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bellamer · 10 months ago

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I’m gonna try to list all the Sonic AUs both me and my friend have made and just some I’ve made by myself but I’m not going to go into complete detail on them if you want complete details on a certain one then fine but on this post you’re probably gonna get bits and pieces because there’s too many AU’s

Here we go:

Interview With a Vampire AU: Scourge and Shadow are basically Louis and Lestat and Cream is their adopted daughter

Queen of The Damned AU: Basically the same as the first AU but Scourge is a rock star facing a midlife crises after losing his husband and kid

Good Omens AU: Shadow and Sonic are basically Crowley and Aziraphale but instead of them giving the antichrist to someone else or whatever happened in that show I don’t remember, they kidnap the antichrist baby and raise him in secret.

Fem Shadow and Male Sonic kids AU: Sonic and Shadow have kids. That’s basically it. And Shadow is a girl. They have twins by the way. We had the thought of Fem Shadow thinking she’s infertile but sleeps with Sonic and he end up knocking her up with twins and it’s just humor

Fem Shadow and Male Scourge kids AU: Basically the same as the last one but they have three kids that are age spaced.

Wayne AU: Scourge and Amy basically being that show Wayne where they basically run off with each other.

Spy Family AU: Basically Spy Family with Sonic as Loid, Shadow as Yor and Tails as Anya

Buddy Daddies AU: Basically just Buddy Daddies with Sonic, Shadow and Tails

Gravitation AU; Basically the anime Gravitation with Shadow as a book writer and Sonic as a singer and they fall in love reluctantly

Serial Killer AU 1: Scourge and Sonic are brothers who are serial killers and Shadow and Amy are the detectives trying to figure out the murders while not noticing that the two guys they’re dating are the killers

Serial Killer AU 2: Sonic is a retired serial killer who has settled down and had a family with female shadow and she knows what he used to be but is alright being with him as long as he doesn’t start up again for the sake of their kids but newsflash he didn’t retire and is still secretly doing it

Female shadow and Sonic kids AU 2: Shadow is beloved to have died from childbirth but somebody drugged her in order to fake her death and turn her into basically the winter soldier and after years of grieving his wife Sonic sees a familiar face that shakes him to his core

Female shadow and Sonic kids AU 3 and 4: Where Shadow finds out she’s pregnant with Sonic’s kids and runs off. There’s scourgeamy in this too where Scourge gets Amy pregnant and leaves her because he’s scared of being a shit dad.

Female Shadow and Sonic kid AU 5: Sonic and Shadow’s son gets manipulated into being evil, that’s basically it

Royal AU 1: Prince Sonic is arranged to marry Princess Sally Acorn but instead falls in love with Shadow whose basically the towns village recluse witch

Royal AU 2: Same as Royal AU 1 but Prince Sonic is a yandere

Genderbent Yuri AU: Just good ol Shadow and Sonic being genderbent lesbians

Royal/Monster AU: Sonic is arranged to marry Sally and on his wedding day is kidnapped by female Shadow who’s a demon and falls in love with her instead

The Vampire Dies in No Time AU: Sonic is a vampire hunter who destroys Shadow’s house based on rumors of kidnapping kids and eating them so vampire Shadow moves in with him in his apartment as revenge

Our Flag Means Death AU: Sonic is a rich boy who decides to be a real pirate and set off to seas while meeting and falling in love with the notorious pirate Shadow who is honestly tired of being a pirate

Demon AU: Sonic characters are basically demon princes in hell, my friends OC was Pride, Shadow was Wrath, Scourge was Lust and I don’t remember who else was who but we had a world built and everything and it’s probably our more detailed AUs like this one actually has a lot to it with Tails being a fallen angel, Scourge falling in love with Angel Amy and just the caste system in general

Hero AU: Kinda based this off of Lego Monkie Kid but very loosely so Sonic runs a superhero team and falls in love with Shadow who’s the son of a villain. Basically based their dynamic off of Red Son and MK.

Bound AU: Basically the movie Bound with fem Shadow and fem Sonic. Just them being lesbians who happen to do crime.

Killer AU: Okay this one is actually our most detailed one that I can remember but there’s so much going on this one that it’s hard to explain but like Shadow is being haunted by Scourge no one can see him but him and something something he meets Shadow in a psychiatric ward and shadow can see ghosts and- it’s just a lot I might have to go over the notes on this one with my friend because we have so much like even Tails gets adopted by Sonic and Shadow in this one and there were weddings and kidnappings and it’s just a lot also Sonic has one eye in this au so there’s that too. Just a whole soap opera tbh.

This Day Aria AU: Basically that one My Little Pony Special but Shadow and Sonic are getting married and Sally uses a spell on Sonic to force him into falling in love with her and marrying her while cursing Shadow and sending him away. We had one with Scourge Amy and Fiona too.

Megamind AU: Where Sonic is Megamind Tails is Minion Knuckles is Metro Man, Shadow is Roxanne and Jet is Titan

Demon AU: Shadow is a demon Sonic summons and Sonic offers to feed him souls of criminals as long as Shadow agrees to help him keep the city safe or something I don’t know this one didn’t really get far

Another Serial Killer AU: Female Shadow is a black widow serial killer who marries men for their riches and then kills them before robbing them blind and then meets Sonic and plans to do the same to him but Sonic is actually nice to her and treats her like a person instead of a trophy so she has seconds thought before finally deciding to be happy with him

Vampire and Werewolf AU: Another one that’s one of me and my friends more detailed ones it’s basically Vampire Shadow falling in love with Werewolf Sonic even though their species hate each other, it’s a lot of lore and they even end up adopting Tails who’s a half breed so like it’s a lot to this one that I’m not getting into right here

Corpse Bride AU: Where Shadow is Victoria and Sonic is Victor and Amy is Emily but there’s a happy ending and Amy ends up with Scourge in the end so yeah

James and The Giant Peach AU: It’s exactly what it sounds like James and The Giant Peach with Sonic characters

Pirates of The Caribbean AU: Basically Pirates of The Caribbean AU with Sonic characters don’t ask me who was who because I don’t remember the movie

Parents AU: Sonic and Shadow adopt Tails thinking his parents are out of the picture but they’re not they’re just negligent and accuse Sonic and Shadow of kidnapping their son. This was just a silly one.

Brainwashed Evil Shadow AU: Another one that’s a simple concept that basically turned into a bunch of rambling but it’s exactly what it sounds like

Evil Sonic AU: Sonic basically turns into a justice lords dictator thinking that he’s protecting everyone when he’s really just hurting everyone. This one has a lot of lore to it too and has a secondary au with his and shadows kids and him basically brainwashing their kids into thinking he’s good when he’s keeping shadow prisoner in her own home

And this isn’t even all of them. I still have to scroll through another list so stay tuned for part 2

Tagging @jennrypan because most of these are both of our nonsense ramblings that we only understand

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #scourge the hedgehog #amy rose #miles tails prower #sonic au #sonadow #sonadow au #scourgeamy #scourge and shadow don’t have a ship name #so many aus

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transgenderer · 8 months ago

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John Whiteside Parsons (born Marvel Whiteside Parsons;[nb 1] October 2, 1914 – June 17, 1952) was an American rocket engineer, chemist, and Thelemite occultist. Associated with the California Institute of Technology (Caltech), Parsons was one of the principal founders of both the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and the Aerojet Engineering Corporation. He invented the first rocket engine to use a castable, compositerocket propellant,[1] and pioneered the advancement of both liquid-fuel and solid-fuel rockets.

Following some brief involvement with Marxism in 1939, Parsons converted to Thelema, the new religious movement founded by the English occultist Aleister Crowley. Together with his first wife, Helen Northrup, Parsons joined the Agape Lodge, the Californian branch of Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.) in 1941. At Crowley's bidding, Parsons replaced Wilfred Talbot Smith as its leader in 1942 and ran the Lodge from his mansion on Orange Grove Boulevard. Parsons was expelled from JPL and Aerojet in 1944 owing to the Lodge's infamous reputation and his hazardous workplace conduct.

In 1945, Parsons separated from Helen, after having an affair with her sister Sara; when Sara left him for L. Ron Hubbard, Parsons conducted the Babalon Working, a series of rituals intended to invoke the Thelemic goddess Babalon on Earth. He and Hubbard continued the working with Marjorie Cameron, whom Parsons married in 1946. After Hubbard and Sara defrauded him of his life savings, Parsons resigned from the O.T.O., then held various jobs while acting as a consultant for Israel's rocket program. Amid McCarthyism, Parsons was accused of espionage and left unable to work in rocketry. In 1952, Parsons died at the age of 37 in a home laboratory explosion that attracted national media attention; the police ruled it an accident, but many associates suspected suicide or murder.[2]

man i think this guy may have been doing life right

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worst-t4t-couple · 1 year ago

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ALL Pairings are out! Long post, so look under the cut!

Round 1 1/4

Sweep, cap’n, k_k VS Jay Walker, Nya

Vee, Marsha VS Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle

Cherry Blossom Joe VS Doofinsmerch, His Ex-Wife

Percy jackson, Annabeth Chase VS Jack O Valentine, Sol Badguy

Josuke Higashikata, Yasuho Hirose VS Lug, Anode

leorio, kurapika VS Nepeta Leijon, Equius Zahhak

Luz Noceda, Marcy Wu VS Varian, Hugo

Swap, Neo VS Queen Roger and Fly Minetti

Daffy, Bugs VS Vash, Wolfwood

Ren Amamiya and Goro Akechi VS Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson

Sam, Max VS Hunter, Willow

Stepan trofimovich, Varvara Petrovnad VS Rex Salazar, Noah Nixon

nellie lovett, sweeney todd VS Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd

bubby, dr coomer VS Neku, Beat

Dave Miller, Jack Kennedy VS Kermit, Mrs. Piggy

Cleo, Etho VS Zelda, Link (Rip)

Chip, Gillion VS X, Zero

kagayama shigeo, hanazawa teruki VS Kris, Berdly

Caranthir, Haleth VS Jonathan Sims, Martin Blackwood

Marc Anciel, Nathaniel Kurtzberg VS Miyamoto Uran, Sapphire

Texas, Church VS Solid Snake, Otacon

Gundham Tanaka, Sonia Nevermind VS Phillip Carlyle,Anne Wheeler

Soos, Melody VS Red, Blue

Jungleberry Cookie, Royal Berry Cookie VS Blaze, Sonic

LDshadowlady, Smallishbeans VS Mr. Neighbor, Wegg

clark kent, lois lane VS Popeye, Olive Oyl

Round 1 2/4

Brandon Quark, Doctor Robotnik VS Elrond, Celebrian

Yoo Joonghyuk, Kim Dokja VS stanford pines, fiddleford mcgucket

Pepa & Félix Madrigal VS Duskie & Hibiscus

Emu Otori, Rui Kamishiro VS momoe and kaoru

C!fundy and c!hbomb VS Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright and Marcy Wu

