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did you fuck my mom? did you

FUCK

my

mom?

did you fuck my mom, santa clause? did you fuck my mom? did you fuck her? did you

fuck

my

fucking mom?

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

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World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.

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died 20434 times exploded 534 times got run over 5422 times

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 I do beat him up a lot. For Spike that's like third base.

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every sunday i kill myself but it’s fine

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock

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a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

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Awww we have to die and go to hell soon

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i don’t think tetris was invented i think it was discovered. like gravity

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