really get to know him or what he wants im hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so normal :)

like i know theres little to go by with typical fromsoft lore and stuff but agreeing to marry miquelly feels so ... not radahn like, why would he have fought malenia and then even after gettign the rot refuse to die if he wanted that .... also didnt he believe in the golden order?? miquella wanted to replace it basically????-

even his 'new' design feels like some idealized version of him that miquella dreamed up, theres significant differences in whats left of radahn in the main game and i feel like even that is an important detail (the braids ... i braids are IMPORTANT IM TELLING YOU-) like it .... to some degrees looks ..almost cheap, like an action figure (what the hell are all those sword things on his belt?? he has his two giant blades that dont go in that??? he would never use a different one?? whats it doing here??) (also the fact that leonard is missing .... like sure we like to over emphasize some character quirks but i also feel like thats and important thing- leonard clearly meant alot to him and he had him still with him when he was fighting malenia and stayed together even after rotting away)

what really REALLY makes me so very "normal" about everything is that radahn remains voiceless and has no say in anythign the entire time we meet him, hes either a zombie or a literally flesh puppet constructed by his own half brother (out of another family member, which clearly shows bc hes using blood magic and got horns growing)- aside from very few quotes on some items we never get to know him, we dont know what he wanted, he gets dragged into this and is then like some animated statue, theres no emotion in his face, even less sound he makes when fighting, even, in my opinion, his animation in the final DLC fight seem OFF to me- it looks stiff how hes moving whenever hes not actively attacking

(also miquella and what he wants is constantly talked about, but while its all about radahn in a way . we never hear anything from radahns side, its never even questioned. as far as i know, like !!!!! argh!!!)

(edit: also also the fact that in this puppet version of the design changes arent just the armor, his skin is different color too, even in the trailer when he fights malenia- BEFORE the rot- he seemed sort of ashy- greyish dark, even if hard to tell with color tint- his hair much longer in og now much shorter and in braids, his armor less practical and more show offy, he doesnt have a bow, even his swords look different, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his weird anatomy he seems to have in og that i think is from renalla is gone too- AND yes i know his body is constructed from moghs there- which makes this all so much worse bc almost all that was him is stripped away and twisted into what miquella wants from him, second phase its almost all light attacks tooo- ok im stopping this now)

i know it might seem like im just making excuses bc i cant handle my favorite character agreeing to marry his own half brother- BUT I DONT CARE- HE DIDNT WANT IT- WE DONT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS- WE NEVER GET TO ASK HIM- HE NEVER GETS TO SPEAK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDJKBHKFJBGSKBVGFHDKBFKABKBA

[rainbow-wolf120]

Don't mine me. Just posting very normal clh screenshots

So guess who inserted one of their current comfort characters in another show :3

Dog Man's been infecting my brain. And so is clh. So take two birds with one stone or smth idk

Also a lipsync practice for school. This aus been my entire personality lately

Idk how in depth I'm gonna go (idk if people even care) But if people wanna know, I'll gladly answer

(FYI this isn't a crossover per say, more of a remixing of the character)

[xkzuka]

MOVE IN 🗣 NOW MOVE OUT 🗣🗣

HANDS UP ✋️ OR HANDS DOWN ✋️ 🔥

BACK UP BACK UP 😠😠 TELL ME WHAT YA GONNA DO NOW ⁉️🗣🔥

BREATHE IN 🗣 NOW BREATHE OUT 🗣💨

HANDS UP ✋️ OR HANDS DOWN ✋️ 🔥🔥

BACK UP BACK UP 😡😡 TELL ME WHAT YA GONNA DO NOW ❓️⁉️ 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[x-heesy]

😂

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝙰𝚛𝚢𝚘 𝚃𝚘𝚑 𝙳𝚓𝚘𝚓𝚘

#fucklove #nofucksgiven #humor #motivation #fuckyou #laugh #dark #loveit #wakenbake #bruh #hoodshit #instahumor #savage #fuckit #fuck #fuckoff #follow #memes #funny #dankmemes #darkmemes #funnymemes #art #mood #realtalk #sexed #jokes #realshit #memesdaily #fun #lmao #funnymeme #memer #shitpost #offensivememes #edgymemes

𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝙼𝚎 𝚄𝚙 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚜 𝚋𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚜 🎵

[theladyinwhite13]

guys i like really really love brat does everyone know this about me yet?

[akkivee]

I AM SO FCKED UP RN HOLY FCK HOLY SHIT

[deuterosapiens]

Binged Captain Laserhawk: a Blood Dragon Remix last-night.

So, aside from having a title so ridiculous that I will not be able to say it aloud with a straight face (heh), this thing was awesome. Weird as actual hell, but awesome.

We are talking Grade-A insanity here.

This show is a Ubisoft themed wonderland of beautiful violence and absurdity. So you have Rayman as the mouthpiece of a technopocalyptic Big Brother post-Usonian society, who goes down a drug-addicted rabbit (Rabbid?)-hole after being fired for calling out one of the city's superhero elite watchmen (who I'm sure I would care about if I had ever bothered to play Rainbow 6,).

Meanwhile, our hero, Awesome McCoolname, Dolph Laserhawk (our MC), is living through a rousing case of "my boyfriend betrayed me to Kickstart a revolution" (we've all been there), which results in him being confined to the Ubisoft Suicide Squad featuring Uncle Pey'j and Jade (from Beyond Good and Evil, a game which I've played like a dozen times), a frog-man Assassin, and a real-world wrestler whose name I can't remember, nor do I care ro since he basically exists to demonstrate that, in true Suicide Squad fashion, failure to follow the rules is a recipe in getting your head blown to tiny little gooey pieces.

If you've ever seen There Will be Brawl, the Super Smash Bros fanseries starring Matt Mercer as Ganondorf (and a Hannibal Lecter-inspired Kirby), this show kind of reminds me of that.

And to wrap this post up, I cannot praise the animation enough. It's fluid and gorgeous, vibrant when necessary. There's an experimentality to it that's also very cheeky. You'll see drastic style shifts that exist, to me, exclusively to remind you that this is a video game property and you should treat it as such.

I should probably make some comment about the sub-title or something, but I've never played Far Cry, and therefore have no opinion on that aspect of the show.

So, this thing which will probably be my new obsession for the next six months, has the perks of looking good, having interesting characters with very distinct personalities, traumas, and representations, gloriously creative violence, and an entire society of fur-bait.

This, this one I like. Might finally finish Castlevania, after this.

[kirstythejetblackgoldfish]

RT said he’s gonna start a podcast🤯?!!

Sadly, it's not the real RT account, it's a parody account

It sounds realistic because of the NYT Saif podcast, but it's not real

If he comes back, it'll be in a way that is undeniable

OK, let's have some fun:

If he did a podcast, who would he be interviewing, or would he just be talking by himself?

[eternaldisguise]

🤍