Agent 3 and Agent 8 VS c!schlatt & c!connor

Zoro Roronoa and Sanji Vinsmoke (Black leg Sanji) VS Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy

Herbert West & Daniel Cain VS Snorkmaiden & Mymble Jr

charles "trip" tucker and t'pol VS Mytho & Princess Tutu (NOT duck; just her princess form)

Gregory House and James Wilson VS luz and amity

Paintbrush and Lightbulb VS Vriska Serket & June Egbert

geordi and data VS peter sqloint and rumi sqloint

Q!ElMariana and Q!Slimecicle VS Poor Boy and Love Interest

Scar and Grian VS Jolyne/Anasui

Kian Stone, Rolan Deep and Timothy Rand VS Dr. Boris Habit and Kamal Bora

red guy and duck VS MK & Red Son

jonathan harker and mina murray harker VS Zagreus/Thanatos/Megaera

Crowley and Aziraphale VS Denki Kaminari and Kyoka Jiro

Tuor and Idril Celebrindal VS Snorpy and Chadlo

jack harkness x the tardis VS Mizuki akiyama and mafuyu

Jackieboyman and Marvin the Magnificent VS Arashi Narukami and Mika Kagehara

Barbie, Ken VS ron and desiree delite

Steven Universe & Connie Maheswaran VS Magnus Burnsides and Julia Burnsides

Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla VS castiel and dean winchester

Eda and Luz’s mom VS Jadzia Dax & Kira Nerys

c!Tubbo and c!Ranboo VS Rex Salazar & Circe

Round 1 3/4

Pixal + Zane VS Apollo Justice + Klavier Gavin

The Monarch and Dr. Ms Monarch VS Juno Steel and Peter Nureyev

Kaito and Meiko VS Kamille Bidan & Fa Yuiry

Sun Wukong and Six-Eared Macaque VS Skwydd & Cricket

Sasha Nein and Milla Vodello VS Wade Ripple & Ember

Byakuren Hiijri and Toyosatomimi no Miko VS Cosmo, Wanda

Roboky and Venom VS Cellbit and Roier

Numerous BFDI ships VS Hiccup, Astrid

Beatrix and Casey VS anakin skywalker and captain rex

Raven and Beast Boy VS Neo and Trinity

Mario, Princess Peach VS Rashmi Jamil and Amelie Maçon

Denji, Asa Mitaka VS Vivi Yukino and Lewis Pepper

Benrey and Gordon VS Lace and Hornet

Beren and Luthien VS neku sakuraba, joshua kiryu

Shin and Noi VS Morticia and Gomez Addams

Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins VS Moomin, Snufkin

james t kirk + s'chnn t'gai spock VS Nico Robin and Franky

Dave Strider and John/June Egbert VS Moominmamma & Moominpappa

Edward Nygma and Oswald Cobblepot VS shaun riley and liz

louis and lestat VS Spamton, Jevil

fox mulder and dana scully VS will t riker + deanna troi [+ worf rozhenko]

Amy Rose, Metal Sonic VS Quackity and Slimecicle

Diego Brando & Hot Pants VS Elrond and Celebrian and Gil-Galad

mia fey & diego armando/godot VS Luigi and Prince Peasly

C!Quackity, C!Karl, and C!Sapnap VS Sonic, Shadow

Drey Ferin and Finn Tidestrider VS Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell

Round 1 4/4

Shaggy and velma VS Surge the Tenrec and Amy Rose

Yamato/Portgas D. Ace VS audrey & seymour

Randy Jade and Oliver Swift VS Tsukishima Kei and Yamaguchi Tadashi

Lup and Barry Bluejeans VS Reimu and Marissa

Mizuki Akiyama & Rui Kamishiro VS Jimmy The Robot and Mc Bat Commander

C!Quackity and C!wilbur VS Espresso cookie and Eclair cookie

Junpei, Akane Kurashiki VS Obi-Wan Kenobi & Satine Kryze

Raine Whispers and Eda Clawthorne VS Danny Zuko and Sandy Olsen

Maxwell 'William' Carter and Charlie W. VS Mothwing and Leafpool

Naruto Uzumaki & Sasuke VS Baxter Stockman and The Alien Computer

Keith Kogane and Lance McClain VS Wood Man and Robbie Rotten

Scott and Barda Free (Mister Miracle and Big Barda) VS John Notwoodman + Nick Lushwood

Caranthir and Haleth VS Susie and Noelle

orpheus and eurydice VS The doctor, Rose

luke skywalker and mara jade VS Princess Daisy and Luigi

time and malon VS Simon (Scissor) and Spoon

Dave strider, Karkat Vantas VS Miles “moles,” Edgar, and Madeline

Mary Anta and Reginald Tetra VS Koichi Haimawari and Kazuho Haneyama

Yoshi and Birdo VS lazlo & nadia

Celebrimbor and Annatar VS Rendog and DocM77

Jesse + Jane VS Adira Tal and Gray Tal

Matt Murdock, Foggy Nelson VS Dazai Osamu and Nakahara

Jessie and James VS jeff and britta

Anji Mito and Baiken VS Shiver and Frye

ALL of MLP* VS ALL of TF2*

*Minus any familial relationships

#Pairings

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zeldahime · 9 months ago

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Highway to Pail Bonus #2

[Day 1] [Prev] [Next] @do-it-with-style-events

Bonus prompt 2: You had me at Merlot.

Keanu Hawke Harrison-Montoya, known to his friends as Halcón or Hal and to his coworkers and customers as Harry, hadn't exactly dreamed of giving wine tours in Sonoma Valley when he was a kid, but it paid okay and you met interesting people. Once some actor from like Ireland or something had been on one of his tours with his wife and oldest kid, and his sister had called him a couple days later to ask if he'd seen them, because the kid was her favorite character on the new Game of Thrones. Not exactly Johnny Depp levels of fame, but they'd been pretty nice and Brit was impressed.

Unfortunately, interesting does not always mean nice. Two of the customers on today's tour were both interesting and irritating as hell. He could tell already that by the time he got home to Pancho, he just was not going to have it in him to do date night, Wednesday or not. Maybe he'd be cool with just cuddling on the couch and watching some dumb reality TV.

The two guys were both middle-age and English and obviously loaded, but otherwise they physically were the opposite of each other in every way, like they'd been designed to be The Odd Couple in a kid's show. One looked like if the Easter Bunny was a gay professor, and the other like the former frontman in a broken-up Clash cover band who hadn't gotten a new personality yet. They argued with each other at the back of the pack like they were either: a) about to get divorced, or b) had never believed in marriage philosophically but nevertheless intended to be in one another's pockets for the next fifty years and die within five minutes of each other so they could continue arguing at the pearly gates. He would not have been surprised if one of them was an anarchist, although based on the boyfriends and girlfriends Pancho's cousins usually brought home, he figured it'd be Easter Bunny rather than Rocker. Every tight-laced looking one talked about the fine points of German philosophy and schemes they had to redistribute wealth to third-world countries and every punk-looking one introduced him to a new "Viking" rune he'd google later and find out was a Nazi symbol. (Desirée was not very good at picking boyfriends.)

It had been more than half an hour since Hal had begun this tour, and despite Easter Bunny saying several times "do be quiet, Crowley" and Rocker saying "shut up and listen, angel" just as often, neither of them had actually stopped talking that entire time. They were quiet, was the worst part, clearly trying to be polite to the other guests by keeping their conversation down, but the whispers were much more distracting than if they'd just talked at a normal conversational level and harder for Hal to call them out on.

His smile was starting to become plastic as they finally hit the first wine break and, hopefully, a break from the English couple's half-heard conversation. He poured the wine for his dozen guests and explained how wine-tasting worked for any newbies. Like he always did, he asked for the guests to first sniff the wine, see if it reminded them of anything. All but one obediently copied him, and most had the look of people who didn't smell anything in particular but didn't want to say so and look stupid; totally normal. Rocker, however, stuck his tongue into the glass, prompting Easter Bunny to nudge him and whisper "do try to act like a human, my dear," and Rocker, at a normal conversational volume, said "Merlot with notes of tea, angel, you'll like it for sure."

"Notes of tea! Very keen nose! That'll be the tannins," Hal said cheerfully, hoping to remind them that there were ten other guests plus him on this tour. "Anyone else smell anything?"

Easter Bunny at least had the grace to look a bit embarrassed. "Thank you, er," he squinted at his nametag, "Harry," presumably on behalf of Rocker, who just smirked and whispered something in what Hal thought was French. Hal assumed it was a Harry Potter joke, because it always was. He ignored them and smiled at the rest of the group.

A round of silent, politely confused faces stared back at him. "Time to taste!" he announced, modeling taking just one sip from his glass. The Englishmen, he noticed, drank their whole sample.

Christ alive. If these two were this annoying sober, he was not going to have fun dealing with them drunk.

Author's note:

I don't know a damn thing about wine, but I do know a bit about being an underpaid tour guide, and Air Conditioning would be the absolute worst. At least they'd tip well. All knowledge of wine comes from the Wikipedia article about Merlot.

Shout out to David, Georgia, and Ty Tennant in paragraph 1. Johnny Depp is mentioned because I read once that the studio had wanted to cast him as Crowley in the never-made movie, and also because he's the most famous person I didn't quite meet while living in a tourist town.

Hal is named after Keanu Reeves and Tony Hawke, and I figured he's probably about my age. Halcón is just Spanish for Hawk. I did Google to make sure it's not accidentally offensive or funny in some dialect like how Concha* can be, and some Mexican reality TV star is being called that because he's got an aquiline nose, so I think we're solid for California at the very least. If it is accidentally funny please let me know! I also liked how you could arguably get Hal from Harrison, via Harrison -> Harry -> misattribution of Harry to Henry -> Hal. Why does Hal come from Henry? Because English is weird.

*Concha means seashell and is a regular woman's name in Spain, a pastry in Mexico, and slang for vagina in Argentina.

#my writing #do it with style events #highway to pail #outsider pov #good omens #good omens fanfiction

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fluffypotatey · 1 year ago

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Leverage Ep 12 >:3

Pre-show:

WE MADE IT TO THE FINALE

TOOK ME MONTHS BUT WE’RE HERE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

can’t think only react

So excited

Reaction:

Oooooh synopsis are you telling me we’re gonna heist the ✨insurance company✨ hehehehe

shit wait we’re starting there?????

OH SHIT

ok ok soooooo Nate is drunk (maybe???? possibly???? most likely????), he almost shot a dude (past boss????), past boss offered shrimp and Nate just went “I do like shrimp”

Bro?????? Is this a flashback????

They don’t give a time or date tho….keeping it mysterious for plot reasons I guess (<- is grumbling about it)

WAIT

SOPHIE

SOPHIE IS HERE

YIU MOTHERFUCKER

LEVERAGE YOU DIDNT

HOW DARE YOU NATE DONT YELL AT SOPHIE

they staged an intervention whilst giving him heist of his dreams 🤧 like a “hey, broski, your drinking problem sucks…..wanna get at the man who ruined you?”

ELIOT WITH GLASSES YES

ohhhhhh so this is why it’s called the 1st David Job

“While you are well-versed in dead guy art, I am not” I love you so much Alec 💕💕💕💕💕💕

Oooooh pretty art

Ummmmm sketchy basement????

omfg the vases 👀👀👀👀👀

Bro just let him take a photo????? Rookie mistake

Awwwwww let Parker play with the little naked man 🥰

Lmao Sophie does not need you to tell her how to heist a guy, Nate 🤭 so silly, maybe if you drank some water—

Oh ho! You calling the pope a heathen 😂 in front of an alleged Vatican archivist 😂 you got balls man

Mag????? THE EX WIFE?????

WHAT

WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?????? Girlie why are you in a party hosted by the ceo of the company that killed your son??????

Parker is meeeeeeeeeeee

SOPHIE 😂😂😂😂

Oh dear…..Maggie what are you doing????

SOPHIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s what….15 minutes???? jfc

Alec turned the fucking statue 💀💀💀💀💀

“Breakfast jambalaya” well now I’m hungry

YEEEEE MY PARKER/ALEC HEART

awwwwwwww he wants to talk about it 🥺🥺🥺 I’m ok T^T totally

ELIOT 💀💀💀 YOU DID NOT

Love my chaotic, smart Parker 🥰

ok, so, question: they mention that Nate’s ex-wife meets him to talk about when the priest got attacked in the Miracle Job, but now it’s like the team never met her before???? sorry it’s been awhile but I’m a little confused. Shouldn’t Sophie already know what she looks like???? Bc she made the “she’s pretty” comment here like idk sorry I’m might be overthinking this?

Lmaooooooo SOPHIE

ELIOT IS DONE LMAOOOOO

Parker don’t throw the David!!!!!

?????

Ok does the ex-wife care as in she wants to get back together or care as in “we used to love each other and while it isn’t the same now I still care for you like an old friend cares”? bc I really want option 2

Eliot why would you bring up the ex-wife again????

Sophie……girlie what are you doing???? She looks so excited and idk whether to be concerned or not

Oooooooh parents are talking

Lmao that door does not help at all, plus it has windows???? The trio’s still there this is not a private combo lol

oh shit she doesn’t know 🫢

Nate/Sophie 🥺🥺🥺🥺 why are they so soft stop it

Fuck up the company please 🙏🏻

TEXACO?????

Wait bro what’s the new plan???

Alec lmao 😂 bringing out the pen, making the pilot panic

you not a fan of heights 👀 ironic

ALEC 💀💀💀

“FAA! he’s a hardass” 😂😂😂😂

ALECCCCC WTF

BRO THE PILOTS ARE STILL THERE

My thoughts on what the pilot’s are thinking: “fucking FAA….stupid new regulations….wait, why is he putting that on his head??? What’s with that briefcase???? Who is he talking to???? What’s with the statue????….fucking FAA…”

Ah fuck it’s option 1….dammit

YEAH NATE PUNCH HIS ASS

OH SHIT

WHO WAS THAT GET THAT CAMERA AWAY

And of course this is just halfway

YES ELIOT WAIT FUCK

WHOMST

WAIT ALEC BB NOOOO HES JUST A MAN LEAVE MY MAN ALONE

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??????

PARKER FUCK

LEAVE HIM ALONNNNNE

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY

FUCKUNG CROWLEY LOOKING DUDE BETTER NOT HARM PARKER

YES ELIOT FUCK HIM UP BREAK HIS KNEES

“I’ll come alone” fucking liar >:(

Sophie…….no girlie……..

Sterling please don’t hurt my Nate/Sophie please…..dont 🥺

He’s keeping Parker???? You bitch

Fuck 🫠 so stressed rn

Please tell me this episode isn’t over 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Ok ok not over 🥺 but still stressed

Nooooooooo Sophie/Nate please!!!!! You can’t hurt each other 🤧🤧🤧🤧 it’s not allowed!

Lmao you put it on the the edge of the roof, very classy girlie

ALEC!!!! BABY T^T

Parker should kill him, for funsies

Eliot should kill all of the lackies, for funsies as well • Hahaaaaaa so stressed

Girlie don’t you dare jump

GIRLIE WHAT

FUCK THEM ALLL UPPPPPP BOYS

I mean….they could cut the line????

Eliot you good??? Are his ribs still broke?????

Ok so episode is close to ending….everything seems well…but this is a 2-parter????

“Shouldn’t we call the police?” “You’re fired” said it like a true villain to his henchman 😎

ALEC BRO BADASS BUT STILL THE HQ????

Lmaooooo talking shit, piglet?

OHHHHHHHHH THE SHOT IS JUST LIKE THE PILOT!!!!! THEY’RE DIUNG A PARALLEL OF HOW THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE BARELY A TEAM AND NOW PRESENT TIME WHERE THEY ARE A FAMILY OH MY GOD!!!!

EVEN THE SCATTER WAS LIKE THE PILOT AHHHHHHHHHH

Final Thoughts:

#fluffy watches #leverage #halp 🫠#edit: fuck forgot to add the read more thing

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maledictusfotum · 1 year ago

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GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 SPOILERS

me BEGGING and PLEADING that people understand why Aziraphale did what he did PLEASE UNDERSTAND

It wasn't out of character, it may not have even been the coffee theory, HE'S TRAPPED IN THIS MINDSET. THAT HE CAN'T ESCAPE THAT HE CAN FIX IT, HE CAN'T BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. HE WANTS TO CHANGE IT

Crowley did deserve better, he did, but at the same time, that kiss???? Had to have been torture for Aziraphale. Because please. His ass wasn't ready, his ass wanted to change heaven, his ass wanted to fix things so he and Crowley could live in peace all season long, WE SAW HIM GIVING HEART EYES AND PINING SO BAD FOR CROWLEY. HE LOVES HIM HE DOES. THE KISS??? Crowley probably saw it as 1) a last ditch effort and, I believe, 2) a way to hurt Aziraphale like Aziraphale hurt him. I DON'T REALLY AGREE WITH CROWLEY BECAUSE WHAT HE DID WAS KINDA STUPID Y'ALL, YES IT SUCKS, buT HE ALSO SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, AND I HATE THAT HE'S LEAVING AZIRAPHALE ALONE LIKE THIS BECAUSE OH MY GOD. IT SHOULD BE SO OBVIOUS. SO FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT AZIRAPHALE IS STILL STUCK IN THIS, AND I GET IT. THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CROWLEY'S PROBLEM, BUT HE'S ALREADY STUCK AROUND LONG ENOUGH.

anyway CROWLEY'S ass better be going back for him. OR. WHAT UF HE DOESN'T,WHAT IF AZIRAPHALE HAS TO FIGURE IT OUT THE HARD WAY WHAT IF HE FALLS AND DNJDJDKAKSA Y'ALL.I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS KNOW THE DANGER AZIRAPHALE IS IN. IT'S NOT GOOD YKNOW, NOT GOOD. AND CROWLEY, DOES LOVE SAVING AZIRAPHALE.YKNOW.so.go save him pls my wife

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #go s2 spoilers #go2 spoilers

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veryferaldistributions · 2 years ago

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3. For each of the fandoms from day two, what were your favorite characters to write?

Fish Hooks: Mr. Baldwin (duh!).

I enjoy the challenge of this character. Mainly because his struggle in my stories is that he’s pregnant and about to be a dad and instead of being excited about it, he doesn’t really know what to feel. So I got to write his journey as he goes through the different emotions that he has about this process.

I also really enjoy writing the version of Ms. Lips I have in my work. She’s a much gentler, more emotionally-intelligent, and wittier character than the show’s version. She’s a much better partner for Baldwin, and he deserves good things! I also really loved exploring how she’d feel about becoming a mom to someone else’s kids.

I also just loved making Coach Salmons even gayer than he was on the show. (He flirts with Baldwin to annoy him.)

Penny Dreadful: Victor Frankenstein.

Granted, my fic features only him and Caliban, but I really enjoyed taking his paternal joy that he showered on Proteus, and exploring what might happen if he showed Caliban that same kindness. I loved getting to write him so soft, and have this AU where Caliban’s re-birth is something wonderful and celebrated instead of being a traumatic nightmare for both of them.

MamaBoy: Ditto. (No, seriously, that’s his name.)

I’m not certain how many people have seen this movie, but basically Ditto is the wingman of the main character, Kelly (who is also a boy, just for clarification). He is one of the WEIRDEST characters I’ve seen in anything ever. He wears the gaudiest clothing, is so nerdy and ADHD and socially awkward, yet somehow is best friends with the most popular guy in school and is BURSTING with self-confidence. (And is also played by Sinjin from “Victorious.”)

He is also a genuinely supportive, kind hearted friend who is in a heterosexual-marriage with his BFF. And flirts with him constantly. (But I couldn’t end up shipping them! I like them better as friends, tbh! Possibly the first/only time that’s happened to me.)

He is the perfect “Leah” to Kelly’s “Juno.” I love him, and loved writing him. (This movie is not good, btw, but Ditto IS.)

Good Omens: I’m sorry, this one is a copout, because I loved writing both Aziraphale AND Crowley too much to pick between them. I enjoyed writing Zira’s fussy, fretting, and uptight dialogue, but then also Crowley’s more laid-back relaxed parts. I also enjoyed just writing them very domestic and warm-fuzzy, then to have them kinda thrown into a panic when this baby (a girl) gets dumped on their doorstep…who happens to be the second coming of Jesus. 😂

The Neighbors: Jackie Joyner-Kersee.

For two reasons. First reason is the dialogue pattern of the aliens in this show. It was a fun challenge to stay in character with them without feeling like I was completely copying from the show. (For instance, they use their full names like a first name, or their pet-name for their significant other is just “husband” or “wife.”)

Second reason is that this fic focused on the cliffhanger ending of the show, where we find out the leader of the aliens, Larry Bird (Jackie’s husband) is pregnant with his third child, and then he and his family stay behind on earth when their whole colony goes back to their home planet. (The show got canceled after season two, so the plot was never resolved.)

It was fun to focus on a woman/man mpreg story, specifically when writing about Jackie’s envy of her husband’s ability to carry the children, she feels like he has this special relationship with them. So in this rare moment of kindness from Larry (he’s kind of an ass in the show), he helps her connect with their baby.

Re-Animator: (Do I even need to say it?) Herbert West.

I have THOROUGHLY enjoyed writing Herbert. He is an enigma all his own. I’ve mainly enjoy writing him because:

1. He is VERY autistic.

2. I get to do another Frankenstein story. (I’ve also done original work that mimics Frankenstein.)

3. This is my first time writing a trans character.

I am autistic, so I’ve enjoyed using him as my first exploration of writing an autistic character (even though some of my original characters have autistic tendencies). He’s just got this quirky yet dark sense of humor, but he’s also a workaholic “reagent” addict, and he’s completely full of himself. But he’s also, at least in my fic/Combs’ headcanon, asexual. Which is nice, because I am greysexual, so I don’t feel forced to write sex scenes in this fic! 😄

He’s also a MAJOR asshole! But that’s part of the fun of writing him; he says everything I could if I had no filter or common courtesy.

Also, yes, in my fic (and MANY others) Herbert is a trans man. This is admittedly hard for me to know if I get right, because I am not a trans man myself (I am, however, genderqueer/questioning) and while his transness is not the central focus of the story, it does play a big role in it. So it’s been interesting to walk this tightrope of investing some story in this side of the character, while also keeping Herbert, well, Herbert.

Equally hard tightrope is writing him as much of an ass as in the movies, while also trying to show enough of a reason for Dan Cain to want to be married to him. 😂

#30 days of fanfic #fish hooks #mpreg #penny dreadful #the neighbors #good omens #reanimator #mamaboy #fanfic #fanfiction #mpreg fanfiction #cw mpreg

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mlobsters · 1 year ago

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supernatural s11e1 out of the darkness, into the fire (w. jeremy carver)

i'm feeling very dispirited about my ability to watch the entire series, gotta say. i'd been kind of looking forward to s11 because i have some vague notions of a few of the episodes. ah well. tally-ho

dean sucked up by the darkness straight away, great (scrolling through my internal rolodex of ladies i very vaguely know of from fic. amara??). turns out our nice boy is just taking a nap with the flowers

sam's hair situation looks improved, looks like they let it grow out so it's uneven in the back and flipping up in parts again instead of a shaped smooth bob situation

they're getting a little more creative with the effects with rolling in the flashbacks, which is neat. though using the same effect (differently but similar enough) for dean and sam's recollection, less neat

cas has progressed to rabid wet kitten i see

JENNA Rebar. I sought cover. I fell.

😬

all right so. just the moral calculation of culpability in all the rando human deaths at scale due to ye olde brothers. letting lucifer out i think is zero sum, they were pushed by heaven and hell to make it happen. sam saved a lot of people by jumping into the cage to lock lucifer (and michael and poor adam) back up, that's gotta add a good number in the black. (cas has got some big negatives with the whole god-stint and releasing the leviathans i wager. oh and the whole angels falling business). choosing for sam to live instead of closing the gates of hell forever, well that is less definable but seems like a big fat red number on dean's tally, but probably less than would have died with lucifer and michael duking it out? so if we consider them one (ofc) they're still in the black. this business with the darkness though, is a lot more definable and in your face if we're seeing this hospital full of dead people on their first jaunt out post evil!twister. curious what kind of guilt they're gonna lay at sam's feet. he gets squirrely when it's people in the way of having dean. anyway. i think y'all might be the bad guys 😔

moving on, finally.

oh funny, the deputy was the original fen in the magicians which i've definitely mentioned before while watching this. aha, she was in 7x22 with rick worthy (dean fogg on the magicians, spn alpha vampire). those light eyes and dark hair are very striking and memorable

did they scrimp on the makeup budget or something?? looks like he's sewing up a vulva and not even bothering to lift her shirt. UNSANITARY, BRO. hope she's up to date on her tetanus too. and gets some antibiotics to boot

that's some weirdly lit cleavage. also, dean already lied to sam about what went down with her? SIGH. so. tired.

this lighting got him extra haggard looking. why didn't he just kill the zombie whatever, especially after hearing the baby crying? wtf is going on.

the little yawn 🥺

MARN’S HUSBAND You just sit your tush down, okay? Just let me get this out. I've been thinking a lot about what you said -- and -- and I know, I lost my chickens when you put it out there. But it's not every day that your wife tells you that she wants to watch you get a party started with your best friends. I mean, am I right?

this whole interlude is... something. aaand straight to maternal death. sigh. and dad's gonna die too. great

giving 2x9 croatoan slash 2004 dawn of the dead vibes

DEAN And how long is that? And when they infect others, how long is that? No, we stay here, that baby dies. We did this, Sam. Okay? We broke it, we bought it.

indeed. why don't you tell sam about the dark cleavage lady then

CASTIEL Sam, Dean... goodbye. It may be some time before we see one another again. DEAN Wait, Cas. Cas!

LOL okay. couldn't squeeze in any details i guess

MINION 1 It's just, you barely escaped assassination. You're arguably on the run from the most powerful witch on earth -- not to mention an angel of heaven and uh... CROWLEY And? MINION 1 You didn't call for help until after the orgy?

come now, minion 1, do you truly expect otherwise

sam's talking big picture logistics and dean's just like wtf is the other option right at this moment

DEAN We have a plan, okay? It's the same plan as it's always been. In order to get out, we go through. SAM And? How's that been working for us? DEAN We can't save Cas if we're stuck in some hospital, okay? Just like I can't strap on a time machine, go back, and tell Cain to shove that Mark up his ass or stop you from releasing the darkness. Now, have we made mistakes? Yes. Hell, yes. And we can analyze each and every one of them over a couple of frosties when we're old and farting sawdust and out of this room! Right now, all I can do is I can gear up, I can head out, and I can save that freaking baby, which is exactly what I'm gonna do.

when they get old. together. right.

SAM Dean, if we don't change -- right now -- all of our crap is just gonna keep repeating itself. DEAN Okay, I-I don't even -- what?

i'm with you on this one, dean. what

SAM There is always a cure. You just have to want to find it. DEAN Yeah, how are you gonna find it if you're dead? And around and around we go. SAM Saving people means all of the people, Dean. Not just that baby. Not just each other. I unleashed a force on this world that could destroy it... to save you. DEAN And I told you not to. SAM And I'd do it again. In a second, I would do it again. And that is what I'm talking about. This isn't on you. It is on us. We have to change.

(i hate that my thought process legit is, take yourselves off the board, go to heaven, do not pass go)

so i guess sam's guilt caused a come to jesus moment about killing the people (rabids??? zombies) who we've seen already have an inherently short shelf life even without intervention. guess that's why he refused to shoot one despite the crying baby. this doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. i can see sam having this thinking, but not in this situation and moment.

poor woman stuck watching their messy drama play out. i hope they're packing her a big ass duffel of formula and diapers. did you know when you give birth in a hospital, you can take all that stuff you don't use in your room with you? stock up, folks

SAM Get Jenna to the car. Get her and the baby somewhere safe. DEAN Without a shot. And what are we gonna do about those things on our tail? SAM They won't be on your tail. DEAN No way. SAM You said it, Dean. We broke this. DEAN Yeah, we broke this, okay? We did. SAM I heard it in your voice when you agreed to take that child. I get it. You do what you do. But you've got to let me do what I do, too.

be bait?

quelle surprise sam locked himself in with a zombie. oh and got zombie juice in his mouth. STELLAR PLAN, SAM

MIKE Her name.. is Amara.

okily dokily. so we think the baby's named amara but it's actually dark cleavage lady? do i get a gold star?

and lucifer slash michael is all riled up in the cage, even greater

DARKNESS For the same reason that you'll never hurt me. (She pulls aside her dress to show the Mark of Cain on her collarbone) We're bound, Dean. We'll always be bound. You helped me. I helped you. No matter where I am, who I am... we will always help each other.

great great. it's like a neverending fucking romcom where an ever growing percentage of sam and dean's problems are caused by lack of communication. but we don't even get the catharsis of a good kiss at the end. i am so tired of it

i need to lower my expectations again so i can stop being so disappointed

#supernatural #spnwatch #spn 11x01 #gore #laci j mailey #jeremy carver #sam's hair

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bigmouthlass · 2 months ago

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Title: Stops Along The Way, Exit 3

Series: Holler Me Home, part 7

Author: BJ

Fandom: Supernatural

Rating: Mature

Pairing: Dean Winchester/You, Dean Winchester/Reader

Synopsis: Short scenes from the 'Holler Me Home' AU series. Slices of life as a perspective Winchester, as You and Dean try to figure out the whole relationship thing.

Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, ABO, Omegaverse, AU, Dean Winchester, Alpha Dean Winchester, Omega You, Omega Reader, Sam Winchester, Alpha Sam Winchester, Mary Winchester, Omega Mary Winchester, Castiel, Crowley, Kelly Kline, Housebreaking Sam And Dean,

AN: Domesticity, Winchester style. Or what's a girl to do when she moves in with her not-entirely-housebroken lover and his brother? All recognizable intellectual properties are owned by their respective creators and holders of any copyrights or trademarks. This is a not-for-profit work of fan art and protected by Fair Use.

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Chapter 1

AN: UMC is Upper Middle Class-- see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, 'Live Bullet.'

It's morning and the good guys are dressed in grundies and assembled around the map table. A carafe of hot coffee and a box of donuts sit on the table. "Here's what I don't get," you say, polishing off the last chocolate creme and relishing the sweet.

"What don't you get?" Dean asks.

You frown at the evidence board set up with everything your collective brain trust knows so far about Kelly Kline and Nephilim Kline. "Kelly's a UMC polysci major from Lexington, Virginia. How the hell is she staying off the grid?"

"You know," Dean says, "that's a wonderful question."

"Pays cash, lays low, keeps moving," Sam says, not looking up from his notebook.

"Yeah but how does she know how to do that?" you wonder out loud. "I didn't learn how to ride the underclass until Peg showed me how."

"She's got a point," Dean says. "Living cash only's expensive, especially these days. Just about everywhere requires some form of plastic."

"Guys I know that," Sam says. "I already checked anybody she might've gone to for cash. Came up dry."

You blow out a breath. "I'm a terrible person for hoping like hell she miscarried aren't I?"

"You're excused, all things considered," Castiel says over the phone.

"Oh thanks Cas, that makes me feel so much better."

"Guys!" Sam snaps. "Can we not bitch and moan for ten goddamn minutes? I mean it, my brain hurts."

"Sorry," you mutter.

"Sorry Sam," Cas says. "I just called on Dr. Dykstra. He and his wife are doing well. Mrs. Dykstra asked me to thank Sam for recommending Melanie. She said speaking to her has been very helpful."

"That's good," you say, relieved. "Call us back if you find something."

"Of course."

"Watch your back Cas," Dean says.

"Always." Cas disconnects.

You accept a cup of coffee from Dean. Hot and sweet, it blasts the last of the fog out of your brain. “Ah, that’s good,” you sigh. “Thanks babe.”

“No problem sweetheart."

You’re finishing the dregs in the cup when you notice Dean staring at you. “What?”

“Nothing,” he says, like he’s just snapped out of something.

“Whaaaat? What?”

“Seriously, nooooothing," he drawls, with that twinkle that says it's very fucking far from nothing.

"That's not your Nothing face," you say.

"Really? What kind of face is this?" he asks.

You mime a pouty smirk. "That's your naughty face."

"Oh shit, you're on to me," Dean sighs. He takes your lips in a kiss, one of those kisses that starts with a soft caress and ends two days later. Sam groans, and without breaking the kiss you and Dean both flip him off.

Sadly it doesn't get past the soft caress. "Aht-hem!"

You and Dean break apart on a mutual cuss. A stocky man, average height, close-cropped dark hair and beard, dressed in a meticulously tailored black suit, pours himself a cup of coffee from the carafe on the table. "Good morning, Moose, Squirrel."

"This had better be really fucking important," Dean says.

The stranger -- how the hell did he get past, well, everything? -- smirks. "Didn't think you were in the habit of bringing your conquests home with you. "

You scent. Demon. But the guys aren't freaking out. If anything, they're annoyed. Your memory coughs up a picture of the same face bent over an obnoxiously garnished fruity drink as Dean slams back shots and molests the cocktail waitresses. "Mister Crowley, I presume."

The King of Hell gives you a little salute with his cup. "Enchanted." You curl your lip in a mocking little not-smile. "I'm sure--" he takes a sip and makes a face, "God, what do you make this out of? Road tar?"

"The asphalt gives it body," you snipe. "Is there a reason for the house call? Normal people text first.”

"I'm sure your darling here planned on contacting me with some very important news but I figured as long as I was in the neighborhood I'd drop by and we'd discuss it in person. So if you'll run along--"

"No," you and Dean say together. "She knows about Satan's love child," Dean clarifies. "Anything you can say to me you can say to her. Get used to it."

Rolling his eyes, Crowley sits. Like he has a right to. Jesus. "Since all the data I currently possess indicates the nephilim is still alive, I can only presume its mother is still missing."

"You presume correctly," you say.

"I see. Since this infant potentially has the power to annihilate us all, might I suggest finding her should be the only item on your priority list?"

"You're striking out too, huh," you say. "Well as my daddy's fond of saying, my little asshole just puckers up and bleeds."

"She's right," Dean says. "You've got, what, a couple thousand demons topside? Plus however many more cooking in Hell? You shouldn't need our help to track down a pregnant chick on the run."

"I'm more interested to know what your plans are once you find her," Crowley says. "If our lovely Miss Kline intended to end her pregnancy, she would have done so by now. And yet, the nephilim lives."

That iron box is still there, and you put your heart away again. "We'll do whatever we have to," you tell Crowley.

Sam looks at you in surprise, and fear too. "That's not what you were saying earlier."

"As opposed to what the angels will do to her once they find her?" Crowley says. "They'll atomize her, mother and infant both."

"No shit," you say. "So what're you proposing as an alternative? Because unless we can figure out a way to hobble the kid's powers we can't let him live. It's too great a risk."

"Ah. And how, exactly, does one ‘hobble’ the powers of a celestial being? One sired by an archangel, and not just any archangel, but Lucifer, himself?" asks Crowley.

"You tell me," you say. "You're more of an expert on magic than any of us good guys."

"Huh," Crowley says, and he looks intrigued. "Don't suppose you yahoos have the Angel tablet tucked away somewhere."

"Smashed," Sam says. "And the angels aren't going to put it back together for this."

"No, not when there's a much simpler solution," Crowley says, still with that thoughtful look. "Ironic when I'm the humane one."

"Strange days have found us," you say. "Now if you don't mind I'm not accustomed to receiving guests in my nightclothes."

"Gratifying to see your taste in companions has ticked upwards a few notches," Crowley tells Dean, and with a quiet pop of collapsing air he's gone.

Naughty Dean has left the bunker. "What're you doing?"

You sigh. "If Crowley thinks he can gain more by letting Kelly live, it reduces the chances he'll tell his minions to shoot on sight."

"Reserving that privilege for yourself?"

"Jesus Christ," you say, backing off from Dean in a hurry. "I'm trying to buy us some time, fucknuts! Kelly got pregnant . . . when, mid-October-ish? Puts her due date sometime in July. That gives us six months to come up with a workable alternative to murdering a fucking infant-- something the other players on the board will not hesitate to do."

"All right all right all right, simmer down. I'm sorry, okay?"

You pull in a breath and let it out on an eight-count. "Right now the last thing we need is anybody working to cross-purposes. Bad enough we're having to stay ahead of the angels." A thought occurs to you. "How is Kelly staying under the radar if she's not warded? I mean, mystical-wise? Cas told me he had to graffiti you and Sam up to keep the angels from finding you guys."

"You know," Sam says, "that's a damn good question." The thought occurs to all three of you at the same time. "You don't think it's the kid is it?"

"You got a better explanation? According to everything we know about her there's no way she'd know enough spellcraft to figure out that degree of warding on her own." You start pacing. "You've gone through all the information we have about nephilim, right?"

"Yeah, and in the process figured out we don't have all that much information about nephilim," Sam says.

"We could start with why they're taboo to begin with," you say. "Is it just a matter of raw power? Or is it something else? Because if it's something else, maybe that broadens our options a little."

"How?" Dean asks.

"I don't know, I haven't gotten that far in my reasoning," you admit. "What did Crowley mean by Angel tablet?"

Sam explains about God's little Easter eggs. "We have the Demon and Leviathan tablets in storage. Cas smashed the Angel tablet because another angel was tapping into its power. Last he knew the pieces were in Heaven."

"Is there a Nephilim tablet?"

Sam opens his mouth, but then he closes it. "I don't know."

"Well how do we find out?" you ask.

"We stole the Leviathan tablet from Dick Roman," Dean says, "and Crowley was sitting on the Demon tablet. The Angel tablet was stashed in one of Lucifer's crypts."

"Could the angels be sitting on it?"

"Don't think so," Dean says. "The tablets weren't meant for the angels to sit on."

"I'll call Donatello and see if he knows anything about a Nephilim tablet," Sam says. "If it exists, and if we could find it in time, and if it has something we could actually use. That isn't even a straw to grasp."

"Right," you concede. "Doesn't change Priority One."

"Find Kelly," Dean wraps it up.

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Chapter 2

Sam walks in as you're setting up the camera. "Hey! What'cha up to?"

"Shh!" You glance down at your phone. "Do me a favor. Stand right in front of the island."

Bemused, Sam shuffles to the indicated spot. You lower the center of focus to account for the height difference-- there. Perfect. "Thanks."

"No problem. What's going on?"

"Kodak moment incoming. Remember when I had to go out this morning?" At Sam's yeah, you get the package out of the fridge. "Birthday presents."

An apprehensive look crosses Sam's face. "Um . . . he really hates it when--"

"I know, I know, the idea of a surprise party probably frosts his balls. That's why we're leaving out the party part and making the surprise as low-key as we can get away with." You line the box with frozen cold packs just in case Dean's a little late getting up in the morning and use a Sharpie to scribble a note on the underside of the lid. Christmas is for gag gifts in between whatever case is being worked that day. You are not going to treat Dean's birthday that way. Sam's neither, when it comes around. You've already got his present picked out, a first edition of Helter Skelter signed by Vincent Bugalosi.

Sam's eyes go wide when you gently extract the package contents. "Where did you get that?"

"Special order from Arnie's back home. We also have," you get out another box, about the size of your palm, "treats, from this artesian chocolatier in Fruitland." You open the box to show an assortment of chocolate truffles.

"You're a genius," Sam tells you with a smile. "Dean's gonna love those."

A slicer, saucer and fork completes the set, and you write FOR DEAN on the box. With a giggle, you write underneath in tiny letters, (not booby trapped).

Later, you and Sam huddle over your phone watching the camera feed. Dean shuffles into the kitchen in his robe and pours himself a cup of coffee. He's all half-lidded eyes and hedgehog hair. It's so goddamned adorable, you have to chew your lips to keep the stupid grin off your face.

As his brain absorbs the first hit of caffeine, Dean turns and notices the stuff on the island. You zoom in close enough to see his face scrunch up in confusion. On top of your box sits another box, this one wrapped in Tasmanian Devil wrapping paper and FROM SAM on the tag. Snatching it up, Dean rips the paper like a five year old on Christmas morning. The look of sheer delighted surprise when he pulls out a pair of big furry slippers with felt claws and tiger stripes makes you thank God you'd set up the camera. "That is too damn cute."

Sam laughs a little, the delight on Dean's face finding its reflection in his. It makes them look more like brothers than anything else you've seen, makes them beautiful. On impulse, you give Sam a one-armed hug. Sam goes still in surprise for a second, but then his arm goes around your shoulders and he squeezes you back. Sam gives the best hugs. Someone should always be hugging him.

Dean sets the tiger slippers aside and examines your box. He touches it and frowns at the cold. Carefully, he lifts the lid and his face goes loose in surprise. His eyes flick side-to-side as he reads what you wrote--

Best of both worlds-- it's a cake AND it's a pie!

(with bonus chocolate)

Happy Birthday!

With every bit the care and reverence it deserves, Dean lifts the fudge-covered cheesecake out of the box, sets it on the island, and cuts himself a slice. Sam holds a finger to his lips and the two of you creep towards the kitchen. The noises Dean's making are downright pornographic, he's making you blush. "Play it cool," you whisper in Sam's ear, and he nods.

"Morning," Sam says, going for the coffeepot and pouring himself a cup.

"Morning," you echo. "Hey-- do we have any of the Raisin Nut Bran left?"

Dean, half his slice already gone and a faint smear of fudge on his lips, looks at you both with wide eyes. He looks . . . childlike, almost. Vulnerable. Lost. It really breaks you heart sometimes, of all the horror Dean faces as a matter of course, it's simple everyday affection that knocks his internal compass askew. "Where did you get this?" he demands.

You tell him the same thing your mother told you when asked that question, "Birthday lizard. You'd better share though, or it's double the calories."

"Yeah! Yeah, go ahead, damn," Dean sputters.

Grinning, Sam sets his coffee cup down and grabs Dean in a fierce hug. You fetch more saucers and forks. The guys need their moment, and you're okay with waiting your turn.

Your turn comes that evening. You flip on your bedroom light and there's Dean, stretched out on the bed, arms crossed over his chest and legs crossed at the ankle. He's wearing a black cowboy hat tilted down over his eyes Indy Jones Taking A Nap style, his new fuzzy tiger slippers . . . and nothing else.

"This my thank you for the cheesecake?" you ask.

Dean tips the hat to uncover his eyes and grins at you. Full of promises, and he spends the night making good on all of them.

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Chapter 3

"Hey beautiful,” Dean says as you march in, your hands full of mail and your head full of thunder. He does a little side-step and sweeps you into his arms.

“Not now Dean,” you shove him off.

“Aw come on babe,” he pouts and kisses your neck.

“Let go of me!” You twist out of his arms and march down the hall.

“Hey wait--” Dean yells your name, jogging to pace you. You keep marching. No way you’re going to fall apart in front of him. That piece of your pride you will keep, thank you very much. You make it to your room with just enough time to slam the door and lock it in his face.

Dean pounds on the door, demanding answers. “Back off Dean!” you yell and turn on the Rammstein to underline your point. Morgenstern, ach sheine, auf as Auntliz mein . . .

“What the hell?” you hear Sam ask Dean.

“I don’t know, man, she’s not talking.”

Sam considers. “ECS?” he whispers.

“Maybe?” Dean whispers back.

“FUCK YOU WINCHESTER!” Before they can ask, you add, “BOTH OF YOU!!!”

You hold it back until you’re sure they’re both gone, bury your face in a pillow, and let the snot fly. You’re such an idiot. When you spied an envelope in the stack made out in dad’s distinctive block printing, oh God the hope. Maybe . . . maybe he’d grown . . . maybe seeing you happy with someone . . . maybe knowing you were still trying to live your life in a way that would make your kinfolk proud . . . maybe he’d remember you’d been his kittycat once and you still loved him.

But instead.

Why you expected different, better, you don’t know. Why it hurts so much, you don’t know that either. “Fuck you dad,” you whisper into your pillow between sobs, “I can’t go the rest if my fucking life hurt because I can’t make Daddy proud of me.” It sounds good in your head but not from your crybaby slut mouth. It sounds needy. It sounds weak.

You snivel, hating yourself just that little bit more with each tear. When the tears run out you lie, an inert log of nothing. Drawback to living underground like a fucking troll; when you regain yourself enough to wonder what time it is, it’s one in the morning, you want a drink, and you do not want company.

You wait, laying on your bed. Feet, Dean’s feet, shuffle to a stop in front of your door and there’s a soft double-tap of a knock. You bite your lips. Dean doesn’t need to see you like this, sniveling with your daddy issues. You hear a sigh, then the door to Dean’s room opens and shuts. A waft of his scent curls under your nose, stinging a bit with irritation. Intense irritation, for it to show up in his scent like that.

You keep still until you hear his breathing go slow and snorty. Then, quietly, you creep out of your room. Leaving a note on the coffee maker, you bundle up and hike to the RV park.

The Wild Turkey 101’s still in its hiding place in the closet. At least here you can have your pity-party in private.

Plus the post-pity-party hangover, you think as you dry-heave yourself back to consciousness the next morning. As you’re rinsing your mouth out, you hear Baby pull up outside and swear yourself the rest of the way awake.

Dean pounding on the door yelling for you goes through your fragile skull like a rifle bullet. “Get your shit and get out here! We got a case!”

“Fuck you and everybody who looks like you Winchester,” you snarl under your breath.

“I heard that! Let’s go! Hurry up!”

Grabbing a baseball cap and shutting off the RVs engine, you squint your eyes almost shut and damn near fall down through the door. Oh fucking great, this would be a day Mary decides to drop by for a job. Relations with the potential future mother-in-bond’re gonna be real warm after this.

Dean scowls. “Are you gonna be okay to work or are you too drunk?”

“Well gee I dunno, why don’t you tell me, Mister I Get My Liquor By Case Lot?” you snap. “I’m fine. Let’s go.”

Your hangover does not improve, and neither does your disposition. The case, a straightforward haunting, doesn’t help. It doesn’t burn off enough energy, and the dead boxer gets a few licks in before the fire catches. “It’s not broken,” you foghorn, slapping Dean’s hand away as he reaches for your bloody nose.

“All right, all right, Jesus!”

“Will you two knock it off?” Mary snaps. “You’re both acting like children!”

“What,” you yell as Dean hangs his head like the dyed-in-the-wool mama’s boy he is, “gives you the right to speak that way to me? Unlike Bugs and Daffy here I am not your fucking child.”

Dean snaps. “That's enough,” he orders, using Alpha voice. “Go wait in the car.”

You sit in the backseat for a good twenty frigid minutes, fuming. When you get back to the bunker you apologize and Mary accepts, with the cold formality that says plainer than day neither of you means a word of it.

Things thaw out over the course of the next few days, with normal service more or less resumed by the end of that week. You don’t offer an apology and Dean doesn’t either. Grownup you knows that’s not good. You should trust your Alpha enough to tell him what’s bothering you. A deeper part of you refuses. You can’t even think of how to begin to explain, much less apologize. It’s the first time you’ve excluded Dean from what’s going on with you since this trial period started, and you hate it . . . but you can’t stop.

The picture of you and Dean sitting astride Eddie and a note written on a piece of paper torn from the steno pad dad keeps on his workbench. No salutation or signature. Three bitter sentences.

I’m supposed to be impressed you found someone stupid enough to support you while you whore yourself? Though I suppose he can be excused. Alphas are just as much sluts as Omegas, they just deal with it better.

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AN2: ECS is Estrus Cycle Syndrome, or, The Omega Be Cray-Cray. German: "Morning star, oh shine, on this face of mine . . ." Morgenstern, off the album 'Reise Reise,' about a man who falls in love with an ugly woman, and neither of them can deal with it. Dean's birthday and he gets the cheesecake and the fuzzy tiger slippers; my birthday and I get the fight. Figures. :-(

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vinxwatches · 10 months ago

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good omens season 2

ep 1

damn, getting to see crowly as a not fallen angel? this can't be good. blasphemy to the highest order, especially to creationists, i LOVE IT! he's so enthusiastic about the universe it's infectious and the theology is just so saddening. i mean that how i think about this type of theology in general, but it does a really good job of presenting it. "how much trouble could i get into for just asking a few questions?"... yea... this type of theology does not appreciate simple questions.

azeeaaa... that guy just forgiving is both nice characterization, as well as a slap in the face of the theology. he can just forgive, unlike his god.

"who told you i was naked?" such a great inversion of a biblical line. this show is way too fucking clever... Also What The Fuck Is Going On? why does Gabriel suddenly know nothing with mysterious prophesies? "his royal smuggness" fuck that's a quote to steal.

on the one side they seem to be setting up a saphic romance, on the other it was shot down hard. so now i'm curious, was the shotdown a lie, will something happen, or something more intersting?

the sound effect for dusting, fucking hell this season will be glorious.

that... oh that's no not a healthy relationship. and this doesn't read like worried, this seems controlling. now that can be rooted in worried, but isn't good. but since we've not seen the character i doubt we'll see the relationship mended but broken for a better one, which for some reason, at least at this stage, may not feel great. the problematic person will still be problematic in the next relationship.

ep 2 the clue

"i command thee, begone!" "no" "no?" "no, thank you? you see, i have a permit." "a permit? from whom?"{disgruntled, as if someone didn't tell them they had to bring some money for lunch so now they'll be slightly hungry for a couple hours} still the best writing.

oh, tackling job? yea, that story certainly doesn't paint god in a good light. absolutely amazing story to show when you want to make heaving one of two bad guys (which does theologically make perfect sense)

oh, the small miracle worked... now lets hope the scene won't be awkward and/or long.

oh fuck, they really make you empathise with job and his wife. of all the people talking about job, be it christian or atheist that's an angle i've never seen. love that crowley is so consistent. a bastard, but one with some hart.

"i think the message was... if you have questions... come back when you can make a whale"... i mean honestly... about as logical a conclusion to draw from job as anything else. damn this edition of job is amazing.

assertive azeaa... that guy, is weird. it's not out of character, not fully, just weird.

the use of job is SO amazing. 1. i points to all the fucked up parts of job. 2. it actually focuses on the fucked up part of job. not the atheist talking points for "look at how fucked god is in job", there is that, but it actually makes it a point. it's not just a cinema sins ding against god (first time i'm fully internalizing how bad cinema sins dings are) but actually focuses on it. 3. perfectly integrated into the story. it's a fucked up story that makes total sense to be the course of azeaa-that guy's first sin. we saw him bend the rules in season 1 by for instance giving adam his flaming sword at the garden of eden, but that wasn't a sin, it was stretching, but not breaking the rules. this was just breaking the rules, and it made perfect sense and explains how the deal was made. and holy shit the reuse of the line "but you said it wasn't [lonely]" "i'm a demon. i lied."

ep 3

it's impressive how good these actors are at playing not knowing how to human. seriously just try to pick up something having never held it in your life, it's hard. just try to hold something mundane in a way that shows you're confused by the concept of holding it.

people have been bothering her about her love life a lot already, and it itself is already draining. and now an angel with NO knowledge on how to human is going to be blunt about it? oh yea, they got some time to arrange things.

ah, heaven trying to justify the poor having to do desperate things they (well, the rich that made them up) disapprove of to make ends meet. it fails spectacularly.

... what is going on in hell? are they going to make hell... better? i'd be up for it, but it's a wild concept with the theology they're going with.

oh, breaking down the body snatcher thing that was going down. poor people Need the money, doctors in training Need bodies, and the legal supply is simply too low. not delivering bodies was just worse for everyone.

he wants to threaten, but as always he has no power. a traitor demon the demons just don't want to really deal with, still able to do miracles, but unable to stand up to the forces of heaven or hell. all he has is deception and knowledge on how humans work. just barely enough to keep his friend safe.

ep 4

90% of the episode is a flashback to a fun story, yet seems totally unrelated. then in the last 10% big setups for future episodes, not least of which a DEMON INVASION ON the book shop... love the contrast.

ep 5

oh, that matchbox is suddenly a LOT more important... maybe? it's also such a great description of the amnesia. and i love the grow? change? niceness of crowley.

"they stand on their own two feed, like the government said". this feels like a dig at something. looking it up: yup. it's sarcastically using lines of the British equivalent of people who tell you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

look azeaa... that guy, i know you mean well, but this is not... well. this is weird and bonkers and unsettling.

ep 6

crowley has a very interesting plan, while we see how the ladies are similar.

oh shit. crowley was pretty high up. also "i wasn't always a demon and they never change their passwords" is such a fun line, while also making perfect sense. why would you need to change your password in heaven?

the fly?! THE FLY JIM WAS SWATTING AT AT EPISODE 1 OR 2!?!

are they doing this? are they really doing This?! i mean it makes sense, hell love was a theme this season, i just didn't expect it.

the ending was turning extremely bad (it'll still end extremely bad) and then they bring up that in the next part they want to tackle the second coming. THE FUCK AMAZING YES IT"S IN THE WORKS BUT WILL STILL TAKE A LONG TIME FUCK

also realized that it points to the big conflict between crowley and azeaa... that guy: one still fundamentally believes in the system while the other doesn't. sure both have problems with how things are done and go around the system plenty of times, but one still believes that the core of their side, of the system, is good while the other calls both of them wankers and wants nothing to do with either. and it's probably which side i agree with more.

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neige-leblanche · 8 months ago

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actually gonna compile my current thoughts; slight spoilers below cut

- having watched all the main series i can say RANPO IS MY #1 FAVE!!!!! i love how whenever i see him i go "yayyy it's ranpo yippeeee" and i love how i share this trait with a vast amount of the cast himself included. watching this show @ the same time as reading wha and loving beldarut sm is making me realize how much i love characters who are immensely powerful and also a consummate silly billy. hes everything i wanna be. i too want a government salary & to spend it on snacks

- i also love kunikida sm he feels like if riddle & trey were one guy. i am ALSO so glad he has not been killed yet. every kunikida-centric episode felt like the anime equivalent of a dead wife flashback and i kept bracing for him to die at the end of every season 💀

- i'm also grateful for the rlly small amount of mcd in general; i feel like esp in earlier seasons that would have given the story an emotional tone that it wasn't rlly set up to handle well

- i feel bad saying this but i wish i liked atsushi more 😭 i do like him plenty but it's not proportional to his prominence in the show which is prob why i didn't like season 1 v much; he felt like a p generic shonen protag

- ALSO feel bad saying this but i did not like nikolai's voice acting v much (i watched the japanese; he might be great in the dub idk). the character slew so hard but his voice esp the more maniacal lines felt deficient in pussy 😭💔

- i kept thinking fyodor had azul's voice actor. even after i looked it up and found that they r different.

- thank you so much kyouka for being one of the only well written female characters esp earlier before yosano got her character development. i want justice for higuchi especially 😭

- maybe this is controversial but i loved all the suicide jokes. dazai felt like a rlly honest portrayal of what it's like being suicidal p much all one's life & the fact that hating yourself/wanting to die absolutely does not always translate to gloom & self-effacement

- on that note and . this might come out mean but since it is such a "he's just like me fr. oh that is absolutely not a good thing"-heavy story i do think it requires some sophistication & critical thinking that is not handed to u outright. like you might watch it & think "these characters feel the same way i do & are dangerously unwell; i must be fucking insane" however they do rlly drill in the "yet we all keep living & working anyway", so i think viewers who feel this way r meant to ask themselves what sanity is, how much of the world secretly feels unwell & othered, etc. instead of jumping right to "i am irredeemable and/or clinically disturbed"

- anyway lmfao. i was shook to find out the manga didn't have [much] more 😭 v happy to see more fyodor lore though; i'm excited for the next installment!!

- speaking of fyodor!! i like him. as i mentioned dostoevsky is one of my fav writers irl and i do like the character! i liked the references (teases being a demon/possessed; nikolai as a kirillov parallel was hilarious; i do wonder if the references to fyodor being "underground" was meant to reference notes from underground which would. also be funny bc the proverbial underground is absolutely not what that book is about lmfao)

- conflicted bc i enjoyed scenes with mori (he has crowley's va!!!) howsoever i will be popping the biggest bottles when he dies, hopefully as gruesomely as possible 🙏

- akutagawa was just funny after a while im so sorry dude 😭 he was broody & secretive for five minutes and afterward was like "I HAVE DADDY ISSUES" every single time he appeared

- i wasn't gonna look for the light novels until i read on the wiki that they have an hg wells character who is a crossdressing woman & whose ability is the time machine; i love that novel sm and ummmmm👁👄👁

- I LOVE JOUNO!! HE REMINDS ME OF JADE!! I HOPE WE GET MORE OF HIM SOON!!!!!!!

also i finished season 2 of bungo stray dogs it was great!! i didnt like season 1 very much so im glad i held on 🙏

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valdomarx · 2 years ago

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Crowley + the Seven Deadly Sins

Crowley doesn’t fall from grace. Rather, with eyes wide open, one step at a time, he walks away from what he has been taught and towards something else entirely.

Greed

Money wasn’t one of Crowley’s inventions — he has to give credit to the humans for that one — but he has come up with some ingenious demonic uses for it. Payday loans, they were his idea. And microtransactions, he’s particularly proud of those. He’s got this great new idea for a thing called an NFT that’s going to be absolutely hellish, and he can’t wait to unleash it on the unsuspecting world.

He’s never concerned himself much with trivialities like bank accounts or paying the rent. But when he hears that a developer is buying up all the properties on the Soho street where Aziraphale’s bookshop is and squeezing out the tenants, he decides it’s time for a demonic intervention in the property market. A tweak here, a poke there, and the developer inadvertently donates all its cash to a local homeless shelter and goes bankrupt. Azirphale never knows a thing about it.

Anyway, fuck landlords.

Gluttony

Crowley has never cared much for food himself. It’s fine as a passing distraction, a moment’s novelty, but after centuries even that appeal fades. Until he dines with Aziraphale, that is. Aziraphale approaches every meal like a holy communion, like each mouthful of food is a fascinating delight, and Crowley could watch him eat for days. The way his eyes sparkle when they alight on a new dish on a menu, the way he inhales deeply before his first bite, the way he puffs up with excitement whenever the words “dessert trolley” are mentioned in his presence.

As he eats, Aziraphale analyses the textures and the flavours, ponders over cooking methods, and he motions Crowley over to “Try a piece of this, you must, it’s simply divine,” and as Crowley shyly takes the morsel from Aziraphale’s proffered fork, willing himself not to blush, he thinks that perhaps humans might be on to something with this food business after all.

Wrath

It’s Mesopotamia that really makes him angry. God is sending a great flood to wash all the humans and animals away, as if that were justice. There’s a persistent wrinkle in Aziraphale’s brow, a knot of consternation and concern, and Crowley longs to smooth it away with his thumb. It’s not right that God should punish all these innocents just to make a point, to keep them afraid and in line, and it’s not right that kind, gentle Aziraphale should have to watch this destruction, squirming and muttering to himself about the divine plan.

A deep red rage thrums behind Crowley’s eyes as he watches the rising tide of human misery. What kind of a way is this to rule a world? If this is what the almighty’s divine righteousness looks like, she can get buggered.

Envy

Aziraphale returns from meetings with his angelic compatriots with his shoulders slumped, the weight of both heaven and earth laying heavily on him.

Crowley pretends not to care what heaven is up to. After all, it’s hardly his business any more. But he can’t help but notice how Aziraphale looks a little more worn, a little dimmer, every time he has to interact with the heavenly host.

They don’t deserve him, Crowley thinks, and it’s a bitter, rancorous thought. The rest of that sentence, the not like I do, like I want to, like I’d try to be deserving for him, remains unspoken even in his own mind.

Pride

The world not ending turns out to be rather an anticlimax. There are no great revelations, no interventions from on high, no blaring newspaper headlines. Just another ordinary day, except now they share one more secret.

“If no one else is going to say it, I will.” Aziraphale raises a glass to him. “I’m glad you were here, Crowley. I couldn’t have done it without you.”

Something hot and bright burns in Crowley's chest, a long-forgotten ember flaring to life as Aziraphale looks at him and sees something more than his fall.

Lust

After the armageddon that wasn’t comes this: a quiet moment in a cosy flat over a bookshop, a bottle of good scotch and an old tartan rug, a breaking free of long-held obligations, a flash of catharsis and of clarity.

Soft sheets, softer caresses, bodies running together like rain on parched soil. Aziraphale glows like this, like the illumination that’s usually hidden beneath layers of primness and convention and human clothing suddenly bursts to the surface, and Crowley wants to bask in this light forever.

When he moves his fingers just so and Aziraphale moans, when he bends his lips to soft skin and Aziraphale gasps, when this most holy of beings lets Crowley open him up and invites him in deeper and begs for more, please Crowley more, just like that, then Crowley feels like for the first time in thousands of years he is truly seeing the divine.

If the price for witnessing this miracle of the flesh is damnation, he’ll pay it gladly.

Sloth

“Crowley.” The voice in his ear is thick and rich like honey. “The sun’s long past up, and it’s time we got up too.”

He shifts under the covers, throws an arm around a warm, squidgy belly, and nuzzles his face into a mop of angelic hair. “‘s early,” he grumbles.

“Darling.” Gentle fingers stroke his arm. “It’s really not. Come on, I’ll make breakfast.”

“Stay in bed a while longer,” he wheedles, and it is a demonic temptation, thank you very much, and absolutely not a whine. “Stay with me.”

“Oh.” He feels Aziraphale let out a fond huff. “I suppose, when you put it like that.”

Aziraphale snuggles back up against him and Crowley allows himself a small preen of satisfaction.

Temptation accomplished.

#ineffable husbands #good omens #my writing #crowley no. 1 wife guy

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autisticandroids · 3 years ago

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Oh patron saint of mpreg, tell us, what is the absolute gold standard canon divergent mpreg scenario with Cas and Dean?

so for me the gold standard is for cas to get pregnant due to some kind of magical or metaphysical situation that dean at least does not perceive as sex. bonus points is cas is hesitant about it but refuses to explain why (because he doesn't know how dean will deal with the concept of himself being able to potentially get cas pregnant), so dean is like "we're doing it anyway" and then they do it and then cas doesn't tell anyone that he is pregnant until circumstances force the information out of him. and then dean has to deal with the fact that 1) cas can get pregnant, 2) cas is pregnant, 3) it's his, and he does so pretty poorly.

the rest is under a cut because this post is over 2.5k words long.

my favorite times for this to happen are at the end of season nine, just before dean dies and gets demonized in do you believe in miracles, and at the start of season twelve, just before sam and dean go to jail, because the pining in both those scenarios is delicious but it is so much more powerful if cas is also pregnant, and never even told dean. double points if the truth somehow comes out while they're separated so when dean comes back it's like. yeah cas is pregnant. it's yours. welcome home dean now you have to coddle cas' emotions because he thought he would have to raise your baby alone.

the season twelve scenario is particularly delicious because 1) we can have lucifer slut shaming cas in front of crowley in rock never dies, so crowley knows before dean, and 2) much more importantly, mary is there, and i am obsessed with like. okay. several things.

- the idea of mary getting all baby fever because she misses her boys and this is like. a baby she can take care of because she never got to take care of sam

- the idea of dean working through some of his parentification trauma by coparenting a child with the parent whose place he felt he had to take

- the idea of mary coming in and projecting her insane 1980s gender roles all over cas, suddenly treating him like a woman, stripping him of agency, etc. and like. dean would also do this even though he's not from the eighties, but mary would do it double strength, and they would reinforce each other, it would be a nightmare

- also mary trying to relate to cas on the Travails Of Motherhood etc. and cas being like ?????????? like i cannot stress enough that the weird gender roles she projects onto cas are also standards that she held herself to back when she was a Wife And Mother. while cas is like mary i am not a human woman and also i don't see what "having to look pretty for my man when i'm all baby bloaty" has to do with anything. that's not something i feel like i have to do

oh and 3) could you imagine lily sunder has some regrets if cas was pregnant? unfathomable episode. like ishim and mirabel's reaction but ALSO lily's. and it would fix the number one issue i have with lily sunder, which is that the resolution of the moral dilemma is "well AKSHUALLY the kid was human and not a nephilim so killing it was bad" rather than "it was bad to kill lily's baby, full stop." like ishim's cover up and using the machinery of power to manipulate the truth is very compelling, but the fact that it results in the moral essentially being "it would have been okay if the kid had been a nephilim" suuuuuucks.

basically, there's a reason i have two entire mpreg aus set in season twelve.

and then the delicious part in the season nine version is like. one, dean is away for much longer and he could be anywhere. also he's a demon and he's cheating on cas with crowley. and then even when cas gets him back he's still cursed with the mark, so we can get all weepy over that. you know. i'm the one who's going to have to watch you murder the world and i'm eight months pregnant. etc etc.

but the other thing that's juicy about this version is that cas is still semi-involved with the other angels at this point, like he's roadtripping around with hannah and they're trying to get heaven under control, so carrying a nephil is going to really affect those relationships. so he's going to be probably disliked by the other angels, and there are MANY opportunities for slut-shaming, but at the same time, the other "outcast" type angels might respect him for violating heaven's dictates.

and then of course there's his grace vampirism victorian wasting disease. in canon he's perfectly happy to let himself die, but if he were having dean's baby he would absolutely not do that, that's dean's baby he's endangering there. so of course there's the terrible guilt of having to kill other angels so he can live, plus potentially preparing to die shortly after childbirth so he doesn't have to keep killing. delicious.

and on top of all this cas can get slutshamed by metatron in, depending on when exactly he gets knocked up, meta fiction, stairway to heaven, and do you believe in miracles. plus stairway to heaven would be insane like all the angels would know that cas is pregnant. they would see it in his grace. like cas' angel army would just. know that he was pregnant with a nephil, and have to accept that because he's their leader. in love with humanity indeed.

i'm trying to think of other good times for this drama with cas getting secretly pregnant through a nonsexual interaction to take place. it would be great in season six. like: he's doing a blasphemy with his body but at the same time he's this big important rebel leader so they can't say shit about him, and also he's pregnant while fighting these big important battles (fun and sexy), AND this is like, hot on the heels of the realization that something about his feelings for dean is untoward, expands beyond the bounds of ordinary friendship and camaraderie. like he realizes that, and maybe even that he has sexual feelings for dean, and then he gets immediately knocked up. stunning.

it would ALSO be extremely fun for it to be some kind of... i don't know, magical longer gestation times, whatever, but for cas to have gotten pregnant sometime in s5 and only realized during the Year Of Lisa. LOVE to watch a man rake leaves while both metaphorically carrying the taint of taboo sexual feelings for him and literally carrying his child.

but the thing about season six is, first of all, cas isn't really... envisioning a future with dean. not the way he does in the later seasons. like does he fantasize about a future with dean? yes. like. he really did watch that motherfucker rake leaves. but it's only fantasy. he expected to never speak to dean again after swan song until dean prayed to him in the third man. he's obsessed with dean, but it's distant. remote.

like, we talk about cas babytrapping dean in the later seasons with jack, and he absolutely does, and he would do it even more if dean got him literally pregnant, but that babytrap is about... how do i put this. it's about winning dean's affection. late seasons cas knows that he's going to die by dean's side. the difference that babytrapping dean makes is that maybe it will get dean to be nice to him in the mean time, instead of discarding him like so much toilet paper.

but season six cas doesn't think of it like that. if he were gonna babytrap dean, it would be in the more traditional sense of forcing dean to stay with him in order to raise their child together. and he would never do that. he wants dean to have a happy future, which in his mind does not include him. like, compare here "he's retired and he's to stay that way" in the man who would be king, where cas assumes that dean is happy without him and expects him to live out his days peacefully without ever seeing him again, to "i'm the one who's going to have to watch you murder the world" in the prisoner, where cas assumes that he will be by dean's side for centuries.

but anyway, the other, much more important problem with season six is that cas has a war to fight. like, in the later seasons, cas really has nothing. even when he's on tenuous good terms with the angels, he doesn't really have a home with them. the winchesters are his family, and he'd give up anything for them. he has nothing in his life. he's at rock bottom, and this becomes truer the further along you go. late seasons cas has nothing he would prioritize over serving the winchesters, and he would be happy dropping anything he was involved in to have and raise dean's baby. parenting would give him a purpose that he no longer has, because everything else has been stripped from him.

but in season six cas has a life outside of them. like yes, he has a war to fight, but he also has a place in heaven, with the other angels. he belongs somewhere, he has solid connections to the outside world. even if he didn't have a war to fight, i don't know how excited he would be to have and raise a baby (even dean's baby) because he simply has other things he could be doing. he's involved in the world beyond the winchesters.

like, the reason cas wants to be a parent is that he is totally alone and totally purposeless. having a child gives him both a reason for being and someone who will always love him and who he can care for. if he doesn't have that hole in his life he might not be so eager to fill it with a baby.

for all these reasons, this plotline really doesn't work in season six, because you simply cannot justify cas not getting an abortion, unless you do something nasty like make angel abortion impossible, which i don't love.

you COULD somehow put the impregnation just at the end of season six, maybe just before the man who would be king, such that cas doesn't realize he's pregnant until he's already godstiel. you guys are unfortunately very aware of how obsessed i am with pregnant godstiel.

actually, @jeanne-de-valois has a concept of like. a single, madness fueled midnight hookup immediately pre-tmwwbk (or maybe even during, but prior to the superman mistake), where cas is simultaneously so stressed from being stretched so thin from the war and the lying and the shady dealings, and so high on being The Big Man In Heaven, that he's bold and out of his mind enough to actually come onto dean, like he just appears one night in dean's bedroom and is like, fuck me, and dean is like 👁👄👁 okay. so they have one single adrenaline and madness fueled hookup, and then everything immediately goes to shit.

and i think that's a great place for cas to get pregnant, and then he doesn't realize until he's become god, or maybe he does and he's just like "i'll deal with it later," either way godstiel is like oh? i carry dean's heir inside me? i will have dean's baby. i will have dean's baby it is my right and also my boon to him and also a symbol of my great and magnanimous love for humanity. and also maybe i will put giant paintings of myself pregnant with his child up in churches. what about that. which would be fun. don't know when he would give birth though. actually it would be insane if he gave birth as emmanuel and was just like. raising dean's nephil when dean found him again. nuts. but it just doesn't really have the same flavor as late seasons mpreg. doesn't compel me nearly as much. like the symbolism of godstiel being pregnant with dean's child is fun and sexy but them actually raising the kid afterwards doesn't compel me nearly as much, so it's better to leave literal mpreg to the later seasons and let godstiel mpreg reside in symbolism and fantasy.

or maybe the fetus gets stolen by the leviathans when cas walks into the lake and dean has to battle his leviathanated nephil daughter as the main villain of s7. like she's dick roman's secret weapon. i think that would be fun, actually. kind of an emma situation but drawn out over the whole season. and he thinks cas is dead for most of it so she's all he's got left of cas and a mess cas left for him to clean up. big sexy.

and as a bonus, i will also tell you the best time, imo, for dean to get pregnant: near the end of season eight. possibly a single, tragic farewell fuck in sacrifice when cas is planning to lock himself away in heaven and they're never gonna see each other again. and this impregnates dean with cas' nephil.

but then cas is human. and he can't do anything about it. like generally if they managed to get dean pregnant somehow, cas would immediately talk him into an abortion (which wouldn't be too hard; dean's natural white midwestern man who doesn't vote aversion to abortion would be at war with the horror of being pregnant, and the horror would win), or might not even inform dean that he's pregnant, and just quietly end the pregnancy without dean's knowledge, because cas would never put dean through that. but if cas is human, he can't do that. and furthermore, that nephil is the last evidence of his angelic nature that persists. it's the last of what he used to be, the last of his grace. and there's something absolutely delectable about that.

then of course dean would have to leave the bunker if he was pregnant with a nephil, because angels would be after him, and he wouldn't want to lead them to gadreel, so i am imagining dean discovering that he's pregnant and then showing up in a panic at the gas n sip like "actually cas i'm also out of the bunker will you go on the run with me?" and then they go on the run and have to live in motels again and cas gets to live with take care of dean who is pregnant with his child which is essentially his dream, and he doesn't have to feel guilty because he's no longer capable of giving dean an abortion so he doesn't feel obligated to get him to have one. ideally cas gets re-angeled just in time to give dean an angelic c-section. or maybe they rely on a normal human c-section in a hospital and cas stays human and they are two humans raising their nephil, which is also fun to me.

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